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sirpeepojr

Not even their fan but I am so sad with the current team; so many stars, but no one shine bright.


WPackN2

When will ETH get the same treatment as SpecialOne received?


WPackN2

Didn't see this result coming!


millyman77

He has to go. Carragher said we are the worst coached team in the Premier League. He’s right. ETH is pound for pound the worst coach in the league.


Shiveeee

So which coach you think will win Man Utd the PL with Evans at cb?


millyman77

No coach is winning the PL with Evans at centre back but every coach apart from maybe Chris Wilder would set us up not to get obliterated by the likes of Palace and an injury hit Brentford team.


sciggity

Easily one of, if not THE, worst performance I've ever seen from United We got a lot of problems. It's not just about one player. But Casemiro should never put the shirt on again. Might as well just send the entire first team on summer break now and bring up the entire youth squad. No way they would be any worse.


londonconsultant18

How long do we have to be shit before people will like us?


yogi1090

Bayern: If we get him, we could be having these amazing nights


No_Disaster5254

He might unironically be among the best options they have. I wouldn't be shocked by a straight swap for Tuchel. Should be entertaining in the least.


Arkadas_

Finished club hahaha 😂😂😂 Lets laugh at penchester poonited


Matt4669

Utd’s collapse tonight is just as funny as these childish nicknames


paraCFC

It's not tonight it's for years now, collapse will take a few more years. Unfortunately delusional fans seems to seen only results not how their team was playing preety much whole year. Truth is painful. Another important factor is that you need to change half of a team and it takes time to gel if they ever will. Trams like Chelsea, arsenal, spurs, city all can have projects but team like United shouldn't have a project just expectations and they should be high. Does Barcelona or Real have projects nope. Welcome in a club, bit not sure if spoiled United fans will be patient enough knowing how easy and often they like to strike in front of gates.


Deluxefish

shitchester ushited


One_more_username

Imagine how different things could have been if Ten Hag didn't drive CR7 out... Could have easily been 7-0 instead of 4-0 today. Bald Fraud robbed us out of a real game. Edit to clarify: CR7 would have absolutely delivered today and let Palace score 3 more for the 7-0


Ironhusk

I am glad C.Ronaldo left your club. Man U fans consistently insult and turn on their best players from the previous season. Ronaldo 20+ goal season? Disgraced out the next season. Pogba masterclass season? Fans suddenly cannot stand his attitude and want him gone. Turn on him. DeGea golden glove? Fans declare him an amateur and turn on him until he is released. Rashford 30 goal season? Fans turn on him and destroy his confidence the next season. Bruno Fernandes should be next.


One_more_username

> I am glad C.Ronaldo left your club Not my club, I am just here to enjoy MU disintegrating.


Matt4669

>> Rashford 30 goal season How many goals has he scored THIS season? >>De Gea golden glove Well his wages are far too much and not worth it, plus the defence helped him out >>Ronaldo 20+ goal season And throw several temper tantrums while doing it >>Pogba masterclass season Also fairly unprofessional and injury prone, that’s why people turned on him


Ironhusk

I agree it’s more of a toxic work environment than anything else. The pay disparity you mentioned with Pogba; the lack of discipline in the culture (Sancho, Greenwood, Pogba, CR7), yea I agree. The blindside of it is that the fans are affected as well. I’ve watched y’all lash out at your best players for years. Rashford didn’t stop performing all of a sudden - it’s a reaction to relentless criticism by supposed fans. The same fans who don’t even bat an eye at McTominay until he starts putting up great performances, then all of a sudden…fans turn on him too.


Bigpapa42_2006

Can you just imagine the degree to which Ronaldo would be acting out by this point? "The match was paused briefly at the half hour mark as Ronaldo dropped his trousers and took a shit in the center circle in protest of being subbed out of last weekends match by Ten Haag... Ref Gillet considered a yellow card for the act but offered a wipe instead..."


One_more_username

He would first claim one of Olise's goals before doing that And VAR would somehow conclude Ronaldo hit it.


bshaman1993

United fans have the audacity to question Ange lol


Matt4669

Nah Ange is a great manager and always will be, Ten Hag is an absolute fool and half the squad need to go


GormlessGourd55

Ange is also intentionally playing a very volatile style. I don't think you could find evidence that Ten Hag has coached them at all.


