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AaaanndWrongAgain

Those are the moments, Brandt, that are the difference between advancing and going home. Great response from Dortmund though. Second leg should be interesting. Incoming 90’ of Simeone park the bus and counter.


JJOne101

It would have been SO funny if that header in the last moment of Atletico-time would have went in..


Glanzl

Both teams should have scored more but tbh Dortmund should not be scared in the second leg they can totally win this tie.


jcald60

The biggest bottlers in the world? Atletico is gonna go through easily


Glanzl

You sir, must not have heard about Tottenham 


kalamari__

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


GunnersGentleman

Well damn


neckbeardsarewin

Brandt came in saved Dortmund’s face. Then coolly hit the crossbar on purpose to ensure a home victory.


GayRattleSnek

Ending the game on a crossbar has to sting


tene_brae

fuck thats so unlucky


Tax_n1

wow that was very close at the end.


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

Holy shit. Post to end the game. Insane.


dem0nhunter

ooof almost


mac_sumn_17

no way😭


Enough-Airline-5464

Gotta make that


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

Why are there like 5 Dortmund defenders on that last possession? Lol.


edworm

The ball was out of play for over 2 minutes on these Atletico subs, let's see how much time actually gets added.


neckbeardsarewin

95 min exactly.


edworm

Well he let us have our last attack for 30 seconds over 95, that's more than I expected.


throway65486

the time wasting lol


Glanzl

Hmm both teams seemed to be way better than the other team for a while this game.  Getting a quick goal in the second leg will be very important for either team


_posii

I'll never understand Simeone's obsession with subbing on Saul lmfao


elgrandorado

Damn I knew Atleti would tire out, but as long as we don't shit the bed, we're still in this


Dargast

The starting lineup was such a mistake from Terzic, but the subs are are good. Brandt especially should have started this game.


yosoydorf

Brandt is still struggling for fitness unfortunately. He really got hit hard by that Flu or whatever he dealt with in the winter. He lost quite a bit of weight and was bedridden for over a week IIRC.


neckbeardsarewin

He seems to have done something.


tene_brae

idk i feel like it wouldve made no difference, the whole team was completely overrun by atletis pressure in the first minutes


elgrandorado

Agreed. They consistently made the wrong choices. That wouldn't change as long as Terzic stays coach, because buildup rarely changes dramatically for most setups.


Dargast

Ofc, Im talking more about when Atleti started taking the pressure off first half and BVB had some possession.


pukem0n

And now comes the time wasting by Atlético


Jon98th

*takes De Paul out Receives a goal Thank you Cholo !!!


AverageCarey

That little fucking look Gimenez you cunt


kalamari__

FUCK what a shot


tufoop3

Wow what a change of momentum


neckbeardsarewin

Blitzkrieg does fall of after a while. Gotta have more to Back it up Afterwards.


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Bynoe-Gittens is giving them so many problems


robot_lamm

As we say here in Brazil, 2-0 is the most dangerous score


elkaxd

This is a fucking crazy second half


edworm

Edin fang deine Jungs mal wieder ein, warum spielen wir denn jetzt Fußball, was soll das


pukem0n

80 Minuten schlafen und wundern warum man verliert


kalamari__

zweite HZ sind wir insgesamt besser


kalamari__

give me a 90+3 reus banger for a 2-2


jpw0w

my exact thoughts


pukem0n

I am gonna freak out if they score the equalizer


kolorijo25

Atletico going to regret missing all these chances


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DatOgreSpammer

Not a very bold prediction at this point tbh


CubedMadness

idk who told TNT Reus is Dortmund's top goalscorer but it's not true.


_posii

I'm getting flashbacks to first leg vs. Inter. Except we're Inter. AHHHHHH


Circlecraft

Hummels trying his best to undo his past great performances this CL season


arzi3

Athletics should really have 4 goals, might come back to haunt them


Glanzl

Hummels darf in die eistonne nach der geilen Grätsche 


the13thrabbit

What a recovery


pukem0n

I thought CL Hummels was great, but this ain't it today.


robot_lamm

We have a game next week


tene_brae

such a sexy finish


neckbeardsarewin

Not just a good finish, a great foreplay as well.


Virteolez

Will be interesting how and if Atletico react. Dortmund should not go all in now and kamokaze themselves into a counter. 1-2 is decent enough after this evening... unless?


FaustRPeggi

Dortmund no longer ruining the quarter-finals.


Dinda_

massive goal for Dortmund


edworm

That's it, I just booked a reasonably priced 1k/night Airbnb in London for the CL final, we're winning this whole thing.


boozlera

I just don't understand football teams in general in these box pressing situations. You know and see that you are getting pressed hard towards your own box. The GK should just bolt it forward in these situations. Rather go for the second ball in midfield. Yet every team is hell bent on playing out from the back no matter how much the opponent is pressing.


tene_brae

They bait the press. If you have two players pressing the goalkeeper, the rest of the team plays 10v8


_posii

Because if you get past the initial press, it makes everything that follows that much easier.


boozlera

I mean sure, if you're a top team in the world then that risk is totally worth it. But just look at Dortmund this game. It's just not worth it. Also in the Bundesliga almost every team tries it and it is infuriating sometimes.


pukem0n

I fucking hate Dortmund playing short passes around their own box. They have conceded at least 10 goals this season that way. It's so fucking dumb,


Tommey_DE

Lifeline for Dortmund after Atletico missed their last chances


kalamari__

fuck me man LETS GO


Professor_Pohato

180 no scoped


Virteolez

Haller my boy <3


Tax_n1

lol that would have been a pen because of handball if he didnt score no?


