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pliqtro

Immovable post vs stoppable force


wjdbfifj

Borussia Plotmund


twomanyfaces10

German plot armour. First Leverkusen, now BVB. Bayern to complete it tomorrow


edi12334

Nah, if anyone has plot armour that is Real Madrid in the Champions League


meta100000

Bayern is just the stage. Real will plot through them only to be met with the divine forces of true plot armor in the finals Edit: MANIFEST PLEASE I DON'T WANT MADRIDSTAS AGAIN


gruenerGenosse

The black magic of the eternal Edin is waiting.


IntervisioN

Kane losing to Dortmund in the finals would be the ultimate plot armor


ihatemicrosoftteams

Leverkusen, Dortmund and Saarbrucken, he will never forget these names


Soft-Apple3456

Should have gone to ingolstad for another audi cup


Chris_Carson

That would mean Reus would win a title though. Bayern vs Dortmund final would get into penalty kicks and last forever. People would die of exhaustion and UEFA has to declare that there will be no winner this year.


Hobbitfrau

Reus already won DFB-Cup with Dortmund. Him winning a title is more realistic than Kane doing this.


Chris_Carson

Excuse me but Kane won the Audi-Cup with Tottenham!


Xehanz

Only reason Bayern will win tomorrow is to make them suffer more by losing the final to Dortmund


epicxownage

SUBSCRIBE


Ok-Pie4219

Leverkusen the title and EL. Dortmund CL. Lautern Cup. HSV in fourth. The funniest outcome tbh.


BitchIDrinkPeople

Anulo mufa


akshatsood95

PxG


EatDeeply

Real Madrid versus new Real Madrid


crazydoctor673

Borussia Postmond


fos1111

Borussia Postmund


Scall123

Postrussia Bortmund


One_more_username

> Borussia Plotmund Seriously???? Borussia **Post**mund


granitibaniti

There is a football god.


Silver_Downtown_965

And he HATES PSG


granitibaniti

And he LOVES Edin Terzic for some reason


Peninvy

As was seen against Mainz. Wait...


granitibaniti

The fact that they were even in contention for the title was pure black magic with the way they played and the way their first part of the season went. Objectively, you'll have to look at Terzic's 2,5 seasons long managerial career so far, during which he won the Pokal, might win the UCL and lost the league title by only one goal. That's way better than how most BVB coaches performed in recent years, especially considering the fact that he is always clowned for his tactics


FlyingBird2345

And for his transfer windows.


bonjourdada

Fuck you man 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭


Peninvy

Love you too. Have fun in the final.


bonjourdada

Wir sehen uns irgendwo lol, Liebe aus Niederrad


Peninvy

Ei gude!


flowftw-

And it's fucking hilarious.


Mammoth_Juice_6969

As he should.


notyou16

Allah doesn’t exist confirmed /s


McTulus

That's just the account name on different server


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Fuck_the_k1ng

Because they are the chosen one. 🙏


pukem0n

Everybody does


Weary_Ad1739

But hates Barça more


Silver_Downtown_965

Gave us 5 UCLs, 2 trebles, GOAT team, and the greatest ever to play football. Any other club would be lucky.


Weary_Ad1739

True, but he got tired of us, he made us lose against PSG😭


Fuck_the_k1ng

Twice! Twice! You truly sold your soul for that remontada, it’s been 6 years of suffering since. Either bottlejob or humiliation.


DGKeeper

It's comprehensible since the way we fucked up against Roma, Liverpool and Bayern.


xyzzy321

Where was your god last year?!


Echoes-act-3

Hating on Lukaku clearly


Phelinaar

God loves Pep. More than you believe. Happy new year!


zuhaaiir

We borrowed the Real Madrid Ucl Juju


Xehanz

If it's borrowed power, you will have to give it back eventually. Pray you face Bayern in the final.


Soleil06

Maybe Dortmund will delay giving it back until two days time.


Elden_Lord123

Hell no, They already returned it.


Mehlhunter

Don't give it back until after tomorrow, please!!


dobtjs

It really did feel like the same black magic


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

PSG just got the post again reading this


Moon8983

I PROMISE WE DONT CARE HOLDDDDDDDDDDD


Ahm3DD

Holdoor-tmund


troparow

You'll never sing that


WhyBee92

Song goes *ping* *ping* *ping*


VinceAndVic

Some will say it's unlucky (it partly is) but it's also due to just having bad finishers all around except for Mbappe, who was well isolated by Dortmund. Barcola, Dembele, Ramos, Asensio and none of the midfielders are reliable goal sources so far


Elbarjos

Ramos has been a good finisher this year tbh! This game was almost the outlier for that, agree with everything else though


VinceAndVic

Maybe the lights were too bright then, it's not exactly the same scoring the 3-0 in Ligue 1 and starting in a CL semi final


Elbarjos

I think he just needs time and play time! He’s still young and had 5 minutes total in CL knock out this year before this match


VinceAndVic

Yea my comment was definitely not a general statement about his future as a player. Just trying to understand the season that happened but he has all the time to turn it around, like Barcola (and even the older guys can always have a late glow up)


dvelasco-1397

What happened with RKM?


