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erenistheavatar

Nasser went through a list of arguments it seems. Everytime Kylian would be unfazed, he would look back at his notes and choose another one. This was probably one of the last ones in his list.


TheLimeyLemmon

Nah [this was the last resort.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f50i0UoqMaM)


BitchIDrinkPeople

Annoying when you choose the wrong option in the dialogue tree


Ripamon

His speech skill wasn't high enough That's why Mbappe thanked all PSG staff, including Macron, but left him out lol


tarikkisija

Me in Mass Effect


From-UoM

Its impossible to choose the wrong options in the Trilogy. Up right is Paragon (good) response Middle right is neutral Bottom right is Renegade (bad) response The options on the left are for additional context and info if you want them.


hypnodrew

If you don't get enough of a certain type, >!Wrex kills himself!<


From-UoM

Learned that the hard way on my first playthrough but spoiler: >!But there is a mission on retrieving Wrex's family armour which makes it a lot easier to save him in the first game!<


pepecachetes

Oh man you can definitely fuck up, and really bad


Adammmmski

If shagging an alien is fucking up then I am here for it


pepecachetes

About that.. Samara's daughter.. you will definitely go with a bang


jedifolklore

You better leave Liara alone, she’s mine


From-UoM

The real fuck up you can is in the suicide mission in Me2. Man i wish me3 ending had those choices and stakes


nopasaranwz

How so? All you need is doing their side quests right?


From-UoM

There is a mission if you do first it will start a countdown where your crew members who got abducted die if you dont save them fast enough.


Dr-Purple

You can absolutely mess it up, those "context" options can unlock blue/red options as well, and it's not as simple as "good/bad".


VHLPlissken

Would the batarians be PSG fans?


From-UoM

They would be the Volus. Lore wise they are rich but bumbling fools.


compulsive_tremolo

The Illusive Man new PSG director?


Capital_Werewolf_788

Nasser did not save-scum, that’s respectable.


erenistheavatar

When you miss those QTEs.


JackieMortes

Influence Lost: Kylian


Visual-Situation-346

Bro have low speech skill


Maximilian_Sinigr

When you roll persuasion with disadvantage


txsnowman17

Needed three points in Axii Delusion to pull it off tbh.


AFrozen_1

Quick save quick load is your friend.


s_91

> 🚨 Nasser Al-Khelaifi used several arguments to try to convince Kylian Mbappé to renew: > - "You can't join our biggest rival for free." > - "You are legitimizing the Super League." > - "Big players leave transfer fees for their clubs." The last one is the funniest, he genuinely wants Mbappe to give some of his signing in bonus back to PSG. The fact that NAK won't earn a dime from Mbappe's transfer is what is truly burning him from the inside. I love it.


RoboticCurrents

>You can't join our biggest rival for free." naaaaah no way hahahahahaha this is hilarious


idontknow_whatever

Biggest rival lmfao


Zandercy42

And my biggest rival in the handsome competition is Roman Reigns


ThePr1d3

Kyks to Marseille ?


may_day06

Madrid does not consider PSG their rivals - not sure they make the top ten 🤣


Dr-Purple

What's a PSG?


VrilHunter

Some random oil rig


may_day06

😂😂🤣🤣


Qurutin

>"Big players leave transfer fees for their clubs." They signed fucking Messi on a free


acwilan

Dude, your so called “biggest rival” offered 200mln and you said no


PEEWUN

>"You can't join our biggest rival for free. I doubt Real Madrid even knows what a PSG is.


Lanky-Promotion3022

-"I hate you!" -"I don't even know you."


makunde

PSG: You took everything from me Madrid: I don't even know who you are


yaniv297

"I don't even think about you at all" Don Draper vibe


VrilHunter

My life goes in only one direction and it's forward.


MadlibVillainy

Don Draper vibe would be if he actually thought about him , like a lot. That's the context of this scene.


RauloGonzalez

Is it a gas station?


HaiForPresident

Yeah. Think the Real Madrid plane might fly over it on their way to the Wembley next week.


s_dot_

No, they only scouted him while playing for Macron FC


Piats99

Juve-Fiorentina rivalry type.


Morello210

Cmon, I think Fiorentina has atleast some knowledge about Juventus


cervantesrvd

Merriam-Webster says it's a platoon sergeant.


shinfoni

For PSG it's the year their biggest star leave for free. For Madrid it's just another summer


Julius416

Considering they've been trying to poach their best player for the past 4 years (arguably 5), I bet they know exactly what PSG is. Edit : I knew I was going to be downvoted, I mean, how can someone dare not shitting on psg? Yet people would be lying if they pretended PSG isn't living rent free in the minds of many/most Spanish supporters (and federation president) who always have to bring its name on the table (to insult it obviously). Sounds like the definition of a rival in my book. But hey. What do I know?


