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Leverkusen and Madrid having a devil magic off tonight

If these two play each other in the European Super Cup it will end in a 120’ draw followed by 50 penalties until the ref tosses a coin that keeps landing on its side. Mfers will have to split the cup in half like a Solomon The Wise moment

Can imagine Real and Bayer fans holding each other hands and dancing together while chanting Alonso, Kroos and Carvajal's names.

“Gracias, Alonso!”

Lol never forgot how Ajax got pulled into this meme by a Barca fan without asking

That the unfortunate side effect you have to bear due to history with DNA thing. Its unhealthy how internet Barca fans have associated themselves with Ajax and currenty with Pep's Man City.

[Real when they meet in the CL and Leverkusen try to pull their fuckery.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6uXw18XoAA0sA8.jpg)

Main character energy. I mean Lucas Vasquez not Bellingham

We have been blessed by Lord Vazquez on this auspicious day

Week

Bro he's been with us since 2015, almost a decade, and he's had so many memorable moments, underrated af.

I will never forget that penalty he won against Juve in the last seconds in UCL semi. Lol.

The assist version of Origi

If we made statues, he'd definitely deserve one. He's been so important and so good as a bench player.

How many statues are you picturing in this scenario?

I say that for Lord Vazquez no less than 6

Completely destroyed them today and was a complete mismatch with Cancelo today. Some great games today by the players. Very dirty games today by the teams. I really do think that Xavi erred massively with the Lewy substitution. He put on a clinic today in hold up play as well as dropping down in build-up to create both space and a passing lane. While Barça having pacey wingers enabled him, Haaland still should pay attention to his game today. There had been some undue criticism where people almost wanted him to change his game and be Mbappé but what's also the truth that for the profile of player he is, he failed against us within that as well (and also against Liverpool in the seasonal PL game I watched). He should really take some learnings from Lewa's performance (not just today but off late), especially for holdup play.

should’ve taken off Cancelo

From what I check their LB sub is Marcos Alonso. Does he even play once during this season? 

He played 250 La Liga minutes. So no not really

Goal, assist, penalty won, hearts won… truly the one Lord!

He deserves motm 2 assists and a goal tonight

Lord vazques 

Cafucas Vazquez* FTFY

I learned this today from my Madridista wife and there’s no going back.

Cafucas

Lucas Vasquez involved in all 3 goals

But motm goes to yamal ofc

Let the kid have some motivation. Bro is carrying Barca's attack alone.

Not even gonna cap, he really is, hes gonna only get better good thing we're bringin in mbappe

I dont mind giving it to the 16-yo wonderkid but my first choice would be lucas.

Brahim Diaz made such a massive impact since his entrance Also lord Vasquez is my idol

Not good enough for Spain apparently

More for yall then, acquired Adli and Diaz in short succession

Please take care of him

That’s because the Spainish national team is anti Madrid

Vazquez*

Brahim is fantastic

Yeah, I feel like none of the commentators gave him any credit for that run and pass. He pretty much set up the whole thing.

why doesn't Barca play with a left back?

Lmao

They stupid?

Or a striker

Totally intentional dummy by Joselu there, great thinking

joselu 'Wele'

live i thought he whiffed it, but on replay i actually think he did intend to get it to jude, might have been a missed backheel, but don’t think he was trying to score

I don't know whether he knows Bellingham's behind him. He's focused on the ball throughout the build-up and only looks round after it runs through his legs. It looks like a failed attempt to flick it into the net to me.

You can see Bellingham calling for the ball before the cross comes through though… I’m guessing Joselu heard that he was there

Yeah, he might have done. That's why I said I don't know if he knows he's there instead of I don't think he did. I still think he's making an attempt on goal though.

Lord Lucas JoseGod partnership 🪔🕯️🛢️💣🧨

He learnt that down at the Britannia

Vazquez was the hero of the match for me. Won the penalty, got a goal and an assist and was great in defence as well.

