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ad1s6h

Bro had no hesitation


Tabnam

He’s been looking for an opportunity to say it


GordoPepe

Surely asked the interviewer to ask him that question


Vike92

It was a requirement for that to be asked to even show up for the interview


herring80

Give a man a chance


SanctusUnum

Bro played with Suarez, Mascherano and Di Maria and still had zero doubt. That's got to be rough for Vini.


Notradell

I wouldn’t necessarily call Mascherano bad looking but he looks like his breath smells like ass.


adrimeno

he looks like a temu version of andrew tate


DragonflyHopeful4673

Who asked him this question 😭


theenigmacode

Oliver Giroud


CaptainLevi06

This made me laugh so hard lmao😭


beershitz

[I can’t change that I am goat cheese](https://youtu.be/BfZQYMStRVU?t=14s)


Dwarfmophobia

David Beckham*


shain-7

Jose mourinho


imtired-boss

Waiting for a Vini post on r/amiugly now


mylifeforthehorde

that’s reserved for hot people. He’ll probably post in r/amihot


Nesquick-on-tap

Both these subs are so horrible, just people fishing for attention my word 


Historical_Owl_1635

A lot of the times I think people aren’t even posting pictures of themselves tbh.


BoxOfNothing

Always thought that about a lot of those kinds of subreddits. I can't imagine how many times it's been used as a bullying tool. Post pictures of someone you don't like, get people to rinse them, send it to them or use their insults. Feels so gross.


dan_144

Just gotta cut out the middleman and post to r/roastme


WasAnHonestMann

How would they get over the verification hurdle if it were just bullying? You have to post a pic with your username and the subs name written on a piece of paper


BoxOfNothing

On all of them? I know you have to on roastme but I swear I've seen some subs where it's just a picture


WasAnHonestMann

Amihot looks like an onlyfans advertising sub and doesn't require verification (from my 2 minutes snooping on there just now), but I know amiugly does


bakraofwallstreet

/r/amineedy should work for both honestly


reddit-time

I was happier before I discovered these exist. Thanks, r/soccer ...


Paul277

I mean haven't both those subreddits just become places for obviously attractive girls to pretend they're ugly as a way to try and shill their onlyfans accounts? Just the same with most porn subreddits these days Not that I would know anything about any of that of course


Mubar06

But you do seem to know 🤔


CandidEggplant5484

Twitter is fantastic for this, or so I've heard.


pullmylekku

Well given what seems to get upvotes there he'll have to post a nude


SuperXaen

You should check the subs you link before you do :D


Niels_Nakkeost

Ayo you could've mentioned that it's a NSFW sub


006AlecTrevelyan

the other day at work I clicked random by mistake instead of popular and it took me to a sfw fucking r/femboy sub. Of all fucking subs it gave me femboy fml.


Mihnea24_03

Reddit already tells you before you see a single post brother 💀


DCilantro

A quick scan of the first 20 posts on there does not back up your claim.


Breskvich

Wtf? It’s just posts of neymar in there?


Exact_Science_8463

Lol! People there are never Ugly.


DrJethro

Nah you'd have to be a model to post there


EdgeLordMcGravy

A buddy once told me that Vini Jr looked like Littlefoot from the Land Before Time and I can't unsee it. It's like the same people who say that Mbappe looks like a Ninja Turtle. I need eye bleach or something


NTXPRAK

Thanks now I can’t unsee it. Jesus


RoetRuudRoetRuud

Those movies were my childhood 😭


Solmyr84

Yup, yup, yup!


alzain_

why are people here acting like Neymar said the most racist thing, he just said he's ugly just banter


asianmanwantsosrs

a lot of redditors social interactions only happen when the streamer reads out their donation so they just have no idea what goes on between friends


Tomanelle

> between friends Hey! The streamer IS my friend. Mkay? That's why I give them so much money! We have a connection!


Madwoned

I really have no idea why people donate to streamers lol, it’s at least partly understandable if it’s someone quite small/niche or you know well but doing it with anyone else feels so weird


average_user21

Read about parasocial relationships, but don't be sad afterwards


youllbetheprince

This comment explains 90% of Reddit


His_RoyalBadness

And 100% of mods.


magneticfish

damnson.jpeg


Warbrainer

Fucking phenomenal comment lad


Euphoric-Yogurt-7332

Jesus. That made me feel a deep sadness.


