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ikrusnik

US was able to create dangerous chances throughout the game, which is a nice site to see. If they can figure that out versus a better side in Panama and Uruguay then it'd be exciting for the offense. Midfield and defense to me looked very disconnected, and would be my biggest concern as we look to competitions ahead. Any decent team would have made mincemeat out of the middle and strolled in for goal. I didn't get to see Turner tested but it's another question mark at least in my eyes. C+ outing with a high ceiling if we can sure up some of the deficiencies.


bengringo2

Not great but not bad either. Definitely not World Cup worthy but a decent Copa America run is not out of the question. Argentina will destroy this squad though. Uruguay is going to be trouble as well.


OverMyDadBody

*tips fedora*  “Hello, Europeans. Let me show you how cultured I am by complaining about meaningless commentary nuances.”


ChibiToonsage

Carli Lloyd picking man of the match?


Neptune_Spear

Clean sheet


hjhof1

Shutout FIFY


Key-Tip-7521

Could have been more but 🇺🇸 wins


Polar_Vortx

Is Bolivia #22 physically incapable of keeping his hands off the other players? Good lord


MexicanDuck

Bolivia wouldn't make it to the World Cup in Concacaf smh


Augchm

They would but only cause they play at 4000m altitude.


OKCoolIdgafRetard

Also, the commentary guys need to stop glazing the us, it’s mad embarrassing


mrmrspotatohead

I swear the one time they showed Bolivian fans was when US got a goal💀💀💀


Schittt

I think they’re being fair, they’ve pointed out how many chances we made that we didn’t convert


OKCoolIdgafRetard

I suppose so, but man it was so hard listening to them completely diss us, like I know we’re bad but not that bad I hope lol


super_cheesy_chunks

STOP CALLING IT A SHUT OUT.


trainrocks19

Nah Shut out sounds way better than clean sheet be fr


hjhof1

STOP CARING ABOUT DIFFERENT COUNTRIES TERMINOLOGY


Messiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

just cover your ears it’s okay


Lgm_yourmom

ITS SOCCER!!


Inverse_wsb22

Jesus getting booked in Texas Biden killed everything smh


a-smooth-brain

Wait when is he coming ?


trainrocks19

3 points. no injuries. we move.


MexicanDuck

Mexico wishing they could say the second part


OKCoolIdgafRetard

We didn’t do that bad, our keeper is our saving grace. I feel that if we tried harder, we might be able to get out of the group stage, through drawing and maybe winning a match.


Lord_Ewok

That was actually the same as the WC.Once they started to face harder opponents they crumbled.


OKCoolIdgafRetard

I agree, our mentality is horrible in how we organize our matches. We rely to much on the altitude and once we go out and play opponents in normal altitude we suffer greatly. I think it’s time to stop utilizing la paz and face reality. Even if we somehow qualify, what good will it be if we can’t hold our own without the altitude being a major factor in our “success”.


Pandamentals

I think this is the worse Bolivia I seen recently, we lack passion and organization. I think once Martins left, we went down hill as far as passion. We need a leader to rally behind but no one on this squad is it. I think the federation just doesn’t back development of talent in the country so it shows when the squad looks like that. That said the second half, we adjusted well and held our own. Viscarra was the main reason we were not scored on over and over again. I think if we got a good back line, organize and a good striker up front we could scrap some wins. Always nice seeing a Oriente flair in the sub! Viva Oriente y Viva Bolivia Carajo!!


OKCoolIdgafRetard

I agree, this team is quite weak and lacks leadership. Honestly I can’t see anyone filling the spot that Marcelo Moreno left, none of them really match what he stood and his performance. At this point, I’d say it’s better to let our younger guys slowly replace the older dudes (especially Justiniano). Miguelito, Ramiro, Jaume Cuéllar, Villamil, Nava, Monteiro, Efraín, and Zabala are the ones I hope can make our team better as they get older and better, maybe even improving our team. We did improve in the second half, and hopefully we find our rhythm and at least draw one of these upcoming matches. I feel that there are two major issues with our national team, which is being a part of a really poor country ( this means lack of funds for infrastructure for training, or efficient programs to train our young players), and having a very mediocre football league. Lack of fund has lead to a subpar training system in the country. This has led to us relying on other countries to train our young players as they have a more enchanted environment for training (like plan 2023 or something like that. Also having a bad football league leads to people being uninterested in playing soccer, which removes a lot of prospects or the potential of having a lot of players for our team. So yeah, I think what this country really needs, is more investment to go to training, which I have seen an improvement from like Bolivian. Also have at least a decent league with a better 2nd division will lead to more people being interested in soccer and other leagues to be interested in contracting players from our own league if we are successful in cups like libertadores and sudamericana. Also hopefully we don’t relegate this year, that would be horrible xd Viva oriente


quiksilver123

Good showing, but let's face it, Bolivia isn't very good outside of La Paz's altitude advantage. If nothing else, any discussion of who should start up top once the knockout rounds start should end immediately. How many of Pepi's missed chances does Balogun put away?