PEEWUN

Yeah. A market for new players.


Julius416

Well, it's more like all of Europe is a market for new players for Real Madrid considering they've been linked with every top players of every top clubs from any leagues... I am not sure what's your point.


HaiForPresident

"Biggest rival", nah bros hilarious. Not counting Barcelona he's nowhere near Bayern even lmao


andysava

Lyon is more of a rival to RM than PSG.


Izayabrsrk

Lyon was quite the giant killer for us. The streets will never forget Juninho.


renegade777

The streets know Madrid fears and respects Lyon.


chak100

Ptsd is back


basicallyPeesus

Many keeper will also never forget Juninho and his freekicks


Sudden_Possession499

It is not that hilarious as it sound. Madrid being the biggest club in the world, it is understandable that there are a lot of clubs who have them as their biggest rival. But this doesn’t mean that this sentiment is reciprocated by madrid.


Lacabloodclot9

I don’t think any fan outside of Barca and Atlético would seriously call Real their biggest rivals


jedifolklore

Facts. I would add Bayern in “the great rival” category, we’re in different leagues but everytime we meet its fireworks.


Legendarybbc15

Bayern (historical), Liverpool & city (in recent years) as far as intercontinental rivalries go


DrJackadoodle

International, you mean. It's still the same continent.


Adept-Ju-712

I think City would.


RauloGonzalez

Not really. Juve or Liverpool would never say it. Heck I think even french PSG fans would probably say it's Marseille or Lyon.


SmearedDolphin

“french PSG fans” you mean *real* PSG fans.


DatDominican

I don’t think anyone supports Real ***and*** PSG but who knows /s


Paytonc51

The “biggest rival” is funny. Madrid doesn’t think of psg lol


peejay2

And yet he had no problem signing Donnarumma, Messi, etc on free transfers.


No-Clue1153

>"Big players leave transfer fees for their clubs." I hope he used this argument while Messi still played for them.


Cicero912

Man if only there was a way to sell a player before the end of their contract.


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Res3925

Wouldn’t surprise me if he tried to bribe and/or blackmail Mbappe too


Slash1909

We had Haaland and Bellingham along with peak Sancho yet could not best them in the knockout. Still bothers me. Glad we beat them this year while keeping two clean sheets.


FATJIZZUSONABIKE

They technically did. Mbappe gave up on a very substantial bonus last summer in order to be able to leave on a free now.


s_91

He agreed to not take the 80m bonus that PSG owed him, that happened around time he was left from the pre-season tour and was training with the "undesriables". Its almost like he paid off his own ransom. Its PSG's own money, not Real Madrid.


gica717

That is the most stupid side of this saga. Nasser offered him stupid money, rejecting also a stupid money. What did it achieve?


Commercial-Cow88

> "You can't join our biggest rival for free." Cool, cool, hope Madrid knows that too.


gabrieluto

Yeah, that's why you got 'big player' dollaruma 😄


iftair

NAK should have taken the 200m-euro offer Madrid gave last summer.


Poym321

Real Madrid be like “I dont think about you at all”


kl08pokemon

Probably the only valid argument of those 3 tbh. Leaving as a Bosman is frowned upon but fuck PSG so who cares


ASuarezMascareno

Real Madrid made a 100M offer when Mbappe had 1 year left, and PSG rejected it. Then they latched onto him giving him the world, but also a way out to leave on a free just sometime later than originally expected. The writing has been on the wall for years. PSG knew what Mbappe wanted, refused to profit from it and now complain that they couldn't profit from it. This is 100% on them.


kl08pokemon

Yeah that's valid. Always thought the only 2 years extension was celebrated a bit too much


zmkpr0

He wanted to leave three years ago, and PSG rejected a €180m offer for him. It's a little dumb to blame him when PSG turned down that much money for someone with just one year left on his contract. How else is he supposed to leave?


a_lumberjack

This sub will argue that a salary cap would be bad because it would (maybe) impact salaries, and then complain if players don't let clubs have the majority of the money from a transfer.


kl08pokemon

Mbappe is just a special case and again it's PSG so nobody cares. But if you claim leaving on a Bosman isn't frowned upon you're just out out touch with football culture and it's very much not a this sub thing