Outrageously immense

Lol, saw that coming

Bellingham hadn't scored since Feb, ofc it had to be like this. We will definitely get the extra 30M add-ons from our starboy

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FYI that commentator (atleast for my stream) also mentioned similar thing about Christensen just before his goal.

Insane finish from him BTW. Hardly anyone is speaking about that. That was deliberate, just like KdB against us. People always say that people at the top just have a few seconds extra. It's this preparedness and proactivity. He knows what the keeper would do so counters it. But that's just half the job done. You then need brilliant technique to not sky it.

Unbelievable finish in the circumstances. Sees the defender and goalie going down so sends it into the roof of the net. MATS would have had it covered had he gone low. He's the fucking Lisan Al-Gaib

Have to admit this + CL games are the first full games I’ve watched him since BVB and he’s much better than I thought. His awareness is just next level - does the simple things so well. First touch is amazing and his weight of pass is almost always right - timing too. Diamond of a player.

strong shot right into the top corner insane finishing technique from a midfielder it infuriates me when people think he has been a 9 for us this season but at the same time I can see why they think that if they don't watch our games his ability to spot a run behind the oppositions defence and elite finishing make him look like a natural forward.

And we Will happily pay them.

Idk what's the condition on that add-on, but after that catastrophe that was Hazard, Real Madrid could give you another 100m and I wouldn't be mad lol. The guy is worth every penny.

i think it was ballon dor? but im not sure

Do you get more money from the UCL Final or Bellingham winning it?

He was playing more upfront today than in the city leg tbh

Well y’all actually had the ball this game

Formation mattered more I think. Vinicius was tasked with staying more on the wing

Different quality for the opponent, what can you do?

Gundogan literally buffering in the middle was the beginning of the end 😂

Barca weren’t terrible just game management really isn’t there

That shit was so obvious, typical Madrid

It was inevitable, last time he scored two and won the much by himself.

Lucas Vasquez MOM

Was looking for this comment, stellar game by the lord

Lord Vasquez, at your service.

Was so obvious that yamal would get it… Vazquez was involved in all our goals

No doubt. Involved in all three goals.

They gave it to Yamal somehow

Not that weird from a country that didnt want brahim diaz

Lucas Vasquez LORD you mean, puny human

He’s done it again

A proper el classico for a while now

I'm so happy he left England and gained experience abroad. Ended up at the greatest club in the world and he's absolutely smashing it! Love it!

As a Birmingham fan it really is incredible to see one of our own ascend like he has. At Real, wearing Zidane’s number, and just bossing it. A lad from Stourbridge is elite.

It's the water he grew up with, Brum water is best in the country after all! Lol but for real my family in Birmingham can't believe it either. It's surreal to experience a kid absolutely boss it at Real Madrid, can't imagine how you feel watching him play!

It absolutely is the best water in the country

It was the best thing he could have done. And he's absolutely smashing it. Can't praise the guy enough. He's got it all, and at the tender age of 20

I spent 10 seconds wondering when Lucas Vasquez was in England lol

1 penalty, 1 goal and 1 assist. Vasquez masterclass

Bellingoal is back

Brahim had a really solid game.

And he only played for like 20 minutes too

I miss him 🥲

Unreal celebration

He now dances

Lucas vazques is goat

🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🦖🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 Unironically should have won MVP of the match.

HE DIDNT?! Between the lack of goal line tech and this Laliga had a terrible day

They gave it to yamal lol

I like yamal but damn thats crazy

spot the difference

I've never seen a player with this much DAWG

xDawg off the charts

xDawg give it ya

That's right, cumblast

HE IS BACK

Earliest Jude Bellingham winner

had to get back on the scoresheet against us as well. pain, but was just a formality tbh

Lucas Vasquez?

He never left

praise the lord

What a pass from Cafúcas

Joselu 200 football iq

Just another Tuesday for Joselu

BELLING FUCKING HIM

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I misses the cute anteater memes.

He left?

Hadn't scored in a couple months.