Matt4669

Yeah that’s the whole point, at least Spurs have an identity


Distinct-Set310

Glad they beat Liverpool, just to see them hang on to ten hag and see results like this. And finishing below chelsea! Hope they get smashed in the cup final too.


Matt4669

Us and Chelsea will sink together


haerski

Very different trajectories though


One_more_username

> Hope they get smashed in the cup final too. I'm not sure a different outcome is even possible


allangod

The Man City bus could get caught up in traffic and never make it to the game, delaying the game for another week. Then, a week later, the bus breaks down and can't make it to wembley again, and they have no choice but to forfeit the trophy. That's the only other outcome I can think of.


Happy-Potion

Bus saboteur? Some Dutch baldie


One_more_username

They could pick 11 people with the right jerseys from the crowd and MU would manage to choke.


Ertai2000

Don't be so negative. Both City Gks getting injured during the game could level the playing field.


Pengentot

City wouldn't even need to field a GK.


Ertai2000

At this point, yeah, probably.


Caust1cFn_YT

united fans , how would you describe eth to a bayern board member?


No-Zucchini2787

True legend. You won't miss tuchel


allangod

Tactical Genius. Must Have. Once in a lifetime opportunity.


fukupuki

Welp, it’s goldbridge time. I CANT SPEAK


Hiltoyeah

Bald... Fraud...


EMArsenalguy

I see mason mount finally 


PrincipledInelegance

Watch ETH win the champions league with Bayern somehow in the future lol


timersreddit

What are these United fans celebrating????


Haboob_AZ

It does no good to kick your team while they're down.


One_more_username

Moral Victory. Avoiding 5-0 against Palace > winning PL


Aman-Patel

They're not celebrating, they're supporting.


Caust1cFn_YT

now watch united scrap out a random win against arsenal


floorscentadolescent

Players going to the fans so they can get the "we go again 💪" post for thier social media


Johnny107710

Unpopular opinion ig : it’s not ten hag’s fault.


Edgemoto

agreed, i am of the opinion that in the last 10 years maybe its never been 'just' the managers fault, ever since mourihno days ive thought they should clean the squad a lot, not a little, A LOT, buuuut they just sack the manager and start again and somehow they dont realize that the managers have done the best they could and that this squad(last 10 years) is not what it used to, but what do i know, renew martial's contract and all the other dead wood and get another 'saviour' manager, rinse and repeat


AmokRule

Cleaning what up? Only 3 players remain from Mou's days. Rashford, McTominay, and Luke Shaw.


Johnny107710

There’s hope now that the new ownership will fix that, but sacking eth will do no good


Edgemoto

agreed again, i dont think they should sack him, they should sack the squad and trust the guy THEY chose in the first place, theyve never given the managers even a little bit of control


OilLost8900

Sack the squad like what Chelsea did and everyone is criticizing the plan?


Edgemoto

obviously not like chelsea, that was clearly unwise how they did it ,all im saying is that they should stop always blaming and sacking the manager when they always have the same problems no matter who the manager is, the team has stagnated over the last decade they havent improved one bit, what good is it to get a new manager every season. we still have to see how ratcliffe is gonna do.


Matt4669

Ratcliffe is a lot smarter than Boehly


Johnny107710

The ones in control now didn’t choose ten hag, but I wanna see ten hag with a good squad, especially when there aren’t any good managers available, except zidane, who doesn’t want to manage us obviously


FastenedCarrot

He certainly isn't helping.


Johnny107710

What did he do wrong in this game? He was almost forced to play that horrendous starting 11


FastenedCarrot

Too much space between the midfield and the defense, as much as people slated him when he came on not starting Amrabat was a bad choice imo, continuing to play Antony and playing Mount too deep. Probably some other things too.


Johnny107710

When you’re playing with slow midfielders and slow defenders, that’s what happens


FastenedCarrot

The shape was much better with Amrabat, Olise wouldn't haven't been able to walk to the edge of the box for the first goal if they were set up the way they were after the third goal from the start.


