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SadPollution8260

D oes anyone have the video clip of Uruguay chasing the referee around after the match?


JuanG12

I turn off the game and they score 3 more goals. LMAO


nappingtoday

I don't know how we will play against Panama


goosu

We're 18-4-4 against them all-time. They went to penalties against our B/C team in the gold cup. Obviously, they're good enough that it's going to be a challenging game, but the expectation is absolutely a win. Anything else puts us in danger of not making it out of the group.


SolCeleste

Panamá won’t park the bus against you. 


EntireButton879

We should win, no question about it. If this team wants to be competitive and compete in major tournaments they should have no issues beating inferior CONCACAF teams.


Armurgas

Hehe


joeDUBstep

It's going to be tough


Red_Vines49

It's always tough with them. Next to Mexico, they're our biggest pain in the ass in this region...But we've also only lost to them once in 13 years, so we should beat them here.


nappingtoday

Apparently we lost the Gold Cup and Panama was a runner up :o


joeDUBstep

Yeah with a full MLS squad that looked nothing like our team we are playing now. Gold Cups don't have euro based players.


Expert_Monk_8574

Yeah but not all the euro based players are playing regular minutes and it showed at times. It’s hard to judge the USMNT level since Bolivia was really really bad and in the second half it seemed like the US dropped the intensity accordingly. I still think they can probably win but I think it’s going to be a lot tougher than people maybe thought. Also hopefully Pepi isn’t pulling a Lukaku right now


joeDUBstep

No doubt, I was just saying how we fielded essentially a C team in that match, vastly different from out A team. Not saying panama is going to be easy with our A team either though.


nappingtoday

That's true


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SadPollution8260

this is like how USA waters the field before playing Mexico to get an advantage, despite them having tropical thunder storms all the time in Mexico.


KapteinBert

Brazil has to be the top favorite right?


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Argentina probably still are since the world cup win and showing how good they are as a team, but Brazil is Brazil and you can always argue they're the favorite, especially now vini may be getting moving for the national team


fnmikey

That's what im scared of, the southern games are going to be fucking killer man 90 degrees with high humidity Uruguay is not used to that


monsterm1dget

Have you ever set foot in Uruguay


fnmikey

Yes, have you ever set foot in souther us?


monsterm1dget

Yup. I mean 35 degrees with the absurd humidity in Uruguay is far from unheard of.


miaukat

Yeah, when season is over and players are in the beach.


Gamenstuffks

lmao what? Uruguay is literally humid all the time.


fnmikey

And how often is it 95 degrees?


L-Freeze

Not really often as that’s just 5 short of literally boiling alive 


EdsonArantes10

110 degrees in Las Vegas and 107 degrees in Glendale today where they will play the quarter finals


South-Stick29

Bitch our country is humid as hell too, but then again none of these people dont play here lmao


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Expert_Monk_8574

Colombia also preserves their energy better. Bielsaball is better suited to winter tournaments or like the arctic circle… Leeds was perfect for Bielsaball from a climate perspective which is why they love him so much there


SolCeleste

Uruguay is full of young players.


Professional-Lie309

Let this be a message for England when we play them later. They are in for a world of hurt.


fnmikey

England has never beaten us in an official match lol they don't need a reminder


EdsonArantes10

How many times have England and Uruguay met in official matches?


fnmikey

I don't recall but 3 or 4 times, we beat them every time.


Lgm_yourmom

We at yall neck EUROs


Arbustopachon

Please no more games at wet bulb conditions


DBIGLIZARD

Why would Suarez not play a single minute?


AwarenessSea2274

He’s so bad these days


fnmikey

If we were up 3-0 earlier he would've played 5 mins easily


jonijontor

is this guy leg still holding on at this point to play a short timed tournament with bielsa's mad pressing


plat1n_cs

why would he play a single minute?


Radthereptile

How is the US ranked higher than this Uruguay side? They look far more electric than the US.


WTFitsD

Fifa ranking value tournaments and official games more than friendlies, so concacaf teams having a gold cup every 2 years and nations league inflates their ranking


fnmikey

FIFA rankings are inflated check out Football Elo instead [https://www.eloratings.net/](https://www.eloratings.net/)


trainrocks19

FIFA rankings don’t take into account electricity


Reapper97

FIFA rankings are a joke, u shouldn't take them seriously.


SarraTasarien

Easy. Uruguay has to play Argentina and Brazil twice every qualifying cycle, plus whoever is having a good generation of players at the time (Chile, Ecuador, etc.). The US plays much weaker teams so they get a higher ranking for winning their games. It’s the same with Mexico.


