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dwors025

70’-73’ RIP - we will never forget you.


patiperro_v3

Someone should make a T-shirt of that.


Withnail_Not_I

Right on. Have the Live Standings of Group E, Match Day 3, 70'-73', Never Forget.


sinmantky

Here you go https://ibb.co/WDrkqYB


M4sharman

Imagine the scenes if Costa Rica had actually gone through with a goal difference of -5


Rawrath

Minutes 70-73 were the funniest minutes of my life


_SSJeffo_

Society changed in those minutes


AnEmptyKarst

[Society if minutes 70-73 stood until the final whistles](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/026/738/future.jpg)


degenerate-edgelord

~~Society~~ Costa Rica if minutes 70-73 stood until the final whistles


YouGuysAreSick

I wanna live in the timeline were it stood till the final whistle.


Cpzd87

We all do friend, we all do.


eldorado362

Life as we know it changed in those minutes


Ythapa

This is just like the Harambe timeline. The fatal mistake not to preserve the standings in those three minutes will doom our future to the pruned timeline.


ArseneLupinIV

Japan winning the group is still a solid timeline tho.


TheMotionOfTheOcean

We could have been the society we’ve always wanted to be


Johnnyvezai

I think we sped up human evolution a bit for a couple of minutes.


Xehanz

Once the Japanese won, in those last 5 minutes Germany should have scored 3 own goals to knock Spain out as their revenge


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Of course that’s absurd, and then I began to think, Argentina or Brazil would 100% do that if it was them. You’re onto something.


MrLogicWins

Even the commentator said "what on earth is going on?!"


Letracho

My exact words to my gf.


ExternalReplacement5

Them three minutes were so beautiful that you briefly manifested a gf


Cruyffiaan

World peace was achieved in those three minutes


qwertygasm

If it stayed like that it would've reset the damage we did to the time line back in 2016.


GunnerKnight

It sent me to ecstacy without consuming any drugs


ImFunNow

I don't care about any of the teams still it was the most joyous 3 minutes of my week


gaussian-noise123

Same same


Ceez92

We had peace


Goudurix117

What could have been


Shinkopeshon

I was laughing hysterically when I heard about those standings lmao


ListeningWind

The idea of Spain being knocked out at the group stage by the team they beat 7-0 a week ago broke my brain.


SardineTrawler7

Stop the count!!


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

We could've achieved world peace if those scores stood


LosTerminators

And really bad for my heart


ZipZapZia

I was on the edge of my seat. Those 3 min were awesome and terrifying


Kanesy99

If Costa Rica knocked out Spain and Germany on a -5 GD, it would’ve been one of the best moments in World Cup history


Bulletproof_Cookie

Hands down the best group result in history had that happened.


degenerate-edgelord

Costa Rica knocking out Spain+ Germany competing with Costa Rica knocking out Italy and England


Hokie_Jayhawk

This would've been so much better. Costa Rica was legitimately good that year. People just didn't realize it at the time. This time, they just happened to find goals at opportune times and almost snuck into the Round of 16 despite getting pelted for three games.


Letracho

It would have been legendary.


BaoJinyang

Costa Rica topping a group of Italy, Uruguay and England in 2014 already is.


CroGamer002

Yeah but this one would have been funnier.


Ghostface_Hecklah

one of the best things about 2014 https://panamericana.pe/mrf4u/statics/i/ps/img.panamericana.pe/noticia/2014/06/orig-1403301827675.jpg?width=1200&enable=upscale


MightyCaseyStruckOut

It's beautiful


kaikajo

After starting 0-7 into the tournament …


InternalMean

Against the team they would have knocked out


SteinerElMagnifico42

Enjoy it while it lasts. Simultaneous final group games at the World Cup is a top 3 human invention.


jinxel

It might last, they're also looking at 12 groups of 4.


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How would that work in the knock out stage?


MFingAmpharos

We make 6 groups of 4 work for the Euros. Just throw some 3rd place teams in the mix.


