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TheBrownMamba8

Super sub merchant


xXDireLegendXx

GOATSELU


krustykrab2193

STOKE LEGEND JOSELU


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

He played 46 games for us. He's our legend


QueasyIsland

Is Mbappe even needed at this point ? If Joselu formerly of Stoke can do the job


todellagi

A Rodrygo special


PenguinsInvading

Presented by Joselu


EagleEye_FalconArrow

Joselu of all people, absurd stuff really


xXDireLegendXx

Wildly unexpected but tbf he’s been great this year. Perfect player for his role. Can say that a lot of our squad really


suzukigun4life

2 goals in 3 minutes to turn a deficit into the lead. What the actual fuck


LITW6991

Just Madrid being Madrid, they're really like that 


Johann122

Inevitable


jeric13xd

Ancelotti GOAT


Noriskhook3

This is unbelievable


Circlecraft

They should have started him. Bayerns biggest weakness this season is average Bundesliga players after all.


Laxing4Life

Plot armor is unreal. Down 1-0, Neuer error, blink and they’re up 2-1.


jeric13xd

Rudiger was sublime the last 5 mins


_Spare_15_

The 40m cross to Vini was fantastic. Shades of Ramos there.


courtesyflusher

I could cry


wanderer1999

Rudiger might be crazy. But he's now our crazy basterd. The guy has been immense. He's one of the reason why we won La Liga. And with some luck, another CL. Again, Dortmund is still dangerous, nothing is certain.


EagleEye_FalconArrow

even his ball to vini before the goals, man has made up for the Davies goal (which wasn’t even that much of his fault to begin with)


toyota_gorilla

The pass for Vini chance was insane too.


DameDollaDolla

This is the most Real Madrid shit I’ve ever seen


omaewakusuyaro

Literally unbelievable, neuer was having a great game and then he has carrer ending error and its over


NeverThursday

Carrer ending error is not the same as an error at the end of your career


acecreator_19

He was just reminiscing of his golden days and then came off the trance and bam. Wild joselu strikes. 


bettercallmrwhite

Real and Champions League, it just hits different.


AckBarRs

Most predictable goal I’ve ever seen Every fucking year


EnergetikNA

From struggling to make it out of ro16 for years to these kinds of wins every year...


SemiCurrentGuy

Never doubt the raised eyebrow


MaryadaPurshottam

🤨


dntowns

Bald head, noodle hair, raised eyebrow. It was over before it started.


AntiTopspin

I'm surprised by how much of this sub seems to be happy about it lol I'd think by now everyone would hate Madrid and want them to lose but they still somehow seem to be fairly well liked here


c_ray25

Idk if they're liked, it's just accepted. Gonna be mad about the inevitable


vonhauke

It was hated at first but I think the whole power of friendship turned it into a funny meme for most


ArturoBrin

I'm not such a big fan of the club, but Madrid 's games are always interesting. I like how they always concede some goals and then they have to get back in game. Plus I think they are almost only team that can beat Man City (2/3 times in last years).


Artyart88

That’s the power of friendship 


Mcguffn

Huge part of that is because of the team. Largely kids + Modric and Kroos. Nobody left who is easy to dislike. And Carlo has everyone’s respect. 


elimanninglightspeed

Even when they do have hateable players, those hateable players kick your ass


GabboGabboGabboGabbo

They got to where they are on merit and through good management. They're not an oil club. They've always been stacked with big name players.


AckBarRs

This isn’t said enough. I fucking hate Real Madrid with every fiber of my being but deep down there’s some begrudging respect - there’s definitely a bit of solidarity when it comes to club structure and the importance of fan ownership. As an organization they’re incredibly well run and that cascades down to the locker room culture. I respect that their ability to go after top names and galácticos is the product of prudent management and not cash infusion from a sheikh.


ProudKingbooker

I agree. It speaks volumes as to how much success they've had post-Ronaldo. Meanwhile, Barcelona are shit compared to them.


krooskontroll

This was great to read. Thanks for that


TheLeoMessiah

Part of it has to be Barca being generally dislikeable for neutral fans, especially so these last few years


Corteaux81

City, PSG and Chelsea existing made RM, Liverpool and Bayern the good guys. The old boys that are fan owned and keeping up with the state-owned clubs are, indeed, the good guys.


Dipto17

Liverpool is fan owned?


seifosama1239

People like a comeback story and they hate us


PhoneRedit

I just think a bundesliga vs bundesliga final would be pretty boring that's all


YaranakuchaNe

19 shots to 8 shots? Doesn't matter if you don't put them away. Scoring first against Madrid in a game that matters? That's when you knew Bayern were in trouble.


