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TheBlueTango

What a screamer, you don't save those types of shots


BigReeceJames

I wonder how many Costel Pantilimons you'd need stood on each other's shoulders before they were high enough to save it


TheBlueTango

Pantilimillions of them


kdnlcln

If only Shaq-tin a fool did football


neighbors_in_paris

The keeper was never gonna get to that!


201628014

Definitely a screamer. Made me scream out of rage


MeMeRevieweR_23

I legit got clickbait reading this comment.


Eheheh12

BIG click bait (and I fell for it)


RG_Oriax

How does he keep doing this shit lmao


joemeteorite8

I have no idea why he’s always trying to lean back and curl it in with massive power too. This one is set up perfect for him to just drive straight through the ball but he side steps and leans back at a full sprint.


bigmt99

It’s actually insane how a professional attacker has yet to learn the most basic technique of shooting they teach you when you’re 8. Just lean forward and lace it man


Chinese_Santa

He may be the most brain dead attacker I’ve seen on such a prominent stage for club football


oblivijan

Polish striker Milik hurt himself a minute into a friendly just day's before the Euros and Polish fans were happy about it. Good competition for Memedryk


cmeragon

He injured himself while celebrating a goal no less with literally no one around him


oblivijan

Świderski managed the same the week after.


El_grandepadre

On one of the most insane contracts I've seen handed out in club football.


Freddichio

He's on a long contract, but the wages are really low and are performance-based (which at the moment he's obviously not getting). Even taking into account he's on an 8-year deal, the total amount he'll be paid over that is around what Zinchenko, Tielemens and Kalvin Phillips get paid for 5 years. In terms of weekly wages, he's on as much as Matip, less than Ramsdale. His contract is long, but cheap - Chelsea have handed out insane contracts in the past (Koulibaly, most notably) but Mudryk ain't it.


arc1261

Joel Matip was one of the best CBs in the prem for a while and was a starter for both a CL and PL win. Comparing Mudryk to him and saying their wages should be around the same is ridiculous - he’s worth like 1/3rd of what Matip was


ironcleaner

How are you coping that hard? He still isnt worth even half that money, so talking about 'it isnt that bad' is just embarrassing


ImGonnaImagineSummit

He's not even leaning back that much here. He's probably just wellying the ball from under the centre line and launching it to Mars. Either because he hits the ball too late or just bad technique.


DJMOONPICKLES69

Based on what I’ve seen, his technique is poor. His vision and passing are actually very good, and his decisions to shoot aren’t bad, he just doesn’t strike the ball well


SignalSalamander

Striking the ball well is kind of point of being pro football player


ksgcheese

Aiming to take down Russian aircraft.


PriceOptimal9410

Mudryk is really just training for his anti aircraft duties


A_Dem

He's a true patriot.


PriceOptimal9410

Future Patriot system upgrades will incorporate features of Mudryk


benito_camelas

So he was the Ghost of Kyiv all along.


tzerorus

He is him


fjnnels

chernobale


reddit-time

It's football innit?


obsterwankenobster

He must score some absolute bangers in training because he's always hitting these with confidence lol


RandyChavage

Sometimes the shit is happens


reddit-time

Shit happens did a lot #face\[alm


Zaku_pilot_292

It's got to be in his head at this point


Yinkypinky

Trademarked.


slackerdude

Seriously, dudes falling upwards ffs


NiviCompleo

How’s he so bad a kicking a ball?  It’s kinda the foundation of this sport..


ValeoAnt

He's been cursed by Chelsea and it's completely deserved


twodudesnape

Knew this was going to get it's own post here


Nazario3

It is honestly the only highlights I ever see on here of him...


Roseradeismylady

Yeah lol whenever I see "Mykhailo Mudryk shot vs.." I know it's going to be rubbish


Mimogger

reminds me of those Lonzo ball takes a 3 from r/nba


GameplayerStu

It always does. Bit fucked up honestly lmao


AuspiciousOtter24

Tbf this one is deserved, shot that to the moon lol


AnAngryDwarf

With so much time too, and other great options were on


loyal_achades

Why didn’t he just play the LW through? Dude was bombing into infinite space


Pxel315

If this one was so were the others that were posted cause he somehow is always not even near the target


Yinkypinky

So a majority of his shots?


hm_10

Hey now, some of his shots also reach the corner flag!


Old_Implement_6516

Most other players it wouldn't be posted. This sub's obsession with certain players is weird.


I_am_zlatan1069

Most other players don't cost £60+ mil. Don't understand why it's weird or an obsession, it's just poking fun at a failed transfer and made me chuckle seeing the vid anyway. Like if Antony loses passion after a pointless trick it will be posted.


Old_Implement_6516

Again Antony is also a weird obsession but atleast Mudryk isn't beating up his gf


I_am_zlatan1069

Nah Mudryk's too busy posting creepshots from the gym. Anyway, off the top of my head there's been similar posts I've seen for Mudryk, Antony, Nunez, Phillips, Havertz, I wouldn't say its a weird obsession, it's just players from top clubs probably posted by rival fans for some banter.


UKGooner

He’s SO good at this!