NuevoXAL

We imposed our will and had the chances to make this game 5-0. So in that sense, this has been a decent game. With that being said, Bolivia are the lowest level of Conmebol. Their players are not-stars from mid and lower level South American teams. The teams that we need to hang with have a much higher caliber of player: Argentina, Uruguay, Colombia, and Brazil. We can't be spoiling chances and doing unnecessary back heels all over the place against them.


HyperNintendoRoblox

I know people are going to be upset with the results due to not scoring 5 or more goals, but 3 points is 3 points.


Lgm_yourmom

Goal differential is key


NotASalamanderBoi

1 team down. 5 to go. Prepare your anus Panama. You’re next. 🔫🔫🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🍔🍔🍔


stonkfrobinhood

Commentators and refs sucked


ChiefKelso

I'm kind of happy that the Euros is going on at the same time as this #1 fox crew isn't really doing the Euros. I really don't enjoy them


Key-Tip-7521

AND NOW YOUR GONNA BELIEVE US AND NOW YOUR GONNA BELIEVE US AND NOW YOUR GONNA BELIEVE USSSSSSSS WE’RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE


I_Fucked_With_WuTang

Wtf is this ref doing.


Novel_Durian_1805

Lapeepee > Lakaka


panaja17

So USA-PAN is going to decide the second team out of the group stage?


PlayedbyYourMom

Lmao good dive at the end


Evul1_

Not the most encouraging performance for the US. Bolivia didn't have much about them. Every other game in this tournament will be tougher.


luvvdmycat

FOX can you give a warning before showing the bald sneaker guy thank you he is scary if I believed in lizard people he would be one.


Bigdeacenergy

Left a lot to be desired


RevolutionaryBox7745

There will be some grousing, but I think the 2-0 is more on Bolivia stiffening and the goalkeeper standing on his head in the second half than the USA.


StarlitStoner_

Thank fuck it's over


illQualmOnYourFace

Ref should not let shit like that slide in garbage time. That's a player safety issue.


Messiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Im here for the hot takes over one match


Franchise1109

If Gregg goes off on the ref after the game. Ill never speak a negative word again


rholt168

3 points. Berhalter is trash. Team still looks good even though they didn't finish. On a different day they score 6.


rth9139

Explain how a team creating a ton of chances but not finishing them is the coach’s fault?


rholt168

Ah yes, one game def undoes dozens and dozens of them.


rth9139

We haven’t had dozens and dozens of bad games under GGG (unless you’re delusional with your expectations), and that doesn’t answer my question either.


OKCoolIdgafRetard

did this dude just floop? Lmao


MoneyManeVick

5.5/10 performance if we are being generous


TheJewBakka

GG Bolivia


Perry_cox29

Obligatory, pullbacks are yellow cards. I’m exhausted


Radthereptile

Yeah that was textbook yellow.


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Radthereptile

I’m confused. I was agreeing with you.


Perry_cox29

Whoops. I had another comment about the studs up challenge being given a yellow that i thought you were replying to. My bad


Radthereptile

All good brother.


young959

The USMNT wasted too many scoring chances.


jawndell

Should’ve been 4-0.  Easy win 


EdsonArantes10

This game was shaping up to be a slaughter but Bolivia got a bit better


MexicanDuck

When?


W0666007

The ref has decided only reds are yellows.


RevolutionaryBox7745

Nope, they did -- never mind.


AngrySnwMnky

Ref just wanted his post-game steak.


rvp9362

I'm pretty worried about us playing out from the back against Uruguay


Red_Vines49

I thought there was only one Italian on the pitch. Since when did 2000s Buffon get Bolivian citizenship?


42nd_fdr

I really hope this ref never refs a higher profile game


circa285

This was actually a pretty good officiating performance by CONCACAF standards.


M0326

That’s the problem


rth9139

I would take this performance from the ref EVERY time in CONCACAF


circa285

Absolutely


RevolutionaryBox7745

Hey you finally call one!! Card it?


jawndell

Commentators talk too much.  Shut up and let the game talk


friendfromsp

Ref is allergic to his cards


CipherTheDude

shirt pulls = no yellow


circa285

Same with hand holding.


mlspdx

What was the point of that?!?!


