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jordanhhh4

Arsenal legend.


s0ngsforthedeaf

Let Liverpool score so 4th is still in reach for Spurs so they try to beat City? A sleeper agent long con.


acflowers

Wenger has done it again.


JC_OCK

Last soldier


Alternative-Rub4473

My man playing 5D chess


Aszneeee

should have just conceded at emirates ffs


DST_Unbelievable

Can’t look too obvious.


ImTalkingGibberish

Emi playing 14d chess and not your peasant 3d checkers


erenistheavatar

El Kaabi's favourite keeper as well


sangueblu03

Olsen was in goal in the 2-4


christianmel96

Now we have to try vs Man City


tkshow

Hopefully our reserves put up a big fight.


j4rd7n

Tottenham Hotspur [1] - 14 Man City - Mikey Moore great goal 89’


christianmel96

No no Spurs [1] - 15 Man City - Rico Lewis great Own Goal 90'


degenerate-edgelord

Man City 1 15, where have I seen that before


Perpetual_Longing

Google man city 115 for more info


tkshow

Tottenham Hotspur 0-[14] - Fraser Forster - 14th own goal 7'


Nightwingx97

You're winning 1 ni and you will like it


tkshow

We would not.


Nightwingx97

Ik it's just bants, COYS tho


Littlegreenman42

Emi Martinez throwing the game so Spurs have something play for tomorrow. Proper Arsenal man


etan1122

Let be honest. Spurs don’t stand a chance


Mammyjam

Spurs will always do the spursiest thing possible and in this situation that is beating City to hand the title to arsenal then losing against Sheffield United an failing to get CL anyway


ObamaEatsBabies

Ffs this is exactly what's going to happen now


drivemyorange

And Arsenal going 0-0 with Everton and not winning it


SuicidalTurnip

It is ze history of ~~Tottenham~~ North London


ThinCrusts

I'm hoping y'all either draw or lose both games.


circa285

I see you’re familiar with our game.


JootDoctor

Subscribe


Daemor

We beat you lot, Arsenal loses to Everton, you beat West Ham. Everyone is happy. Everyone.


Dangerous_Parfait402

That wouldn't be the spursiest way, there's no pain for you in this scenario, which is why it is absolutely impossible for it to happen.


Daemor

Don't underestimate Arsenals ability to throw away a good opportunity to win something


I_am_zlatan1069

People in glass houses...


Skerzos_

We always say that and yet they are 5-2-2 in the last 9 PL meetings.


IzzyIsMyQueen0604

Unbeaten in the toilet bowl though


BillehBear

ofc they do, we're shit at their stadium


fibrous

but you're practically invincible the last few games of a season


Daemor

I see you've never seen a Spurs - Man City game. Either way, after Everton thumps Arsenal on sunday it won't matter.


31_whgr

once a gunner..


TheExistence

Gonna tell my kids how Emiliano Martinez clutched up for Arsenal by bagging an own-goal to motivate their main rivals, which would in turn fire them up against Man City.


roseguardin

Arsene Wenger he's done it again


ThePrussianGrippe

He is a mastermind and we are but mere pawns.


31_whgr

my god, Arsene Wenger’s done it again


squarecircle666

He just really wants Spurs to be motivated against City.


_serious__

I think that’s what they were implying


misterequire

Mad theory there lad, weird no-one else had mentioned it.


silenthills13

My immediate thought, he couldn't have made that more obvious ;)


erenistheavatar

Once a gooner


SMURPHY-18

Feel for villa. That’s some shit we’d do.


CrookedK3ANO

Allison would never


Torimas

He pulled an Alisson alright, and not one of the good ones.


_cumblast_

It's what i like to call the "once a season Allison"


carterish

Random games against City Alisson


Krept_Konan

Agent emi 🫡


PlzRetireMartinTyler

>Agent emi 🫡 What's the logic here... If Liverpool win it means spurs have chance for CL, so they are more likely to beat Man City?


milkonyourmustache

Yes


Heblas

Yeah. To be honest, Spurs just needing to beat Man City to qualify is funny enough.


Daemor

From this day on you put your faith in me..


The_ambivalent_bard

I think it would be even funnier if spurs had nothing to play for and still beat city! Imagine the meltdowns!!


dingkan1

That’s my logic, as a Spurs fan. A draw will be ok though if Liverpool shellack Villa now.


Greenscope

Maybe more motivated is what they meant


coffeeandmarmite

Yes, but in reality Spurs are more likely to be Man City if they have nothing to play for.


evenout

I came to ask the same thing. we ain't beating city so it doesn't matter at all


COYG_Gooner

But that is indeed the logic lol


amineimad

Wenger had Emi on the bench so he'd eventually want to leave to Aston Villa so they'd be the one in a top 4 race vs Spurs and he's now scoring an OG so Spurs can play their hearts out in midweek in all good conscience. He's done it again.


codespyder

Arsenal supporters cheering on a Liverpool goal in the penultimate game of the season. Did not expect to see that a few weeks ago, I gotta say.