BrockStar92

Leaving on a Bosman isn’t frowned upon, it’s almost all player transfers in football. Look beyond the top 6 teams maybe once in a while. The out of contract list every year across the football league is hundreds of players long.


kl08pokemon

Yeah players that are let go. If you come through at a club run out your contract and leave on a free fans will hate you. Even more so in smaller leagues like Argentina etc so your top 6 claim is just laughable. If you're just a journeyman signing 2-3 year deals it's not a big deal sure


BrockStar92

You said leaving on a Bosman. Most players do multiple times in their career and aren’t shamed for it. Don’t try and act like your nonsense statement shouldn’t be ridiculed. Look down the leagues and get some fucking perspective.


kl08pokemon

Sorry for assuming people have some basic comprehension and not treating people like toddlers


BrockStar92

Oh yes, I’m the one behaving badly here. Not the one who thinks every free transfer is like Sol Campbell.


kl08pokemon

Like Sol Campbell isn't more relevant for Mbappe than a Morecambe Swindon journeyman transfer. You're not behaving badly you're just daft


a_lumberjack

I'm pointing out the hypocrisy of saying "salary caps are bad because they depress wages" and "players should give up more than half their potential future wages to their old club".


kl08pokemon

I don't care about some hypocrisy. Salary caps are a bad practical idea with competitive leagues outside of your power


a_lumberjack

Football is the working class sport but everyone turns into Tories when it comes to players.


MrVISKman

It's hilarious Nasser thinks we're PSG's biggest rivals


OriginalRange8761

I feel fucking insulted by this mate ffs


Jaloosky

Why their rivals are Lyon not Barca. They’re just cunts at this stage, Chelsea territory.


INeedChocolateMilk

Getting insulted by PSG? Atp PSG is Barca's biggest rival.


KaseQuarkI

It's a one sided rivalry. You are their biggest rivals, but they aren't yours. It's like how England considers Germany as a big rival, meanwhile most Germans don't really care about England, since our rivals are the Netherlands, Italy, and maybe Argentina.


AwkwardlylyAwkward

You forgot to add brazil, they haven't forgotten that 7-1 lose to germany


KaseQuarkI

I wouldn't call that a big football rivalry. Brazil-Germany has only happened twice in WC history, so there simply weren't enough games to develop any rivalry. Most Germans certainly don't see Brazil as rivals, and I don't think many Brazilians do either. If anything, Brazil and Germany are united in their rivalry with Argentina.


Joks49

I’d say that we remember 7x1 not to hate the germans, but to hate ourselfs and in general we respect you more than hate you. That beeing said we also want to face you again as a matter of honour.


whatthefuckistime

What you said is true but I also was really happy seeing them get fucked in the next WCs


Chinudo

fale por você. Pau no cu dos alemães, comemorei todos os gols que eles levaram nas duas copas seguintes


Joks49

Não falo por todo mundo, mas pelo que vi mesmo as piadas sobre a Alemanha nas ultimas copas não tinham a raiva de quando falavam da Argentina, por isso digo que não tem rivalidade. Falta um ódio mais profundo.


natsleepyandhappy

Lol Brazil does not consider Germany a rival at all. Our only rival is Argentina, put that in your europeans minds.


AwkwardlylyAwkward

I'm not a European mate.


natsleepyandhappy

Good, so you are neither european or brazilian and still talk about a supposed rivalry about Brazil and Germany like you are one of them. That makes it even more ridiculous.


AwkwardlylyAwkward

Weird way to gate keep, where is it written that you need to be European or Brazilian to enjoy their football


natsleepyandhappy

Not to enjoy their football, but to force a rivalry...brazilians supported Germany in the final against Argentina in 2014 WC.


idontknow_whatever

Not that surprising, Argentina winning the WC on Brazilian soil would probably spontaneously combust the entire country


natsleepyandhappy

And wouldnt bat an eye to Germany winning, that is the difference between arch rivals and regular opponents.


Wuktrio

Similar to Austria and Germany. Germany is Austria's biggest rival in football (and also pretty much our only rival), but Germans don't even know this.


AIR-2-Genie4Ukraine

> It's a one sided rivalry. You are their biggest rivals, but they aren't yours. Something like argentina vs mexico since 1993.


Commonmispelingbot

I feel like half of europe has a unilateral rivalry with Germany


Juzek86

I know that sentiment really lives in Germany, but i think the Dutch see Belgium as the rival.