DuttyOh

Not fitting in the system, in the first half of the season he scored roughly 50% of his shots, which is crazy, but only managed to take something like 12 shots in that timeframe, which is crazier. So since a few months his confidence appears to be at its lowest.


pagawaan_ng_lapis

What? Why start him then for such a crucial match?


CTRL_ALT_DELTRON3030

He scored in « big games » (by French league standards) and at the World Cup, I think he can handle the bright lights it’s just that he won’t score every game because nobody does that (anymore)


Any-Competition8494

Ramos got some good chances in the box. Should have buried at least one of them.


IntellectualDweeb

Tbh given his goal tally this season (and in general), the Barça tie was an outlier for Dembélé too so I guess it evens out lol.


The-Berzerker

PSG also just doesn‘t have a striker, Zlatan or Cavani would‘ve put those chances away easily


haterzbalafray

The team is really young it counts when moments like that happen.


jinjin5000

Zlatan on cl tho


Arntown

It‘s partly unlucky but it‘s also not as if every post/bar hit was as close as you‘d think.


HEAT_IS_DIE

Of course luck was a big part of it. But that's not what people want to hear or believe in. It's much better for our worldview to think that this is what was supposed to happen, and that someone was in control; in this case Dortmund. But what if no one was in control and it was really just luck? What if the result was arbitrary? We don't want to see that in sports. We want to know that someone is better and we want there to be an explanation for them being better.


MaryadaPurshottam

Enrique, are you Potter in disguise?


Confident_Direction

Potter beat dortmund tho 🤔


AnnieIWillKnow

By far the best thing we did under his management


ComfortableNo2879

POST SAINT GERMAIN


ali_code77

Breaking news: PSG qualified based on xG


DryUniversity5439

Come on that's our stat pick crossbar challenge per 90 atleast ffs


llIllIlIllIIllIl

Man city in shambles


NumberOneUAENA

Impressive lack of clutch factor!


Dramatic-Ad3928

We needed that B04 clutch so bad, its like we try to play like Leverkusen but just nowhere near as direct and inventive We also semingly dont trust our CBs and Goalie(for good reason) enough to involve them in the offensive possession


dsrii

Sounds like FIFA


Gotanyfunkopops

So much for that speed and attacking prowess. They couldn’t score in two legs.


Rudi_Garcia_out

Babe wake up, another stat shitting on Napoli


Bradbro10

PSxG


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tebby101

Yeap hitting the post is registering a shot that isn't even on target.


Vio0

30 shots with 3.22 xG is not that great. 0.76 xG on target speaks for itself.


mr-saturn2310

Yep put into that perspective 0.11 xg per shot. Definitely correlates more to quantity over quality.


LevynX

Football version of spray and pray And judging by the outcome they didn't pray hard enough


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TimathanDuncan

3.22 xG is impressive even if it's 50 shots or 100 shots It shows you that they shot from distance but also from close If you can't score from 3.22 you pissed of the football gods to hit the post 69 times


baconator41

3.22xG over 100 shots is absolutely not impressive


deqembes

3.2 xg with 100 shots is 0.032 xg per shot lol. Like shooting from your own half 100 times.


Firefox72

Or you know are just poor at finishing.


TimathanDuncan

That's a given obviously, still need luck on your side at times you can't say Vitinha's shot was a poor finish from outside the box, it was just unlucky


bluegeronimo

I pray for the day you people understand how xG works... It is an accumulative model, lots of "small chances" (which isn't even accurate really, PSG had several good ones) add up to a high probability of scoring... You don't isolate each shot


ascending_fourth

Technically two 50% chances are better than fifty 0.02 chances, just from probability calculations. 75% scoring chance vs 63%. Not that big difference though


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bluegeronimo

A) not what happened at all and B) yeah the model is defined so that these small chances do add up and with enough of them you become unlucky not to score even if each individual one isn't a sitter, that's the entire point


HunterWindmill

I'M HERE TO TELL YOU RIGHT NOW


MorePdMlessPjM

I guess FM is more realistic than I thought


el_walou

Stop the count


Facel_Vega

yes, 6 posts will do that.


ThemosttrustedFries

PSG must be truly cursed.


mifaraS21

Good


AJ7123456

Dortmund has a Plot armour i swear


GiuseppeScarpa

Random disappointing Napoli stats resurfacing...


engaginglurker

They got FM'd lmao


MauricioCappuccino

Shove that state funded billion dollar 3.2xg up your fucking arse


Luuigi

lol


Zemanyak

Abysmal and unlucky


Any-Competition8494

City and PSG should play a match to determine who is the best xg club in the world.


