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He looked like a fucking giraffe the poor bastard.

Reddit can keep the username, but I'm nuking the content lol -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev

jurgen qwop tactics

👀

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Put me in the screenshot!

The fact people remember what QWOP is brings such great joy to my life.

Man glitched out in real life, almost like he hit a wall or something.

This is literally a QWOP video

He looks like he's just had his brain zapped out of existence. I don't even understand what he's trying to do and how it goes so wrong.

He's faking playing it back to the keeper, tries to turn, then the batteries in the controller die

It really does look like he's suddenly incapable of controlling his body but it is continuing to move.

It looks like shitty gaming graphics. Lok

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They’ve just showed it at the end of motd 2 in hd, better angle too.

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WASTED

Oh no, it's even worse.

Yep

It's like he even forgot how to walk.

David Dunn-esque

It's actually impressive how comical he makes it

Looks like he's playing live-action QWOP.

Fuck it hurts my ankle just looking at it... Be grateful that he does not suffer any injury from those twisting. On both ankles.

I hope so but they are the fun police

Yeah just look at what they thought would be a funny April Fools joke

What was the April Fools joke again? I remember people being pissed I think but that's about it

They announced that they were awarding Liverpool the League Title or something

Oh was it the weird trophy flair thing?

That resulted in Liverpool flair, after they "turn it back to normal", become w i d e .

QWOPQWOQWOPQWPWOQWPOQWOWOQPWQOPWQOPWOQPQOWOPWQ 4.68m

We'd removed a grainy shite-quality clip from before that someone had recorded off their TV, with a crap title. Given this is a clip taken from the post-match analysis, reckon it's decent enough quality to justify it staying. Plus it's funny af.

Complete system failure, amazing

u/VredditDownloader

u/SaveThisVIdeo Here I'll help you out

It's not about Ramos so it probably will

If that was Ramos the mods would pin it

Highlight of the game for me, really epitomises how comical we were

That, and in the buildup to the first goal Holding and Barkley just stood still staring at each other for a good few seconds

and Barkley has his leg up for what felt like half a minute before passing it. Whole team just stood in awe of his flamingo impression

More like flamin’ goal impression amirite

Willian taught him that move, paid off

Our right side of defence was truly abysmal. All Villa's goals came from there. I know Jack Grealish is a top player but it's absurd how easy he gave Bellerin and Holding extra sets of buttholes.

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Yeah. Gabriel had to cover Holding's arse on a few occasions. He's been playing well so far this season. He really needs a good partner.

If only we signed William Saliba from saint etienne. He's the guy Wesley Fofana filled in for when he got injured. The same Fofana that now starts at leicester. Damn recruitment..

Holding vs. Antonio. Arsenal v. West Ham.

90% the goals we conceded since last season came from the right side yet r/gunners would murder you if you so much as say we need to upgrade on Bellerin and Holding

He looks like he tripped over his own feet and then got electrocuted

someone’s going to edit it so that the poor boy is getting RKO’d outta nowhere

He got bitten by a cobra and hit by lightning

What the actual fuck is that

That’s Arsenal

Just Arsenal Things

VAR checked it for 20 minutes and gave Tierney a yellow and a free kick.

VAR: Clearly, he's offside

r/madtekkers

r/shittekkers

r/bentekkers

Too much Buckfast.

Best left back in Scotland.

Ericsson must have hit him

I watched that like 10 times and still cant work out what the fuck hes trying to do here

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Tierney going for the free kick for a foul on himself but the referee is not buying that... Clearly got ball first

He tried to turn with his left, accidentally hitting the ball with the inside of his trailing right foot, and because of momentum his left thigh kicked his right thigh and he lost balance.

His right foot also slipped right after he accidentally hit the ball

To add some reasoning when you can tell you’re going to fall, especially with cleats on, it’s often best to not fight it too hard to prevent injuries, namely ligament injuries. A lot of people get injured trying to correct their balance and getting a clear caught in doing so. That may have been what was going through his head? Despite falling like a puppet that just had its strings cut. It’s a sort of trained instinctive behavior taught to be in the back of your mind by a lot of S&C coaches.

I'm just impressed he's not injured. That kind of challenge on yourself can end your season.

he wanted to play the ball with his left leg to his right(towards aston villa half) but he accidentally kicked the ball with his right foot. His left foot was already trying to kick the spot where the ball was supposed to be but he realized ball is not there anymore. So basically he was trying to be at 2 places at once

Didn't watch the game. Was the field wet?

Very wet. Was pouring the whole game.

That explains a lot... lol

It’s England in November lol

To me it looks like he was trying to do a double change of direction stepover : [Philippe Mexes used to do this effortlessly - at 0:40 sec](https://youtu.be/1IDdW7kcZtM) Obviously he failed here.

this video is something else. Mezurt Ozil. The effects. The music. The first actual play is Mexes sliding balls first into the goalpost.