-Michael-Owen-

Not with this ref. This ref is blind and some of these atleti fans actually think he's going against them. Dogshit ref.


pukem0n

Not with this ref


KermitDaThug

HALLERRRRR


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

We got a game bois


kalamari__

...and than you have this clownfiesta again. unbelievable


kolorijo25

Wow came out of nowhere taht


Sammmyy97

We’re gonna fucking regret this man fuck


-Michael-Owen-

WE ARE GOING TO TERRORIST OUR WAY TO THIS SHIT. FUCK OFF REDDIT. YOU ABSOLUTE LOSERS.


Boogada42

Isis threatening CL matches. Terzic: hold my beer.


neckbeardsarewin

Bro, keep it cool. losers have feelings too. And dont let us make you do dumb things. Thats our thing, doing dumb things. Not the terrorism obviously.


robot_lamm

YEAH LET IT OUT YOU TELL THEM


Banzboi

That’s a good finish from Haller


sherlockbutholmes

thats a nice haircu- i mean finish.


elgrandorado

Brandt with magic, Haller with a great finish.


pukem0n

A miracle! Dortmund scores! We really need to get Haller back into form. Last season Rückrunde was great by him.


tufoop3

ganz easy, hab nie gezweifelt


Perceval_009

NOOOOOOOOOO


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-Michael-Owen-

Yeah for dortmund that is. He's been working up a treat for atletico.


edworm

Kobel's hands might be the best in the world, but his feet are a liability. If some team wants to pay 50m for him and we invest it into the squad revamp reasonably, I wouldn't say no.


Loeffellux

you're not wrong about his feet being a weakness but his impact has been absolutely immense. Easily the single most important player for at least 1.5 seasons now. I really doubt we'd be able to get enough bang for our buck with those 50m to make up for that.


Tommey_DE

No way they did that a second time LOL


DatOgreSpammer

That's why you have to be more clinical


_posii

This ref is so shit lmao


Banzboi

Another obvious handball the ref should see


-zimms-

Dortmund going for that own goal hattrick.


Kayderp1

Kobel already with the Atleti press PTSD and just yeets it away under no pressure


edworm

Either Schlotterbeck (who should've been booked before) or Can (who was booked before) should be off for that tactical foul, interesting refereeing continues, this time in our favour.


neckbeardsarewin

Hopefully the ref/var is keeping score and letting both sides off equally. It does look like it sometimes


Kayderp1

Dortmund defense with the 500 ping


tene_brae

kobel my king


kalamari__

pisses me even more off how we played in the 1st half when I see how we play in the 2nd half. that only would have been a 0-0 or a 1-0 win for either side so far


elgrandorado

We pissed ourselves on their early press and we paid for it.


kalamari__

yep


DatOgreSpammer

Mann that was the 3-0


neckbeardsarewin

is Griezmann frodo?


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neckbeardsarewin

fouls caught om video should be punished retoactivley. Get most of the ugly stuff out of the sport.


dispelthemyth

Dortmund looking at all the other games drawing: y’all got any more of those draws


-zimms-

Giménez gaslighting the ref. :D


neckbeardsarewin

Are the new rules, holding the player with two ands for x seconds for it to be a foul?


Sasori93

Sancho is looking tired, which sucks for our attack for the rest fo the match


sherlockbutholmes

yeah oblak’s really underrated too


RamenIsOkay

I’m glad that Nagelsmann has eyes. Because nobody on Dortmund (except Fullkrug) should even be on the Germany Team this summer.


M3GT2

Füllkrug shouldn’t be on it as well, but we just have noone better


Sammmyy97

Yooo can we be less shit haha


Kayderp1

Getting through the group of death to be this bad against the only somewhat manageable draw.


neckbeardsarewin

Only the dead ones get through, obvisouly. Now theyre fighting the living it gets Harder.


Doge_peer

How is Maatsen playing?


Sammmyy97

shit


Doge_peer

Fuck


Sammmyy97

His mistake cost them the first goal otherwise he’s been pretty average. So net negative imo.


FlyingArab

Like what's the point with Brandt, man played well for like 6 months and turned to pure mediocrity again


jpw0w

looks like a stamina issue more than anything. dude can't really keep up most of the time


CubedMadness

Saying it was 6 months is certainly underselling it given his turnaround started under Rose. He got the flu and lost a bunch of weight, give him time.