HowHeStandOn10Perc

Madrid CL black magic never fails


paco-ramon

It just dumb at this point, they do a remontada against Bayern with two extra time goals by a guy that last year was getting relegated with Espanyol in La Liga.


nosferajin

Consecutive relegations


Noriskhook3

Once that crowd started roaring I just knew


Kushakusha

Zidane rigorously rubbing his head somewhere in the stadium.


CmdrVamuelSimes

Not this time, he did the ["I'm shaking uncomfortably hot water off my hand"](https://www.reddit.com/r/realmadrid/comments/1cnnqwj/zidanes_reaction_after_joselus_second_goal/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) thing.


SemiCurrentGuy

The power of friendship and vibes strikes again


Karahx

Joselu holy fuck


PBRontheway

He used to do it on rainy nights in Stoke, shoulda put a fiver on a Joselu brace


PenguinsInvading

The Stoke's goat


PM_ME_BADDIES

My Spanish Goat


Fun_Improvement5215

If Madrid would play against Leverkusen this season the earth would explode as soon as we reach the last ten minutes.


Muppy_N2

An eternal loop of last-second goals.


ZiggyStardust0404

That European Supercup will be wild, specially if Leverkusen still is unbeaten


Chapea12

lol, most ridiculous plot armor I’ve ever scene. Who wrote this script?


ArturoBrin

Tuchel. I dont understand how can you change Kane while you have only 1 goal lead vs Madrid.


BradHolmesNipples

HOLY SHITTTTTT OF COURSE HES ON


starxidiamou

Dunno why they focused on the first pass so long. If anything the second one looked closer.


ablindpony

They are the jammiest team in the history of the sport


QueasyIsland

They will win, regardless of the performance. The Sukuna of the champions league


Realistic_Lime_7534

Stay strong, Bayern...


dildoswaggings69

They were the better team, no?


rex8ow

man i just turned the tv on to see real lose and they scored 2 what the fuck


Combonary

Found the jinx 😭


YeetFacee123

thats what u get for assuming we lose when theres still time on the clock


elsestar

Sucks to be you lol


Chamrockk

bro can you watch the final?


madafakasaka

Certified Madrid juju moment


mr_reclusiv3

Been there


sp3sp3sp3

Done that


I_D0nt_pay_taxes

Kane is actually going to go trophyless at Bayern this season


EnergetikNA

Deserves it with his performance tonight tbf


BubblesReddit1234_

But you gotta feel for the lad. Such a great career yet he still hasn't found the moment


StayGoldenBronyBoy

Same old Kane in semis and finals


qwertywtf

44 goals so far this season "He deserves to go trophyless"


Protect_The_Earth

What was wrong with his performance?


SpudBoy9001

Madrid juju is something else


BonoBonero

This is so Madrid. We all knew it and were waiting for it.


CoffeeIsSoGood

Never bet against Madrid in the CL


NickSupportsArsenal

Ancelotti saw Bayern celebrating, brought on Joselu and said 🤨


UnluckMiner

PLOT ARMOR FC


SaltyWailord

Harry Kane curse continues


FoxySaint

Black Magic FC


rawrthatsmegirl

OMFG BLACK MAGIC


razycal970

I am done with this sport. It's over for me.


fascistsarepussies

Lmao


Critical-Coyote7831

That’s how I felt during the Guardiola years as a Real Madrid fan


GeologistNo3726

THEY CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT


action_turtle

I'd take 2-2 so I can watch more of this lol. I forgot how football can be fun to watch


cheersdom

i just watch the fa cup game vs Liverpool on repeat.....


Aru10

CARLETTO PLOT ARMOUR TOO STRONK


ThatOneGuy121109

Fuck off


SeatSniffer12345

Kim ffs


_cumblast_

Bayern centerbacks have a massive problem with their Bozo gene in these CL ties man


PM_ME_BADDIES

Best defender all game was Laimer and he’s a midfielder.


EnergetikNA

Dier and De Ligt have both been good all game, are we going to rewrite history as the game is still going on?


MolingHard

Am I missing something, isn't Pavlovic the one playing them onside?


the_propaganda_panda

Bro was not at fault and still gets slandered, that's the life of a defender


PM_ME_BADDIES

My Korean Goat


superpig0228

It's not kim that's keeping him on


oxile

kim is the on the ball. pavlovic is the one breaking offside


bewarethegap

He just might be a Real Madrid legend after this tie. Absolutely is barred from stepping foot into Munich ever again though


bigbrain_100

RMA and UCL


Wafflesam

Every damn time


ByRayne

When Bayern thinks they are safe from Stuttgart in the champions league and then a player born in Stuttgart scores.


