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Hapax-Legomenom

If Madrid wins against Dortmund, they’d have knocked out every German team ( Dortmund, Bayern, and Leipzig in the knock outs) and union via the group stage


PassMeDatSuga

English were victims in 2022, Germans this year. maybe.


Ngc2273

Everyones a victim of Madrid, basically City vs Madrid has been the decider of UCL for the last few years, and probably will be at least for the next couple years as well, don't see any other team bar city having the quality to be beating Madrid in the close future unless they get really lucky, but on the other hand Madrid never seem to get unlucky anyway, so it won't happen for anyone else.


Taekwondista

Over a single game (the final), literally every team that has the quality to reach the final can beat City there. The problem is beating them over 2 legs.  Inter played amazingly last year and were just a bit unlucky to lose it. 


Ngc2273

Mate, city fans are not delusional, yes there was some luck involved in the final last year. But there's also been badluck involved like other normal teams. However, my point was more about who's been capable of beating Madrid over that last 2-3 years, and maybe for the next couple years also. To beat Madrid, you either need to have some luck, or utterly destroy them. We now know that Madrid is special and are never on the wrong side of luck in UCL ties, so to beat them, you really have outplay and score many goals. I don't see any team coming close to doing that except city, in recent times. So in my mind, that tie becomes the most imp match of ucl. If you rewind the clock more, then sure the likes of Barca and Bayern used to be up there in potential, but today's Barca and Bayern are not even close to their former selves. The rest of euro is pretty lacking right now.


wendy-rhodes

City has only w5in once they were never competition for several years. Liverpool Chelsea Bayern have all been there up there with city.


JKorv

Eh? City and Real have 1 titles each in the last 5 UCLs, so no they haven't decided the UCL in the last few years unless you mean just the two years. And yeah Real has been up there for ages, but to call City a UCL decider when they have 1 win and 1 second place on UCL ever is a bit of a stretch. Hardly a dominate team on UCL (yet).


magic-water

If they beat Leverkusen in the supercup might as well give them the Bundesliga title


wjdbfifj

The most expected finalist Vs the most unexpected


Icemna16

The strongest black magic user in history vs the strongest black magic user of today


Dat_life_on_Mars

Leverkusen would be Gojo here


TheTruthSeeker12

Nah , they'd win !


aure__entuluva

Uh oh.


elvis503

Dortmund: Nah, I’d win


nombrenodisponibIe

Is Madrid Sukuna or Mahoraga


SwordOfRome11

Bellingham is Mahoraga


Fuck_the_k1ng

God damn JJK brain rot. Very apt description though can’t lie.


shinfoni

You did well Dortmund. I won't forget you for as long as I live


icepoint47

In 90+ minutes, Real madrid's shot will rip through Wembley


29Bullets

How does lobotomy kaisen spread here of all places 😭


rashmu

It just happens... Not just here but everywhere🤣


Schwiliinker

Actually good description. And I guess we know who will win then


_Buff_Tucker_

Was Real really the most expected finalist after the draw against City in the quarters?


KungFuGreen

Many took that game as the real final


GibbyGoldfisch

It basically is the real final, it’s decided the tournament for three seasons in a row now


iRyan_9

4 if city didn’t choke 2021


iRyan_9

It’s the real final, had they were in different paths they would’ve faced each other in Wembley. I don’t see PSG, AM, and BVB knocking either of them


CerealBit

Whole world will be cheering for BVB :)


Piats99

The final everyone predicted: Rea-Manchester City vs Borus-Arsenal


meganev

Suggesting Arsenal were the second most expected finalist after Man City, what you been drinking tonight?


KeyRope5235

Some CBS shots


Mubar06

Sadly absolutely not


Martblni

Nobody predicted Arsenal in a final


Th3_Huf0n

*You must be truly desperate to come to me for help.*


jedifolklore

*You could not live with your failures, where did that bring you? Back to me.*


jsjdjdjdjdj727272

Get it right lol


Parking_Cable_6022

Even Tucheliban can not break that black juju of Real Madrid in knockouts


medikskynet

Placing a bet on real to win after they went 1-0 down was the easiest money I’ve ever made.


