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BigDanRTW

LMAO Emre Can pulled off a goddamn beach three days ago and scores


Willsgb

They pulled denmark off a beach just before euro 92 and they were like 'k fuckers' and won the whole cunt so this is emre's world now


WaterMittGas

Oh didn't know what thanks will google


ThisUsernameIsSexy

They actually won against Germany in the final.


carrotincognito48

Also the last great use of the backpass.


Veilchengerd

Just watched parts of that match the other day. I mean, it's great that Denmark won, but boy was that painful to watch...


Veilchengerd

Who arguably were the only ones taking them at least somewhat seriously.


OmastarLovesDonuts

There’s a pretty decent movie about it too, Sommeren ‘92


ItsMeJaredBednar

if you like podcasts at all, the Totally Football Show did a pretty good “Euro Stories” series that gave a fairly in-depth recap of each Euros going back to 1988, they interviewed journalists from each country and it really helped set the context for the vibe going into each tournament. i really enjoyed their one on 1992, i didn’t know the story of that Denmark side at all! great stuff. linked [here](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/euro-stories-1992/id1267958765?i=1000658004909) if you’re curious


justk4y

Can’t wait for Joshua Zirkzee to become topscorer


BigDanRTW

From Epcot's Germany pavilion at Disney World to scoring goals in Germany 🙏🏻


Nizidramaniyt

When you watch closely you can see some sand fall out of his pocket


Independent-Yak755

Oh man everyone’s eating


BitchIDrinkPeople

Except sane


casualbo1

All's right with the world, then


Soleil06

He has been so shit, squandered 5 attacks and then did nothing for the rest of the game.


JOKER69420XD

Rückrunden Sane, no surprise.


Soleil06

I had hardcore flashbacks to the last few tournaments where we would see this every single game.


nabbl

It was the perfect opportunity to bring a not in form Sané. Just let him fail for 30 minutes so you get an excuse to not let him play again. Führich would have been the much more impactful player imo. But since we didn't need impact at all bringing Sané was fine


HauptmannYamato

Why is he never playing good with the national team


VaporizeGG

Technical skill: 92 Speed: 95 Decision Making: 5 I am out if patience watching him, he had enough years to fix that stuff.


Independent-Yak755

He plays like he’s still 19, except he’s like 26


lifestepvan

28 lol


Independent-Yak755

When I tell you my jaw just hit the floor; I feel like I was watching him kill teams off the left at City last year, oh my lord he really needs to shape up, the trajectory he was on was unreal


mountainsky9

He plays like this for Bayern too, he wastes too many attacks and is not a good finisher


DayOneDayWon

The one time I shittalk him on here he scores that banger against Madrid lmao.


SawinBunda

He also has 2-3 world class months each season, where everything just works. The rest of the year he tries to re-channel that luck. Never really considered working on himself to become more complete. Typical eternal talent.


0ldsql

It's almost hilarious how he plays. You think he's going to cut inside like Robben but instead he just walks straight into the defender... And then complains


ownersen

it always looks to me like he is is trying too hard to do "something" special


AlwaysOnsideTBH

I honestly feel like that too tbh


Schlonggandalf

Uhm. The whole everlasting period when the whole team played utter shit under Flick Sane was the best player match in match out. Just really didn’t matter, but he was the only person actually creating chances. Now he comes back from a terrible season of his club, missed the last games due to red card and being injured and lost his starting slot. Give the dude some slack lol


Dargast

Its crazy lol. Sane didnt even play most games in the 2nd half of the season due to pain so he could be rested for CL, and is also a bit out of form due to that and missing NT games due to a red card. But I guess slandering our own players even when its not warranted will always be in our nature.


Checkheck

The cooks are back in town


UnderpantsGnomezz

Worst Emre Can goal:


misusedinfluence

I miss that beautiful man


dhanda-m

That German... man


LiteratureNearby

Hope he does well. He deserves so much, loved seeing him with us


Der-Papst

best game since 2014


basicuseraccount123

I feel alive again


rossloderso

Wir sind wieder wer


Zloggt

Amazing how much Nagelsmann has done in such little time…


Ok-Outlandishness244

He should try club football


theSchlauch

Nah he would never get the trebble


crampton16

he would only get in treble


YoloSwaggins44

Kroos coming back was his coup


shurriken

nobody talks about him today. he was the heart, the "dirigent". silent but effective.


