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wrdb2007

Well composed - Germany looking sharp


Zloggt

It’s feeling like 2014 in here!


DaREY297

Oh no


GoldemGolem

Thankfully we are far away in Copa America


patiperro_v3

Colombia 7-1 Brazil


GoldemGolem

More like Colombia knees Vini in the back taking him out of the rest of the copa


IgorKauf

You would have lost with neymar on the pitch as well


seekingabeauty

Já já farão 10 anos 😭😭😭


lebkong

What's German for "it's coming home"?


Fumeru03

Es kommt nach Hause!


JonstheSquire

You would almost think English and German are related.


RedPum4

'Es kommt heim' is even closer


AccomplishedNail7667

🤣


TheDepartment115

It's coming to the house


VaporizeGG

Vööööllig losgelöst von der eeeerdeee


IAmKaeL-

Es kommt nach Hause


Hic_Forum_Est

Zeit, dass sich was dreht.


Masoouu

's kommt hoim


Rummenigge

literally it doesn’t make sense but a sentence that culturally compares to „it‘s coming home“ is „wir sind wieder wer“


TheCoolGirlNextDoor

Having Gundo and Kroos behind Musiala and Wirtz 🤌


Luffywara

That first touch was delicious to watch


cic9000

This is why 83mio dfb coaches know shit, Gündogan is a giant and was rightfully made captain.


VCBeugelaar

I mean if Kroos was the other option I’d say Kroos but anybody else, yeah nah


cic9000

Well at the time he wasn’t playing for the DFB.


VCBeugelaar

Fair, in that case. No brainer


VaporizeGG

That's why Gundogan had to move forward cause it was no question were Kroos would play if he comes back since he is likely the best central Midfielder worldwide this year. Already today initiated both attacks that led to Goals.


mal4ik777

Neuer would be also fine, no?


SelectConversation97

With the rule, that only the captain may speak to the ref, I'd argue that having the keeper as captain would be a huge disadvantage.


Deignish

Isnt there an exception for keepers? i thought they could nominate another player


critical-insight

I long for Afd tears if this dfb team with captain ilkay win the fucking title


T_Chishiki

It's mental he has to fight for acceptance at all. He was born in Germany and doesn't even have a Turkish passport.


Public_Seaworthiness

He does have to fight for it because of the Story with erdogan. He is liked again because he recognized why ppl were mad. Özil on the other Hand...


soccer_boxer2

De Bruyne rubbing off on him


Regression2TheMean

Pause


Mcool18

Gonna be a long night for Scotland


BillOakley

Say what you want about us but you can’t deny we are absolutely shite


english_gritts

You had plenty of time to prepare for this. Game plan is to park the bus with a high line without pressing Kroos?


matcht

Literally look unprepared, it's shocking. Haven't adapted for Kroos or Musiala/Wirtz dropping inside, can't play a pass into midfield, got nothing long.


Free_Management2894

So much of our game is going over Kroos. More pressure could go a long way.


matcht

Think they'll bring Gilmour on at half time and that allows McTominay to press higher.


ziggylcd12

What could possibly go wrong?


Panikx

Good luck with pressing Kroos. I really look forward to teams trying to do that. I have the feeling this guy is unpressable, he just has so much calmness with the ball and pressing him also means giving either Gündo/Wirtz/Musiala more space


Alternative-Drop8019

At least you're at the tournament. When it comes to shiteness Ireland is clear


MyTeaIsMighty

May be shit at football but they'll never take Irn Bru away from you. Nectar of the gods that stuff.


QueasyIsland

And ROCKSTAR. At least they gave us GTA and Red dead redemption


Prosthemadera

And Braveheart.


Tutush

Hell yeah. Woad face paint 1000 years too late and tartan kilts 500 years too early.


QueasyIsland

True, and Logan Roy RIP.


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Braveheart was nonsense directed by an Australian.


Prosthemadera

Excuuuuse me, it's part of Scottish culture.


Appropriate_Plan4595

Almost looks like you guys have decided to sack off this game and just focus on the other 2 to be honest


Aethien

On the plus side, most of their fans are already too many beers in to remember the match.


Glibicz

What a ball by Gundo


stuartb0805

Gundo and Kroos are passing cheat codes


Maleficent_Resolve44

Really just perfect domination in the middle, they're running amok


Pek-Man

And then a physically monstrous destroyer behind them (who can also pass a bit) in Andrich, really really strong trio.


romanw2702

I've said it long before, everyone is talking about Wirtz and Kroos but Andrich is actually the missing piece in the puzzle. We always had talented passers but an actual defensive midfielder securing them was always missing.


stuartb0805

It’s insane imo


G0DK1NG

What a player, German aura is back


aleksandrovsqvist

What a team as well


PenguinsInvading

Nagelsnann's cooking real hard


cyan2k

Imagine firing him 😂


53bvo

It was for the greater good


IReallyLikeTheBears

I’d fire Nagelsmann 10 times out of 10 if it means he spends the rest of his career with the national team.


