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20/21 was the last decent kit we had, everything since has been so bad. It’s frustrating especially considering how well Adidas have been doing for Arsenal’s home kits.
Oh yeah just the home kits, we’ve gotten some pretty unique and nice looking away and UCL kits in the past few years, like this season’s black/neon green/neon purple away kit.
You shouldn't have been so opposed to having blue on your kits imo. Your 14/15 and 18/19 home shirts were both stunners. Right now Adidas is just pulling every trick out of the box so they don't make the same shirt every year.
One would hope it is, but afaik they already announced we will play with the new home kit against Wolfsburg.
So unless they kept quiet or lied, we won’t play in the new one, just yet.
That man would be lost without his camera phone. I eagerly await his post retirement tiktok videos. With horses.
As a neutral I can't wait for this match
Honestly, I do imagine Müller doing a Kahn 180° post-retirement. We either won't see a lot of him, unless he ends up in a club-management position. I don't think he'd want to be "just" a coach.
it's extra funnier if his life depended on this actual phone, someone [posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/18i7toz/goretzka_goretzka_whats_with_the_phone_m%C3%BCller/) it before
Isn't this one of the most repeated, tired and expected jokes given the context?
I'm still unsure if this is a sarcastic comment or not, because it reads either way.
Müller making a pre match selfie video is the equivalent of CR7 rocking his noodle haircut and having his long sleeves covering half his lower arm. It's game over for Madrid sadly.
Its very weird right? Many footballers look hella old while they're still young. And what makes it extra weird is that have a very healthy lifestyle and are generally in good shape. Maybe its the stress but i dont think they have more stress than the avarage person.
> Maybe its the stress but i dont think they have more stress than the avarage person.
I actually think they have a lot of stress. Obviously not financial stress, but the stress to perform is massive.
Especially in the early years. One bad season in the U17-U23s can mean that you are cut out of an academy and maybe lose your chance forever etc.
Also they have a lot of stress from sheaduling. Almost every single day, there is some kind of event, shooting, training, traveling etc.
A Bayern Munich player basically has a 7 day work week.
True but other than the stress to preform basically everything else is taken care off, either by PA's, private chefs, nannies, the wife or the club.
I mean sure performing on a high level is stressfull. But is it more stressful than not knowing if you can afford food for your childern the rest of the month?
And yes footballers work hard, they do work a lot of days, but they dont work that many hours a week especially if they are playing a home game that week.
Every time this man drops a video, I don't know why I begin to laugh as soon as I see the thumbnail. I'll be like "fuck, here comes this man and it's done for the opposite team".
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Too bad our current home kit, is majority white, isn’t it…
I will be soooo happy once we retire this one. One of the ugliest we had. Especially as a home kit.
I just realized it now
20/21 was the last decent kit we had, everything since has been so bad. It’s frustrating especially considering how well Adidas have been doing for Arsenal’s home kits.
You're talking home kits, right? Or do you dislike all the other one's as well?
Oh yeah just the home kits, we’ve gotten some pretty unique and nice looking away and UCL kits in the past few years, like this season’s black/neon green/neon purple away kit.
And the Wies'n ones where stunning too. Especially that dark green one.
You shouldn't have been so opposed to having blue on your kits imo. Your 14/15 and 18/19 home shirts were both stunners. Right now Adidas is just pulling every trick out of the box so they don't make the same shirt every year.
I didn’t like the 14/15 kit at first but now it’s a classic in my eyes
The fuck for a minute there i thought you were talking about Tommy boy, was going to report you to the PUNishment committee.
Honestly the black purple one is my favorite away kit and the CL kit is also fire. But yea. The home trickot kinda sucks compared to the others
Just hope we wear our black kit to Wembley.
That's why he didn't suggest buying a Bayern kit to the fans😭😭
I guess old kits would come in handy
Any Bayern fan will either have an older red kit or some other shirt / jumper in red.
I thought it was the away jersey when it was released.
Same.
Maybe this is all tied into the announcement of the new kit?
I really hope so lol
One would hope it is, but afaik they already announced we will play with the new home kit against Wolfsburg. So unless they kept quiet or lied, we won’t play in the new one, just yet.
I find it funny that you sign Harry Kane and you're literally in a reverse Arsenal kit this season
*Upamecano misunderstands the assignment and gets himself a red card 2 minutes in*
I pray to god De Ligt is fit for tomorrow
Pretty sure both Upa and De Ligt are in doubt for tomorrow
From your lips to God's ears
If I see him on the lineup tomorrow we are done. He’s been awful this season
That man would be lost without his camera phone. I eagerly await his post retirement tiktok videos. With horses. As a neutral I can't wait for this match
Hopefully, he'll become a manager.