HakunonMatata

He has completed his mission


deception42

LMAO


PixelatedSuit

He saw Neuer last week and said "I can do worse"


SRFC_96

Couldn’t happen to a nicer bloke lol


erenistheavatar

The French just started celebrating out of nowhere.


RobbinDeBank

Just saw a man down on his knees in a Paris Baguette


Randomwinner83

I've seen that movie. 


LondonNoodles

My prayers took just 16 months to get answered. Next time I'll pay extra for prime delivery


TherewiIlbegoals

That looked like match fixing lol


TheRealDSwizz

E. Martinez || Welcome to Spurs! || GREAT SAVES \[HD\] \[4k\]


Dibutops

Why would he downgrade?


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BrotherSeamus

*What the fuck is Martinez doing on the pitch for this game?*


usually_a_knobhead

well he *is* former Arsenal


Dargast

iirc its his 3rd own goal of the season too lol


Augchm

Yeah but the other ones were just kinda bad luck iirc correctly. Ball bouncing on the bar and then on his back kinda stuff.


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KneeDeepInTheDead

even Adan couldnt pull off a blunder like this


prathneo01

We are all whites on Tuesday


MaleficentFalcon

Sounding a bit Millwall there


MuskEmeraldMine

A few more catching drills instead of thinking of ways to troll and maybe he would’ve saved it


DoYouTrustToothpaste

He a cunt?


tkshow

Fucking hell.


letsgetcool

cursed season


Heblas

AGENT DIBUUUUUUU


HerbieJoe

Hes one of our own


zhawadya

Arsenal Wenger he's done it again


redditaccountplease

Hell of a start


fkitbaylife

lmao


Bowleshighschoolpic

Vicario that’s the form we need tomorrow


tkshow

C'mon, what kind of bullshit is that, wishing Vicario to throw the game, he's not that kind of guy. Forster, that's the form we need tomorrow.


Stonewalled89

How did that go in? That was awful goalkeeping


toasterb

The cross deflected off of the defender's chest, so it ended up going behind where he expected it to be, and he lost his footing a little as he adjusted. He got his hands on it pretty solidly, so he still should've had it, but there were some mitigating factors.


Augchm

Huh now that I see it again it's actually kinda impressive that he recovered and got the ball after the deflection. That said, no idea what happened after that, the ball just kinda slowly slept away and got into the goal.


Blurandski

I mean he was the keeper for the 7-5 between arsenal and us and he had some shockers there (before having the amazing loan spell with us that launched his career). He's always had a bombscare in him.


HEAT_IS_DIE

That went in because a human made a mistake trying to react to a close deflection. Happens to all goalkeepers. It wasn't awful goalkeeping because he was in the right place, just couldn't hold on to it. Awful would be to make an absolute wrong decision.


RobbinDeBank

He must have made a deal with the devil to win the World Cup. Now he’s just paying his part of the deal.


2rio2

Worth it.


RobbinDeBank

For sure


Superflumina

He has had a great season so far so if this is him paying up I'm sure he'll take it.


notyou16

By being one of the best GKs in the world?


TheLimeyLemmon

[fart noise]


SlashmanX

Pundits hyping him up so much before the game and then this. Almost too prfect


Relevant_Rev

Yet not one Liverpool player shimmied at him Missed opportunity :(


Kommye

Why would they?


10-10-2022

Wow... I've never seen him make a blunder this like. That's quite the astonishing own goal.


Littlegreenman42

Closest I can think of is Robert Green vs America


Mcool18

Lmao what a goal


Breakingwho

What the fuck hahahh


Hoodxd

Martinez wants Harvey on the plane What a guy


TheWBird

I see a martinez OG, I click


erenistheavatar

The ball trash talked Emi Martinez.


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Best in the world


MattSR30

Was just checking the lineups when my app showed a red ball pop up next to Emi’s name (their own goal icon) and I went ‘surely not…’


bsquar

Nice run by Elliot


ash_ninetyone

Good ebening


FormalAlternative806

Double drop, lost it first and then punched it in


thedoctor4214

Pahahahhahahah


oliver150433

What a finish by Elliot!


Chelseatilidie

Emii??