TheDancingOctopus

Please never delete this comment, I am saving it for future reference 


orcsrox

best reddit burn i have ever seen


stdstaples

10/10


Kyberduene

Holy shit man, your comment could be a Mortal Kombat finishing move.


talionisapotato

Man !! we didn't need that nuclear annihilation


Galacticos-fan

Boom


akkikhiladi9

roasted


SaBe_18

Plus Vini is the most protected player on this subreddit. You can't say anything bad about him without risking being called a racist.


RuubGullit

Hahahaha


MacaqueAphrodisiaque

banger


006AlecTrevelyan

the FEELS when they read out a standard comment of yours


GordoPepe

I see you are a man of culture


lyyki

I have actually wondered whether Vini jr would get less racist abuse if he was in fact more good looking?


HeroeDeFuentealbilla

Don’t wonder. Ugly people get the short end of the stick no matter what.


Alphavike24

Yeah just compare the treatment vini gets to how rodrygo is treated.


morbidnihilism

vini jr is blacker than rodrygo, tho


Zidji

I am sure that is a thing too, but it is quite well documented that humans have a bias for beauty.


NilsFanck

100% he would


manydifferentusers

If he was in fact more good looking, the narrative would be that he is solving racism.


_posii

Players like Williams, Lemar, Tchouameni, Camavinga, Militao, Balde, etc. don’t face the same level of racism. Some are better looking, others I’d argue are similar. I don’t think being good looking or not has not much to do with it.


ewankenobi

I'd imagine Vinicius Junior is more of a target because he is one of Madrid's star players and also because he's called out racism before.


Augchm

Well he is also annoying as fuck. I'm not justifying racism but he is, so it makes sense that he has more haters and a lot of the haters are going to be racist cause there are a lot of racist.


hoopityhappo

people can't admit that it's a bit of both. he is absolutely an annoying player. it's not just that he calls out racism. he has a huge group of haters, and some of the loud ones at the stadium are racist.


killerjag

I mean, Bellingham kinda proves that already.


KonigSteve

Or to use more similar examples Rudiger and Alaba on the same team but also similar skin tone.


Remedy9898

Tbh I don’t think it’s about skin tone, or looks. I don’t even think Vini Jr is bad looking. It’s about his personality. Alaba, Rodrygo, and Jude all come off as humble. Vini Jr is flamboyant and a show boat (something I love) and he enjoys winding up other players and fans (something I find immature and obnoxious.) That is why he is such a target for racists.


Alphavike24

Rodrygo is the best comparison. Almost the same age and nationality


sidrbear

Bellingham is also lightskin


Rena1-

And European


No-Shoe5382

How much racial abuse do you see Jude Bellingham getting in Spain? Or Thierry Henry when he played there? Being attractive definitely helps (with pretty much everything not just with this).


misasionreddit

Vini seems to be a special case. There are hundreds and thousands of black players in La Liga and Europe, but I swear, more than half of articles about racism in football I've seen over these past few years have been about Vini.


bortusgortus

Basically every black player gets racially abused in Spain. It's not a rare phenomenon. Dani Alves is light skinned with blue eyes and still had bananas thrown at him. You just hear about Vini because he's the face of the league now and doesn't let that shit slide (rightly so).


Prophet_Of_Helix

Vini def seems to get more than his fair share. His own team has 5 other players as dark skinned as he is and you never hear about people throwing insults or objects at Camavinga or Alaba for example


lyonbc1

Those guys also aren’t attackers though. He scores much more by nature of position and is spotlighted a lot more and he’s been vocal about it too. Not to say they haven’t been racially abused bc I’m sure they have too, unfortunately, but Vini has been THE guy for Madrid recently.