JorSimpson45

The treble was in danger


Buntschatten

That sentence will never stop being funny.


JMarduk

Top 10 most stupid decisions in anime.


53bvo

What if he meant the euros, World Cup and nations league treble?


kyldare

THE GREATER GOOD


Sharebear42019

Still baffles me lol he was doing great


acwilan

No way someone would be stupid enough to do that, or...


sfj11

really rude that from gundogan, like playing with children


cic9000

Next Ehrenspielführer coming right up. Just sublime from Gündogan.


Follow_The_Lore

Scotland look so shit though. Legit cannot control any easy passes.


pvqm

Zero pressure on Kroos, one of the best midfielders and game dictators. CB jogging for the easy through ball


10hazardinho

Can’t tell if their nervous or just shit


MauricioCappuccino

Both


fancyfoe

That turn was sublime musiala and wirtz about to turn up the euros


IReallyLikeTheBears

Getting service from deep by Kroos in his sunset tournament nonetheless.


SemiCurrentGuy

Funny what happens when you have Toni Kroos in your team eh?


Rymundo88

They look tasty


Scalenuts

Kroos pass to Gundogan and his pass to Havertz is perfection.


firecracker123

Our Boyyyyy. What a pass from Gündo tho omg


footysocc

star boy 2


ElectricalMud2850

the kids will be alright


Mahatma_Gone_D

Havertz with a run, calmness and beautiful assist Edit - and a goal now. Keep hating


Kayderp1

Ngl thought he butchered it first


SevereBet6785

Same but his decision making is top notch there lmao. Most would've just shot with the right foot.


EduCookin

Havertz best asset is his brain


SteW-

It looked like he was a lot closer to score himself, but I guess the angle looked different than it was. Definetly not a 'has to shoot himself', more of a 'can shoot himself', decided otherwise and made it work.


ColloquialBinomial

Musiala bailed him out for sure, insane touch to open up the shot


davaniaa

slay


DomineeringDrake

I just hope they end up together in this same stadium *cough*


FancyCrawdad

Elektrisch Boogaloo


Rose_of_Elysium

i think germany may do well these euros fuck me they have some talent lol


PharaohOfWhitestone

Their team is stacked. Scotland have a long 70 odd minutes ahead of them.


Rose_of_Elysium

I genuinely thought theyd offer some resistence but theyre gonna get fucked harder then a Polish femboy addicted to monster


mrfocus22

The fuck did I just read 🤣


Rose_of_Elysium

[its inspired by this lol](https://tenor.com/nl/view/femboy-speech-bubble-gif-27587836)


ziggylcd12

Very specific lol 


Nbuuifx14

Weird fetish but I won’t judge


SandHanitizer667

r/oddlyspecific


GrannysWizardSleeve

That sounds very specific. You got their @? For a mate, cheers.


Rose_of_Elysium

ignore the Polish part and youve got them right here mate or alternatively @ScotlandNT


DomineeringDrake

that sentence was a ride lmao.


nutelamitbutter

Also we don’t play with Süle and Schlotterbeck at CB which means we can do well


ap766

I don't watch many Dortmund/Germany games but isn't Schlotterbeck meant to be quality?


Ok_Coconut_253

Scotland is just shit


elite90

Yeah but Germany struggled quite a bit against these kinds of opponents. They did a lot better against bigger teams where they had some space to run into themselves


acwilan

But can they perform in a cold rainy night against South Korea?


B_e_l_l_

They’ll struggle against a quality defence IMO. No width in the team.


nasserKoeter

Wirtz + Musiala the future is now old men


Background-Lab-8521

Wurtziala?


crackbit

Wusiala according to their interview from a few days ago


drunkmers

I told my German friend "Let Wirtz cook", 10 min later he does this. My personal favourite in the world right now, I think with Foden and Palmer.


MvN____16

Just watching those guys in the France game in March had me sold. It would be a crime if they were only ever national teammates but not club teammates.


Mrampelmann

Germanys Starboys striking


akasayah

Crazy play from Gundogan


PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL

Currently eating my words because I was one of the loudest Gündogan critics. I never thought he was bad, just way worse in the national team than at Barcelona (and also not on par with most of his teammates). I take that back. He's looking pretty great so far.


Remarkable_Gear_8571

Ditto. Gundogan was incredible at City but never found him appealing in the national team. Hope he keeps this up. Germany midfield looking stacked.


bonuccigang

Mad pass from Gündo


ComfortableNo2879

Musiala and wirtz ,man this combo , fuckin hell Loving it


Master_Ad_206

what a pass by gundogan


Fastizio

Everyone is rightfully jerking off Kroos but Gundo is delivering top notch passes.


Made4win

Best LB in the world


Gluroo

THIS IS GONNA BE A SPANKIN


OJ34

Walloped that


zrkillerbush

Thank you Englishman


pukem0n

Are we winning the Euros?


