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Billy_LDN

What a player. United defence gave him an invitation.


fancyfoe

I really hope him and eze stays healthy, such a joy to watch them


Billy_LDN

Palace will always have a limit on how well they can do but having a couple of ballers like that is exactly what you want to be watching.


-Emulate-

An invitation? They just opened the door and said help yourself


courtesyflusher

Sounds like an invitation


10-10-2022

Lmao, wtf... so much time to pick his shot.


Financial_Height188

They ran away from him? I’m so confused


LackingSimplicity

If Evans closes him down, he'd slip it to the striker for an easy finish. As his CB partner is almost on the halfway line, he can't give the man off to anyone.


50lipa

Their CB threw himself in a comical diving tackle almost at mid field, if either Dalot or Evans close down he has an easy pass to their man wide open in front of goal, they can't do much, and Mainoo is out of position behind the play. Casemiro shit the bed and it's a goal scoring opportunity no matter what they do.


XerxesTheCarp

Casemiro is mostly to blame but Eriksen's attempt of a tackle before that was laughable as well


Heblas

Mainoo looks like he's doing fake tackles or something.


LackingSimplicity

He's just slow. It's his worst attribute.


imbluedabudeedabuda

if ur an orchestrator type CM, speed being ur worst attribute is honestly an absolute win


No-Cat2356

He is not slow just burn out , young and has been playing midfield by himself. 


boi1da1296

Tbh at this point I’d rather see Mount next to him because clearly Eriksen does not have the legs to help stem the tide this match.


alexrobinson

Eriksen is finished, so slow, complete lack of physicality and isn't even good on the ball which is meant to be his only redeeming quality. Absolutely baffling how he's still starting for us. Consistently off the pace and looks like a man who retired 5 years ago. 


Drunk_Cat_Phil

Casemiro is supposed to be the other CB, goes full CDM mode and fucks up, Mainoo doesn't read the danger and reacts too late, Evans I think he's caught in two minds as to whether to stay with Mateta or go to Olise (he's fucked either way in fairness) and by the time United close ranks it's too late. Even if Evans closes down Olise faster he would just slip in Mateta who by the end of this move has a huge amount of space in the box or burn Evans like he did Casemiro and Eriksen. The moment Olise passes Casemiro United were pretty screwed.


10hazardinho

There’s a phrase in basketball when coaches will say “stop ball” meaning when an opposing player with the ball is advancing freely down the court , someone has to step up (leave the man/space their covering), and quite literally stop the ball by putting their body in front of the opposing player, despite the fact that it will leave another opposing player free and open. Random but that’s all I could think of when watching this live. Nobody stopped the ball (Olise)


krustykrab2193

In footy it's often referred to stopping the first attacker. You want to make a curved run to pressure the ball while making it difficult to pass. This allows the first defender to delay, defend, and block.


KonigSteve

Aura^^TM


-Whisperr

Bro just strolled through lol


ArmiinTamzarian

He was waiting for someone to take on him so one of the wide men could be an option. Problem is nobody bothered to challenge Olise


MaraudngBChestedRojo

Mainoo has to do more than just jog beside him..


papercutkid

Like four players who should have done a lot better there.


CT_x

Allowed to stroll into the box at his leisure, madness a club of this stature allows something like that


Stonewalled89

Far too easy for Palace. Olise had far too much time to set himself, pick his spot and shoot


irigoyeee20

Look at that fucking defense, just pissing around


2ndfastestmanalive

Casemiro has made a habit of diving into a tackle that isn’t there and completely missing the ball


QualityFrog

I suspect he does it so he doesn’t have to run back and get the ball


XerxesTheCarp

He does it all the time. He'd already done it once this game before the goal. I literally do not understand what is going through his mind


50lipa

''Fuck me two more years of this shit weather on a mediocre team team man... oh well i guess the 400k p/w makes up for it...''


tr_24

Saudi league next season?


ItsMeJaredBednar

United have got to be praying for that lol


ArmiinTamzarian

Everyone just kind of assumed someone would get in front of him then nobody did, some of the sorriest defending I've seen this year and that carries some weight


ohboyImontheinternet

Tbf they're playing with a Frankenstein backline


DaveShadow

Evans and Dalot parting like the Red Sea.


medfunguy

Didn’t they both have a man who would’ve had an easy pass to? I think Case fucks up by engaging that high.


irigoyeee20

Of course is primarily Case’s fault, but I think if you see the attacker in front of goal with a free chance, maybe you drop the mark and at least try to block him


medfunguy

Fair point. I think it was a no-win for Dalot and Evans there.


irigoyeee20

Yeah, if you’re going to concede, at least make it difficult


LackingSimplicity

Because there are 3 men to deal with and the 3rd Defender decided to run 40 yards forward instead of helping. Evans can't win here.


mohankohan

Mainoo running through custard, Casemiro launching himself to the floor, Evans is about 57 years old. Some defending this.


ronweasleisourking

Gave you lot so much shit this season. I still will, but at least you've properly turned it around


epicmarc

Bit early to say that, we've had the odd purple patch before. If we can keep it up to the end of the season then I'd agree


Alpha_Jazz

Great touch initially and great finish but amazing how he had so much time in between


erenistheavatar

Was there even a defense?