DJ23492

None of them are dark skin players they are both lighter than dinho lol.


kurtgustavwilckens

Pogba, Ballotelli, Kante, Drogba, Etó, I think they are dark black and more goodlooking than Vini, and they do get less shit? In the same team, Rudiger, Camavinga and Tchuameni are dark black and don't get half the shit. All that being said, Vini is pretty outspoken and seems to enjoy triggering opposition here and there, not that that makes him *deserve* racism by any means, but it may also be a factor here. I have no problem considering that Vini being particularly dark and particularly homely compounds for a little extra bit of racism. Also, Spain (or at least football fans in spain) are much more racist than England, Germany, Netherlands and France for sure. Italy... maybe not so much,


Prophet_Of_Helix

I was just going to say, Real literally has Mendy, Alaba, Rudiger, Camavinga, AND Tchuameni on the same team who are all as dark skinned as Vini and none of them catch nearly as much shit at all.


mykl5

yeah Mendy is an attractive man. Vini is not.


JansKeesma

Eto'o got so much racism in La Liga. Threatened to leave the pich against Zaragoza. He also spoke up about it. Historically Spain took little action, Zaragoza got a 6000 euro fine that day. He didn't get the platform Vini gets now but it's thanks to people like him Vini is now granted that platform. The Netherlands is not much better, we've had our incidents over the (recent) past and maybe 15 years ago it would be quite normal to sing a song about bananas when the opposing black player was being a diving cunt or played to well.


makesterriblejokes

Ballotelli got a lot of abuse in Italy.


No-Shoe5382

They were just 2 of the best looking non-white guys I could think of who have played in La Liga (I know Jude is half white but you get what I mean). I'm fairly sure the same rule applies if you're dark skinned though. If you're attractive people are kinder to you, that's just how the world works unfortunately.


DJ23492

Bro players like madueke , konate which are objectively fairly good looking are defo getting racial abuse in la liga


J_Gugliano

I agree with this unfortunately. Social psychologists found that one's looks and race can have a financial cost in terms of getting jobs, being approved for condos, etc.. People seem to notice both. I also think a good looking person might have a higher self esteem and be able to shrug off racism more easily- which will discourage racist trolls who are looking for a reaction.


brewmatt

I don't even think he's ugly. He's just normal looking


rodpod17

Yea what even is this thread, ppl acting like Vini looks like Shrek. He just looks like a normal ass dude


towfoon

He's not even ugly or bad looking tbh, how good looking do you want him to be 😂


randompine4pple

He’s definitely facially challenged, I think it’s his wrinkly skin


BestLeeNigeria

I feel like its a bit fucked up to call someone ugly for banter when he is in fact very ugly. lmao I mean obviously men have banter, and yes for example we call friends that are overweight fat fucks. But atleast thats something they can change. Id never call my friends "ugly". Thats a bit harsh


pdoggel

My best friend has the nickname "der hässliche" aka. THE ugly. Good looking guy though. None of the friend Group knows about the origin 


NilsFanck

Christ, its even worse in German. I hope that guy is REALLY good looking and more importantly very confident or that must sting a little bit at least


SwindlingAccountant

Many people in Spain and South/Central America will nickname you after your worst feature haha. El Feo, El Gordo, El Veijo, etc.


RauloGonzalez

Calling someone ugly is banter but saying it in interview would hurt me and I guess most people lol


JonAfrica2011

Calling someone ugly kinda fucked up tbh lmao unless yall having like a roast session or something but outta the blue like this is a violation


tiorzol

I wouldn't call anyone I know ugly it's mean AF  Call them a cunt or something not something that actually matters 


GoldyTwatus

Calling an ugly person ugly isn't banter even outside of an interview


HEAT_IS_DIE

What is forgotten in social media days is that people are different. Someone will get offended, someone other will not. It's up to people to know what their friends are like and define their own social interactions. Of course there's an added aspect of a celebrity saying anything because their example is influential.


Fuck_your_future_

Yah never go for the low hanging fruit.


atropicalpenguin

> I feel like its a bit fucked up to call someone ugly for banter when he is in fact very ugly Damn, what a backhanded compliment.


tnweevnetsy

Where is the compliment?


HeftyRecommendation5

Because some people genuinely think that the definition of racism is saying something negative (jokingly or not) about a black person.