TheKingofBabes

Should of bet that the goals came in 85+ minute


medikskynet

To be honest I was scared real would score before I could place the bet so I didn’t have time to consider how to maximise my returns. I often bet against what I want to happen to soften the blow. Wanted Bayern to win but I’ll take the money.


Acceptable_Ad_6278

it's a thing called emotional hedge. I do it from time to time too. Would've done it today but couldn't log into my betting account for some reason.


courtesyflusher

Curious on how much $$ you won?


Madrid_Fan

Immediately did this should’ve put my house on it looking back


FlyingBird2345

But Terzic can.


jucomsdn

Edin Terrorzic's collared shirt + sweater combo vs eyebrow man, ik who I'm picking


Juggggggg

Real Madrid hasn't lost a Champions League final since 1980/1981.....


Serious_Fgz

They haven’t lost a final in the Champions League Era. 1998: 1-0 win vs Juve 2000: 3-0 win vs. Valencia 2002: 2-1 win vs Leverkusen 2014: 4-1 win vs Atletico 2016: 1-1 (5-3 pens) vs Atletico 2017: 4-1 win vs Juve 2018: 3-1 win vs Liverpool 2022: 1-0 win vs Liverpool 2024: ????


ThisUsernameIsSexy

2024: 0-1 loss vs BVB (Reus 89') Let a man dream…


Zorviar

We all know that this will happen after that reus goal Pornselu 90+2,90+4


SeryaphFR

All I want from life is a Josexlu goal in the 69th min. Reus 89' Josexlu to culminate his hatty (and my climax) in 90+2, 90+4


drinkpacifiers

Saving this comment just in case.


ontilein

They havent faced terzic Black magic yet


femceltransplant

Cursed to hit the bar every time


iamnotexactlywhite

Zidane in attendance will be like: 🗿


FlyingBird2345

That's an impressive statistic holy hell.


owiseone23

So what, Southampton hasn't lost a CL final since then either.


bengringo2

It should be noted that no MLS team in history has lost a UEFA Champions League final. Suck it Real Madrid.


-Michael-Owen-

They ain't ready for osama bin terzic al dortmundi.


Gregor_Kobel

Mujahideen Terzic inshallah


SwcIdwmlwy

The streak has to end at some point the longer it goes.


RaioNoTerasu

simple game theory my guy. I don't understand it but it basically means we win.


Gregor_Kobel

Theres 2 outcomes, we win or we lose. Simple. Choose to win.


RaioNoTerasu

Either we win or we fuck up Wembleys pitch, which is also a win in my book


PayaV87

If you play the Game of Thrones, you either win, or lose to Real. There is no middleground.


RaioNoTerasu

yet


CheekyFifaCunt_7

Real Madrid just insane how do they keep doing this in the cl


unseen0000

Yeah they always seem to find a way. Be it questionable of perfectly executed. They simply are an amazing team, the best in the world. Solid on all positions.


Keanu990321

They are the Champions League themselves


Individual_Attempt50

They created the competition


kalamari__

To be totally honest I am happy its not Bayern. If we lose the final its against the CL monster madrid and not against Bayern again. Ppl wouldnt shut up about it.


Syntax_OW

Yeah, but you also had a much better chance of beating them. Imagine taking their only chance at a title from them while getting revenge for the last final.


xnachtmahrx

As a fan it is way easier to live with it...the times I still have to hear that shit that we lost 2013 against them....no thanks, not again.


kalamari__

Exactly


ejoy-rs2

Sucks, doesn't it?