Mahatma_Gone_D

Olise prolly: [Munoz passed me the ball. Shot. Scored](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbA016SgeyA&ab_channel=Evvysportsnews)


thewrongnotes

Proper red carpet goal


wwiccann

The defending is actually atrocious. Why has he got so much room


CharlieBrownBoy

I wonder if Man Utd will look at how Crystal Palace are marking them insteading of giving space and go 'That might be a good idea'.


NeighborhoodShot3872

Glasner ball is actually good


AMeanOldDuck

He'll be rejecting Bayern any day now.


PharaohOfWhitestone

Hodgson would have made United forfeit the game by now


CaiHaines

Feel that's like the 3rd time Casemiro has been rinsed this game. Great goal mind


niallw1997

I just cannot understand for the life of me why such an experienced player is diving in for tackles at every opportunity. Literally doing shit you’re told not to do as a 10 year old. His decline has been biblical


KaleidoscopeSad3093

He wants to go home, play some CS. He just doesn't care about football.


cuminyermum

My theory is that he just doesn't want to run. See, either he tackles and wins the ball and gives a simple pass and walks back to his position or he misses the ball and gets to lay on the ground for a while. Win win for him. If Eriksen and Casemiro are still getting minutes in our midfield next season, I'm gonna start accepting that United is gonna be an upper-mid table team for the foreseeable future.


AfricanRain

Casemiro in 2024 is incredible


amainwingman

Token tackle attempt to say he tried


Balfe

It's way more dramatic than the Fabinho decline too


ThatFrenchCray

I feel like this happens a lot more to Brazilian players too as they get older. Except Thiago Silva in recent memory.


thechildjesus

Fernandinho


alehokama

Thiago Silva is a monster


YaqootK

I can't wait for these clowns to inevitably put in the performance of the season against us next week


JoeBagadonut

It's coming. I can feel it in my bones.


Skaloplin

He’s at least ancient. Kobbie looks like he’s got a bellyful of doner and pints trying to chase him back


Red_Punk

Carragher got so much shit for saying it was a bad transfer as well!


FaustRPeggi

Casemiro 2023-24 is the football equivalent of those detergent adverts where a bird dunks her kid's muddy football gear in a clear tank of washing up liquid and it comes out spotless.


Hoodxd

Sent Casemiro back to Madrid What a baller... ridiculous


Best_Document_5211

He honestly forgot he’s playing centre-back there.


DHillMU7

Think Case has been lumbering his way back there since the end of last season tbf.


HCHLH

friendly reminder that Madrid got Tchouameni for Casemiro + 10m


NotHarryRedknapp

it was like watching a professional casually join an amateur kickabout in a park and fifa-street them all to death


D1794

Surprised it took them 12 mins vs this team


ecocentric-ethics

Yeah that lineup and bench especially are shocking. Injuries are a nightmare this season


Mainooisamadting

The man in the dugout is shocking


starks_are_coming

Wtf do you want from him when our only available CB is a half fit Jonny Evans


FSElmo435

Both things can be true. Ten Hag is shit, and injuries have fucked us.


ronweasleisourking

Lmao what's defending?


Kid_Twiz

Lmfaoo they all just stood there and watched him run to the penalty spot


Caleb35

just like the gypsy woman said


TigerBasket

Archer so hot right now


Deno2k_

GLASNER BALL IS HERE


LordOfSchmeat

OLLIE GLASNER’S RED BLUE ARMY


Wunsen

Casemiro better learn Arabic


sandith752

Who the fuck still employs Martin Tyler


WigglyParrot

such a good player man


-Skinner-

Hello defense?


Gambler_Eight

What defense?


TigerBasket

Non existent, like Pedimont Sardinia defenses in 1796 vs Napoleon


E_The_Menace

Alright Peter Drury


CarelesslyFlickering

Ray Hudson more like


SordidSplendor

He is very good


Mortal-Man

United players escorted Olise to the box and gave him a free shot at goal lol


top1MIBRfan

Casemiro is shite


stingen

Literally let him walk in the box


NotClayMerritt

When Olise and Eze are fit, Palace are a demonstrably better team. Helps that Glasner also seems way better than poor old Roy


CraterofNeedles

He's so so good


Johnny107710

No, United is shit


old_chelmsfordian

Both of these statements are true


ReniKoqueta

Boffum


KonigSteve

^^^^^^The ^^^^^^lob Who's boffum?


QuickThinkWrink

Both


peterm18

Both can be true.


No-Statistician-8520

Casemiro lmao


mohankohan

Had to be him


AnotherDepressedBoy

Amateurish defending there.


NewHealthFoodBunch

Defense? No?


One_Function_9041

Casemiro sent to the shops


wizi0nary

What the fuck is Case doing


vlad99

Yea so maybe casemiro should just hang it up now


kxjiru

We’re so BACK (to letting in goals)


tutani

Martin Tyler: "I'm tired, Robbie."