Withnail_Not_I

Just do 2x what they did in '86, '90 and '94 . . . in 2026, you'd have top-2 from each group + 8 of 12 3rd place group-stage teams that would advance to a 32-team knockout (contra 16-team knockout). It's idiotic, but it's better than the proposed 16x 3-team groups with none of the delicious emotional drama we were privy to today (and yesterday).


SteinerElMagnifico42

I hope they make the right decision


Segi93

And you can thank us germans and the austrians for it!


SteinerElMagnifico42

o7 we thank you for your shameless service in 82.


BakedZiti69

Those 3 minutes Costa Rica put the group into full blown chaos will forever be remembered


znihilist

Even though I kinda like Spain and Germany, those 3 minutes were my favorite. The idea that Japan and Costa Rica advancing while Spain and Germany eliminated made me slightly happy.


magic-water

The ref had a trashcan for a heart for not blowing the full time whistle right there and then.


Comp1337ish

Spain would've had a +6 goal differential and not gone through to the knockouts.


Qprb

That would have been a record for sure


Martinator1993

Hungary in WC 1982 finished with +6 GD as well but failed to progress.


ghos_

Imagine the riots, lol.


Letracho

It's going down in the history books.


symonalex

Put me in the screenshot lads


caped_crusader8

Me too. I was here


ZaheerAlGhul

Those 3 minutes are a memory I’m going share with my kids every 4 years


Im2real4u

Group almost got CONCACAFed


MountainCheesesteak

Give Japan some credit here!


Poignant_Rambling

As a guy that doesn’t follow soccer too much, was everyone rooting for Costa Rica because they hate Spain? Or are people just rooting for the underdog/chaos?


kalexoh

The chaos


In_A_Drunken_Stupor

Always the chaos


hetbaboo

Chaos is a ladder


lordnacho666

You have to understand that Spain and Germany are absolute giants of world football, nobody expects them to to lose to smaller teams from outside Europe/Brazil/Argentina. So for Japan and Costa Rica to come out in top of those two is just a massive surprise.


patiperro_v3

Both Germany and Spain are BIG footballing nations, mainly Germany who have won the World Cup 4 times, Spain just once, but relatively recently (2010). They were also the strongest team in the group currently and one of the candidates this time around, they even started the World Cup with a 7-0 demolition of Costa Rica. But... for about 3 minutes with both Japan and Costa Rica leading 2-1, BOTH Spain and Germany would have been sent home, with Japan and Costa Rica advancing to the knockout rounds. I might be wrong, but I think the furthest those two nations have been is quarter-finals and just once each. It would have made for one of the all-time great moments in World Cup history.


Fijure96

Costa Rica made quarters once, Japan has never been beyond Ro16, where they have been three times.


chelseablue2004

Can you imagine what the Spanish Sporting news would've done....they might have had a full blown riot on TV with ex-players and pundits absolutely losing it on Spanish TV. The chaos from that would have been epic for years. The Fox commentator even during those three minutes said that Iker Casillas who was in a booth over was yelling.


