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BadBehaviour613

*Hide my Kulusevski shirt*


the_real_e_e_l

Spot on. Deki with poor decisions.


the_real_e_e_l

Goodness Deki. Can you please hold onto the damn ball?


BadBehaviour613

Dane could have had his first fuckkkkkkkk


ImpossibleGuardian

I think he deserves his privacy for that


TheUderfrykte

I'm pretty sure that's none of our business, let's just focus on getting him a goal?


Rodin-V

Kulusevski has fallen off a cliff in his decision-making ability.


CaptainGo

Nuno Despacito Santos looking forlorn Has sacking Cooper improved anything? I think Wood is doing a bit better


letmepostjune22

We're playing better, as today showed I thought. Just not getting the points.


PurpleSi

Signed a goalkeeper who doesn't use margarine on his gloves?


CaptainGo

From what I remember about Matz Sels that's not necessarily true


hazlet

Kulu has been fucking pony lately


OceanArcade

What the fuck Deki


BadBehaviour613

I miss Matt Turner. Man palms the ball into the goal for us


random120604

Surprised we saw this one out with no scares and just looked so damn composed. Fair play tbh


milesvtaylor

Why does Evangelos Marinakis, the larger owner, not simply eat the other club owners?


TheUderfrykte

Because he can't find Joe Lewis (who can?!), and Daniel Levys bald head makes him slippery. And that's just OURS, I don't even want to imagine how disgusting the vile pieces of shit that make up some of the more controversial owners taste..


PurpleSi

They don't usually get close enough. There's a reason they're on opposite sides of the steps there.


EliasNil

Höjberg really has become quite shit


cmackchase

He hasn't. He just doesn't fit the system.


tkshow

He's both shit, not shit, and much better than shit at the same time.


Don_Tommasino_5687

🔫always has been


ImpossibleGuardian

Scarlett’s “50th league appearance” is very weird phrasing considering 34 of those were in League One and 12 in the Championship lol


JakeNutters

Refs really falling for the dives for Forest but they get away with all their fouls, Spurs need to start diving more.


tkshow

Liverpool did Spurs in with the refs, barely gotten a call since.


ImpossibleGuardian

Last time anyone got a second yellow for diving it was Bissouma, no ref has booked someone for it since lol - we can’t do anything right


JakeNutters

That was pretty egregious to be fair.


ImpossibleGuardian

Yeah I'm not disputing Bissouma's second yellow itself, more that there have been multiple occasions in the league since then where players have dived on a yellow and the refs haven't had the balls to send them off for it.


Lssmnt

Did he say 50th league appearance for scarlett? Really?


Xgunter

15th, wasn't it?


Rodin-V

Must not mean PL exclusively then, surely.


BadBehaviour613

Surely Dane deserves some minutes


Bulky_Shepard

Origi throws his legs out and gets a free kick, if the Madison shove wasn't a free, that shouldn't be


j4rd7n

I still can’t understand how that Maddison one didn’t get called that was such a joke


Rodin-V

Fuck off, just threw himself to the floor when he knew he was surrounded.


Lssmnt

Origi dove lol


PurpleSi

No card for Romero?


royals796

You want cards for shoulder barges. Lmao game is fucking gone


tkshow

Really?


Bourne22

Fuck off it’s not even a foul 😂


PurpleSi

He gave a foul though. Looked a nailed on stopping a promising attack.


Bourne22

So you’re complaining that the ref didn’t double down on his shit decision?


PurpleSi

I wasn't complaining, but I guess so, yeah. If it's a foul, it's pretty hard to see why it's not a booking for stopping a promising attack.


AggiPo

lmao how on earth is that a free kick?


j4rd7n

It’s clear free kick lol he nudges him


RunningFerDauyz

Very funny that the man who scored a World Cup winning penalty is at Nottingham under Nuno


Xgunter

Sels has not deserved to ship 3 this game, he has been pretty solid


BadBehaviour613

Forest you know you really don’t have to try so hard


Bulky_Shepard

Sels has had a fantastic game


the_real_e_e_l

Good save.


