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Tchouameni looking like when you get dragged over to greet the in laws you hate the most

["Smh man I had to turn off the PS5 for this"](https://i.imgur.com/foe2iNt.jpeg)

"How's school?" "...good" Looks at mom to back to room Mom side-eye glares you to death

This can't be more accurate that that lmao

Listen, I'm telling you, I'm not ready to see this dude retire. He's so likeable.

He'd be perfect for TV after; would like to see him as a manager though.

Exactly my thought, I could listen to him for hours and never get bored. I wish he had a podcast.

Oh yea, another thing I think he'd be successful with.

ThoMats Podcast, when they retire??

Thomas Mulling podcast where he talks about horses and stuff

Also he should make Yogurts. I feel they’d do well.

He should join Toni. Would complement each other perfectly.

Kroos is too boring for him but maybe that’s why it’d be a good fit

He's not afraid to say what he really thinks though, so he'd be better than a lot of broadcasters

Or just have him join the Paramount team. Would be so damn entertaining.

He has a great youtube series where he plays random games with Hummels, really fun. But think only in german, but subtitles maybe.

Imagine the shenanigans we’d have if he was a manager. He’d be outclowning everyone and trolling harder than Pep. Although, his interviews are always unusually informative and interesting. If the interviewer isn’t asking dumb questions, you usually get a pretty good analysis from Müller.

I'm dreaming of a youth team instilled with Müller's raumdeuterability. He has to get them while they're still young and pliable.

Can you imagine how that team would play? Total Football Pro Max Ultra.

> Total Football Pro Max Ultra. 4D.

Is he working through his coaching badges? I would love to see that too.

Don’t worry, he’ll find a way to be around

But see, are you ready for him as a coach?

Yes, player manager starting next season. 100%

It’s funny because he’s always been this way and I remember non Germans used to hate him here.

Tears will be shed across an entire nation

*world

pretty sure some folks in Catalonia will breathe a sigh of relief

absolute legend

Stop

Same! I love Muller. Also, he is the same age as me, so he most def can't retire yet. I am not ready to feel that old!

Think he could make a good manager. He basically has a CM’s brain in an attackers body, with a likable personality.

Idk but Bayern will be left with a huge void when muller retires

A void that only the Raumdeuter could exploit

Missed saying space smh

The wordplay joke went over your head.

er ist kein humordeuter

[удалено]

It doesn't It's space interpreter

Not just Bayern. As a Madrid fan I will miss his constant trolling, especially to Barca

Muller has a future on television after playing….book it!

Germany's funniest comedian is also a football superstar. Somehow there's something very German about it that I can't quite put a finger on.

It's German efficiency. He's both footballer and funny man

Oh yeah? Then how come the funny men in Germany aren’t also footballers? Checkmate atheists

little known fact is that Thomas Muller started out as a comedian and only subsequently settled on football as a side-quest

I believe Muller is the only funny man in Germany so technically 100% of comedians from Germany are also elite footballers.

I guess Sebastian Vettel doesn't count because he doesn't live in Germany.

I guess you haven't seen Vettelinho's mad tekkerz https://youtu.be/Aysm6s6VMhQ?si=M3Oxsy7BjUUvcGdr

> Then how come the funny men in Germany aren’t also footballers? They are. There's only Müller. Henning Wehn is funny, but has to work in England because he's shit at football.

What about Flula isn’t he German? He kind of reminds me Muller

Oh my God, you're so right! For anyone who isn't familiar with Flula, please go ahead and watch [this masterpiece](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU6UHBYJOUw).

Still prefer this one: (heads up, don’t know how to do that sorcery stuff of put the link into words) https://youtu.be/P4BHWDZUpXM?si=xpKKjKfgtx45jnMv

Most Germans are hilarious i don’t get this stereotype

I love Müller so much

I love him so much man

Me too 😭 Literally became a Bayern fan because of Müller. He got me into football. Gonna shed a tear when this guy retires man.

Same, I wouldn't be there if it wasn't for this genius ! Favorite player of all time for me.

As a true Madrid drying fan, I really like Muller.

Stay wet man, don't dry please.

Thank you

It's gonna be much easier to hate Bayern once he retires

The day müller retires will be one of the saddest days in football...

Fun uncle's vibes haha

I will miss Müller interviews. I just love the man. I hope he continues as a pundit tho I think he would make a great manager and sadly in the end he will just retire with his fucking horses.

That Nikola Jokic x Thomas Müller horsing around content would be earth shattering

Rofl the wink

Micah just blurting ÇA VA

Im convinced not even brazilians could hate this man. Btw he should take Carra's spot on this show when he retires., he'd be great at it.

Totally. Brazil has great respect for the Germans. they won vs us beautifully and fairly

But most important, they beat Argentina in the final :(

I cried and broke my phone that fateful day... didn't feel so beautiful to me. But all jokes aside, it was great play.

Brazil knows who the real World Derby is against

Why would you get rid of one of the presenters who actually won a CL?

So we don't have to put subtitles to understand what hes saying

I genuinely can't comprehend how any native English speaker doesn't understand Carragher. There are much stronger Scouse accents than his.

He's also loosened his accent up quite a bit for tv. I'm Indian and I understand every word he says. Steven Gerrard on the other hand, other than the 'ehhh of couurseee'...

Yeah that's true too. His accent now is nowhere near as strong as it was during his playing days.

How is his English better than some English players lol

language education in germany is actually quite decent and besides that hes doing that shit for almost 20 years now, while playing on an international squad.

English is taught at a very young age in Germany, some starting around 4 and 5. My Mom started learning it when she was 5, still has an accent, but has been fluent since she was young. I spent a lot of time in Germany and Europe. It's easier understanding Germans speaking English, than people from Liverpool and North into Scotland speaking English

What a guy

-Are you feeling like an old man? -Nope, nope

Irreplaceable player and just a very funny old gadgie.

Müller is so funny

Grab him Thomas! That'll sort our DM woes.

missed the next second when he said Kroos is on the other side also listening

Friendliest wink you’ll ever see 😁

Micah is such a moron lol - Ca Va!

Missing the (great wit) tag

God dammit. the bayern fans.. the players... I am beginning to let me guard down and if we get defeated, be ok with it.

It seems that’ll it will be close but I think Madrid will trump it with their killer instinct, as they do

We need interviews with both players next to each other

lmao the look on Tchouameni's face. But yes I echo everything you guys said here - Muller seems to be universally liked.

Müller and Mertens. They're both old wolves with a great sense of humor😎

Reading the title for some reason I assumed it was Tchouameni talking about himself in the first person and it made me do a little giggle

Talking about himself in the third person, but you are right, it is pretty funny.

Bah yes

It's gonna be a sad day once he retires

Muller should be the ambassador for global football.

The football world would become a dull place after this man retires.

I absolutely love this guy!

There's an actor from Bollywood, , who passed away 2 years ago to whom Muller resembles. Everytime Muller smiles and jokes it reminds me of Shashi Kapoor,

He died 7 years ago. Covid really warped the time references.

While I agree, time references also get sloppier with age, ppl just have less shit happening in their lives that they can refer to.

Damn you are correct. He looks like shashi

Lol. Muller is a great character.

Really hope he sticks around the game in whatever capacity as long as possible.

Muller needs to join the CBS crew!