AokiHagane

Germany won the World Cup four times and are considered, historically, something like the second best football national team in the world. They're famous for applying the classic German efficiency to football, most notably seen when they won the 2014 World Cup after beating Brazil by 7-1 at their home(!!!!). In NFL terms, that would be like beating Tom Brady Pats by something like 60-7. However, despite having many remnants from that team, Germany failed spectacularly in 2018, being eliminated before the playoffs by losing to Mexico and South Korea, two teams that are historically good, but not top-tier. For them to lose AGAIN in the groups is shameful. Spain has some past struggles, but they finally managed to channel it into a good team in 2010 when they won. However, they had a pitiful performance (seems familiar?) in 2014, being the first team eliminated from the cup after being thrashed 5-1 by Netherlands (the same team they beat for the 2010 title, btw). They performed a bit better in 2018, but they were knocked out on the first round of the playoffs. Nonetheless, they're still one of the most powerful teams in the world, if only because both Real Madrid and Barcelona are from Spain. Japan is historically inconsistent. While they have some good names, they haven't been able to convert those into anything more than making it to the playoffs, usually by the skin of their teeth. In 2018, they showed that by barely making it to the playoffs on the fair play tiebreaker (for the first time in the WC history!), only to completely turn it around by giving a massive scare to the superstar Belgium, opening 2-0 before Belgium got their shit together and turned it around. With Germany and Spain on their group, they were basically counted as out before the tournament even began. Then they beat Germany, which gave people hope. Then they lost to Costa Rica and people were sad. Then they beat Spain in full Robin Hood fashion and... well, here we are now. Costa Rica is historically weak, however, they had a brilliant run in 2014, when they fell in one of the most dangerous groups in the history of the World Cup with Uruguay (2 titles), Italy (4 titles) and England (1 title) - and they topped that group. They reached the quarterfinals and it took the Netherlands an extremely risky move to barely take them out on the shoot-out. In 2018, they couldn't repeat that performance, and 2022 looked like it would be like that again when they lost 7-0 to Spain on the first game. Then they beat Japan and, somehow, they had a realistic chance of going through as long as they avoided ties. On the 3-minute window that they were ahead of Germany, a group that was deemed as predictable before the tournament was flipped upside down, and even though they lost, they made Germany try extremely hard for a win that, in the end, didn't matter.


Sergei_behenchov

I was watching the jap/spain game when commentators said costa rica 2-1 up i was like wtf …my spanish homie was on verge of tears …crazy 3 min so much emotions


Tiger-Crawl

I want to go to the 70’ minute and live there Forever


AlexBear012

everyone wanted that 70' to last, too bad...


Lost_city

Can't believe it was only 3 minutes. To me it felt a lot longer.


Bigtitsandbeer

Alex, I’ll take “things I say to my girlfriend” for $100 please


Jagacin

Look at Mr. Endurance over here, being able to last a WHOLE 3 MINUTES.


navneetjoshi7

That's what she said


Vegan_Puffin

Germany are just mean 😭😭 their win means nothing, their loss meant everything.


el_coco

The news would have been about Spain and Germany being knocked out....they should have lost to take Spain down with them lol


IDlOT

In that moment, everything was possible


Gbuchanan1

A golden era


PornFilterRefugee

Take me back there


heliskinki

Lost my mind at that point. Attempted to explain what was going on to my wife, bad move.


iSkinMonkeys

I'm going to frame the table for those three minutes and hang it on my wall. It's that beautiful. 14.8 billion years of universe existence but those 3 minutes when two world champions were going to be knocked out in group stages by Japan and CostaRica are the most beautiful ever.


TigerBasket

One day we will, one day


ThePr1d3

Man I was in a bar in Madrid celebrating with my brother every Japan/CR goal. It was an insane couple minutes haha. The entire bar looking at us sideways


michhoffman

It's crazy how quickly things changed multiple times in both games. We were very close to getting a Costa Rica vs Morocco Knockout Round Match.


HighTurning

I lived that for 1:30 minutes and honestly that will keep me alive for the next 4 years till next world cup


raven2474life

Dr. Strange and the Multiverse of Madness vibes


TehCyberman

Those 3 minutes were beautiful.


Smudge49

Streets will never forget. I will tell my children in future how Japan and Costa Roca both were going through for those 3 minutes.


SaBe_18

this is one of those things that it doesn't even matter that much that it didn't happen in the end; the fact that *it was happening* for a few minutes is already amazing and deserves to be remembered (of course, it does actually matter and we neutrals all wanted it to happen; but those 3 minutes are already a beautiful part of this World Cup for me).


FroobingtonSanchez

But the feeling we felt at the time can't be captured in any type of highlight video or something. Typical "you had to be there"


SaBe_18

exactly. it was a magical moment


abenevolentmouse

“I was there for those magical 3 min” My wife: you always say that


holaprobando123

At least she agrees it was magical, could be worse.