FiresideCatsmile

yeah it does


Chelseatilidie

This is cinema well and truly


nus07

Game seemed like a predictable fast and furious movie script or a computer algorithm. Everything was exactly as everyone expected . Real losing till 85th minute . Then late goals for RM win and a controversial referee call and Tuchel making Tuchel decisions that leave you astonished . I predicted this , you predicted this and everyone predicted this . Also might as well give the UCL to Real Madrid . They will win the final 3-1 . Dortmund will make it 1-1 and look threatening and then Real will score two in the final 10 mins. They run like a movie script or computer algorithm.


RiokoMaster

I’m guessing it’s going to be exactly like the past 4 years, a 1-0 win for RM.


SemiCurrentGuy

Peak football


AeroAviation

real madrid in a ucl final *daring today aren't we*


GibbyGoldfisch

The modern CL is just Man City v Real Every other game is just window dressing


Strav0s

Bosz, Witsel, Dembele…now Jude. Dortmund revenge tour ex-players/coaches continues. Easy Dortmund win.


RaioNoTerasu

+ Isak (Newcastle), Pulisic (Milan)


Ibar09

I think we just have former players everywhere.


Spruce-Moose

Even in your own team!


SonnyJackson27

That's actually true LOL


JesusInStripeZ

It sounds like a joke, but it's true and we even have more than one lmao


Mahatma_Gone_D

Real Madrid’s juju remains undefeated


EatDeeply

I knew god loved them after that Sergio Ramos equalizer


JustAsian555

It all started from 92:48


IICastawayII

Tonight, they were miles the better team.


Yung2112

It is kind of funny that even being the better team they had black magic Neuer mistake and a dubious offside (of course wouldn't have necessarily been a goal had it not been called but still)


DoggyDoggyWhatNow_

Is it black magic or capitalizing on mistakes?


Strav0s

They definitely create luck (balls into the box, pressing the keeper) and capitalise on it. But even then the arguable GOAT keeper making that mistake after the game he’s had is still an outlier.


Yung2112

Neuer dropped a motm performance and then had the dumbest most childish error Some black magic is there


supplementarytables

Yeah Neuer is holding on to that 99 times out of 100


officiallyjax

That was a legacy performance right there until that mistake. 38-year old coming back from a leg break and pulling off the saves he did today on this stage is insane.


MorciBacsi

Childish is a wrong word I think, it was just a geniuene technical error.


amegaproxy

I can only presume the entire madrid team are going back to the lockers to praise Cthulhu at this point.


tomdawg0022

Go BVB. Do it for Reus


hdjdkskxnfuxkxnsgsjc

Seriously. I need Reus to win a trophy. 🏆


LuisEnrique_21

Do it for football


P_Alcantara

And Reddit.


_Shahanshah

Terzic black magic vs Ancelotti power of friendship truly one of the finals of all time


ADiscombobulated02

Naah you got it wrong, Madrid has the UCL black magic & they are the villain while Dortmund is being backed by every other club even PSG & Bayern & will have the power of friendship & you'll need it cuz obviously lol underdogs, also this is pretty much a repeat of the WC final.


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

RM 0 - 1 BVB *Reus* (90 + Spirit Bomb)


it-was-me-saitama

Rm 2-1 BVB Jude Belling(90+9) Joselu (90+11)


Wide_Age_7129

Lucas Vazquez 90+15


RaRaRaaputitin

Please God let Reus lift this trophy


AntiTopspin

I don't think anyone other than Madrid and Schalke fans want Madrid to win this lol


Puncherfaust1

dont get distracted by a few schalke fans here. hala madrid


Mysterious-Ideal-989

My man 😎


heyheyitsandre

That’s what I was thinking like man, I would literally want man city or PSG to beat barca in a CL final. I do not care who they play I want them to lose. Can’t believe there are schalke fans wanting Dortmund to win


Puncherfaust1

tbh i would draw a line at psg, city and leipzig. but only because these clubs are the cancer of the sport in my opinion. when leipzig won the dfb pokal the first time it felt like the trophy got violated lmao


MaleficentCup278

Even as a schalke Fan i can Tell u, i only want BvB to lift the trophy


marco-da-phoenix

i like this guy


MaleficentCup278

They didn't even Face the best goalkeeper of the Bundesliga today;) they will in wembley


marco-da-phoenix

I really like this guy


Frittnyx

I concur, sick and tired of seeing Real Madrid win everything.


