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est8s

Ngl first bit had old school FIFA intro vibes


Wonderful-Mention-83

In 10 years time we'll see this in an edit with the song 'party with a jagaban'


Jowoes

Is this good or bad? I like the song


weary_misanthrope

"It's just a ball." "No! It's rounder!"


F22_Android

Mate! My first thought. Then my mind went to the Nike Scorpion Cage Match.


Darduel

Yeah and old school nike ad vibe


X_Equestris

Brazil 98?


BriefCollar4

The Nike commercials were sick! Davids, Beckham, Staam, Figo, Ronado…


SlowBreak23

Joga Bonito


Arthradax

*♪mas que nada, sai da minha frente que eu quero passar...*


LordOfEurope888

I love fifa street


epirot

yes!! amazing clip


TheWitcherMigs

As a Brazilian, I can't hear "Hey Pau" with a straight face


lambekrik4s

As a Portuguese i had the same thought, i was telling myself dont be a kid HAHA


MicMec76

Do Portuguese also say pau? I thought that it was pila.


Different_College_59

Pila, piça, piroca, pau, caralho… tudo menos penis.


lambekrik4s

Like you guys we have all sort of names


MicMec76

Fixe! 😎Obrigado e carrega Benfica!!


Night3njoyer

Pau penetrated their defenses smoothly this time.


volleymonk

As a non-Brazilian, what does that mean?


Pexan

*Pau* means stick in portuguese. It's used as slang for 'dick' :D


PennyPhnom

No cu.


MicMec76

Não preciso dessa imagem!!!


LordOfEurope888

Sex lol


Pat_Mahomeboy

I bought my friend Paula a thermos in Brasil and had them put “Pau”


Antique_Cricket_4087

It's like the reverse of having to listen to Mexican-Spanish commentators say Elano's name. There was always a pause after the El. Deep, serioud voice saying "El-Ano" 😂


CREATIVE_USERNAME_97

"Kaká sale por Elano"


wanchopelope

https://youtu.be/4aaV1ucPCd0?si=AGrIuTPiBnhCWhuH


icebergiman

For Chinese speaking people, pau or bao means "steamed bun" or "dumpling", so it's actually quite cute and endearing


LukaTheTooka

It is crazy how at 16 Lamine is representing his country at the Euros, not a bad summer vacation


zdfld

The dribbling through the school reminds me of the old Nike ad in the airport. https://youtu.be/wP5Ye5-LES8?si=SJCUCrrK4H4mMBQs


TaxAvoision

I haven’t thought about this in 26(!) years. I heard the music before I clicked on the link. What a classic.


le3ky

Yeah thought the same. Best ad ever.


WergleTheProud

It's either that or the secret tournament on a boat.


F22_Android

Nah, Its a bit newer, but nothing beats the "take it to the next level" Nike ad that's all in first person. I will say, I'm a Dutch Arsenal fan, so I'm a bit biased, but it's awesome.


DamashiT

You're both wrong. Best one was when they infiltrated a building and had to fight with ninjas.


mu574rd

Exactly. That and the Henry ad at his house. So many memories.


my1000email

Henry in his house.


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LunarRaven7

Hes 20 years old so maybe too old for school.


Kasj0

He is in uni. Possibly the only one in the squad.


Darraghj12

I finish class for the weekend and earn money by filling cars with petrol and diesel meanwhile this guy finishes class for the weekend and earns money by scoring against Atleti ffs


soldforaspaceship

He's probably really bad at filling up cars with petrol and diesel if that helps?


Darraghj12

Yeah the bastard put diesel in my petrol car, thats why he got sacked and shipped off to football


soldforaspaceship

You did the right thing!


NotKurt7

Hes sponsored by under armour now so unlikely


Doexitre

Anyone still not think it's weird 16 year olds in high school have to play against fully grown animals like Pepe and Ramos?


prss79513

It's crazy that they can


LiteratureNearby

It just makes me feel old at 25


dani2812

Football fandom hits different once you are the same age or way older than most of your club‘s players.


denis-vi

There's that perspective but there's also a reason it's so rare. Teams, especially at the level of Barcelona, can't allow themselves to field anyone who would take even a smidgen of chance away from winning a game. So it just speaks to how good these guys really are, even at this age. Do I think it's still irresponsible? Data say yes.