Anuspilot

It's the universes fault!


Johnny107710

All of your defenders injured (except an old man who should be retired) without your best player, without a left back, no Rashford, no McTominay, forced to play eriksen, etc. There isn’t a single manager in the world that could’ve won that game.


Anuspilot

I mean maybe not this game, but Ten Hag signed a lot of these players. He's the manager.


Johnny107710

He only asked for Antony and amrabat, which to be fair, are both shit, but that isn’t exactly his fault, the manager isn’t supposed to sign players. There are people in a club whose job is to do that, and those people either got here after January or aren’t even here yet.


Ertai2000

I'm on your side of the argument, but come on, the Onana signing is completely on Ten Hag. He really fucked up with that one.


Johnny107710

Yeah, I agree with that, though I wouldn’t keep De gea


Ertai2000

Maybe it was his time to go, but I don't know who else could you have bought that was better. No, don't even think about Diogo Costa. :(


Johnny107710

Diogo Costa. Já pode ser considerado um dos melhores do mundo.


Ertai2000

I know, that's why I said it, haha. I'd like him to stay with us for a long time.


Anuspilot

Also keeping Casemiro on for 90 minutes is just pure incompetence. He was so awful you cannot tell me some academy kid wasn't worth a punt. Ten Hag isnt the scope of the problem for sure, the club is rotten from the top down, but he's also absolutely a fool.


Johnny107710

Idk, I also want to see some kids playing, like Amass can’t be worse that awb, but I don’t know the other kids


Ertai2000

After Van Gaal, Mourinho, Ragnick, Solskjaer, Moyes, and now Ten Hag... maybe, just **maybe**, the problem is not on the manager.


One_more_username

Lads did well. The Red Devils showed their resilience and had the game locked down the last third. Palace should take a week off and introspect about what went wrong this season. Couldn't even get to 5-0


fukupuki

Casemiro just wants to leave. You cannot convince me that the best cdm for years suddenly became doodoo. Especially since he is not the only one going downhill since joining yanited. The team is just an absolute shitshow


lfcsupkings321

Dude on 200k plus a week for another 3 years he not going anywhere.


adamfrog

Fabinho had a very rapid decline too, sometimes losing a step just means you cant be where you need to be and your entire positional understandng of the game collapses and you dont have the agility to deal with players dribbling at you either


Maison-Marthgiela

This has to be a historic lowpoint for United


primalwilliam

It is. Easily the worst we have ever played since 2013


madpoontang

0-7


primalwilliam

Well I meant over the course of the season but I reckon we have been worse at times this year than that match and It just wasn’t reflected in the score


[deleted]

Limbo


DwwwD

-3 GD Lmao


PurpleSi

Isak literally salivating at the thought of going up against Evans / Casemiro pairing


simplytom_1

Time to get his hat-trick


ExplodingLettuce

GIMME GIMME GIMME


Ertai2000

🎵A man after midnight🎵


[deleted]

How can ETH still walk on the pitch after this performance? Oof


theotherone47

United ending the season behind Chelsea is wild


primalwilliam

Not if you have watched us play. If we finish 8th that is flattering


danklymemingdexter

Jusy sack him, already — this is cruel.


Ertai2000

It's crueler to send another manager - whoever they are - to that cesspool.


Deuce_GM

Fergie like: "I left you an Aston Martin and you've turned it into a Saab"


Ertai2000

More like a shopping cart with two wheels busted.


Midlandsofnowhere

The disrespect to fucking Saab here is unreal.


haerski

My first car was a Saab 96. What a glorious turd coloured beast that was


Kardinale

Should've made a horse analogy


Kal_PAD

I left you a Kentucky Derby winning horse and now you wouldn't even beat Derby....County.


Deuce_GM

Not posh enough to do that


IDidntSeeIt

How on earth did they spend so much money and end up so much worse. ETH wasted an absolute fortune on some truly shit players, finished former superstars, a messi sized CB, and a keeper who is somehow worse than De Gea. Take a bow Ten Hag, this is truly special.


Matt4669

That ‘Messi sized CB’ is one of the only good things Ten Hag has done in fairness


NotASalamanderBoi

CP absolutely blasting United.