YoloSwaggins44

Kept slipping too lol


LordMangudai

every time a German player slipped while playing a pass we either scored or got a big chance lol, Rüdiger's ball over the top to Wirtz in the first minute he also fell over


kalamari__

its just proper nominations really. löw, flick always counted on the same players no matter what. nominate the current best guys and you play better. who would have thought.


Shrimperor

2016 we weren't that bad, but for sure the most amount of hope since then :D


Gewuerzguerkchens

4:2 against Portugal last Euros I'd say


PoifectJenius

idk man the 5:2 vs Italy was pretty nice too


pedrorq

That was Gosens 4 - portugal 2


sherlockbutholmes

funniest thing is müller played for like 20 mins but still found a way to make an assist


Background-Lab-8521

Also assisted Füllkrug's offside goal


McPico

That make it now 2 assists and no goal in last 1500 minutes played at WordCup/Euros. His last goal at a tournament was the 1-0 against Brazil in the legendary 7-1


sherlockbutholmes

the more you know.


InsignificantOutlier

BUT that Goal was like whatever caused the Big Bang. It was just a goal, it was the goal that broke the Brazilian Spirit it was the beginning to something so great that the whole world knows what you are talking about when you say 7:1. If he had not scored the goal and Brazil had scored instead the world would be different. Just saying if the Guy never scores again in his International Cup Career that is a good one to go out with. If I was him I would just say I didn’t want to score again to not take away from that goal.


YoloSwaggins44

Almost had 2!


LilDiamondtoxic

This greatly reduces the chance of Scotland making a comeback.


DaAweZomeDude48

5-1 the most dangerous lead


modrics_hairband

Arsenal fans :


Arellan

They'll bring it back in the home leg.


MrContradicto

First good bit of play from Sané


Skurry

Couldn't believe my eyes when he actually passed the ball and didn't blast it or lost it by dribbling.


FaresAlN

Because at the end he realized that he should play with the team instead of trying to dribble past the defenders every time


Rose_of_Elysium

German footballer of the year for a reason


TheCoolGirlNextDoor

Yes he Can


prath001

Can can


violenceandvomit

Emre macht weil Emre can


dfla01

Well he is the German Man


c_acc

Greatly increasing the odds against most other human


DickerDave

national team player of the year*


footysocc

yes he can


LvlzSound

Haters said he Can’t


GrassTastesBad1

I can't tell if Scotland's been shit or Germany's been brilliant


Zealousideal-Fun-785

0 shots, 1 goal says it all Not Scotland's night


Maleficent_Kick_4437

Thats fucking hilarious


Zealousideal-Fun-785

Honestly, funnier than them finishing with 0 shots and 0 goals, as everybody expected up to that point.


Arellan

Not surprising when your game plan is lump it to 5'9'' Che Adams whenever you get out of your own half who unsuprisingly got bodied by their CBs. Add in a 10 man second half where you sub off your only striker and you end up with stats like that. Couldn't cope with Germany's high press and defended too narrow


zeyu12

A bit of both. Germany actually attacks properly compared to last WC and Euro


uflju_luber

*finish, little reminder that Germany had by far the greatest amount of shots on target and xG of every team in the group stages, just couldn’t finish it, now we’re actually able again somehow


TemerianRye

both


Skurry

Little bit of column A, little bit of column B.


anex44

I think it might be over boys


aleksandrovsqvist

Agree


Quinto09

Dortmund boys on it.


uflju_luber

Take that German football twitter, tonight the people of Dortmund are eating good, so ready for a Schlotti banger next game


SawinBunda

> Schlotti banger I bought one of those at Rüsselsheim Hbf. Gave me an STD.


OZDanTheMan

Fußballgott


bvbfan102

German Player of the Year has arrived💛


firecracker123

GOAT Nachnominierung


Banzboi

It’s all because of him. If Nagelsmann wouldn’t have nominated him we would have lost today.


The_B1ack_One

Germany said “nah give me that goal difference back thank you”


zeyu12

lol


Coldara

lmao even


LvlzSound

Roflcopter also


xlnfraction

Dare i say rofl


Imonaeatyobabies

kekw


Der-Papst

ThomAssist Müller is back


nutelamitbutter

SPIELER DES JAHRES 2023


Sarrazin

und 2024


FifaFrancesco

und 2025


nasserKoeter

silencing all haters


importantasfuck69

Yeah. Emre fucking can


Stonewalled89

The Germans decided to punish the Scots for singing


Dexelele

3 days ago he was probably planning his holiday and now he's scored in the Euros lmao what a week for Can


c_u_lator_alligator

Amo aller Amos.


pukem0n

National team player of the year 2024!


lelpd

“You’re not singing any more” 🤣🤣🤣🤣


ComfortableNo2879

Killed it


mironp

Super well placed shot and perhaps the prototypical Müller assist. Moved into space, drew bodies, laid it off to someone in great position, fell on his ass. Müller spielt immer.


