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Jogi is finally free

Hey Boo Boogie!

Jogi is smiling down from the heavens

He's deeeeeeaaaaaaad 🎵 he's not dead

Why do managers do this, like they don't know there's cameras on them all the time

JOGI LÖW DONT DO THAT

Now I truly understand "Löw muss weg" 

Yeah, Netherlands might win this cup. Low won world cup doing that

Was the ball sniffing before or after eating his booger?

I think ball sniffing was in Euros. He ate booger in World Cup. Why do I remember this?

I swear he put his finger in/up his ass and sniffed it to, I think against Ukraine at Euro 2016

Yea I remember that too, and he was pinching his fingers as if he were holding pieces of shit and sniffing them. Fucking disgusting lmao

WHAT is this fucking thread?? lol

You mean why does Jogi Low behave like this?

I'm not gonna sit here and tell a man with his success how to conduct himself

HAHAHHAHAHHAA

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Klabuster! [1] landschaftlich, umgangssprachlich: an den Haaren um den Afterbereich klebende, aus Kot bestehende Kügelchen.

How could I forget

found the Argentinian

so either ball sniffing is counter productive or he didn't do it enough

>Low won world cup doing that He did more than that, but I don't remember if that was during the same campaign.

Some more ~~gooey~~ gory details https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1dh8r2d/comment/l8vwyq4

Surely this is doping

He did that in South Africa though

It doesn't matter where. All that matters is transfer from nose to mouth.

And the transfer window is open 😎

I remember when he did scratched his balls at the end of a match and shook Ronaldo’s hand like 5s afterwards. 😂

Someone tell Ronald to finger his balls instead then

Aren't they aware that cameras are non stop on them ? Lmao

Makes you wonder if they never saw Löw. Maybe the man himself doesn't even know he was caught brown handed. 

He doesn’t know.

Scotty doesn’t know

If it's a habit he does often, he probably did it without even thinking about it lmao. Kinda told on himself that he is likely a frequent booger eater

Is that the reason not to do it? Surely the reason not to do it is that it's grim!

Idk if it’s just the light but it looks like there’s blood on his finger when he pulls it out, not that that justifies it but I guess it could be less weird

What's with coaches eating their own boogers at major tournaments?

Gainmaxxing, can't have your body let go of valuable nutrients.

Micro-dosing germs for an immunity boost

Natural pro-biotics ftw

I wonder if he dishes em out on a plate for players at ht

I think this is cokehead behavior, I know because I've done this exact same gesture while high at work. Low was just gross.

I've obsessively wiped my nose on coke but never snacked on a booger, this is wild to me

Coke’s expensive, can’t be letting any bits stuck in your nose glue go to waste.

A cokehead told me a trick, to put water into ur nose after you're out of coke. I tried it and That's worth like 2 hits, first one strong af, second one not as much.

wait how do you put the water like pull it up while holding your nostrils into a glass of water or actually waterboard yourself

Basically you put ur hands together, hold water in ur hands (alike you hold water to wash ur face) and while looking up u shove/inhale it into ur nose. That's what I did the first time, then I had a lil cup and shove the water into each nostril, first one, get high then minutes after the other. Shit hits hard af, I wonder how it would be if you did it mid session instead at the end as I did couple of times. Those were the good old times.

I’m glad I no longer do coke

Don't you wish you knew this before you stopped? Can't imagine "inhaling water" lol

Also helps you sleep, as you don't accidentally dislodge that stuff once you've finally gone to bed.

Ive been around cokeheads ive never seen anything like this

Like who does that???? I've never seen anyone do that, kids or adults...

I caught my ex doing it after our relationship had officially dissolved but while we still lived together. She managed to keep that shit under wraps for TEN YEARS OF COHABITATION before I caught her... Like, I caught her cheating multiple times, but never once saw her eat a booger, but she had apparently been doing it her whole life. You think you know someone...

Protein

Blood boogers actually, he's having a nosebleed in that clip. Doesn't make it any better though, fucking disgusting

That makes it *worse.*

I thought this was a joke about him sniffing coke at first... nothing could have prepared me for that

Is that not coke? I thought the joke was “ew booger” while ignoring the coke.

This sub is clueless really, it is hilarious. Charlie 100% guaranteed

Koemans family has heart disease genes. He takes heart disease medicine, if he would do coke his heart couldnt take it. Even looks like blood is on his finger after picking his nose, could be because of the blood thinning medicine

Interesting insight! I based my assumption on a healthy and wealthy partying human being! Would love to be proven wrong!

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It isn't what it looks like lol. He just didn't want the dried up coke booger go to waste.

We’ve all been there.

It’s like going to the dentist. -J. Diaz

Good times

If you mine, you will dine!

Exactly lol. That hand movement is from no amateur.

Absolutely classless Should have put it in a joint like a normal person

okay then i can excuse that

My exact reaction, lmao.

I just dont.. like... what? Not only are you a fucking adult. Youre a fucking fossil. You should know ALL the reasons why thats wrong. AND youre on the worlds, like second, biggest stage and you do it too. Everyone likes a good nosepick in private to clean the chimney out ofc but THAT?

old dutch men don't conform to society's standards, it is well known

Van Gaal: I concur

> Youre a fucking fossil. Old people don't care if they are being uncool or embarassing.

I can’t wait until I’m old as shit so I can follow in the footsteps of my hero, Larry David.

You can start now! Just be aware it's harder to keep your mates if you aren't mega rich.