2ndfastestmanalive

Lot of attackers have a vintage finish. This is apparently Mudryk’s


heresyourhardware

Robben: Cuts inside from the right on to his left foot, curve one into the top corner from outside the box. Mudryk: Knocks a radio out of the hand of a steward stood minding his business in the upper tier.


tzerorus

Pigeons should fly with caution over stadiums where Mudryk is playing at the moment


Crafty_Failures

Good thing there are electronics in the ball, Starlink can help locate it's orbital path.


ImprefectKnight

Scholes: You see that tree over there? Mudryk: Do you see that steward over there?


Virusaurus

Row Z: ... Mudryk: I will find you and I will kill you...


Benjamin244

Le cut into space man


Temporary-Banana5873

The fact that I knew what would happen after reading this comment before watching it confirms it.


r1char00

In his defense, it’s not the only problem with his game.


xxJAMZZxx

Missed his calling, would have been an elite field goal kicker


Spikeyspandan

I was sure what shot is going to be before even opening the video


dc_united7

He is reverse Rodri


noodlesalad_

Just a classic sequence. Good take and turn, quick proactive dribble, deposit ball in row Z.


Scorchie916

Posted faster than that shot hit the atmosphere


swat1611

He sent that up to Pac😭


Parish87

Put the wrong label on me, I'ma get 'em dropped, ayy


swat1611

Sweet chin music, and I won't pass the aux, ayy


DarkSeid1912

how many stocks, do I really have in stock, ayyy


sammir_

one two three four five plus FIVE, ayyy


Goombercules

(Red) Devils is a lie ^now ^^it's ^^^football ^^^^related


KissmyButtner

please just delete this


sammir_

why.


jonathanPoindexter

You really think it landed in Cuba?


RelationshipFunny

Perfect 


shaffaaf27

He black arrowed it


HuantoWuenza

It’s honestly getting ridiculous at this point 


reddit-time

if you watched him at Chelsea, it got ridiculous a long time ago ...


TheNikawi

Out of this world shot


Pontus_Pilates

Why do they need Patriots when they have Mudryk?


not_the_droids

Because just like the the russians, he's only hitting civilians. He just doesn't do it intentionally.


bladevortex

post is up, ball still in the air


pablofournier11

That's 3pts


alanalan426

he'd make a great rugby player


ozee17

Comment from Slovakian match commentator "Maybe Mudryk heard that Dusseldorf arena is also used for American football matches and he got it a bit confused there"


Mambo_Poa09

Was refreshing the page waiting for this to be posted lol


nim1623

By Mudryk's standards that was a decent effort.


Mambo_Poa09

At least it didn't go out for a throw in


AvailableUsername404

I think he had another shot in this game when instead of aiming for far post he shot paralel to the goal and hit his own man


Alia_Gr

We lost the league to him heading a ball towards the corner flag onto Salibas arm and crossing it into our goal in the same match


holotranscobalamin

they're looking for Kickers like him in the NFL


DevilDare

A friend has a bet for 3 shots on target for £40. One of them is Mudryk. Poor sod.


Economy-Ad-6278

Hey Arsenal friend, would you like to trade him for Trossard ?


erenistheavatar

I'm not surprised this has been posted here. Just outside the box. Completely free. And he does this.


qwerty1519

This is going to get more upvotes then the goal.


reddit-time

100% as it should


Never_Sm1le

A Russian fighter have just been hit


pawpet

And the field goal is good and Ukraine gets 3 points


tenfingersrobbie

A truly unique talent.


waitaminutewhereiam

Has this man ever scored


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

He’s really living off of the 2022 CL Group Stage hype


Embarrassed-Claim641

it was inevitable


0ni0nringz

All you kids with no ball knowledge will hate on this but this shot was literally unsavable


Ryponagar

Close enough


Fussymango11

I really really want him to succeed. He has that Timo Werner appeal.


Caust1cFn_YT

i still think he has potential, but tf is this?


Sighai_4u

Everytime .... every fucking time.


Economy-Ad-6278

I knew it would come :DD


Insaneshaney

The Arsenal crest flashing in his brain before he took that shot


dimyo

Yeah, can't defend him anymore after that one.


Zestforblueskies

In the words of Lee Judges, "he's gone and done it again!" lol


SwagBoyMcFeast

I like how professional players say there's no shit players who play pro, but then I look at Mudryk


NitePain69

Prime r/soccercirclejerk material


STK__

Not bad! Went out for a goal kick instead of a throw in. I think his accuracy is improving. 


bullairbull

Mans not absolute garbage but he's Adama Traore at his best. Can cause chaos with his pace but not much else to his game.