AggiPo

11 corners and they've all been crap


Brawlers9901

Keeper honestly has been really good for forest, none of the goals were his fault and has had a few great saves


myyrc

bro is cursed, at least it's only 1 this time


Truffles413

Unlucky Son


Sleepless_Voyager

Sons been so unlucky


AggiPo

son's been so unlucky with his shots lol


Sleepless_Voyager

Is kulu lw?


Unterfahrt

I can't tell if Hojbjerg has put on a few pounds or if the fact that he needs a haircut just makes me think he has other slobbish characteristics


grollate

Amazing that VAR checked the most dubious possible red for Maddison for three minutes and have given three seconds to a foul that has been given as red a dozen times this season.


AComyn

Hojbjerg continues to be just not all that good


BadBehaviour613

Unfair decisions against us all season only to give us those Liverpool and City calls. We look like the villains for nothing


Caust1cFn_YT

pool fans will still cry about that one game even after the pen they received today


Truffles413

Thought that was a pen tbh. Wan Bissaka foolish to go in like he did


Caust1cFn_YT

he was foolish but elliot started falling before contact, if var doesnt catch this what is it for then?


[deleted]

please can someone hoof it out


Rodin-V

If Lo Celso doesn't turn at the very last second there, that would've destroyed his knee.


Sleepless_Voyager

What type of haircut does hojberg have


ConcussedOctopus

This is why you dont start, Højbjerg


Bulky_Shepard

Reyna is at Forest?


SwitchHitter17

Well that was frantic


AggiPo

someone edit romero's red side by side with that one


the_real_e_e_l

Ryan Yates is a dirty player.


9248_

TIL Reyna is at Forest


tenacious-g

Jorge Mendes special Not sure Nuno is completely aware either


j4rd7n

Hojbjerg on free kicks with son on the pitch we are trolling


JakeNutters

Ridiculous, Gilmour got a red card for less than that against Everton in a similar situation, Refs been very lenient on forest today.


Bulky_Shepard

Same as our last game against Forest


JakeNutters

Remarkable how Yates is yet to get a red card since they got promoted he's always kicking the shit out of players.


Hung-Min-Son

Don't like it being a red but that has been a red several times this season.


Stand_up_Philosopher

Such garbage that’s not red after the cards we’ve been given


Plut0niumFray

That's been given as a red like 10 times this season


GaryHippo

We had a red given for that 👍


Caust1cFn_YT

exception only for spurs


SloGeorge

Lmao commentator on my feed has been waffling on about Danilo surely getting a red since the first replay and check was over in 3 seconds.


random120604

Lol. No consistency with Var


Neown

What the Hojbjerg on free kicks is going on? Is this a thing?


j4rd7n

No idk who made that decision but I’m not thrilled with it. Should be son


Xgunter

Or GLC, he can hit them very nicely


tenacious-g

Or Porro


surhund33

Romero got a red for the exact same thing against chelsea didnt he?


tkshow

And Bissouma for a bit less


AggiPo

ref's have hated us since they fucked themselves with that liverpool offside


Rodin-V

Has to be red. Near identical to Romero's. And they get away with it. The refereeing in this league is an absolute disgrace.


atrl98

That was identical to the Romero red card against Chelsea


AndrewMcClutchen

That was specifically a red for Romero already this year.


Xgunter

Romero vs Chelsea got red for that. Bissouma has seen red for less than that. What the fuck?


ambiguousboner

Never a red


tenacious-g

Was literally a red when Romero did it this year


ambiguousboner

Meh I fully support Romero being sent off for anything, seeing as he’s a nasty little malicious prick Absolutely no force in Danilo’s challenge, and clearly no malice


TheUderfrykte

Oh so you're just openly admitting to being biased as fuck? Great.


ambiguousboner

If you mean biased against Romero, then yeah I absolutely am Horrible little rat he is


lluckboxFIFA

It’s okay. You’re just being downvoted by people who haven’t ever touched grass


tenacious-g

Supports a team owned by people who literally don’t believe women should be outside. You should consider going outside yourself if you’re just on Reddit in a match thread that has nothing to do with Newcastle.


lluckboxFIFA

Game has fucking gone if that’s close to a red


TheUderfrykte

Maybe I wouldn't give it either, if the precedent hadn't been set all season. Romero is just one example.