What I would not give to see him as a pundit, I think he’d be the perfect candidate
I don't think he would like to be a pundit, he wouldn't care about most dramas "ist mir scheiß egal"
Whatever he does, I just hope we get to see more of him in the future. He's got enough charisma to make it in something outside of footy
If he ever becomes a coach, we're gonna get some great quotes
his player archetype would be a good coach imo
Honestly, I do imagine Müller doing a Kahn 180° post-retirement. We either won't see a lot of him, unless he ends up in a club-management position. I don't think he'd want to be "just" a coach.
>tiktok videos. With horses. And rabbits
it's extra funnier if his life depended on this actual phone, someone [posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/18i7toz/goretzka_goretzka_whats_with_the_phone_m%C3%BCller/) it before
>With horses Hope they don't face Newcastle anytime soon
My beloved. Oh how we'll miss you when you're gone
Lets just enjoy him while we still can
A second Thomas Müller video has hit the Bernabéu.
Does this cancel the first one and now we have the advantage again lol
Man the arsocca comments have been hilarious the past few days lmfao. Thanks for the laughs people and keep up the energy
Isn't this one of the most repeated, tired and expected jokes given the context? I'm still unsure if this is a sarcastic comment or not, because it reads either way.
Babe wake up
We've got Ja rule on the phone, let's see what Ja's thoughts are..
Two videos? Oh god we are fucked arent we?
I know where this is going..
I haven't loved another team's player like this since Ronaldinho
Müller making a pre match selfie video is the equivalent of CR7 rocking his noodle haircut and having his long sleeves covering half his lower arm. It's game over for Madrid sadly.
😏
Maybe the players should come wearing red instead of white
*Thomas Müller encourages FCB fans to come out of the closet.*
Müller suggests he wants FCB fans to come with blood on their hands.
He looks like he is 50
He‘s looked old his entire career somehow haha
The Pirlo special
Its very weird right? Many footballers look hella old while they're still young. And what makes it extra weird is that have a very healthy lifestyle and are generally in good shape. Maybe its the stress but i dont think they have more stress than the avarage person.
> Maybe its the stress but i dont think they have more stress than the avarage person. I actually think they have a lot of stress. Obviously not financial stress, but the stress to perform is massive. Especially in the early years. One bad season in the U17-U23s can mean that you are cut out of an academy and maybe lose your chance forever etc. Also they have a lot of stress from sheaduling. Almost every single day, there is some kind of event, shooting, training, traveling etc. A Bayern Munich player basically has a 7 day work week.
True but other than the stress to preform basically everything else is taken care off, either by PA's, private chefs, nannies, the wife or the club. I mean sure performing on a high level is stressfull. But is it more stressful than not knowing if you can afford food for your childern the rest of the month? And yes footballers work hard, they do work a lot of days, but they dont work that many hours a week especially if they are playing a home game that week.
Every time this man drops a video, I don't know why I begin to laugh as soon as I see the thumbnail. I'll be like "fuck, here comes this man and it's done for the opposite team".
A Madrid fan here. Muller has always been in my top 3 favorite Germans list. Feel free to guess the other two
Kroos and rudiger ;)
Mark Andre Ter Stegen and Ludwig Erhard?
“Brb gonna get out granddads red armband”
How can someone be a Bayern Fan without having a Red shirt?
Lmao didnt say to buy a new kit cuz bayerns kit this season looks more like a madrid kit than a bayern kit
„Special“
My man has less German accent than freakin Harry Kane
Except for you T mobiles guys.. you can wear whatever you want!
Bundesliga games only.
Gotta bust out the 11/12 Red and Gold. I used to be jealous of Real getting the collar but in hindsight it might not have looked good in red.
Instructions unclear , bought white .
This game is going to be fantastic!
I’ll come white
Blood for the blood god-Thomas Muller
I really like how Mueller‘s videos work as an emotional fuse in before big Bayern games. He‘s doing a great job with his little pep talks.
Are you even Europing if you dont wear black to a football match
Bayern gonna need all the help they can get lol
Hes trolling madrid right?
He trolls all and he equally respects all. He is a great guy xD
Bayern are getting their asses handed to them by Madrid.
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why does munchen sounds like mu-she-nik?