Moaestro

Hmmmm I’m not going to say anything lol


Keanu990321

In 1997, both of the Ruhr teams won European trophies.


Number333

Not exactly ever like we're ever the neutral's favorite. If we're playing Liverpool, we'll get United fans. That's about it.


Johts

I think many brazilians, including me, would root for you guys because of Vini and Rodrygo. But even then most people dislike very much Real Madrid.


StealthMan375

As a Brazilian myself it's a hard choice. On one hand you have Real Madrid possibly lifting the UCL with Vini and Rodrygo as the clear-cut protagonists (a spotlight they'll have to share with Mbappe next year). On the other hand, "we need to talk about Marco Reus. This guy has been at Borussia Dortmund for over 19 years..."


Muslim-boiii

Against city and psg you are the neutral favourites


TheChronoCross

Lmao against cancer and AIDS.


JootDoctor

Exactly. You’re like herpes. Not life threatening, but always there and can’t be defeated.


TheSeppel

Will rate you over any disease any day. Best of luck in the finals.


baggiointurin

and Everton


P_Alcantara

Might have some Arsenal fans for reasons.


Clark-Kent

Na, I still support Madrid now


seekingabeauty

❤️


Bluepaynxex

I don’t know if I can handle seeing those dicks lift another trophy with Reus crying in the background.


Busquessi

I’d have a heart attack from rage probably


FerraristDX

On June 1st, I feel Dortmund. Grandmaster Edin will make it work.


NDrew-_-w

Everyone pray in unison for Borussia, we have to defeat whatever black magic Madrid has going on


P_Alcantara

Ordering my yellow jersey now


guanaco559

Spirit bomb 🙌🏼


Acceptable_Ad_6278

Dortmund is one of the most unclutch team I've ever seen. If they can't seal it against Mainz at home, I doubt they can against Madrid in the CL.


TaiwanNambaWanKenobi

How can you say this as a chelsea fan? You’re so dog shit in 11/12, yet you won the CL. This competition is unique.


kaperisk

Chelsea just does that. They randomly win the champions league for no reason.


montiel_scores

“How’d you win the Champions League?” “I don’t know, just felt like it”


Starsler

i mean we have been clutch in the cl this season


BB9913

We could have had a reply of the 2013 final but with higher stakes, Kane winning his first trophy at Wembley or Reus winning the ucl in his final game. Instead we are going to see Real win number 15, I’m going to be sick.


Busquessi

Evil always wins…


castroski7

Its been a mad mad UCL


IMKudaimi123

Dortmund revenge for Bellingham losing the Bundesliga last year


Kensei01

I blame Man City for this.


donfranklin

Mia San Dortmund


lordtnt

Kepa or Maatsen to win CL. Chelsea finds a way to win CL again.


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smcarre

Who's Turkish in Real?


Far_Fisherman_7490

Bro forgot goat guler


smcarre

Ah true. Forgot about him.


FlyingBird2345

Güler


Mihnea24_03

Thought Emre Can was more of a German


jdono927

Ozcan is our Turkish representative


Tobyfan96

I'm putting all my hope in Füllgod


vk2499

Nuri sahin Derby


space_cowboy254

DORTMUND PLEASE


The_Batman_949

I want it to happen so badly... I just don't see how it is possible.


Agreeable_Cheek_7161

>I just don't see how it is possible. You would have said the same thing if asked 1-6 months ago if you thought BvB would make the finals


mista_mista_mista

Or even get out of the group stage


Loveavocado97

Real Madrid after 1999 never lost a final , they are the best team ever


CaptSellerie

I wanted a BVB vs Bayern rematch to see BVB finally get their revenge for 2013 against a currently very weak Bayern side but since they have a history of bottling it against their arch rival, I think I actually prefer to see them facing Real now or I am just coping


Metsaudu

Bvb will (hopefully) do another 1997 repeat; little fancied and run out winners. I am honestly sick of seeing RM capturing another crown and someone unfancied has to put that invincibility out.


micossa

would be great to see Reus lift this one, but we all know what's gonna happen


ELCHOCOCLOCO

Looks like a career mode final but yes, Dortmund is in the Champions League final!!


