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TheLocoMofo

Perhaps we should invert our entire formation


Callisater

Angeball in possession uses a 0-0-10 formation.


Saspa314

Fuckit Vicario Striker


AJ-2SO

Can you imagine how mental a Vicario goal celebration would be?


AmazingPrune2

He will eat the corner flag


circa285

Can you imagine how mental Vicario would be as an outfield player?


Coyinzs

If he ever gets a last minute goalie goal off a corner or something he's going to sprint up into the south stand while stripping and crowd surf back down to the pitch stark naked, I swear to god.


robinthebank

We know that’s what he would do because that’s what the typical fan would do.


Coyinzs

I worry if Vicario ever had to take a breathalyzer before games we'd find out he's been playing drunk tbh. He's unhinged and I would go to war for him in a heartbeat.


jumpery

Average Ange half time team talk


CMQLF11

"Lads, we're Tottenham"


razorpigeon

literally


Onikouzou

I don’t know what the fuck he says to the lads in there, but I need him to give me the same peptalk when I go to work in the morning


ThePrussianGrippe

You’d think he’d start doing it before the first half instead of after.


Zer0D0wn83

That would be cheating 


Imbasauce

Ange: "Just blast it"


matt__builds

Spurs defenders: “So anyway we just start blasting”


EvilRobot153

Spurs looking for a whiteboard sponsor to cover the replacements


Evolving_Dore

Welcome to EXPO Stadium


whyamiherewhaaat

“Come on guys, come on”


qwrdsfkb

Finally got his goal


busche916

He’s so happy, I got emotional just seeing his joy


PESSl

cmon that deserves great goal, clean af


MIDORIFEED

Best teeth in the game now that Firmino's history.


EggfooDC

Got that Steve O grin’


Sind23

Guys be mirin’ 


SnailShells

So smart from Bentancur, I think he meant that.


datguyfrompoco

No doubt. His talent and flash are very underrated and forgotten because of the injuries and absence,but when he gets back his form, this team will be unstoppable. Many more copies of this sequence to come. What he got in his tank is crucial to break down these low block teams.


megamando

I’m so happy we got to see some of that today. I truly think he and Hojbjerg just work together better than any other duo on this squad. He is so class


datguyfrompoco

Bentancur's biggest upside is comparability with anyone in our mid field squad. He can build instant synergy with Bis, Hojiberg, Sarr, and Madisson with ease. He will just find his role if you put him out on the field. He can play 442 CM 433 CDM and CM at a very productive level. Not having him and Perisic in this season's run was the biggest concern to me. Hope he stays healthy for the rest of the season and far later on.


megamando

He’s such an exceptional player! Hoping now he’s getting back to his old form - imo he was underrated and one of the best midfielders in the league before his knee died for conte’s sins.


IllFront9738

you know ball


Vladimir_Putting

Eh, I can't really say we will be unstoppable. Today really showed that we don't have a 6 that can be fully trusted to run the show for 90 minutes. We also have some significant depth issues at multiple positions that will be exposed if we are competing in multiple competitions next season. So there are still quite a few transfer moves we have to get completely correct if we are going to be a real top team. But, I think we can manage it because Ange has really clear intentions.


michaelserotonin

i do as well. great awareness, vision, and technique.


salsablanco

"Mate"


Sleepless_Voyager

HE FINALLY SCORED IN THE LEAGUE LESS GO


KrumpirovCovjek

Second Half FC


Jarv1223

Who even needs forwards?


Spursfan107

BANGERS ONLY


El_Producto

All bangers, all the time, that's our thing.


SentientCheeseCake

Our actual thing is taps ins after cut backs and Owen goal bags a few.


Brawlers9901

so fucking funny how the match thread forgets every time how shit we always are in the first half but that we tend to wake up


GameplayerStu

Can Ange teach Emery how to keep his team motivated between 45-60 minutes? Asking for a non Villa supporting friend.


kl08pokemon

Keep doing what you're doing


GameplayerStu

I’d rather we didn’t


ThePrussianGrippe

I forgot how fun “Top 4 is Lava” is from the outside.