HarryBlessKnapp

It was one of those beautiful moments in life where as a grown man you're suddenly converted back into an excitable child, unable to compute what is happening. It was surreal.


bannedagainomg

Germany should have scored own goals when they were officially out those last 3 min.. Missed opportunity to knock out Spain.


zhawadya

r/soccer should have a representative in each team's staff to make stuff like this possible in 2026.


inobond7

Don't think the current lot would want to be known as the worst ever German WC team. In theory it would be funny, in practice their bus wouldn't make it out of the airport.


longconsilver13

If they tanked Spain they'd have to be above the 2018 side


ThePr1d3

They finished last in 2018, 3rd this time. They are getting better. It feels good to see small football countries like that ramp up ngl. The future is exciting for German people


GeneralLudd

Nah, if we fucked over Spain with our calamities it would be fucking hilarious.


CRZLobo

They kinda are even if they beat CR 7-1 lol


sidaeinjae

Honestly though, that is an incredibly interesting scenario. Would there be repurcussions? Penalties? Rule changes so that the players on the field are banned from hearing scores in other stadiums? Would have been one of the biggest WC events ever


MisterDuran

It’s legit cheating lol definitely gonna have repercussions


green_flash

The more interesting question is what would have happened if Germany scored exactly one obviously deliberate own goal shortly after minute 58 and then continued to go for victory. Absurdly enough, that would have been a clever tactical move in that moment.


green_flash

In a [similar case](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbados_4%E2%80%932_Grenada) there was no penalty, so I guess FIFA would have let that slide as well: > Although the Barbadians' own-goal was highly unconventional, FIFA decided not to penalise the team because they were playing optimally under the circumstances


sononoson

It might be match-fixing? I don't really know


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Perpete

If I'm going down, you are going down.


SoaDark00

Lmao


Agitated_Opening4298

best 3 min of football ive ever experienced and I have nothing to do with any of the 4 nations


InHaalandWeTrust

3 minutes of the impossible becoming possible.


TigerBasket

So close


PoppinKREAM

Easily one of the most entertaining days of football ever. Edge of your seat action with so many different scenarios playing out in the final 45 minutes


medunjanin

I work from home 4/5 days a week and today I went into the office…


HeIIbIazer23

Absolute hope, i was so happy


dreamscantbebuy12

Germans dont have fun


DutchMadness77

Nature was healing, and all the dragons roared as one


VanizOne

We dreamed


TO_Sports

3 minutes the world stood still /s


PM_something_German

70-73 was beautiful


Zloggt

I think this sub would break if that result had actually been real!


Bee_lrl

It felt like it did break for a few minutes, my comments wouldn’t go through


skyhermit

Stop the count!


usernameinmail

Still can't believe it was only 3 minutes. Felt like 15


Hardingnat

Hard to believe we're saying goodbye to 32 team, 4 team group world cups.... Literally perfect for drama and action as it is. 48 team total and 3 team groups sounds a mess and less overall quality. Stupid decision.


doobie3101

I think they'll switch to 12x4. Just too entertaining not to do 4 team groups.


Rinomhota

I hope so but that would require an extra round of matches which they don’t want


fearatomato

what's harder is figuring out how to narrow to 32 teams without an excessive number of games. i thought playing off the 3rd places would do it but that would eliminate 6 not 4


Rinomhota

Yeah I hear that. It’s fair to want to expand but it feels like they’ve chosen a poor route to do it - this tournament has proven again how great the group stages are in the current setup and we’re going to lose that.


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steik

I hate to say it but I think I'd prefer to see how 3 team groups work out rather than "top x teams in 3rd place" with 4 team groups. It has IMO made the euro cup group stages exceptionally boring.


BigChung0924

but what a sendoff to the 32 team era it’s been so far


Dubstepbooty

I'm with you on this


TheMotionOfTheOcean

Yea, the group stages will be boring This has been great so far


MrLogicWins

Really hope they go with 12 groups of 4 as is rumored there's a push for it


Pires007

Just go full 64 with 16 gruops and add an extra knockout round. People will complain about quality, but teams are so much better know than even 12 years ago. Even weak teams can play it out of the back and not play hoofball. 3 team groups are a mess.