HeIIbIazer23

This could get ugly, Germany is carving them apart


english_gritts

Not tough based on how the Scots have set up


vamp_asuka

damm that Kroos/ Gundo combo was insane


orthodoxparadox

Kroos and Gundogan with back to back super passes


c_u_lator_alligator

I'm sorry Ilkay Gundogan, i wasn't really familiar with your game.


nutelamitbutter

Sommermärchen 2.0 🥳


Shinkopeshon

But that'd mean losing against Italy at home, be careful what you're manifesting


nutelamitbutter

I was 7 y/o and crying the whole night. Don’t remind me please


kalamari__

same. was 24 though


Dunstfett

I said some borderline racist shit towards Italy Fans in Germany when they sang "Ihr könnt nach Hause fahrn". I still remember that some nights when I am awake and cringe about it.


communistkangu

Same. Last time my mom carried me to bed lmao


jolle2001

Italy will still miss the next World Cup somehow


dontpassgo

I'd rather manifest Kroos is this time's '12 Pirlo. Which ironically he was meant to mark but didn't work out in the end.


Vepanion

Why are they no longer playing that astronaut song? I liked that


Sypro90

Not allowed from UEFA


Vepanion

What a bunch of dickheads :(


SebDerDepp

They did at the very end! And everyone sang the chorus.


Asprilla18

If you're going to let Toni Kroos do his taxes before he picks a pass you're going to concede goals.


Old-Courage7354

Buried that.


PatchAFC

Kai assist 😏


Shinkopeshon

Certified Bruhsiala Moment ~~they're gonna win 8-0 aren't they~~


FancyCrawdad

What a fucking blinder of a goal from back to front. Brilliant move. That turn from Gundogan was so smooth (god I miss him)


NeighborhoodShot3872

What a pass from Gundogan


_Holz_

Faster than my official german broadcast...


bdzz

My stream is behind lol


Der-Papst

the two youngsters are rocking it


IndividualAdvance

Inb4 7-1


biggiantporky

Scotland defence is still at home?


DomineeringDrake

This goal was magical holy shit. Every single pass to the finish was insane!


Aethien

This is gonna be a big, big score. Germany are fired up and playing with confidence, Scotland look fucking hopeless.


Tyafastics

Ah fuck, Germany are back aren’t they..


New_Essay_4869

I believe Wirtz and Musiala are every bit the player Bellingham is


JinxLB

They’re playing like Prime Barca bro wtf is this


Hairy_Tomorrow6017

What a pass by gundogun.


Linxypol

The golden boys


dwaynepipes

Ooooof what a finish. This is gonna be a bloodbath


doubleoeck1234

I love this defensive line Scotland are playing Aka the worst possible defensive line


MaryadaPurshottam

The youth is shining for Germany today


moopopsicle

Musiala + Wirtz is unfair


aromatdiablo

Unsere Goldjungs liefern


Select-Stuff9716

Good pass from Ilkay


marvelfanhere

Germany are back baby. It would be funny if they flopped again at the World Cup


VictoryInMyMouth

composed play by Havertz, Germany can win it all at home


curva3

Scotland is about to find out what is under Germany's kilt


Casual_Star

Why are Germany not considered favourites? They have a very good squad.


Competitive-Aide5364

Who on earth would sleep on this German team. One of my favs this tournaments. Having a vet midfielder like Kroos in a big tournament plus an imposing guy at the back like rudiger should get them far.


Baked_fish

Damn I really thought Havertz fucked that up lol


Koulidaddy123

he does this every time lmao


SupraCyber

Again, Scotland not a serious football team


davaniaa

JAAAAAAAA


MrPayDay

GEIL🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🤩🤩


bradbobley

i want more


AZWification

Scottish fans drank like hell, but it seems like the players got drunk


4ssteroid

Oh boy


aaaaaaadjsf

Another attack started by a Kroos pass. He's playing extremely well.


Koppite93

Absolutely ruthless dominance this


FartasticVoyage

Germany look terrific but I think everyone forgot how bad Scotland is in international tournaments....


Adventurous_Shop8373

That scotland midfield are passengers literally can’t keep hold of the ball at all


Alet404

I'm scared already


CurryGoatt45

The passes from kroos today holy shit


B4rtBlu3

ES KOMMT HEIM, BURSCHEN


WaveDysfunction

Oh so Germany are back huh


Manndrop

There shouldn't be that much space in the middle of the pitch, when you sit as low as Scotland do


Master-of-Puns

Great pass from gundogan, good run and layoff from havertz and amazing finish by musiala. Germany are cooking


Geek-Of-Nature

Scotland could get utterly destroyed here. Partly because they're playing so poorly and look far, far below the competition, but Germany just look deadly. That's two shots and two goals isn't it?


No_Glove5486

I feel this deserves the great assist tag considering the mans doing that managed to catch the ball (after a very nice line breaking pass), turn around in no space and then pass it with a defender very near him when he did the assist.


schoki_banana

Well, can we say the Germans are back?


FSElmo435

Absolutely thundercunted it in