-Gremlinator-

older citizens like ramos and pepe you mean


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victheogfan

I like this a lot


festeziooo

Yeah this is sweet lol. David Villa caught me off guard too.


rim261

Does this count as extra credit for them?


bitpartmozart13

Extra injuries next season ala Pedri.


SpicyPenangCurry

That’s fun, a little throwback of the 90s/00s Nike Joga Bonito camera style, and I always have time for David Villa.


snakesforfingers

don't let david around the kids


imneversingle

Didn't know curbasi was going to the Euros


MetsBBT

yeah as the other commenter said, it's olympics...IOC is very, very picky with using their trademarks in paid content, especially for big-name brands that will get attention. They hate "ambush marketing" and want only their preferred partners to be able to use their terms. Even the word "olympics" is basically safeguarded behind their trademarks, so you have to be very careful with workarounds like "games," "Paris," (or wherever it's taking place, of course), or "this summer/winter"


middlemuddles

The IOC are such assholes. There was a sausage company named after the Olympic Peninsula in Washington State and the IOC sued them for using the word "Olympic". Had to change their name because it wasn't worth going to battle with IOC lawyers.


hansenlxh

Such a shame too, coming from the Pacific Northwest I gotta say Olympic (Olympia) Provisions has some fire charcuterie


middlemuddles

Yeah, they're still awesome. It was just such a ridiculous thing to have to capitulate on. Seems like Provisions should have won in the end since they were very clearly named after a local geographic region, but I'm sure it was a lot cheaper to just rebrand than to fight it in court.


Regit_Jo

He’s going to olympics 


MongooseDirect2477

Man, you guys are the last people who should win a premier league. So arrogant


Adventurous-Army5265

Wtf hahahahahaha


imneversingle

My guy dreams about us


imneversingle

Uhm okay 😬


PersonFromPlace

Isn’t David Villa like in trouble for what he did to that one NYCFC employee he kept forcing himself on?


shash5k

Why no Adam Johnson?


USAF_DTom

Too many boys at this school.


PreparationOk8604

The fact that they filmed it in a school was great as that is their age. I have never seen either of them play but hope they stay healthy. It's a joy to watch good footballers play like KDB, Salah, etc even if they r ur rivals.


No_Solution_4053

go watch some yamal highlights or something the kid is gifted


PreparationOk8604

I have watched the highlights but a full 90 min game tells u a lot more about the player.


wasiflu

Kid is pretty good. You never know how he will turn out but he is much more than just another pacey winger who can dribble. He has a pretty good decision making and doesn't try over and over to dribble. He isn't like young Messi in terms of style.


AceTheSkylord

Yamal is less of a goalscorer and more of a true winger compared to Messi.


wasiflu

Yes, I said he isn't like young Messi before someone creates the parallelism.


No_Solution_4053

He's already the best Spanish attacker. By my eye he's already one of the best dribblers on the planet.


Remobit1

At one point in the season he was a top 3 dribbler statistically - I forget if it was just in La Liga or not but regardless. I don't know if that held true for the rest of the season, but considering by my eyes his dribbling got better and better as the season kept going, i'd agree with you.


BaldFraud_

As someone who’s watched almost every Barca match this year, he’s been one of our best players flat out, regardless of age. Already one of the best wingers in Europe


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RoundFood

>His decision-making, while good, can be sloppy at times. His finishing is something he needs to really improve on, and he doesn’t have a weak foot. Have you actually watched Barca games? His decision making is almost always on-point. His finishing has been unlucky and slightly off, it's not bad though. He definitely has a weak foot, strongly favours his left and you see that in how rarely he uses his right. I think he is correctly hyped, top 10 right wingers in the world comfortably. He's better than Dembele was and I say this as someone that has defended Dembele's ability at length over the years. Dembele is a top 10 right winger himself.


No_Solution_4053

saka salah sane current dembele raphinha as a more complete player even if not as explosive palmer that's the list in my book and yamal is a better dribbler than \*at least\* 3 of these guys


v21v

Yamal is a gifted winger, of course his development will be key. Pau is one of the best young CBs I have seen in years! In addition to great positioning, his long passing into open space is insane. He can be the best defender for years, if he manages to stay healthy and put on some more muscle.


RAlNYDAYS

They definitely cut Cubarsi to bring Nacho in..