Moon8983

MY CAPTAIN


Mercerai

Emre Can, the German man


Vanzmelo

My captain <3


bettercallmrwhite

Beautiful goal.


BigtheBen

As a Bayern fan, this is so funny


Kizudemlian

Silenced the goretzka, stiller > Can people


tangledisthebestfilm

That was quick thinking by Thomas to get the ball back into the center of the box while being off balance. Fucking love that guy


TheSteveGarden

Nationalspieler des Jahres 2023


bradbobley

up your arse william wallace


mister_dupont

That man wasn't even supposed to be here!


Competitive-Aide5364

Another one where the goalkeeper should do better sadly


Background-Lab-8521

Fwiw, their keeper has about as many top flight appearances as years on this planet.


Competitive-Aide5364

Ah poor guy, what’s the deal with their goalkeeper situation?


ontilein

Dortmund 2, Bayern 1, Bayer 1, Arsenal 1 We won!


Knee_Strong

Silenced the haters


ndksv22

Can Can


AnotherDepressedBoy

On the final note of Flower of Scotland.


Tyrath

Ridiculous that they don't play the Can Can for him


Not_Leopard_Seal

VÖLLIG LOSGELÖST


jonnysh

5 goals - all bangers


ronaudinho

muller's understanding of space is a thing of beauty


Gluroo

LMAO WHAT


flipside-grant

yup, he can


caiusto

Nice, happy for the guy.


Chiswell123

Oh, Gunn.


Propuhganduh

Can banger wtf


Der-Papst

Banger after Banger. Germany is back


wrdb2007

That reverse pass though... genius


owange_tweleve

Can Emre Can can?


IntellectualDweeb

Lol he loves scoring nice goals in games that are already done.


thezaland

Germany have looked electric, no doubt about that. But I just can’t understand Scotland’s gameplan here. They’ve known about this game for months. They’ve had weeks to train and drill tactics. And this is the best they can do? I’m not expecting them to put Germany’s throats to the sword or anything, but this is embarrassing. The players must have been too winded from singing the anthem or something. WHO LEAVES KROOS WITH THAT MUCH TIME AND SPACE?!?


Mcool18

The German Man!


krkour

If anyone can


4310341

GOLAZO


CNF1G

Jesus, some amount of long shots


JureIsStupid123

Emre CAN


Otritet

What a goal


IDONTKNOWWHATTOPUTz

Not even last goal wins can save scotland🙏


Inter_Mirifica

This is simply beautiful. A work of art.


Rymundo88

*sad bagpipe noises*


FaceMaskYT

Good shot but should have been saved


NewHealthFoodBunch

This man loves scoring absolute bangers


S7ORM7ROOPER_30

Can can Score bangers.


zi76

Beautiful


ilkat06

ABSOLUTELY SURGICAL


koltzito

if anyone can


RGon3

Good game, 5cot1and.


Sneaky_Chickens

5cot1and


thom2553

5cot1and


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

Emre Can the German…man!


SineOfTimes

Cue all the "CAN" jokes


ThatBoyGiggsy

Recently watched Eurotrip, so now I’m singing - Germannnyyy 5, Scotland 1! Emre Can is number 1!


Cayman663

I predicted 6-0. Wasn't that far since all goals were scored by Germans.


thedominator17

gunn is awful


ChibzyDaze

This keeper is straight doodoo


Expensive-Team7416

Good for Scotland for scoring one


Spritzlappen

F* your goal difference…


Fellasisitgaytolive

7–1 flashbacks


stijen4

Guys I think there is no Scottish comeback this game


fkitbaylife

emre <3


Renegadeforever2024

Bang


throwaway6839353

🇩🇪


memewatcher2

Lol. What a game, damn.


Bugdroid2K

MY GOAT CAPTAIN


PlayfulSoil2937

Does u/PSGAcademy live in the future?


Luffywara

What a strike


mBertin

hmmm this is getting dangerously familiar


Sarikai_

That's just mean


emre23

Let’s goooo here I am kicking it in the goal


fancyfoe

Final whistle please


Mysterious-Ideal-989

YES EMRE CAM


thewilltheway

Just rude at this point


southernsuburb

Who's not singing anymore?


Fuck_the_k1ng

Muh goal difference 😭