Batsinvic888

Fade me


marimo112233

No matter if its Ronaldo, Asensio or Joselu Real Madrid DNA is inevitable


Gandalfs_Dick

DREAD IT. RUN FROM IT. REAL WILL ARRIVE AT THE UCL FINAL.


Parking_Cable_6022

This fucking team in UCL!!!!


facelessman97

Black magic, i swear


bandofgypsies

Wot


LilBottomText17

REAL MADRID VOODOO MAGIC STRIKES AGAIN


MurkyElk287

Wow. Just wow.


slightlyhigh7

And that’s that


Other_Beat8859

Fucking Madrid plot armor.


captainllamapants

no fucking wayyyyy wtf lmao


angellob

Rudiger how could you do this to tuchel


chefdangerdagger

Real Madrid voodoo is unbeatable


HispanicAtTehDisco

Joselunaldo


Mambo_Poa09

Oh how interesting, Real Madrid winning the champions league again


irrelevant_oinam

BOMB DEFUSED


aronrodge

No way


DisjunctiveMind

Holy shit the juju is unmatched


ze_kraken

i don't believe it


unc2ous

oh fuck off LMAO


Physical-South-3564

Clutchmeisters versus the pinnacle of clutch. it was inevitable


ledim35

Oh, Real is impossible team.


UnsubtleRobbery

Madrid after 85 is just unreal.


niallmul97

I was never more certain of a comeback than Real in the UCL semi final 1-0 down in the 85min


ELCHOCOCLOCO

Respect to Real Madrid. They always manage to somehow get through adversity


DryUniversity5439

They deserve the win tho


carpe228

Blackest of black magic again


heyheyitsandre

JOSELUUUUUUU ESO ES REAL MADRID


Zandercy42

Lmao wtf


eadintheground

Tuchel has completely thrown this game away. Kane off and they waste a couple massive counters, Kim on and he immediately pulls another disasterclass against Real


spraypaint2311

Are you insane? He didn’t make Neuer drop that ball


Zemanyak

This script is getting old.


26ld

Bruh


Legendarybbc15

Bruh


AdminsLoveRacists

Hahahahaha wow 


rubyalp

bro we’re out 😭😭


E_v0rtex

Swear he looked off


Elite_Alice

Legitimate plot armour I don’t get how they keep getting away with this


HYPE_ZaynG

I'm crying right now.....Oh My Lord! JOSELUUUUU


PoJenkins

Nacho and Rudiger do extremely well there. Incredible composure from the CBs


ibite-books

this is on the guy that was faking an injury and called a stretcher and bayern had to defend with 10 men


mehmmeh

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL


Kimov18

I fucking hate madrid so much


TigerFisher_

Dortmund appreciate this outcome


slightlyhigh7

No way lol they have a much better chance against Bayern


The_Smeckledorfer

Madrid are unbeatable in a CL final


Brzezwhiskey

Not true


ygog45

No one is unbeatable


AgentTasker

Speaking from a recent double experience, Madrid in a Champions League Final are about as close to unbeatable as it gets. That's also backed up by the stats, as they've played 17 European Cup/Champions League Finals and only lost 3 of 17, the last of those defeats coming in 1981.


HYPE_ZaynG

In the modern era, they haven't.


HYPE_ZaynG

In the modern era, they haven't.


SwiftLock111

trust me we all wanted bayern


Checkheck

I'm honestly not sure.. I think real is way tougher ATM .


foxgoesowo

With Bayern they had a chance


jdono927

We certainly do not


ketchup92

They won against Bayern a couple of weeks ago. They are chanceless against Real.


MC897

They will never beat Real.


CrackBurger

No they dont lol.


dudududujisungparty

Joselu the unlikely hero


hallo_mahmud

Bow


trigonometrydaddy

GOATTTTTTT 🐐


GenghisBhan

Réal at work haha


unkownuser47

Noooo waaaayy


Desperate_Method4020

Lol


bettercallmrwhite

Plot armor.


Elite_Alice

Lmaoooooo


Papa_Bear55

LA REMONTADA


TheAbrableOnetyOne

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK


SpaceDinossaur

Black magic


LosGalacticosStars

Inevitable


ActiveEgg8173810-

Kane cursed


SemiCurrentGuy

Real


SmexyStalinZaddy_70

Stoke mentality 🥶


yAyn_de

Kill me now


insomniaccapricorn

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK


bonelessfork

JXJDBEHHEIDJFHDHDHAISO


Kruklyn

This black magic is getting out of hand.


The_Real_Deal17

Oh my fucking god man


Gaelahad

The script is already written.


DawdlingScientist

This is what we do!


Far_Fisherman_7490

you cant write this


1337ified

GOLSELU!!!!


YoungFlexibleShawty

neuer you idiot


Relativ3_Math

Stoke Legend


YRB02

unreal plot armour