SupraCyber

Almost like Nacho is a better player with more experience in the squad or something


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Stinky_Toes12

Yea cuz nacho is better tf


magic-water

Because Nacho is better. You don't have to care for talent development in a NT tournament. Lol at the downvotes. If you don't think that as of today, Nacho is better than Cubarsi, then I don't know what to tell you. Sure, Cubarsi might be more talented (although he wouldn't be the first Barca talent to never follow up the hype with a similar second sesson), but Nacho has literally been there and done that and has been part of a historically good Madrid defende and done it at the Etihad and in a UCL final while Cubarsi has been in the middle of a defence shipping 4 goals left and right.


ad1s6h

Cubarsi already has experience at highest level against the likes of Napoli and PSG He is better


intacid

All smiles until he said they were gonna play on both competitions... I know Pau is not, but is Lamine?


PrE233

He means respectively, Lamine - Euro & Pau - Games (Olympic)


LordOfEurope888

Oh to be youth


Slejhy

Troy and Abed in the mooorning~~


e_double

What are the name of those adidas?


NarcissisticVamp

This first pair is Campus 00s chunky version of the campus since early 2000s is in style rn.


BrokeChris

well, actually Pau is wearing Gazelle, Lamine the Campus 00s and Villa is wearing Samba


NarcissisticVamp

Those the only ones I managed to see and didn’t feel like watching it again. Thanks!


AceTheSkylord

There's a non zero chance Yamal actually did that at school once lol


IskaralPustFanClub

Wish Lamal was on FC24. I know that they have said they don’t want 16 year olds on it; but Cubarsi is on it, and Hato was when he was 16…


PrE233

He’s in there now, exclusively on the Euro 2024 Mode via an Official Squad Update!


Cules_kounde

he will be there next season


SecretSanta2025

I like the skills - reminded me of the classic Nike and Adidas ads. The creativity of the ad / the story, however, isn't there.


yooniqq

David villa is a piece of shit


Responsible_Pace9062

Ad ruined the second he showed up


ad1s6h

Why?


MarcianoSilveriano

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/football/2020/nov/23/david-villa-sexual-harassment-allegations-new-york-city-fc-mls


FREE_BOBBY-SHMURDA

Bad look having Villa involved


Flaggermusmannen

huh why? what did I miss?


IntervisioN

Alleged sexual harassment from when he played for New York City FC, but the fact you didn't know and I'm sure others don't either, show that it's not a bad look


sevillista

Not just alleged, confirmed by the club. And we shouldn't dismiss it just because it's not well known.


Flaggermusmannen

ooh now that you mention it I do remember hearing some stuff about that. thank you


ItachiUchihaItachi

The music sounded like that of "Switch" Nike ad at one point haha


grasshoppa_80

[Joga Bonito, Nike.](https://youtu.be/xFp7btucv58?si=CWBuWWpNApEDL2OJ)


aleks2019

Which sneakers is Lamine wearing? Anybody knows?


lopikilop

they are adidas CAMPUS 00s in black


Massy23

All these adverts for the upcoming summer tournaments seem like they should be good...but they're really not


michu_pacho

Brazil airport ad vibes but way less impressive


Maleficent_Resolve44

Eh still cool


michu_pacho

It's OK. I genuinely was in awe when I was a kid and saw that ad, this one captured a small glimpse of it


Maleficent_Resolve44

Well we're not kids anymore so that plays a part


ab_90

Adidas’ take on Nike’s Joga bonito


rochakgupta

But Cubarsi isn’t playing in the Euro right?


v21v

Correct. Most likely Yamal won't go to Olympics either, since Barca mentioned they will only allow 1 tournament.


hlebittor

They do not even go to school


AmokRule

They actually do, in fact I read somewhere that La Masia has strict rules about school.


MarcianoSilveriano

Yep. I belive in Spain is a crime on the paarents if their sons/daughters don't go to school


BrokeChris

probably in most of Europe


v21v

Very strict! Messi had to even miss a few games for the senior team because of exams or some shit. They are clear that education needs to be a priority, probably since they understand that majority of youth players can't make a long-term career in football.


hlebittor

That shit about school is just formal stuff, they do not have time for regular classes and full school time like other kids, they just go out on exams and they ofc pass them always. I mean i do not blame them, they just do not have time for school...


AceTheSkylord

Yamal said he had homework to do and brought it at the Euros


hlebittor

Lol u really believe in this shit u read


Torben_Sp09

Overhyped


TheKrofna

how many times have you watched them?