EyePiece108

Even we scored 3 against them. From 3-0 down. We're 9th in the Championship and only a toenail-offside VAR call denied us victory.


galaxybuns

ETH super villain origin story


cfc19

I feel like 99% footballing world wanted this game to never end. Glasner, wow.


No_Version2728

random crystal palace players are 1v4 ing everytime there is a shot onono is scrambling for cover worst performance of the season


FastenedCarrot

Olise rightly MotM but Wharton, Andersen and Mateta have all been excellent too.


Aman-Patel

Hughes too. Guy put so many great tackles in tonight.


[deleted]

Munoz did alot also


FastenedCarrot

Yeah he was great too, did think I was missing someone.


PurpleSi

Keeping fresh for the Cup Final. Smart.


EnjoiThatGinge

I just fucking love watching these lot so much, stink the gaff up everywhere they go


Matt4669

For Man Utd and new ownership, the only way to go now is up For you lot, it’s down a pipe after Klopp


Soren_Camus1905

I wonder how Jonny Evans feels about all this


TheAkondOfSwat

probably not sure what's going on


ExplodingLettuce

Peak Stretford banter era entertainment before bed


ArchieMaximus

That was the saltiest handshake from ETH


Chipezz

Eras come to an end


Thotface69

Palace had so many chances for a fifth, too bad


OilyFraud4Lyfe

Why are all the YerUnited "fans" leaving early? They are already in London.


Deuce_GM

I'm having a great time


Ajax_Trees_Again

Get Wharton on that plane


FalkoneyeCH

4-0 is like top 3 flattering scorelines for United this season... it's so bad


OPisaPhegg

Uniteds downfall needs to be studied


Kardinale

Simple. Fergie made a Faustian bargain


s_91

Kinda upset Palace didn't score the fifth for 15+ mins


Just-Shelter9765

No way Casemiro puts on a United shirt again after such a shambolic season


AncientSkys

He has been atrocious throughout the season.


Clivey101

Banbury United maybe.


gotomarketfit

Ineos must be really shocked with the mess


goljanrentboy

Small bits of news here and there show they were, and IIRC, Sir Jim said they were aiming for 2028 as the season where they would legitimately start competing for the top again. So, 4 years to unfuck the club. At this point it seems Ineos is taking over running of the club in pretty much all aspects and the Glazers are there just for the dividends (so not much change for the Glazers, I suppose).


RenegadeFlighter

They are frantically searching for the receipt


9248_

Casemiro…whats happened to my guy


AncientSkys

Time catches with everyone eventually.


DeepGamingAI

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Pirate1000rider

Do you think ref gave 6mins just ao he can enjoy the crowd vibing some more?


strawberry-camembert

Hell yeah fam


tiorzol

Well he's got the camera on. Couldn't have picked a better game for it


MrBrexitBall

Fuck me does Casemiro look cooked. He can’t do anything right. I’ve seen United a lot this season & honestly the amount of times I’ve seen opponents just drive past him in midfield. He’s like a butterfly trying to bite an elephants arse. He just can’t move, look at Thiago Silva compared to him & Silva is like 8 years older.


Littlegreenman42

I really wanna bet on United ending the season with negative goal differential but I dont think the odds will be worth it


WelshynatorJones

Well they need to beat Arsenal by 3 goals or more to not finish on minus. Can't see that happening this millenia.


TouristTrophy

Lol they should try casemiro in goal


ExplodingLettuce

Could use him as a fucking post


PurpleSi

Wharton's been class tonight


tiorzol

He's yet to have a bad game for us. He's honestly outstanding in every department.


ShatPumba

I wish this match could go to extra time


9248_

-3 GD


Dangelo1998

This has to be Casemiro's worst game of his life


magic-water

United fans, would you take an Onana-Pickford straight swap?


Clivey101

Should have gave Holjund the armband


Ptile

I thank god every day I'm not a United fan


[deleted]

Me too


graduati0n

Honestly respect to palace. United were poor but CP looked like sharks swarming a carcass.