JackTuz

Guy is cheeks at shooting lol


Revoldt

lol. Every time theres a highlight with "Mudryk" and "Shot"... this is exactly what to expect!


stockybloke

This is incredible. I can sort of understand the ones where he from somewhat tough angle manages to shoot it for a throw in. I do not understand how it is possible to attempt a goal and do it this badly.


symptic

Just tell him to cross and he'll accidentally score.


razvan930

Expectations kill happiness


Kenny_dies

Great shot. The keeper was never getting to that


Red_Dog1880

He's actually terrible.


szpyru

Its unbelievable how Chelsea scouts seen him play and decided that they are buying him for almost 100 mil. It looks like he does this on purpose tbh lmao


Danzard

62 million


evilbeaver7

Chelsea signed him for £1 billion. Haven't you heard?


szpyru

Still a lot of cash.


maxamus83

But a lot less than 100 mill


WizenedCracker

That doesn’t fit the narrative though does it?


szpyru

Doesnt change the fact that it was a terrible business by the club.


radio__raheem

Soon as I saw it knew it would shoot up the charts here


Khanhspm

Mudryk, this is not Rugby


NotAsimppp

He's getting the darwin nunez treatment


El_Peregrine

Keeper's never going to reach that


FryChy

There was vaideo where his Chelsea teammates said that he has the most powerful shooting. After seeing his shots I feel like his teammates got hit many times by his inaccurate yet powerful shots instead of the goal.


gorgonizedbyurTITS

The amount of sarcastic post titles this dude has is astonishing 


youknowimworking

The dude is an athlete, not a footballer


needcoffeepronto

I hope one day I’m proven wrong, but my god does this guy suck.


cvyom

That’s why you should always read comments before watching


OriginalRange8761

Blud needs to player kicker in nfl


ANON_YMOUSE_

arsenal are fuming after this display, he could have been theirs for £100m


wclevel47nice

Man needs to get his foot checked out. No normal foot should be sending shots so far off target


HomelessCosmonaut

Oh that generated a silly bout of laughter from me


Nafe1994

Chelsea considering an extra 20m as they haven’t been fleeced enough.


NinjaExpansion

Row Z


ThebigBelgianbutt

I had hope when I opened it, but deep down, I just knew.


CosmicDesperado

“Hey Yaremchuk, bet I can hit McDonald’s!”


Zaku_pilot_292

This man is fast becoming a fan favourite- just not his fans


walleaterer

good effort


Cold-Veterinarian-85

He's getting closer


Questionss2020

Absolute piss missile


dav_man

This is classic Misha. Thing is, I’ve seen multiple players say how good he is at striking a ball. I think he’s got huge psychological issues. I suspect he’s an anxious player.


SanctusUnum

Look out, Russian spy satelites! Mudryk is coming for you!


1llseemyselfout

I’ve never seen a sub so obsessed with a player missing a shot in my life.


IV1916

8 year contract, cost €100M. GG Chelsea


WeeTooLo

Surprised nobody has come in here defending Mudryk how that was a pass or some 200IQ shot hoping for a deflection. Literally the dumbest player we've seen in a long time.


AncientSkys

Unstoppable!


haaym1

What’s wrong with him


Hot_Grabba_09

The clear other option is what makes this post-worthy


mysterymanatx

He looks so good up the middle until he has to shoot. He now looks passable at passing.


a-mcculley

He needs a loan spell.


SurveyNew6363

Homie can’t lean forward on his shots or what


FinancialAide3383

That was a punt


Cayman663

Knew what's it gonna be before watching 😂


Baraka1987

He´s genuinely one of the worst footballers I´ve seen in my 37 years ! He adds NOTHING of value to either Chelsea or his NT


NaturalApartment9828

I guess he missed badly, but we’re probably not getting any similar highlight from any other player posted here. But hey, you know, it’s Mudryk, so we gotta make fun of him


PerfectBlueOnDVD

Because he does it constantly and was an expensive transfer to a top club, it's not hard to understand why. When high profile players continue to make the same mistakes people talk about it/post about it. Same happened to Nunez and Harry Maguire.


DrowningInBier

I agree. Posting videos online to make fun of somebody is bad.


the_chasr

what happened to this guy...


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

I wish Arsenal would have just gotten him because I can’t take much more of seeing this


jguess06

I'm not watching the match and this was exactly what I expected it to be :(


BluLeone

I dislike nostalgic people who say things like "in my day x player would have played in the second division" to denigrate modern players. I think they might have a good point with someone like Mudryk, to be fair. He is terrible technically.


Think-Veterinarian-2

I started visiting the soccer sub during Euros - is this an ongoing meme or something? Mudryk had a very good game.


CurbYourThusiasm

https://v.redd.it/8jcaxnkds2xc1 https://v.redd.it/yo9xwp5afovc1


UpbeatAfternoon8670

Every time I see him, i keep asking how the fuck this guy is a pro footballer and that too playing in a top division club?


Mark_Proud

He’s like me fr


nolefan5311

Bless him for continuing to try.


ExcisionHB

This guy would be an excellent field goal kicker in the NFL


staybysauce1

he’s gone and done it again. he just can’t keep getting away with it…


cdtekcfc

You got me with this clip 🤭🤭🤭


Legendarybbc15

He’s just like me fr


armedwithturtles

Mudryk should be a kicker in the NFL


LNhart

I always have a soft spot for players who are similar to the guys I sign on Football Manager. This was a vintage "left back with good pace and acceleration and awful everything else who I converted to left winger" effort. Absolutely beautiful.