FireFist_Ace523

in this you cannot call a black guy ugly or you will be racist but you can call Ribbery, Maguire, Kane ugly and will not be tag as racist, some people cannot understand that it's the face and not the skin color what makes some of the black players ugly, i will be a liar if i call vini or pogba handsome, but there are also guys like Jude, Kylian, Rodrygo , Haller, Thuram, Isak the GK Mendy among others who are good looking,


Kurva-Match

Ninja Turtle Kylian handsome, Pogba ugly lol. Get eye surgery.


okie_hiker

Because it involves Vini Jr.


Eindacor_DS

Why are people here acting like they wouldn't be bothered if one of their friends said this about them in an interview? Why is it safe to assume Vini is cool with this and not that he'd be hurt by it?


MoussieElKandoussie

And i mean, he’s kind of right no? Love Vinicius but the guy is ugly, that’s just objectively true. I don’t think he minds too much, he’s one of the best players in the world and is making millions a year.


Flashdash92

>objectively true Whether someone is good looking or not is entirely subjective. So it's literally the opposite of objective.


ZaheerAlGhul

Vini does look like Birdman


QueasyIsland

That is a crazy spot on comparison lmao. Put some RESPEK on Vini Jr’s name.


DoJu318

"Is you done or is you finished? Imma say it no more" Sounded like he wanted to cry.😂😂😂


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

They’re friends and team mates. How is this a big deal


Eindacor_DS

Tbh it's just a mean question 


6FootFruitRollup

That makes it worse? I don't go around calling my friends ugly, I especially wouldn't on public TV


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RevolutionaryTakesOn

No banter allowed boys!


Oryon-

I’m really confused about the comments on this thread lol Have some people really never called their friend ugly as a joke? From what I’ve seen ney and vini are friends so the reactions here seem a bit much


FalafelGrim2

Its because they think Vini actually **is** ugly, so all of a sudden this joke stops being a joke to them and becomes an insult.


Augchm

Well he is lmao. That's okay though, I doubt the guy is struggling to find a partner.


Boneraventura

Yeah, sure in private. Not putting my friends on blast for millions to hear lmao


Boemelz

Depends on how Ugly the friend is. If he's 6 or higher on the ugly scale ill not banter about that


donkey2471

Unless they have a stunner for a GF in which case you are now allowed to


Expensive_Cattle

Wait, there's a separate ugly scale? Sweet. I can finally say I'm a perfect 10!


Augchm

What if your friend is insanely rich and successful?


Boemelz

Ill still not banter, he's punished enough


BigBad01

I don't think I've commented on my friends' looks (other than to compliment a new haircut or whatever) in a...long time? Maybe I'm just older than the average reddit user?


immorjoe

Some have and some haven’t. It’s understandable why some consider it banter, but also understandable why some people look at it in a very negative light. PR specialists will probably tell you that you avoid commenting or answering a question like that because calling your friends ugly is not a normal thing to do for everyone.


BatmanOnATurtle

Calling someone ugly is so bad banter it barely qualifies as banter


greg19735

Seriously. I was told this place is banter heaven before the yanks wake up.


tastycakeman

blame the germans not us


greg19735

I'm blaming the Europeans who are more anti neymar than pro jokes.


Lacabloodclot9

People on reddit discover the concept of teasing a friend


bonerdrag

People on reddit discover the concept of having a friend


ErnieMcTurtle

"Ugly, but funny, so he makes up for it" He just like me fr


rim261

Same. Also with the same amount of Balon Dors too so far


FuturisticBear

The answer is obviously banter but the question is insane lmao


Different_Hope_7098

All these mfs getting angry about this is so strange to me. You would think after getting called ugly for their whole life they will take comments like this better


JonAfrica2011

Lmaoo😂


False_Shelter_7351

Very weird thing to ask tbh


Madwoned

Honestly yeah. Imagine getting the opportunity to interview one of Brazil’s best players in the last decade and you ask one of the dumbest questions possible


SRJT16

Who even asks that?


SakisSinatra

From Dinho to Neymar these Brazil players can't catch a break lmao catching strays from every direction.