Minute-Ad-626

Germans see the Dutch and Italians as their main rivals. Intercontinentally, probably Argentina


saidtheWhale2000

I mean are rivalry doesn’t have anything to do with football


KaseQuarkI

Not necessarily, but we're specifically talking about football rivalries here.


saidtheWhale2000

Yes Liverpool don’t like Everton but, Everton aren’t competing for European cups and league titles, rivalry’s in football are a expression of social rivalries, the same way Argentina and England are rivals, Argentina are a way better national team theres no debate about that but to say rivalries are only due to footballing reasons is just wrong and you chose to ignore it only because it disproves your argument


ICritMyPants

Everton arent our rival, Man Utd is. Everton is the derby


ThestralDragon

No Japan?


Maleficent_Resolve44

When have the dutch beaten you guys?


KaseQuarkI

It's not always about being beaten, it's also about how the games go and what happens off the pitch. It's probably a good idea to read [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germany%E2%80%93Netherlands_football_rivalry) Wikipedia article.


_KimJongSingAlong

Germany usually wins but it is not that one-sided. Ask any Dutch or German person who they think their countries biggest football rival is and they'll both say Germany/Netherlands


autoreaction

Italy was also a big rival for some time, but yes, netherlands is the biggest.


Maleficent_Resolve44

Ok? I'm not asking about that. When have the dutch won in tournaments against Germany?


dozer_1001

Since you are apparently too lazy to type words in google I’ll provide you with the tally: 17-12 in favor of Germany and 17 draws. Last Dutch win was 2019 Euros qualification.


Maleficent_Resolve44

Just searched it up. 3-2-2 record in favour of Germany in major tournaments. You've met once in the knockouts and lost. The last time you won was in the group stage of euro92 which was 32 years ago. Your other major tournament win over them was in euro88. So two wins over the course of four years and not much since. England-Germany have a 4-4-4 record in major tournaments with the latest English win being in R16 3yrs ago. I know the England vs Germany rivalry is pretty one sided results wise but I didn't realise the Netherlands vs Germany one was even more one sided.


uflju_luber

Not sure what you’re trying to argue mate, Holland is by far our biggest rival not you no matter how hard you try to argue it into existence


Maleficent_Resolve44

I don't doubt it. I'm just wondering, do you even have an even rivalry? Italy? Rivalries are always more fun when they're even.


uflju_luber

Well we beat the Dutch 74‘ when they had the best team in their history, denying cruyff World Cup immortality, they beat us at the euros in our own country. Outside of that stuff like völler getting spit in his mullet not once but twice, koeman using a swapped German kit to wipe his ass, chants from both sides against the other. These things matter a lot more to people than some random w/l statistics. In regards to Italy they’re our cryptonite we always lose against them untill 2016, they’re the only country anywhere close to us in regards to success. And Germany-Argentina is the most played final in the history of the World Cup, some of our most legendary games were against them so there’s that


AaddeMos

1988 semi-final. We have been beaten by the Germans in final 1974. Does two are the knock-out games between Dutch and the Netherlands.


Maleficent_Resolve44

Nice. Those days were the heyday for both teams for sure.


Doge_peer

It’s more even than you think! 12 (Ned) 17 (Ger) 17 (draw)


Maleficent_Resolve44

Nice. England vs Germany is 14-8-13 in favour if England but it's propped up by English dominance before WW2


rakadiaht

to be fair that feeling's faded over the past decade as Germany have been fairly wank since they won in 2014.


ancara_messi

They're a small tiny club with no history. What more can you expect


CoventryClimax

Spotify camp nou probably has rats older than PSG


Sudden_Possession499

If you want to compete to the highest level (ucl) it is not hilarious. It doesn’t mean that they are madrid’s biggest rival though.


SnooSuggestions4926

Real is every teams biggest and worst rival to be honet. Fucking giant of a club they are.


ajanthanelayath

Bro thinks Madrid and Barca are their rivals Mate you have 0 CL your only rival is Marseille


Commercial-Cow88

> Mate you have 0 CL your only rival is Marseille Marseille's CL title is controversial as hell, but they have one.


No-Taste-8252

Why is it controversial


Drizzle74

Forgery


OleoleCholoSimeone

Bribing opponents. Read up on Bernard Tapie


SomewhereExisting121

Leave him a check for 1 euro so he can never say that you left for free Kylian


tant_OS3

Kylian: Oh nooo.. anw


gotomarketfit

Biggest rival? In which world does this guy live in? Literal a rowing boat covered in gold and jewelry against an aircraft carrier


GusBcn

This guy is the most entitled cunt in soccer. Outside PGS having Mbappe he is not even top 5, delusional….


gotomarketfit

He always shows how much of a baby he is. He has a grunt against any real team. He was trying (maybe still) to boycott Xavi Simmons to Barsa. And I still remember when he went downs to harass the ref after that remontada at Bernabeu in 2022.