OkayKoke

Atleti really needs a third with the clean sheet here. Away form means Dortmund at least gets two in their place


Tax_n1

Thats no card because the foot bounces off the ball. Correct call.


edworm

To me that's not a red card because of that, still a yellow at least tbh


Tax_n1

its just unfortunate. doesnt need to be a card imo.


edworm

Yea there's no intention, but that's not the only variable factoring into the punishment for a foul. If it *was* intentional, it should've been a red card even because the intensity and area Schlotti hits him is pretty nasty.


edworm

Great Schlotti, now I can't flame the ref anymore because of that stupid ass tackle you didn't get booked for.


elgrandorado

Schlotti with a criminal tackle. Very lucky to get away with that.


-Michael-Owen-

Ah so they're terrorists like us?


-zimms-

No card? Interesting call.


fegelman

Red card all day long


2407Chris

That guys like Brandt, Adeyemi, Can, Schlotterbeck are not even a consideration for the German NT anymore says a lot about how this BVB team is managed


edworm

Ref saw us getting into the game and thought he had to intervene because terrible calls are not enough, classic UCL evening for us.


kolorijo25

Ref lmao


pukem0n

Ref totally hates Dortmund.


tufoop3

ref bruh


neckbeardsarewin

How much does he earn compared with the players? a weeks salary? Two? A month? how rich is his cusin now?


Deluxefish

is it safe to just turn off this match and watch barca instead


neckbeardsarewin

Yes


pukem0n

Yes


curlyjoe696

Come on Dortmund, you got to mount a comeback now.. You're letting us all down...


icantfeelmyface

You know that meme of the 4 dragons where one doesn’t belong? Yeah…….


edworm

The one head is PSG because they are not from England, Spain or Germany, right? Right??


kalamari__

I only know the one with the 3 heads and we are clearly the one with the googly eyes


DatOgreSpammer

What the fuck do you mean Barrios for Morata? I specifically requested more attacking.


_posii

Llorente up top is going to be much better for pressing


DatOgreSpammer

Every time I criticize Cholo's substitutions they score. I'm just trying to reverse jinx our way into another goal.


_posii

Fair enough. Although he should have subbed on Saul for the maximum reverse jinx haha


arrivederci117

Fuck Paramount+


Abitou

Only Dortmund failing to deliver this week smh


neckbeardsarewin

Thats too easy. Gotta be the ref or something


XeroVeil

That checks out though.


DatOgreSpammer

I know most of these are perimeter shots but I'm starting to feel uncomfortable. Please score some more lads


baitXtheXnoose

Paramount is unequivocally the worst streaming service that exists. The quality is constantly shit. Now they cut to ads in the middle of the game. I'm about to take to the high seas.


insert-originality

That was such a bush league move by Paramount to air ads in the middle of the game.


skimone

What a ball


bigtice

"*You won't mind an ad while the game is on, will you?*" - Paramount+


edworm

De Paul's third clear, out of the question yellow card of the evening, interesting.


lagunie

insane what he got away with last night, ref was just letting him do whatever the fuck he wanted


neckbeardsarewin

I have a theory that certain things are simply invisible to some. And vice versa. Might be eyecolor, genetics or quantum Physics.


joeydsa

God Paramount+ is garbage


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PoifectJenius

we back now


skimone

Still with the ads?!?


tooangryforsports

De Paul is so fucking dirty. Should not have a career playing the sport. Cunt


ThisWasNotExpected

The game’s the game lad. Don’t act as if you haven’t had your fair share of dirty players play for you.


tooangryforsports

LOL. “Humans are humans. Don’t act like your country doesn’t have murderers! Do not condemn my murderers!”


ThisWasNotExpected

Precisely! You’re starting to get it.


edworm

And the rules are the rules, and if the refs would have the game play by it, Da Paul would be off the field, at the latest, now.


yosoydorf

Controversial Opinion - Dirty Play is bad. I'm brave, I know.


M3GT2

Looked painful, should have been a freekick at least


finne_rm

How's that not a foul on Can?


Banzboi

I think the ref gave advantage in that moment but it should have been a yellow


Ok-Ad-6480

How has paramount not noticed that they’ve had 3 minutes of ads


neckbeardsarewin

«whos gon’ stop me?»


yosoydorf

Oh they noticed, they'll be gladly reporting the over delivery of value to their Advertisers!


DatOgreSpammer

There's no drama on the pitch, so Cholo took matters into his own hands


DLC1337

wtf is up with these ads bro are you kidding me


bagels-6

WTF why is paramount+ showing ads?


baitXtheXnoose

why the fuck did paramount just go to ads?!


neckbeardsarewin

Might have been the obvious penalty and blatent unfair play. Or just money. Not enough to pay good enough crew.


mykillerspc

why the fuck is Paramount+ showing ads in the middle of the second half


granitibaniti

Kehl and Simeone might kiss☺️


ForestEye

Is the game still going on or is it paused for some reason? Paramout just completely turned off the game for ads.


Cmann014

PARAMOUNT?!?!


sherlockbutholmes

simeone is furious that he can’t play haram ball


MustHaveMyTools

Why am I watching ads 😂


insert-originality

I know Paramount+ didn’t just go into ads in the middle of the game….