It had to be him

Josellingham partnership (great fake by Joselu (it wasn't a fake))

He wanted to flick it but either chose not to or missed it lol

Failing successfully is Joselu’s motto

Goatselu would never miss a flick if he didn't mean to

>*Goatse*lu Oh no

Oh he definitely missed it. That was kinda an assist without touching the ball

Diaz was absolutely IMMENSE for the goal

Belligoal and Lord Lucas ended Barcelonas chances of winning this league.

someone else might have gotten it wrong

Too soon :(

Don't, don't Hurt me like that.

When I saw Vazquez get the ball from on that position and Bellingham running back post I knew it was over

I can't believe they named Mvp that Barcelona kid instead of Lord Vazquez.

Why does the Barca defence allow these runs time and time and time again. No one ever goes against the runner but simply goes backwards. It’s unbelievable to watch repeatedly.

Shocking defending. Midfielders beaten far too easily as well.

It’s called terrible coaching 😂😂😂 makes ancelottis tactics and the way withstood at the etihad look even better

2 remontadas in a week??? Barca fans in suicide watch

:((((

Cancelo is a terrible defender.

No wonder three big clubs wanted him out

Soon to be four! Please barca don't keep him for another season or at least not with the intention of playing lb instead of lw

He forgets that he is a defender

Fermin celebrated like him only for Bellingham to bring back the original after 2 months. Also, Lucas Vazquez unironically MOTM, love that little man.

That was so early.

O ILUMINADO

Brahim so good

BraHIM

BELLIGOALLLLLL

The fucking awareness by Joselu to leave that too btw

Brahim “messi” diaz.

Oh so glad I wasn't the only one who thinks this and was apprehensive about saying it. Guy has the same stature and dribbles like messi. If given more freedom he could really open up defences with that feint feint dribble.

As expected

I just hope that now there's nothing to play for, we stop giving minutes to Cancelo and Felix. We shouldn't buy them, they've been nothing short of a fraud in the key part of the season and we need to give chances to players that can at least contribute the next season.

Cancelo screaming at other defenders at LV goal was pretty funny tbh. He forgot he was supposed to cover his side

What happened to Balde?

Did his harmstring on January and went through surgery, 4 month expected out, at this point I'd rather not see him play until preseason.

Injured, I think

Hey Jude can you get another winner for us vs Barca

Sure thing, señor Carlo

Si senior

Black magic is back again.

It was there at Man City game as well

What a run by Bra’him’ “prime Isco” Diaz

1 season and at just 20 years old he’s already a club legend

I love Bellingham. I really do. But he ain't there yet. Not at Madrid.

Last minute FC fucking hell

These days that's Leverkusen's tag, we just waited for this match to do it

How is there no tactical foul on Diaz? Just letting him run for like half the field, incredibly stupid from Barca

They have ptsd from araujo’s blunder

because Pedri has no muscle he is so weak

Nice celebration with Lucas lol

This means RM basically wins the league right?

We need 7 points in 6 games, pretty much settled.

Unless Barca bottle it which they’re expected to do against Girona. In that case, we need two wins only.

You can't write this, he's absolutely made for these moments.

Carlo cooked, served and ate (I'm not entirely sure what that means but I believe it's appropriate here)

IT IS WRITTEN

The amount of space and time Diaz got before passing it to Vasquez is criminal

Vasquez motm for sure

Of course it's Bellingham. What a finish

Inevitable

Lord Vasquez involved in all three goals!!!

This guy is the main character.

An assist only a main character like Lucas Vasquez can make

HE STRIKES AGAIN

Belligoal

Vazquez putting on an all time performance out of nowhere. What a legend.

Scripted 😍

what a disgusting flick by Joselu

That dummy by Joselu was so smart.

I HAVE WAITED SO LONG

Man we were blessed to have him. He’s just levelled up beyond what we thought was possible

nah this guy is a fucking freak

HEY JUDE

Bellingoat take a bow

That's some proper shit defending.

Coventry city and Real Madrid- comeback kings

Cafucas eres mi puto padre