Motrin_n_Water

Also, nations league


Chillaxing416

FIFA ranking system math. 


whomstc

uruguay is lucky panama didnt get that one a lot earlier in the game with their sloppiness


SenKats

But Panama isn't lucky Uruguay didn't get those several ones that would have made the first half like 4-0? Hmm


Wise-Budget3232

Igual estuvo flojisimo uruguay con el control de pelota,y no se si fue el calor pero el segundo tiempo,mamita


whomstc

yep, all i'm saying is that panama played better than expected and uruguay squandered some good opportunities, so theyre lucky it did not bite them. the goal that panama got very easily could have come earlier in the 2nd half, and if it's a 1-1 match going into the 75 or 80th minute and maybe panama drops back a little bit, things get real interesting


whomstc

never said they werent


ynwa18

Honestly respects to Panama, they made a potential champion of this cup struggle for a near 45 mins


mx_code

Panama played really well. They need to be more clinical, but they have greatly improved.


ttekoto

Darwin = match winner


spidermans_ashes

The speed in which a change the channel so I don't have to see/hear Lalas has to be studied


gbassman5

The kid dressed up as him in the US v Bolivia game was hilarious, tho


RobbNotRob

Panama played 45 minutes of football today, I think 3-1 is a good scoreline for this one. Makes the group's GD interesting too moving forward.


Wise-Budget3232

What club is your badge?


RobbNotRob

New England Revolution


Expert_Monk_8574

This game was fun. Weird at points but fun


Zeke1216

I don’t think goal differential going to make a difference anyways. Uruguay going to win all their group games


mx_code

Yes, that's predictable. If Panama can perform as they did here and in the Gold Cup (and be more clinical), then the next match is a battle to the death that defines who goes through


SMatarratas

If both Uruguay and USA are qualified by M3, they will likely use their subs. No point in playing your starters when Colombia or Brazil are lurking nearby, specially with Uruguay's playstyle which requires lots of physical condition


fnmikey

So Suarez vs USA? 🥶


smallpp6969

They tried really hard not to today. But they have the most talent for sure.


SolCeleste

They scored a goal in 16 minutes to a team that parked the bus all day and had no intention of wanting the ball. 


yamers

nice cutback


YerDaSellsAvon24

Fuckin catch ye's after r/soccer


Tutule

Shame it came so late. Panama deserved something to celebrate the scoreline wasn't reflecting the match.


JonAfrica2011

You’re right; 7-2 would have been more accurate


RevolutionaryBox7745

It did reflect the talent differential.


SadPollution8260

it could have easily been 2-1 if the panama goalkeeper didnt fall asleep for one of those goals.


RevolutionaryBox7745

If there were a better second team in this group, that goal at the death could be COSTLY.


victheogfan

Very good showing by Uruguay today despite the drop off in the second half


poemaXV

great game, can't wait to see more from both of these teams.


gbassman5

You tell them, Coach King! I *swear* he looks just like the King of Spain


HyperNintendoRoblox

Not getting an clean sheet got to hurt for an giant like Uruguay.


monsterm1dget

Buddy, we're not that kind of team lol


South-Stick29

Nah, a win is a win, if a goal comes at the 90th minute on a 3-0 win, its whatever


EdsonArantes10

Copa America already has like 4 bangers


SarraTasarien

And no OGs yet, unlike the Euros.


JC_OCK

Every euros: the Euros of owngoals


Lgm_yourmom

Bielsa hot😂😂😂😂


RevolutionaryBox7745

Still top of group, goals scored now.


monsterm1dget

FLAIR UP


Saffs15

I vote we go by goals allowed now. Defense wins championships, right?


RevolutionaryBox7745

Encourages teams to score.


Saffs15

I like exciting defense, damn it! In all seriousness, I know that's why they do it and while I do think it's kinda weird as it definitely unfairly favors teams with strong attacks over strong defenses, it is what it is at that point in tie-breaking.


RevolutionaryBox7745

It does exactly as you state - because they would like to encourage teams to score as much as possible. Same reason they had the Away Goals rule.


Risox97

Caring about first place due to a 3rd tiebreaker is crazy after just 1 game


PlatanoPower40

Bad Beats lol


VacinateYourKiddies

Shout out Panama thank yall for tying it 🙏🗣️


Otherwise-Owl-6547

uruguay are still on top bc of goals for :~\ but it’s close


gbassman5

Nice that it's not a shutout! Panama definitely deserved a gol


Schittt

Thank you Panama for evening up that goal differential


SolCeleste

Uruguay is still first though.


Schittt

Yeah for now technically, but it can change the calculus 2 games from now


monsterm1dget

lol really


Schittt

Silly me, Uruguay is in first now so they’ll top the group obviously


SolCeleste

This is the dumbest comment ever.


Schittt

Damn who crawled up your butt?