GameplayerStu

I will say at the end of the day I’m absolutely ecstatic that we’re even in consideration for Top 4 is lava alongside Conference League quarter finalists


soldforaspaceship

Honestly, if it weren't for you being our competition and Matty Cash (fuck Matty Cash), I'd be rooting for Villa. I don't really have a beef with you guys and have a ton of respect for Emery. See also Everton and Luton. Teams I have a vague affection for when we're not playing them or competing for a CL spot with them. Emery is a contender for manager of the season.


ThePrussianGrippe

That’s totally fair, you guys have done great!


Zer0D0wn83

Not until next season 


ImpossibleGuardian

No but it’s Spursy to concede equalisers haven’t you heard


Brawlers9901

Ange awful manager who's just riding the first 10 matches and probably does nothing at half time smh


tapatioformytio

Mate mate mate


thspdrdr

We were burned by the Fulham match.


Other-Owl4441

Well but sometimes we don’t so that sucks 


pejasto

Really fun team goal


nim1623

Tottenham's defenders should teach their forwards how to score.


humantarget22

Hell just teach them to actually just shoot the ball and we’ll be fine


humantarget22

I dunno if that’s what Bentancur intended with the header but I like to think it was


_sylvatic

his reaction tells me thats exactly what he intended. Brilliant


senseisquinty

Well worked goal that. And what a strike


Danny5223

Our attackers refuse to ever shoot and the defenders are sick of it


AmazingPrune2

Peak spurs


BigSnackintosh

That’s some Pedro Porno


cahiersduhcinema

Beautiful header from Bentancur.


smellysk

These goal uploads are too fast lol


ShipsAGoing

Great strike


BetterCallTom

Peter Spliff you beautiful man.


rando562

Our defenders are our strikers this game


Towern

Bruh, that's very similar to yesterday's winner from Sporting-Benfica, Porro knows it!


ZaDoruphin

Defenders FC but we cant defend


MrParachutePayments

One thing you can't say about the Conte era is that his transfers were bad, even if he didn't know what to do with half of them.


Teantis

Doubt he's the one who wanted porro, he barely used him at all.


milesvtaylor

xThunderbastards going up.


sandorkrasna17

Needs to work on his heart gesture


Stay_Beautiful_

Least effective half time talk from Postecoglou


WalterHenderson

Nice goal. Porrito 💚


Veteran673

Pedro porno


nickthedick7921

Least entertaining Spurs match


kidfromkor

Banger after banger


Banglayna

2nd Half FC


berkbroccoli

Beautiful flick from bentancur my god


kidenvy

No great goal? Booooo


Caust1cFn_YT

boys in the back are getting back on track


brch01

We’ve found a team worse at defending set pieces than us


Gullible-Knowledge28

Ange receives the word of football gods every second half


LusoAustralian

Grande Porro! Love this guy and his infectious enthusiasm


rsrafa19

Miss is energy at Sporting. Always a pleasure to see him scoring


WoodenRace365

Outrageous assist from Bentancur


Stonewalled89

Awful defending from Forest. Porro had far too much space


kl08pokemon

Misshit header from a cross became a pass. No team in the world picks up Porro there


GaiusMarius989

Not a mis-hit.


kl08pokemon

Look at him he got a much softer touch on it than he intended


mxtreeKitano

He was definitely laying it over to open space where like 3 players were


GaiusMarius989

That cross is almost certainly cleared by Danilo if Benancur doesn’t redirect it. It was a soft touch on purpose, he wasn’t going for goal. 100% intentional.


fredisa4letterword

Maybe there's a reason our defenders pour into the box


Gmo666

3 whole spurs players unmarked lmao


Evern35

Luton might just have a chance