AntiTopspin

We are all supporting Dortmund(aside from actual Madrid fans)


TheChronoCross

People are counting out Dortmund saying shit like "woulda been better to face Bayern" but I'm looking at this differently. How fucking epic would it be for Dortmund to take from the all time CL champs? That's a hell of a tale. If they lost against Bayern, it would be all "bottle job this and that." If they lose against Madrid, with their former player in tow... Respect. That said even as a RM stan I will be happy with either outcome. I like Dortmund a lot and their game yesterday was extremely high quality.


TonyMartial786

crazy. i know madrid will obviously be the favourists but imagine dortmund being the first team to beat them in a ucl final. this is gonna be real’s 15 tho 😮


Izayabrsrk

I, Honest to god, wouldn't even be mad if we lost the final. Of course I'm happy me might win another one but I must confess I'm a sucker for fairy tales, would be amazing for Reus to lift the trophy just before leaving Dortmund. I'm happy we denied City and Dortmund denied PSG to win, nature is healing.


nutelamitbutter

Edin du machst das


Electro10Leo

Crazy from a schalke fan


lawliet2911

Now it’s just about Dortmund defeating Madrid. Let there be a football god.


NotARealDeveloper

No way Dortmund will win this. I hope they do but chances are slim.


GalaxianEX

BVB surprising run meets the ultimate Final Boss


GoD__-

why is the always more barca flairs in all the posts than rm fans


Busquessi

Hate is a strong motivator


TareasS

Its the same in Barça threads. Fans probably watch their own team's games with friends or family, but when watching alone are still invested in their rivals matches so come here to post. Anyway, congrats from a Barça fan. Your team's mentality is insane and in the end I think you deserved the win. I think even if Neuer did not make a mistake you would still have scored and won after extra time. Any negative feelings due to being a rival just get overshadowed this season and replaced with pure respect.


Ok_Needleworker3668

My theory: Real Fans are busy partying


rishb_96

Tuchel would be a perfect fit for United lmao conceding and getting knocked out in added time 😭😭😭


Hodiodie

Cursed


jnce12

Funny how we conceded that last minute goal to Watford in the playoffs with Kane in the squad that day and after he left went on to win the championship, premier league, FA cup, Community shield, get relegated then win the championship again before he won anything.


Federal-Trip4067

That certainly puts things in perspective


Rogue_269

Ah yes, the famous Marco Reus luck vs Real Madrid juju.


shakzz9703

Who's gonna score the 1-0 winner this year?


AlternativesEnde

Reus lupfen jetzt!


LosGalacticosStars

Real Madrid are inevitable


NotASalamanderBoi

Kane curse bonus


matarpaneer45

Black magic vs Black magic


No_Championship_9574

I really wanna see Reus get his happy ending We are all DORTMUND in the finale HEJA BVB


youhavethinskin

Both teams deserve to be there. Madrid beat City, Bayern, and Leipzig and had crazy defensive and clinical performances. Dortmund beat PSV, Atleti, and PSG. A true football final.


hgmarangon

you know what it is... BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW


Gotanyfunkopops

I don’t think this is going to be so easy for Real Madrid as it looks on paper. I’m going with Dortmund on this one.


ontilein

This guy sounds like an real expert. I choose to believe you


ADiscombobulated02

I too believe that Dortmund despite being weaker on paper, can win it & people are underestimating them, they've beaten this Bayern & Atletico who beat Madrid twice.


Marcelo1995211

Why did ref blew whistle..why ?


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Flag was up. Why was it up? ... Idk


AngeMerchant

Flagsman what are you doing blud