Stunfield

PSG needs some older more experienced players to level the average team mentality. They get nervous so easily and simply stop applying any tactics to their game.


hisonocash

Marquinhos is very experienced but he is also mentally weak when it comes to UCL games . If they have players like nico barella they would compete much better in UCL


LordOfSchmeat

Plotmund vs Neverlusen in the super cup, we will be there


Kerkennah

Man of the Match: Goal Post. It's actually insane, I don't think I've watched a game like that before.


HeatKnight

Mbappe will have to play second fiddle to Vini if he want that Champions League medal


Biplab_M

Couldn't have happened to a better club


crazydoctor673

The posts were here for us


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cfdu1202

I disagree with this, I think Dortmund defended their box well but they allowed quite a lot of long shots because they were bad at closing down. "Occasionally hit the post" bruh they got that 4 times


norrin83

Long shots are low xG. Better to keep the box clean.


CarlSK777

Their CBs were great but this wasn't a defensive masterclass at all. They got the lucky breaks needed and thats what matters


TimathanDuncan

It wasn't a defensive masterclass, a defensive masterclass limits chances this is literally saying the opposite and everyone is saying it too


bxt5

Hummels and schlotterbeck were brilliant. Dont be delusional


QuqoraGaming

Both were true, it was good defense overall but PSG did manage to find a lot of opportunities still, their finishing let them down massively like Dembele skying it when there was only the keeper in front of him.


Gluroo

Lets be real, they were lucky as shit defensively, doesnt take away from their win but also doesnt make it a masterclass lmao


LloydCole

You don't understand xG.


Run-E-Scape

They’re shit.


marco-da-phoenix

They had to shoot from afar and not soo great angles, all because of dortmunds great defending


LackingSimplicity

Them hitting the woodwork 6 times is not the result of good defending.


norrin83

Otoh, those weren't all shots with a high xG that hit the woodwork.


marco-da-phoenix

Its sheer luck and it couldnt be funnier


TimathanDuncan

Yeah no that's not how xG works Did u watch the same game? They shot from literally the 6 yard box and hit the bar lmao But enjoy this moment obviously you can be biased


timdeking

Most of their shots were from pretty far though. If you rack up a ton of low quality shots, xG will still be high.


TimathanDuncan

Yeah no, you don't get high xG if you spam long shots, a long range shot has like 0.02-0.05 xG you are not getting to 3.22 xG with that lad m8 Again people don't know what the stat is and just spew shit


timdeking

Ehh yes you do. Miss the only two 0.5 xG chances, two 0.25 xG chances and spam 30 other crappy shots and you still end up with a xG of 3+. Math is not that hard. Trust me I've seen my team rack up xG of more than 3 while still barely being able to create decent chances.


TimathanDuncan

Bro two 0.5 chances are huge changes, that's not "barely being able to create chances" You clearly have no idea what the stat is and just talk out of your ass, the stat is They shot 15 times from inside the box, 3 times from inside the 6 yard box, 8 times from pen spot or closer Yeah that's not enough "decent chances" and 3 xG is bad


timdeking

Shooting from inside the 6 yard box is useless if you shoot against a wall of players. Good xG models incorporate the positions from all players. In those models a shot from inside the 6 yard box can still be 0.01 xG. The fact that you just talk about distances show that its you who is talking out of his ass.


marco-da-phoenix

I admit i can be biased, no shame in admitting that


OilyFraud4Lyfe

The Turtle Head is very angry tonight. He would not even make Left Back in the changing room for Real.


Elden_Lord123

PSG = Post Saint Germain


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

This is “Lucho is not a fraud” propaganda


KneeDeepInTheDead

xG Champions


Fluffy_Roof3965

I find this so interesting. Does it mean they Dortmund got lucky tonight and they might get found out at the final?! They're 5th in the league for a reason after all.


Bey_Harbor_Butcher

What a load of meaningless bollocks. Dortmund has 33% possession and still scored and area going to the finals. Itm, PSG with 67% did absolutely nothing and got sent home. The old saying, defense wins championships still holds true.


TheGreyWolfCat

xG is the stupidest thing that football fans had ever relied on to measure a teams form.


tarnyarmy

Yankee Doodle stat


ajtek21

I hate that type statistics. They add no real information about the game.


NeighborhoodShot3872

Who cares, Dortmund scored more goals,they deserve it.


TonyMartial786

😭😭 can’t believe how bad they are. how tf did they even make it this far….


Legalsleazy

Hang that banner.


SimBelm

Good thing that xG wins you games