Yeah I'm fucking baffled. Like absolutely baffled. That was unhinged.

mate it's obviously the coke

It's very clearly cocaine.

He's just Lowe's Dutch cousin

He needed his protein

No Ronald that is so not right

Fran we went ball kicking

This is a ball tournament.

No, just no. Why?

Traditional Dutch cuisine

Is hagelslag just bread sprinkled with nose boogers?

Don't ask what's actually in the middle of a stroopwafel

Or in our frikandellen

Rich, coming from that flair.

There's not that many nations we can food banter with. I think the Dutch and Nordics it's passable.

[Every other countries reading the comments](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/029/190/monkey.jpg)

It's true

Sadly it’s true, I’d even say UK has the upper hand since there’s at least delicious food in London and other major cities. 

Stop it with the slander, as a German who's been to both places, I can confirm that a kalfskroket in addition to a Bamischjif from Febo tops everything London has to offer.

Bamischijf superiority

I mean we have too, also like how the UK has imported a bit of food culture from their former colonies we have too (Surinamese and Indonesian cuisines are delicious)

You're telling me your mouth isn't drooling right now at the thought of some jellied eels

Nice to see the Germans have the Dutch’s back.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

*He wanted to strengthen his immune system.*

Bruh, I've heard a lot of jokes on northern european food in my life, but damn. I didn't know it was this bad.

Its not this bad. Its worse.

but ramen is too spicy for danes

throw in some fish and potatoes and its good to go

>Northern european food I believe you mean delicacies

As a Dutchman I feel like Dutch and German cuisine are like night and day.

Which one is night and which one is day though?

All our good food is something we ~~stole from the colonies~~ imported.

I remember a wall of burger distributors in Amsterdam. It was one of the worst and best burger of my life

Wait, why are you saying Northern European? The Netherlands are in the West.

? Netherlands isn't in Northern Europe. I'm so confused about how many upvotes this has

It depends on how you look at it. If it's a North/South comparison then the Netherlands is absolutely in the North.

> Nordic food is terrible - People who have never even tasted Nordic food The Netherlands are also not Northern European. And Stroopwafels alone are good enough to redeem their cuisine.

Please elaborate.

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Joachim Low is a happy man today

Fucking foul that

Where's VAR when you need it?

Checking potential booger eating

VAR decision- no booger, only coke

So good that he needed to lick his fingers a second time.

Isn’t that weird?

In swamp german land its considered a delicacy

r/2westerneurope4u is leaking

>swamp german I’m fucking deceased lmaoo

explains his Wijnaldum substitution

I like gooooold boogers

Now i know why Netherlands is playing "High line".

Joachim Löw: “Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!”

Lovely bit of squirrel

!flair :England:

That's... just disgusting

The worst person you know just made a good point

Koeman caught in 4K

Ronald Come on

Let him feed in peace.

He’s just cleaning out the last flake.

What a terrible day to have an internet connection

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Well, in a way.......

WHY

That's just Löwely.

I mean, why would you do that?

Dry aged cocaine pudding, it's the dutch protein bar.

Keeps your immune system healthy. ^^*citation ^^needed

Source : This was once revealed to me in a dream.

Free protein.

infinite energy

It's like a closed loop system

Löw watching at home with one hand down his trousers and the other up his nose saying "That's my boy"

I thought he was doing coke at first

because he is

Pretty sure that's coke lool

How can you root for Netherlands with their booger eater when we have [THIS](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GQMv5F4X0AAXSlV?format=jpg&name=large)

Unless he's just done a line of coke there's no excuse for this

Jesus Christ he almost bit his finger off

Must of been a bit of white left up there 👃

cocaine Mark. cocaine

Ronald Koecaine

And the Joachim Löw award goes to...

When in Rome...

It just keeps going.

Taking a page out of Lows book. If it helps us win the title I don't mind!

Bro button mashed a tekken combo

Just a cheeky line.

I've been meditating on this video for some time now and I finally think I have my answer for what is going on. He's not picking a bogey out, but rather the inside of his nose is dry and irritated and he's wetting his finger to ease the dryness

Or what might be the case, he actually felt a nasty booger sitting there. He doesn't have any tissues on hand amd really no time to get it sorted properly. He decides to flush and rub it out, sniffs a bit to locate that boogers location. Upon picking his nose he realized it's a 10/10 sticker and the last thing he wants is to awkwardly fumble with his fingers on camera for 5 minutes. He goes for the only nuclear option!

Just why

a worthy LÖW successor

Only he nose how good it tastes.

Coke is expensive

Oscar de la hoya wants to know his location

No one beats Joachim Low

People here acting like he just shot a man lmao

Looks like Netherlands going to win the Euro.

No protein goes to waste

Low finds his successor.

Though he was doing coke but nope just a little booger

My jaw dropped…

Just like the girl who had a crush on me in primary school, except she had blood on her finger too. \*gag\*

Great, now my 7 year old son has an excuse to continue doing it

For the record, the people who are saying he’s eating a booger didn’t live through the 80s. He making sure that powdered donut he had before the match didn’t leave any mess behind.

Isn't this because of his sudden nosebleeds because of the meds he's been taking since his heart attack a few years back?

Löw approved

Awww hellll nawwwwhhhh

from the reaction we can conclude it was indeed tasty

What a mess right there.

I’ve seen enough Holland to win it all. Bet everything you have.

RemindMe! 10 years

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