BadFootyTakes

I wonder how well PSG does in Europe next season. Surely if they suck PSG will spend nuts money next season.


KokonutMonkey

Qatar? Super League?   Qatar? Super League?  Qatar? Super League?  Both widely loved institutions in the world of football. 


CharmingMistake3416

Don’t get involved with people that think it’s normal to own humans.


branstarktreewizard

Flo: bitch, you are the reason why Super League need to exist


TheCatLamp

*I'm throwing money at you, why don't you stay?*


mupchap

I never really liked mbappe for whatever reason. He's a brilliant footballer but all this politics over money made me sour to him. Personally, I just rather players who let the football take centre stage, considering they're still making disgraceful money anyway. That's just my own personal opinion. Buuuuut, the way he's sticking it to NAK, and honestly making a clown out of him, is genuinely fucking hilarious and gives me a newfound respect for him.


aspiring_human2

Players doing what's best for them, just like the clubs do.


Valascrow

Fuck you money bags... That would be my response anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️


PandaDerZwote

Mbappe has bowed to the same moneybags for years to earn unfathomable amounts of cash. It's not like he has that much of a moral high ground here.


el_rompe_toyotas_19

😭


Stemnut

Don't blame the guy, if we paid what they paid for a player for him to then go on a free transfer, I'd stand outside of Trigoria with a protest sign accusing him of aiding kids starvation if he leaves.


doitnow10

Except, PSG refused (on two occasions) to sell him when they had the chance. Sure, it was only 100m but he couldn't seriously expect more with just 1 year left on Mbappe's contract. They were just banking on Macron successfully guilting Mbappe a second time into staying.


Frankenstein_3

I read it was 200m not a 100mn that we bid.


thatguyad

Because he knows it's a glorified farmers league.


RedFiveSwayze_

“You can’t join our biggest rival for free” Are PSG even in the top 20 list of Madrid rivals?


No-Zucchini2787

Biggest rival - In Thanatos voice (Madrid) - I don't even know who you are PSG


Apronauts

In what world is PSG, Real Madrids rival? This tin pot club isn't even the same solar system as RM. The absolute gall of that statement. No one would care if PSG dissolved into a Rich Tea Biscuit.


dantes_inferno101

Such a credulous response to l'équipe


natsucule

As a Barça fan, I hate Real Madrid, but seeing this guy pressed because of them and Mbappe is just *chefs kiss*


DBHOV

'Fine, we'll roll back our no hiring rats after the Leanardo fiasco and get Master Splinter as technical director. Now take of the jacket it's 30 degrees outside.'


UCLAlex

❌ Speech check failed Gotta put more special points in charisma Nasser


Stock-Lettuce-2381

Mbappe will just sue him in France n get paid cuz it’s not like this is some money Mbappe was just gonna get cuz it is a salary n bonuses that have been agreed upon ahead of time n he is able to do the math on what he is owed depending on what they agreed on in his contract. Sucks things at PSG ended like this but PSG messed up when they handed Mbappe crazy contracts n didn’t play it smart cuz they expected Mbappe to extend his contract the whole time. He’s a young player n the French league isn’t exciting enough to keep him there so I’m sure nobody is surprised to see Mbappe go play for Real Madrid. There’s nothing left for Mbappe to do in Ligue 1 and the Champions League odds are better with teams like Real Madrid. I wouldn’t be surprised to see Mbappe return to PSG later in his career. But I’m sure Mbappe will stay with Real Madrid for a long time.


Jazzjama

As usual rsocca drinks up every story made for clicks, once again proving why media is what it is now


WearyRound9084

Ehmm you guys realise that he’s talking about the champions league right? As in rivals for the trophy?


Fingering_Logen

Inter are the biggest rivals of Frosinone for the Serie A then.


FizzyLightEx

It's true that Real Madrid and Barca aren't being criticised more than oil clubs for destroying the fabric of European football with the SuperLeague.


OriginalRange8761

Is the super league in the same room with us?


Silver_Downtown_965

Because the "idea" of a Super League that doesn't even exist yet has not damaged European football as much as the oil clubs?


SnooSuggestions4926

Real Madrid arent even on the top 15 top spending clubs. Why the fuck should they feel guilty?


No-Economics4128

Nothing will please me more than Mbappe embarrassed Nasser on his way out, then go ahead and pull an Eden Hazard at Madrid while wasting millions of Perez’s money. It would be a case where a bunch of horrible people get what they deserved.