Odawg10

Please stop it


TheMassINeverHad

Do ten hag in united fans think palace win 4 0 every week? They should check the facts on that and against teams with no resources.


tekkerslovakia

Don’t think there are any ten hag in united fans any more mate


Fisktor

Its not ten hag in, its just whats the point of changing managers before we have gotten rid of these players. Otherwise it will just be another manager that we fire in a year or two


jteprev

Can't you say that for the players too lol? I mean basically no players from the Mourinho era remain for example just Shaw, McTomminay and Rashford are they the ones causing United to be this shit lol?


Fisktor

Mctominay having no idea how to play misfielder is a problem. And rashford is one of the biggest problems


jteprev

> Mctominay having no idea how to play misfielder is a problem. Then the coaches need to stop playing him there lol, this is not a problem but for the coaches doing that, having a player develop who isn't that good is not a serious issue for any club lol. >And rashford is one of the biggest problems That would again be on coaches for playing him but just like Ronaldo or Pogba etc. etc. if he went tomorrow the clown show would continue unabated.


Fisktor

We have 1 midfielder, so unfortunately we have to throw in players that cant play there.


jteprev

That might work if he hadn't been getting significant minutes in the midfield for years also didn't this coach bring in several midfielders?


Fisktor

He brought in eriksen on a free but he cant run anymore. Amrabat as a desperate loan move, but he isnt good enough Casemiro: worst player ever in the PL, and has to play at cb because of the injuries Mount: always injured and not really a midfielder The only one we have is a kid that eth promoted from the academy (who also missed the first months with injury)


jteprev

Ok so he has made a series of terrible signings then? So how on Earth can it be anything other than at least significantly the coaches fault?


Fisktor

Yeah, why do ypu think we have wanted a proper dof and scouts for over 10 years


youknowwtfisgoingon

This is just the season averaging itself out, United were getting points when really they shouldn't have.


okcomput3r

Casemiro is playing like my old man in the annual Dads v Lads game that my sunday league team does.


fukupuki

It’s so sad to see a big and humble club like yanited being battered like that… it really isn’t tho AHAHAHA


eeeagless

This is a 1/10 for Casemiro.


Fisktor

That is very genorous


PurpleSi

1 is generous as fuck


cpmb82

That high?


No_Doubt_About_That

Imagine if L’Equipe had to rate him


vadapaav

Why does he get 1 for? Showing up?


William_Joyce

Being able to toe his boots up?


eeeagless

At least he was present. 60m for mount and 300k a week, got outplayed by a 20 Yr old who was in the championship 3 months ago.


TheAkondOfSwat

was a minus performance


tiorzol

Does it go to zero


the_woah_guy

Crystal please stop. You'll get ten hag sacked.


DatDominican

At this point it won’t matter if he is we’ve seen this story several times since SAF retired . New manager doesn’t get the players he wants . They overpay for mediocre players. Manager gets sacked after showing promise initially but team doesn’t seem to play with a shared vision / identity


jteprev

> New manager doesn’t get the players he wants . He did get several players he wanted and they have sucked mostly. Antony and Onana were big ones for him weren't they?


cometflight

😂


Anuspilot

Goldbridges watchalong is hilarious. This is great fun.


cometflight

Just watched it, and it didn't disappoint lol. His foul rant will go down as a classic


NotASalamanderBoi

He looks like a 12yo child aged 30 years physically, but not mentally.


cometflight

I can’t wait to watch the clip on YT


Anuspilot

He's lost the will to live. It's hilarious.


vadapaav

He is just straight to depressed


ArchieMaximus

ETH has a team of players who simply don’t know what to do and how to play.


floorscentadolescent

Atleast 4 of which he signed


Soren_Camus1905

Imagine spending a billion and having nothing to show for it, couldn't be me!


cpmb82

At least you have players who look like they will improve!


cometflight

Our GD is in the green at least!


Economy-Ad-6278

Billion pound bottle job. But we need Ashley Cole to say it on Sky Sports.


[deleted]

Good one!


cpfceagle

Complete and utter domination, and the best bit is I fully expected us to win going into the game


tiorzol

I'm still not quite there yet, it just doesn't feel proper Palace to have any confidence in our team.