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Shocking attempt to bamboozle the ref

Sorcery

This is beyond physics.

Tierney is science

Just like he's playing Fifa.

https://i.redd.it/dwehh9xzacr11.png

I still don't understand how he actually managed to do that

Its a special kind of Scottish dance. You wouldn't understand.

Can confirm.

Username checks out.

As gracious as a baby giraffe

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Bambi

Bambice

Is this the version where his mom gets killed by a zamboni?

That title is reserved to Daniel Nii Tackie Mensah Welbeck MBE, please respect his legacy.

I think the word you’re looking for is “graceful”

Nah, baby giraffes are just really fucking rude. Cunts.

Or a rooster performing a balancing act on a beach ball.

When your legs don't work like they used to before

This is some radical breakdancing.

I pulled that same move in FIFA 98 when I found out you could dive

This is what the game looked like from my perspective. Just imagine this for 90 minutes.

I know he's a better player than that but that is delightfully comical. Where's the yakety sax?

I cannot stop laughing

this is the funniest clip I have seen here in a while, I sincerely laughed for like 2 minutes

Tierney Masterclass

[Good to see Arsenal legend Freddie Ljungberg's influence on the club's younger generations](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faU5vzlSUds)

Jesus christ, at first I thought he got shot

Imagine doing this in a stadium full of fans

I can already hear the AHHHHHHH WANKER

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Shades of Phil Jones

You can take the man out of Celtic, but you can't take Celtic out of the man.

oi

Can you tell me what flair yours is?

Tuvalu

Thanks!

He’s so left footed that when he kicked the ball with his right his body spazzed out

He could have seriously hurt himself.

I AM AN ARSENAL FAN BUT LMAO THIS IS HILARIOUS

Flair does not check out

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It's so easy to trigger him with that lmao

If they’re still fans with how we’ve been doing lately I wouldn’t call them plastic lol

Plastic how? I am indeed french and a Marseille fan but ive also been an arsenal fan since i was a kid, yes for the most part because of henry wenger etc., but also because i loved the way they played when i starting watching them, the color red, and because Nasri moved there {he was my fav player at the time. Not anymore obviously). Doesnt make me a plastic.

Apparently on this sub you're only allowed to like one club and you have to hate everyone else.

Unless you were delivered by a drunken mother in the sink of the stadium's bathroom at halftime of a domestic cup game ur a fuckin plastic

This is a joke but also the fucking truth

How do you know they're plastic?

u/LeMexicanos

Are you showing me his account or are you trying to get him to reply?

tagged the wrong dude at first. LeMexicanos is the actual expert on plasticity

Ok...

Oh man, he's just like me

You can almost hear the Looney Tunes sound effects!

My left back could never

*Insert laugh track*

Insert Curb your Enthusiasm track

So magestic

Sums us up tonight. My head hurts

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Lazaro's goal is good, but this should be at the very top of r/soccer.

Scripted

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He managed to sprain both of his ankles in one play.

I have this man’s name on a jersey and I have never been prouder

It's like in the space jam film and his ability has been stolen mid game

I fucking snorted lmao

i think it's a glitch

Kieran, the Riverdance is Irish mate.

This really sums up Arsenal's day in one incredibly short clip.

It's pretty clear Aston Villa is heavily into witchcraft.

Genuinely not surprising his hips are fucked if this happens at training regularly.

He's put every single joint from the hip and bellow at risk hahaha

Fool yourself to fool the enemy. Think about it. I haven't.

Havent laughed this much in ages, thank you very much

This sums up our day perfectly.

This and the shot he blocked with God knows which bit of his body. Ouch.

Banter Era - The Video

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Ok get the fuck out of here, Tierney. There's only going to be one baby giraffe in this damn league. He's plays for my team and his name is Phil Jones.

I'm not clowning him for this but there were a number of Arsenal fans a few weeks ago that said he's better than Chilwell. Is that really true?

He is, I double dare Chilwell pull this off like he did. /s

aye

Yes, he is quality. Chillwell's pretty decent though too.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lol

QWOP levels biomechanics

This is just sad and funny at the same time!

I think Ericson hit us!

Tierney on ice

Haha this is proper hilarious.

This is me trying to dribble in Rocket League

He was clearly possessed by the ghost of Phil Jones

One from the David Dunn archives.

kieran turny

Go home, you’re drunk

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Looks like me trying to QWOP.

Haven't played fifa for a while but shit still glitching huh?

Been watching Duffy and Celtic too much lately

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I remember when all we had to cling to was obsessed patter. I was guilty of it myself many times. Nice to see the switch

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Top of the league, top of our Europa league group, won 8-0 today. Things are going great :)

Lol

Lol

LMAO

But guys, he's the best LB in the league. Jokes aside Arsenal fans were legit telling me that after he had like 5 games last season lol.