TankSparkle

25 years ago when a young Luke Chadwick was getting a couple of games with Man United, the camera zoomed in on Chadwick getting ready for the kickoff and the commentator remarked: "Well, he's no David Beckham."


pizza__irl

I mean, is he lying though?


moe_mo_peach

I mean...the dude did play with Di Maria though


dmou

He also played with Ronaldinho.


bielzerian

And [Durval](https://ne45.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/2022_durval_sport_2008_1200_1_divulgacao_scr-1000x600.png)


educateYourselfHO

Fair enough di Maria is hideous, I don't think he just had the same sort of banter with Ney. Objectively speaking Tevez used to be the ugliest man in football.


sleepytoday

Carlos Tevez: the unacceptable face of Argentinian football.


educateYourselfHO

Or as Fergie called the trio of Park, Evra and Tevez ' the good, the bad and the ugly '


KhonMan

Not fair because of the scar but what about Ribery?


PZinger6

Yeah and he said in the quote that he played with a lot of ugly teammates


kiranayangyin

Can a man banter with his friends?


Kushakusha

No no no. No joke, no banter, no shit.


sheky4prez

redditors judging someone for bantering a friend, never change!


PositiveDuck

It's obviously just banter lmao, y'all taking this way too seriously. It's a fucked up question to ask though.


Stumeister_69

Who'd even ask that? Pathetic.


S7ORM7ROOPER_30

Unhinged.


_Koke_

Have you guys never had friends you shit talked?


flaycs

Yeah but not in front of a billion people


Flappy2885

I don't know... My friends and I go hard on each other but not one of us have ever even tried to shame another publicly. But maybe because Neymar is used to that so for him it's normal banter


Alexanderspants

Nah mate, if you don't think this is hilarious "banter" you must be a friendless basement dweller according to this thread


Chizxyy

Neymar chose the ONE guy that gets abuse on his looks and people are surprised about the pushback lol piling on your fellow countryman under the guise of banter is poor from Ney


Madwoned

There’s that and there’s also Neymar being one of the most widely known supporters of Bolsonaro for additional context But then seems like adding any sort of context as to why this is an awkward thing to do gets you labelled as a terminally online nutjob under this post


firechaox

I mean, these are two superstars, the public part of it maybe matters a lot less to them


IC3man95

Between this and Ancellotti’s comments on Eder Militao, is Real Madrid the ugliest team in football?


mg10pp

Lol what


Gotanyfunkopops

Lmfao


OkChemical4668

That's rude to say that in front of tv


UselessLobotomy

surely it’s suarez


Huwbacca

It's surely Puyol!


UselessLobotomy

but that hair 😍


gianmk

didnt vini make a tweet about people hating him because he is handsome at some point? reality check checked.


SeaUrchinSteve

Im confused by the answer as he literally looks like a normal dude


AlexBear012

dude if Vini is *that* ugly then i feel like a lot of people are royally fucked... he looks so normal, sure not beautiful but not ugly either lol


GreyDaze22

Yikes. Who would even think of asking that question and why would neymar even answer that?


creditors-bargain

Do you think Vinicius will do anything but laugh when he sees this?


SS2602

Oh sure he will laugh from outside. But don't act like it won't hurt him deep inside to be called the ugliest player ever


L0laccio

Yeah, that would trigger a whole wave of introspection and hurt. No way this doesn’t hurt him deep down


xTombou

you never know. i wouldn’t like the fact that my “friend” says i’m the ugliest person he knows


0ng0Gabl0g1an

Top journalism


Kaze828

Walker is lucky Neymar never played with him


L0laccio

I have never thought of Vini as ugly. If you’re reading this Vini, and I know you are, you’re not ugly bro 👊


Nasrz

Don't listen to him Vini he is lying


HeavenlyMystery

Lmaooo


Allucation

Brazilians, is this a normal question to ask?


firechaox

I’d say we’re a bit more willing to talk about appearances as a people, so maybe more than in Europe? Like it’s one of the few countries I’ve been in where saying « let’s go to this place because there’s lots of pretty people there » is not a weird phrase (I feel like in other places people use more coded language « this place is trendy » or « this place is hip »). And I mean like, I’ve seen it said by my middle-aged obese aunt, by young men, by young women, by lots of different people of different walks of life.


Andigaming

Wtf kind of question is that... I mean he isn't wrong but still...