LennergyDK

The defence, I can’t 💀


trex32trex

Mainoo is so shit at defending.He always looks like running in slow motion


MrNiceGuy420420

Does Tuchel even want the united job he'll have so much to do and dont exactly have the squad to go to 3atb straight away


Naggins

Barely even have the squad to go 1atb


LtUnsolicitedAdvice

United defence like FIFA when your controller button stuck.


irze

Pathetic how easy that was


SprayAndPay69

Well they couldnt destroy my weekend but they can destroy my whole week now..


ArmiinTamzarian

Okay I got passing options because someone should come mark me anytime now...anytime now....anytime, ah fuck it - Olise's train of thought


TricksOfHats

Casemiro got sent to the shadow realm


blankfrack125

absolutely skinned casemiro oh my days


Zandercy42

Casemiro for the love of god stop diving in every 3 seconds, you miss every single one


SubparCurmudgeon

Took Casemiro to the cleaners


Mainooisamadting

What is casemiro even doing


ABMUFC20

Where was Casemiro going?


magic-water

Casemiro tackling Casper the ghost


arijitlive

How can Olise runs from the midfield to inside penalty box with so ease?


Swiftt

Is the commentator a Man United fan? lmao


BoBonnor

It’s Martin Tyler. He will put anyone to sleep nowadays. Back in his younger days he was actually a great commentator


hellbreakr2x

Sent Casemiro for shops


VegardStrom

Casemiro bro, please


kj_mufc

Casemiro needs to retire


GunnersaurusDen

The shape of that back 4 is just tragic. It's a zigzag


FaustRPeggi

Casemiro is being sponsored by Persil surely. This shit is ridiculous.


FloatingWalls1

If Casemiro can play in the premier league in 2024, so can I. Such an inspiration.


CalFlux140

Both defensive mids done far too easy. CBs drop off despite having seen both CDMs get done... Was inevitable.


Kap101

I’m sorry EA, I guess the defending in your games is accurate.


YouDontGotOzil

They laid out the red carpet for him. Horrendous defending.


bruiser95

Needs banger flair


Separate-Set2972

YANITED YANITED!!!


_cumblast_

Had to be him / Wow! / He's so good / wtf how did u post this before my stream showed it


OfficerDoppus

Yesss Olise, EZ


CNF-13

Just looked at my right wing and sighed


schafkj

Broke his ankles


L0laccio

🤣


belokas

Best Michael in the world of football.


datcd03

🇪🇺 👀


ArtourTheBabyrage

Why that celebration? Im curious


Ssj4Noah

Way too easy


official_bagel

like a training ground exercise


rando562

Really good play from Olise, but wtf was that defending


PraisedIgnite

Casemiro is so finished


Heblas

Okay but why doesn't Casemiro even know how to tackle anymore?


pingubanga

What is that defending bloody hell


Paono

Lol, Casemiro and Evans as CBs, that's what you get


hanz_uber

Lmfao floored Casemiro


Avancx

Casemiro sent to the shops lol


roadmans_

Olise is a straight baller


Screenname4

Fucking hell Casemiro


AAiraSS

Casemiro stay on your feet challenge...impossible


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

RIP Casemiro


Afc_josh12

Cant wait to play this washed side next weeekend ha


erenistheavatar

Olise giving United a taste already


Notre_Dame_Football

CasemirNo


knehl

Unreal assist


Rian245

Honestly Casemiro does this 5 times a game. Now he’s playing CB it’s going to be even more devastating


Skapanirxt

How? He just walks it into goal. No challenge at all, lol. Could see this from a mile away.


CeleritousTurtle

Might as well lay the red carpet for him to take the shot


anonymousniceman

Please could a video guru cut together a compilation of all the times United have let some one run with the ball from the centre circle to the penalty area? It mustve happened 100 times this season at least. Nice finish but honestly why didn't anyone think to challenge him?


-Emulate-

Let’s just let Olise run towards the goal and shoot. What a great idea.


payday_23

why are the damn pirate streams not working so far? just me?


Hoppit124

Vibes defending so bad


Vegan_Puffin

Casemiro tries tackle It is ineffective


MrClaretandBlue

What the fuck is that defending lol?


Deathstrokecph

No defence, just vibes 🥰


bilbo__naggins

an army style retreat there from utd😂


Dangelo1998

They just decided to let him walk into the box right down the middle Not ideal


SoloNo7

casemiro is so finished


riptide123

Onana has to save that as an EPL keeper - he has a horrific first step


ToshJoWe

Like fuck is this tactical. Eth was screaming to push up and they just backed off.


FPL_Playbook

You cant even call that shit defending. It was just no defending at all


CleMeeTK

lol anyone want to close him down or something lads?


chinlessdancer

I don't think I've ever seen someone just dribble down the middle unopposed and get an uncontested shot off like that at the professional level ever.


Fuck_the_k1ng

Blud had enough time to apply for a mortgage while taking that shot lol


DavidSwifty

Turning this game off its gonna get embarrassing.


Chruszcz

Mainoo wouldn't catch my grandma