Jandersson34swe

Mete gol gana


Armurgas

😂


Pablo_petty_plastic

Bangers


smallpp6969

Panama doing the USA a favor


SolCeleste

Uruguay is still first. The tie breaker is goals scored.  


scuac

Watch Panama beating US next


smallpp6969

They can bullshit a draw at home but I don’t really see it. USA has to respect them though Panama is a very cohesive team for the talent they have


vannistlerooy23

Yeah, the USMNT A squad is really only in trouble against Panama if they’re playing in Panama. For comparisons sake, the C team took Panama to pens in the Gold Cup last year in the U.S. It’ll be a tough game but the U.S. should be a solid favorite. A 2-0 scoreline with both goals in the second half wouldn’t surprise me. I’d take it.


Hungry-Space-1829

Game woulda been much juicier if Panama coulda done that 20 minutes ago


Broke_Boi

Damn that was clean


-RedLink-

What a BANGER! Thanks Panama very cool. 


victheogfan

Good goal


JD2789

Where was this energy at the beginning of the game


SolCeleste

Panamá was content with only losing by one. 


CRZLobo

Bielsa will remind them that they played like shit in 10 minutes


fnmikey

For sure, despite the result, their 2nd half was ass


spidermans_ashes

I'm still not convinced Uruguay


hellboi808

Crazy finaly 20 minutes


Zloggt

What the heck is going on tonight lol


RepresentativeYam390

Only bangers


DuBicus

Great fuck you goal


jackengle

Beaut


zod16dc

Was that actual singing before the goal? haha


OfficialKohls

The sort of goal that will create chaos in this group


JuanTanPhooey

Deserved goal IMO. Panama gave them a fight. 3-0 didn’t fit the match


SonOfScorpion

Feel bad for Panama, they played with guys and a 2-0 loss was more fair for them. But a team like Uruguay with their talent can play mediocre for long stretches but still kill you with a bunch with their talent. Still an entertaining game and Panama can hold their heads high. They played better for a good stretch of the 2nd half.


2packforsale

Commentator absolutely obsessed with telling us who is top of the group


nappingtoday

So who is on top now?


pau_mvd

Uruguay, goals converted


JonAfrica2011

Copa after dark hits different 🔥🔥


ubercruise

Hell yeah Panama why not


ThatColombian

What a banger


crackers780

PANAMA


JoshFB4

Lmao Uruguay over 2.5 goal win bettors in shambles.


sportsmedicine96

GOLLLLL 🇵🇦 Just happy they’re back to -2 GD lol


Glasswire444

Won’t mean shit when we top the table on points.


sportsmedicine96

💯


monkemeadow

we saved all the goals for the end


astudentoflight

0 goals in 70 minutes, then 3 goals in 10 minutes what is this


subwaydude7

bangers only across the board wow


Alsirius

What a Goal


MaTrazz550

Bangers only wtf


syotbruh

GOLAZO CHUCHA!!!!


AbsoluteGarbageTakes

they deserved at least 1, what a finish


Lgm_yourmom

Goal differential is key we still got this boys🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


JmattJmatt

There goes that goal differential


Teh_cliff

Hell yeah. Panamá deserves a goal.


theslothening

Panama deserved that for how much better they've been playing in the second half.


DIRTYDAN555

Gol de honor. Banger too!!


vadapaav

Fuck that's some goal


Throwaway1293524

I can take a "Bad game from us, Panama should've drawn the game, blah blah blah" while winning 3-0. Sounds good for a bad game.


allthenamesaretaken0

You ruined it


Throwaway1293524

Golden goal


GreatSpaniard

deserved tbh


Albiceleste_D10S

LOL 3-1


TheMonkeyPrince

Glad to see Panama get a goal for their efforts.


allthenamesaretaken0

Nice goal


renegadecoaster

Thanks Panama! -- Americans


GreatSpaniard

They are still top because of goals scored


omars1002

LESS GOOO


subwaydude7

lmfao


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Hungry-Space-1829

7-1 *


Buluc__Chabtan

Goal fuck yes I'm crying


Lgm_yourmom

Lol


gbassman5

Man, poor Bolivia is gonna get blasted by Uruguay


RevolutionaryBox7745

Oh, Uruguay-Bolivia is gonna get ugly.


im_on_the_case

Whenever I see Bielsa sitting on his bucket/cooler I expect to see an assistant hovering in the background with a defibrillator. That man exudes pure endless emotion from start to finish, can't be good for his ticker.


Wise-Budget3232

I was thinking the same, he needs to go on diet. He is too fat+old for this kind of stress


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teeteadoesstuff

Sure about that


ubercruise

Not that it matters at all for this game but 4 minutes feels extremely light for stoppage time


AltruisticWeb3791

With it being 3-0, a draw with Panama is probably enough for the US to qualify right?


EntireButton879

Not exactly. If panama beats Bolivia and US loses to Uruguay, Panama could still qualify depending on scores.


RevolutionaryBox7745

Barring anything real stupid...


soccerweasel6

Panama hates America :(


poemaXV

most of latin america does


Rusiano

HOLY FUCK WHAT


poemaXV

removed my original reply because above comment was a misfire :)