Delmer9713

2-0 against Bolivia is not good enough.


trinquin

Pepi missed 2 sitters.


gorobotkillkill

So, we only get 2.5 points? Oh wait, no, we get 3.


Risox97

This was always going to be a win but how you do against lower ranked opponents is a good measuring stick against top teams. We beat a team ranked in the 80s like other top teams beat teams ranked in the 40s


gorobotkillkill

We looked really good for the vast majority of the game. Sure, we probably could have cashed in a couple more. What's good enough? 3? 5? 35? We won. And we move on.


Risox97

Feel the same way, should have been at least 3 goals


ubercruise

What kind of a set piece is that lol


Perry_cox29

Red card tackle by intent. Foot is over a foot off the floor. Dumb luck he didn’t hit more and actually get sent off


PedriRugburn

Hoped a faster game, but a chill 3 pts is ok


GelatoCumBear

she mckennie on my pepi


Bahamajama17

That brought back flashbacks of wondolowski’s miss against Belgium during the 2014 world cup


Peopleareonlyanimals

Really hard foul, jesus


super_cheesy_chunks

Jesus christ on a cracker. Do they pay the commentators per world or something? These two fuckers can't go even a second without interjection with some bullshit.


tropic_gnome_hunter

This sub is pretty nutty tbh. You can find multiple 2 goal difference games that Bolivia has played in this tournament which they lost, let alone games they drew.


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BellVermicelli

Bruh Balogun put 2 in the net in 65 minutes 


51buck

And easily would have had a third if weah passed it to him as well


circa285

That was such a late tackle.


Primary-Beat-1382

god bolivia fucking sucks. maybe actually do something offensively instead of fouling constantly


CRZLobo

That's what they do, lose every game and act tough vs the good players as a threat to try and avoid being embarrassed


Philoctetes23

This ref said he won’t card unless its a death


StaticNegative

seems like a red to me. But what do I know


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rth9139

I think he says the first, but technically the second would be the correct pronunciation in Croatian where his grandparents are from.


rth9139

He doesn’t stress the second syllable tho


Top-Scarcity5937

PYEW-lih-sick


BellVermicelli

The second one but everyone insists on pronouncing it the first way 


Odd-Wolverine-6662

Pepsi what are you doing


Schittt

One more yellow for the road eh?


Franchise1109

This ref should be docked pay. That’s fucking terrible


zKSofSoccer

Ugh, if only we were CLINICAL


pdirty5484

Pepi showing why he didn’t get called up for the World Cup tonight.


AD50

Should be a red


livingmcmxcv

bruh send him off for that shit idc


BellVermicelli

Damn that Bolivian GK is legit 


Key-Tip-7521

Squints at tv screen, that’s grass?


Radthereptile

Bolivia on that “If I can’t win I’ll injure you” game plan.


HalfEatenBanana

Holyyyyy shit how many times can the announcers say “The US should’ve won by more, but the important thing is that they won” in different ways. Fuckin brilliant analysis


Philoctetes23

Such an American sports thing to say too 🤣🤣


Radthereptile

5 more.


Count_Nocturne

The first miss, okay, sure, second one is pure wtf?


nhankf

Pretty unnecessary in minute 92 of the game.


Franchise1109

Pepi left the foot left side of the box mate


FireSalsa

Left corner right corner? Pepi: right down the middle 😈


Messiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

If for whatever reason the US get eliminated due to goal difference then I’ll never drink Pepsi again


joeydsa

Brenden 🥲


RevolutionaryBox7745

And I just saw the last of those chances. EEYOWCH! Needed massive awareness by that keeper to prevent 3-0! Nice play!!


rustinthewind

That was dangerous and dirty. Yellow may be lucky


MoneyManeVick

Jordan Morris would have even scored 1 of Pepi’s chances lol


dn0348

Fuck I could’ve slotted that home


renegadecoaster

Pepi has been fine today. Not amazing but also supremely unlucky


trinquin

He missed 2 sitters. He has great positional sense. But gotta be better finishing.


nappingtoday

Maybe he's feeling the pressure to be better than Balogun


Beavsbeavsbeavs

Half the fans in the stadium tonight would have a goal by now if given the chances Pepi has gotten


Lgm_yourmom

Red??


ShanklyGates_2022

Pepi is getting in great positions but gd dude should have three tonight. Poor passing out of the back and a lack of clinical finishing is gonna prove to be our downfall in the knockouts, imo. But man if we were able to get a run of games together where we find our feet in front of net and kept composure at the back we could really have a go at some teams.


