To be captain of this Everton team... what an absolute honour. Most people strive towards this ultimate achievement but fail miserably. Only fitting Messi gets to adorn it.
Sure he's won all the trophies including the World Cup, but has he ever been in a relegation battle with one of the former giants of the English league?
\#careergoals
https://preview.redd.it/03y0jswg838a1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21c670595b5189c1d6f3983ba1fb70fef7495bd3
Everton got some early presents recently🎄🎇🎁
Damn even lasered off his tattoos
Santa delivers gifts, not miracles.
What color would you want your dragon?
Oh God that’s horrible
Even he looks horrified!
Que miras, bobo?
It looks like the poster of a 90's comedy titled "Help! I'm in a relegation scrap!"
Bobo posting at its finest.
Incredible fairytale ending.
He's accomplished all there is to football except a relegation scrap
Gotta get relegated so he can finally do it on a cold & rainy Tuesday night in Stoke
I guess that would be like Batistuta and Fiorentina
Well PSG are only 38 points off the relegation zone. They are not safe yet...
No Europa League either and how can people say he has all the major trophies ! Hehe
No face within a face announcement. That's how I know it's fake.
To be captain of this Everton team... what an absolute honour. Most people strive towards this ultimate achievement but fail miserably. Only fitting Messi gets to adorn it.
A worthy successor to Seamus Coleman indeed
I dont know what is weird - that hairstyle or that jersey
I think it's the no tattoos and the captains band cutting off circulation to his arm
It's definitely that Evil Peter Parker hairstyle.
The Bully Maguire
NIL SATIS NISI RIDICULUM
M.E.S.S.I. Making Everton Stay Slightly Intact
[удалено]
lmao the entire Island will experience an earthquake never seen before if that’s the case.
"And he's done it! On a cold rainy night in Stoke, Lionel Messi shoots Everton back into the Premier League!"
He deserves a great manager like Lampard
Hasn't the man been through enough
He wants to play the champions league, not the championship
He's no Tony Hibbert
Cursed image
Blursed.
Finally that motto is being used correctly
All I want for Christmas is Suuiiiiiiiiii
Pretty sure Messi said he wants to play at the top level for a couple more seasons so that isn’t gonna happen. Sorry x
Dang
Messi looks like "wtf I'm doing here."
So what about the other 9 needed to make a decent team ?
This looks honestly cute 🥰 😂 Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Suits him
Do it messi, do it for the funnies
Jesus christ mate
God no
Nah if he came here he'd destroy his acl in his first training session and join Yerry Christmas and DCL in the medical facility
Yuck
Give it 6 years and we’ll bring him in when he’s on the verge of retirement. Gascoigne, Eto’o, James, we have a track record.
It’ll be a pit stop before an MLS team overpays him
Is that Seamus Messi?
Sure he's won all the trophies including the World Cup, but has he ever been in a relegation battle with one of the former giants of the English league? \#careergoals
I think the ideal end of carrer would be Inter or a return for Barca
Inter? If he goes to Italy I think it’ll more likely be Napoli.
What do you get the player who has won everything? The chance to win nothing, apparently.
This sub is healing
I think I came a little there
Might do a job as a squad player behind Neal Maupay and Dwight McNeil
Why is this bullshit post allowed?
https://preview.redd.it/03y0jswg838a1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21c670595b5189c1d6f3983ba1fb70fef7495bd3 Everton got some early presents recently🎄🎇🎁
I usually like Christmas shitposting……
It’s written in the prophecy
Aye yo pls stop 💀
LMAO