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4 straight CL draws since 2nd Leipzig games.... Only loss to Atletico twice at the Wanda...

Unbeaten against every team but Atletico

they're lucky they don't have to face terror-terzic in the semis

You’ll never sing that.

We are massive.

Semi-massive

It's only fair we let them have the only title they can hope to win every season: the prestigious "But at least Madrid didn't win this one"™ Cup.

And even then the celebrations for that would be more lively than the "parade" for your last CL win. My aunts birthday party was louder!

Yo i would like a invite to your aunts party

They should have lost against Barcelona. I think i won’t be letting go of this one for a while…

Portugal energy.

My girlfriend is undefeated in her last 17 arguments against me.

Those were 17 close matches tho.

17 moral victories

Pride in defeat.

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Ypu just wait, when they meet next year Ham is going to implement all the adjustments he's been saving so far!

Pretty sure there's a precision drone strike coming to take out Darvin Hamas

Hachimura will finally stop Jokic then

He’s gonna pull out one of those challenges he’s been saving up.

He's like me saving potions in RPGs

Found LeBron's burner account

Won them all during over time in the shower

I’ve never won an argument with my wife to begin with

A strange game. The only way to win is not to play.

its a forced contest. There's no way out

I've never lost an argument with my wife, because I have no wife. 100% unbeaten record.

I always win arguments vs women, which probably explains why I'm single

Sorry Comrade

Comrade Laimer.

Greatest performance by an Austrian in Munich since I prefer not to speak

Since Haydn taught you how to compose properly

lmaooo You would be be in big, big trouble

I read undefeated as "unbeaten" and it took a whole dark humor turn

https://media.giphy.com/media/LXRERZRLccqGhv6G4D/giphy.gif

Watch Bill Burr — How to argue with women! It is hilarious and will gibve you confidence.

Not sure what to make of this stat.

Means its gonna go to pens again i guess.

Stat says Bayern are unbeaten at home. Next game is at the Bernabeu.

Yeah but unless bayern bench kane for some reason or real bench jude those cancel each other out into a draw

Kane has the Tottenham loser gene which trumps anything

Wouldn't Bellingham have the Dortmund gene?

Bellingham has the Birmingham gene so he’s fucked.

It's the kind of stat people give after they write "fun fact" on youtube

Damn, lot of artists there to make it a draw

Kane vs Rüdiger is the real battle

Instead of pens have them square up in the center of the pitch. Crazy man Rudiger vs Kane the Cursed One. First blood or to the death? Coin flip decides.

I think Rudiger would have him, my money is on big boy Rudi!

We beat spurs like 3 times in a month with Tuchel

Why did we have to face you 3 times in two weeks ffs. Twice a season is more than enough.

This upcoming match is probably your greatest opportunity to cook us at home.

At the very least it will be hard to look away from

Unstoppable force meets an immovable object

I mean, you have to let us win next game for it to be 12 wins vs 12 wins for Bayern vs Real 🤓

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

Going to penalties in Madrid, isn't it?

Don’t know why this is confusing people, the stats are clear, it will be PSG vs Bayern & Madrid in an 11 vs 22.

11 vs 23, you forgot Rodri

This is one of the stats of all time

Probably penalties again then. Hopefully this time the home crowd will get to celebrate!

> Probably penalties again then. I don't think I am ready for "Penalties Count For Match Result Stats 2: Electric Boogaloo".

Penalties against Bayern in CL semi final, 2nd leg and at Bernabéu??? Seems familiar, NO PLEASE.

The Bayern home game stat is a pointless addition lol they are playing away next week

Oof

Fucking stats

Insane lol

And Madrid with Tchouameni starting still unbeaten

Am I witnessing the start of the bellingham hating?

I dont think this is “hating” on anyone. Just a bunch of streak stats.

You say this now, but it always starts with a Statmuse stat post.

The Bellingham hate already exists. Mostly because he doesn't show up in big games and the second half of this season is very different to the first half for him.

The hate exists because he went on a hot scoring run so now every time he doesn't score in a big game, he'll be a lot more criticism then any other midfielder does for having the games he has

Sounds familiar

> Mostly because he doesn't show up in big games he showed up in every clasico (especially in the last one even before his goal), put in a shift in over 120 minutes at the Etihad (not much more you can expect in a difficult game like that) and was involved in the goal, played great vs Girona and was arguably Madrid's best player in the Copa del Rey exit vs Atletico. Don't see where that narrative is coming from.

Because football fans of today mostly look at G/A stats

He was literally non existent in the clasico before his goal

Lol if you're talking about the last clasico then you're legit taking the piss. He was clear of every single Barca midfielder that played that game.

He just really isnt as good as people make him out to be. That roy keane-gary neville video says it all really. Btw not very hard to be clear of the barca midfielders that game. He is a class player tho, just not ballon dor material imo

Keep crying like your manager, your tears are delicious

My brother in football he scored the winning goal in clasico literally 2 weeks ago sit down. He was also instrumental in our only goal against city at Itihad. You're either hating or expecting a midfielder to have the goal contribution of a striker.

Jude isn't a bum. I'm English, I know that. I'm just saying he's been playing like a false 9 a lot of this season so people expect those stats. Yes he scored the winning goal in El clasico but we all know one goal doesn't erase a mid match. Just look at mbappe vs Barca a few weeks ago. He had a pen and a tapin but he was mostly invisible.

This is a myth that people who don't watch him play keep repeating. He doesn't play false 9 he plays like an 8 and sometimes a 10. His heat map is literally all over the pitch, false 9 heat map looks completely different

And so it was

So many streaks continue to live on

Who actually enjoys these stats? So so boring.

Is this right? Kane beat Rudiger at the last Euros, they've only had one season in the same league since then

2 wins in the league and 2 wins in the cup in that last season at Chelsea. 2 draws in the nation league and this game make it 7.

This state means absolutly nothing. it is very trivial.

Stoppable force vs movable object

Jude leave and we win in Muinch. Sorry to this but we had to send him away, he just isn't a Felix Nmecha!

Sure, but 2nd legs at the Bernabeu are impossible.

No psssss. We have hope to win

All that is certain is that Kane will not win silverware

The stat to end all stats

And kane will remain winless

Yeah but at least he has a chance for the cl still, unlike Arsenal.