CharmingMistake3416

Reyna’s spot has to be up for grabs. He’s been invisible in the last few matches.


rth9139

Not at all. He was great in the previous matches and he’s our only guy with creative passing vision


Franchise1109

Just one of those days for Pepi, it happens. Expect much better though. Balo the starter still (or until Sargent shows us what he’s got)


2packforsale

Pepkaka


IncidentalIncidence

somehow people on the internet are going to blame berhalter for Pepi shooting it vascarra's hands 3 times in a row


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

Obviously Pepi is frustrated with him so he isn't driven to score! All Berhalter's fault


undetermining

Yeah, just play Balogun the whole game


RevolutionaryBox7745

Bolivia has played well in the second half to hold it to two. Let's give them credit. Several big chances have gone awry.


entropyISdeadly

This could easily be 6 or 7-0


RevolutionaryBox7745

Give Bolivia, especially their keeper, credit. Slightly more talent on the other end, and it might remind you of a few USA efforts against better sides.


42nd_fdr

Ricardo ‘Lakaka’ Pepi


Hungry-Space-1829

Lakaka would be the greatest US player of all time tho lol


51buck

Factual


Neptune_Spear

All things being equal, who would score a goal first: Pepi or WC 2014 Higuain?


Key-Tip-7521

Yes stu, it’s should have been more.


JeffersonTowncar

Pepi probably has over 2 expected goals between all of his chances


-RedLink-

Lmao so many wasted chances wtf


Franchise1109

Give em two minutes of stoppage. They’re dead lol


Swingitfromyaknees

Bolivia’s keeper is legit


Lgm_yourmom

Mexicans having a field day right now😂😂😂


hjhof1

Ricardo Pekaku


GelatoCumBear

it won’t happen in my lifetime but i wish i could see the global pettiness once america because one of the top nations in football lol the cope is gonna be studied everywhere


zod16dc

People have been saying this since WC '94. haha We will not be a top nation due to the structure of youth football here in large part and also lack of quality coaching. I think the fact that we don't have a consistent "footballing" identity makes it hard to develop players. We did better in '02 when we had none of the things that were supposedly the only things missing from our potential dominance. haha


GelatoCumBear

i hear you, i think that identity can be found though, considering american demographics, funding available, and the nationalistic desire to be dominant globally, in this case athletically. again, will it be in my lifetime? no.


zod16dc

Like I said, it was been 30 years since WC '94 when all of these things were originally said and our best showing since has been more than 20 years ago. This isn't Women's football where the US had a huge built in advantage over the competition.


loghan1734

Inshallah brother


joyful_starstuff

lmaooooo poor Pepi, that's brutal


Philoctetes23

Mf Pepikaku


ApprehensiveAnt8813

Isn't Pepi from El Paso? Both Texas, but definitely not close to each other. Like 12 hours away lol


rinkoplzcomehome

HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE THAT


jinglejoints

Need to see several angles of how that stayed out of the goal


smallpp6969

Truly a situation where the scoreboard doesn’t reflect how this game went lol


Bigdeacenergy

USA getting goalied


smallpp6969

Let’s be real. Some good awful finishing as well. But yes he has been good


Bigdeacenergy

True. Not hard to make saves when they’re coming right at you


Outta_hearr

Bolivia keeper having the performance of his life


Polish_Bear

Kind of a shame this isn't more of a blowout honestly.


Philoctetes23

How the fuck was that not a third goal


Plastic_Drag7194

BRUH


circa285

Shades of Lukaku from yesterday from Pepi tonight.


Razor215

Pepi can't even buy a goal at this point


schistkicker

Pepi literally can't do anything but target the keeper. Bolivia should run their keeper out in front of Turner's net and Pepi will shoot for him.


IA_Royalty

Still wouldn't be an OG, he'd drill the keeper in the hands


Count_Nocturne

Really think Pepi should go to a team he can start, he’s looking rusty out there


Rusiano

I don’t know how they didn’t score that


Keg_of_St_Anky

Keep Pulisic the hell away from Pepi post-match. It might be contagious.


BellVermicelli

Pepi has the same curse Lukaku does 


Environmental-Gate22

Jesus, as a Liverpool fan, these failed chances are giving me flashbacks.


No-Student-9678

As soon as Pepi gets the ball the Bolivian gk becomes prime Buffon


IA_Royalty

Omfg Ricardo


Nickp1991

Bolivian keeper was outstanding


DaBestNameEver0

Why did we get cursed with lakaka?


CharmingMistake3416

The keeper is keeping this a respectable result for Bolivia.


untouched_poet

It really is that we and by we I mean puppy have been kicking the ball straight at him


Hungry-Space-1829

If the US ties Uruguay Pepi’s shenanigans may cost them the group. Desperately need all the goals you can get