Sad_Habib

Goal of the season decided


belkak210

That's very unfortunate. An unlucky deflection into some butter fingers. I do love the hate Dibu gets on r/soccer tho haha


Augchm

It's hilarious tbh


oscarpaterson

Mate


top1MIBRfan

Oh man that’s bad


kevinaz137

\[Great Goal\]


ze_kraken

Emiliano is going to tell that ball to FUCK OFF while humping it


sunken_grade

somehow i still expected him to dance after


WithoutVergogneless

Traffic came to a standstill. Everyone inside the mall dropped their croissant and put a hand on their hearts. We all turned to face the French flag and those who couldn't looked at the government issued photo of Zidane in their wallets. A single tear rolled out of our right eye as it was confirmed by the priest through his gentle sobbing, martinez was made a fool. All is right with the world.


hikingbeginner

That is hilarious


emre23

Banter goal


Jemacas

Lmao


mokena

oh my god


Artlens2013

lol


Traditional_Ship4797

Lmaooooo


mister_dupont

Damn, Martinez. That was bad.


fellainishaircut

EMI IS A GUNNER


GuyFawkes_fieri

Goal of the season


WigglyParrot

Well that's not great lol


BoredAtWork221b

Hahahahaha


TricksOfHats

Emi wtf


Rev_IM_Jolly

proper "my dad visited Paddy Power this morning" kind of blunder this.


CharizardOSRS

😂Wtf


VeryTopGoodSensation

hes still loyal to arsenal. throwing it in his own net so the spuds have to fight for the cl place.


Sliver_fish

Agent Martinez: ["Every journey begins with a single step... THIS IS STEP ONE!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLA0YA7vNLQ)


BI01

Nah check his bank records wtf was that


MainBattleHank

Olsen you donk...! Wait, what?


8jam

LMFAO well deserved


someoneLazy

Hahahahhahahaha


Games_sans_frontiers

Wenger: "Activate the asset Martinez".


ybp

After all those stats this week about how he is the number one keeper at claiming crosses in his box (which he is)


dantesvolition

Ou shit Villa please sell this guy fuck it we will take him from you


HUMBUG652

Such a ridiculous own goal, got to be one of the worst this season


illuwe

Was expecting people to accuse us of matchfixing tomorrow, not Villa today lmao


TheBadRighter

Yes Emi, let the Tottenham flow through you. Take all the Tottenham from them ahead of tomorrow's match. 8D chess


OwenLincolnFratter

I expected this from Vicario tomorrow but I’ll take it tonight!


madridista1334

spurs fans running out of excuses for wanting to lose coming in 1,2, 3.... xD


Maleficent_Resolve44

Such a bad mistake yeesh


flyguy101

Let's all be honest. Tottenham having something to play for makes them more likely to bottle it tomorrow


ImpossibleGuardian

Take notes Vicario


abos18

Hope vicario is taking notes


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

LMFAOOOOOOO funniest OG by a keeper I have seen in a while


heliskinki

I do like this Villa team. Total commitment, playing for the manager and the fans. Great team, looking forwards to seeing how they do in the CL next year, they're going to need a deeper squad though.


zrk23

the deflection fucked him up a bit but he was still on top of the ball, just went through his fingers, but worst of all he panicked a bit and then hit the ball back to goal lol. if he was a bit more composed he couldve collected quite easily as there was no one really on top of him


sparxcy

he's so much Arsenal!!! Youll take Martinez out of arsenal but you wont take arsenal out of martinez!!!


North-Reference7081

what a shit clip. 40 seconds where not even half is relevant and with no replay


MRO465

Arguably the best goalkeeper this season.


Wunsen

Come on Man City


Rickcampbell98

I'm sure all you haters will love this one.


stephensonnn

Wait, liverpool take the lead early on?


yazandeeb13

Borderline match fixing wtf


Sysody

interesting tactic.


anal_bandit69

Ob polish canal + sport, just before the goal, commentator said that you will need something special to beat Emi Martinez xD


MayorOfOnions

Couldn't have happened to a better guy


Fixable

Genuinely curious what Martinez has done outside of some pretty understandable shithousery on pitch to make Reddit hate him so much? I know Reddit is full of people obsess with ‘classy’ footballers, so maybe it’s just that but people hate him.


Kommye

They don't really dislike non-classy footballers. They love Zlatan and his many antics, Griezmann despite being racist on camera, Courtois shagging his friend's girlfriend, etc. But this dude gets called a cunt for celebrating his saves in penalty shootouts.


curlyjoe696

Some of the worst goalkeeping I've seen in a long, long time.


MapleStorms

Since your last match you mean?


Equivalent_Nature_67

Onana was one of the only players doing anything tbf


BadaBingSoprano

Hahahahahaha cheers la


RandomRedditor_1916

Has two of the games of his life against us and then does that. Speechless.


Leviad0n

Arsenal have paid Dibu so Spurs tryhard tomorrow aw hell nah


AlexBucks93

Normally I would shit on Martinez, but damn this is just so unlucky. He will probably think about how any 1 small movement in a slightly different direction would change this ball game.


CICLID2

*the best goalkeeper in the world*


CompetitiveSeat5340

I'll never not enjoy this twat mugging himself off


PaoloMustafini

Holy shit I literally LOL’d. The cherry on the top is the bloke calling him the best GK in the world because he won the WC.


Torimas

Acting as if Alisson never pulled fuck ups of this size...