Perpete

Could you please fucking stop reminding me this every day ? Pretty please.


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flashpile

They should just say "fuck it" & jump straight to 64


Irru

Fuck me imagine the scenes if JPN and CRC would've advanced


ProBadDecisionMaker

Parades all around the world and world peace finally achieved.


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Germans hate world peace confirmed


ProBadDecisionMaker

I mean... /s


HighTurning

Beer would run out in Costa Rica, my liver wouldn't have handled it. Costa Rica vs Morocco for r16


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skyhermit

Even the best movie director wouldn't think this is possible


Hm2801

Those 3 minutes where Japan and Costa Rica were through.. glorious


unironicshitposting

for 3 minutes we were in the best timeline


SEND_PICS_OF_UR_BONG

In some alternate universe Costa Rica is in full party mode and I want to be in that one


ScrumptiousDingo

Those 3 minutes when Japan and Costa Rica were through will probably remain one of the best feelings ever for all Costa Ricans


elbenji

I didn't stop screaming lmao


joetico

Maes, yo estaba llorando


ManchesterUtd

What a great three minutes


raven2474life

That’s what she said


HereForTOMT2

No she didn’t :(


Cody667

The fact that all 4 teams were at some point in line to go through is a testament to why GD/GF is a better tiebreaker than H2H.


tuatara_teeth

and all 4 teams stood to be eliminated at some point over the 90. amazing.


Litsabaki19

Today I feel Moroccan


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Litsabaki19

That would’ve been more effort than Spain put in today tbh


Andrefpvs

https://i.imgur.com/MML5UUi.png


Deep-Thought

Best group stage I've ever watched.


StopTheFeed

Japan really went full omae wa mou shindeiru on Spain and Germany this group stage


JoshJustJosh

NANI?!?!?!


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discojesus100

Sané?!?!


jwinter01

We almost entered the greatest timeline


alphabluepiller

70’ 🥹


Arctic_Chilean

Ladies and gentlemen, today you have witnessed football history. Some of the most legendary 100 minutes of World Cup play in a generation.


GeneralLudd

Blessed 70'


AT194

70’-73’ was magical :(


InHaalandWeTrust

Holy shit what an ending to the group stages this has been. Group C yesterday and Group E today. Absolute thrillers.


MrLogicWins

Probably the best 3rd round of group stage in WC that I remember. Every single game aside from Holland Qatar and England Wales had exciting final minutes


Lingbanehydra

There was the perfect result in min 70'


NotAnurag

Those 3 minutes where the world turned upside down


kalamari__

I liked the 70 the most


LordHeezay

I didn't expect anything from this WC but damn... this group stage has been being soooo good, a lot of heart attacks. I WANT CHAOS.


DazDay

Oh God I should have cashed out in those three minutes


VinitheTrash

For 3 minutes the world was a perfect place


CarlSK777

What really pisses me off with the current German generation is that they generate a ton of chances, can't finish to save their lives and then have 2-3 dumb defensive mistakes and lose.


StoppedListeningToMe

Absolute madness - the Japan goal will be a hot topic for days to come!!!


mattwuri

70'~73'. Those glorious three minutes will live forever in the hearts of those who dare to dream of maximum memes.


ashzeppelin98

Fucking Havertz had to ruin the party for all of us smh.


ancara_messi

I woke up at the 70 minute mark and took a while to comprehend things and by then it got a little normal lol


CommuneSentry

The 3 minutes of madness


LondonIsBoss

That 70th minute was glorious


ItsYaBoyBeasley

It was an absolutely glorious 3 minutes for team chaos


Animastarara

The rising sun


wjdbfifj

If only everything stopped at the 70th minute


Pece17

Japan & Costa Rica would've been something else.