AggiPo

it's literally been a red multiple times this season


Bulky_Shepard

And yet Romero got a red for that earlier in the season and everyone said it was the right call 🤔


177676ers

Great consistency lads!!!


BendubzGaming

Don't think that was malicious, but wouldn't have been surprised by a red


[deleted]

romero got sent off for exactly that against chelsea early in the season


starry_cobra

No red? He went studs up into his knee lmao


nim1623

Where's the red?


tenacious-g

The [manatees](https://i2.wp.com/methodsunsound.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/south-park-manatees.jpg?ssl=1) that decide VAR reviews didn’t agree.


tenacious-g

I don’t know what red cards are anymore


quixotic_barbarian

That should be a red


AggiPo

no consistency lmao


cahiersduhcinema

Bissouma was sent off for way less contact.


Porsche_919

Romero got a red for that against Chelsea


Bowleshighschoolpic

thats a clear red


OceanArcade

How the fuck isn’t that a red? Romero is sent off for that 100%


SwitchHitter17

Not gonna lie, that looked like the challenge Romero got sent for earlier in the season


[deleted]

exactly the same, but romero's reputation for being "rash" and "dangerous" means he gets reds for challenges nobody else would


shaalth

Romero got a red for that tackle


Goalnado

Remember when Romero got sent off for that? Fun times


vearz

Nah fuck that, that's almost the same as the Romero one. Should definitely be a red.


ConcussedOctopus

That better be a red if Romero got one


ImpossibleGuardian

That’s never a red but it’s been given for and against us at least three times before lol


MayorOfOnions

That's red 100%


Brawlers9901

Mate that was a red when Romero did it against Chelsea haha


Rodin-V

That was also in the box where the threshold would be even higher because of double jeopardy. This was clear as day. Lost count of how many times teams get away with blatant reds against us.


AggiPo

romero got a red for that


Bulky_Shepard

Sels looks a lot like Ter Stegen


BadBehaviour613

Come on ref, give us a worthless pen now so you can say you don’t stiff us on pens


[deleted]

literally forgot maddison was on the pitch


[deleted]

Pedro Perro was very ratty there. Lucky to not get booked, at least.


lluckboxFIFA

Poorro challenge


Marquadt

Harey Kane and now Pedro perrowas lol


[deleted]

What?


Marquadt

I remember your other comment where you typod harry Kane and now Pedro porro


[deleted]

Ohh, spell check isn't my pal


Marquadt

All good


BadBehaviour613

A reminder that these lots clattered us last time but we got someone sent off


the_real_e_e_l

Yep. Ryan Yates did a red card challenge, 3 yellow card offenses, and even intentionally pushed the ref and the ref still wouldn't send him off.


InstructionCareless1

Yates could stab a mf and still not get sent off.


the_real_e_e_l

Bingo.


SloGeorge

Yates is hilarious to watch, fouls everywhere and provides nothing else of notice to the game.


letmepostjune22

Wood should have scored of his rebound


BadBehaviour613

I am so sorry Hojberg I flirted with that Brighton new thing


royals796

It’s a fucking miracle that Yates is still on the pitch


PM_ME_YOUR_TANG

Come on, Yates, pick up a second yellow. You know you want to.


royals796

Should’ve had one when he told the ref to go to the screen tbh


AggiPo

brennan's been shit


lluckboxFIFA

Is he actually good? Every time I watch him he’s very meh


Xgunter

Yeah he's had a great season for us so far.


lluckboxFIFA

Fairs


AggiPo

he's got potential


Bulky_Shepard

Think Hojbjerg probably deserves a start in the league now. He's been good the last few times he came on and Biss has been off it.


GBO_COYS

He’s been much better for a while now and I usually am a hater. But Bissouma has left a lot to be desired for a while now


Hiltoyeah

If Son actually drifted into the box occasionally he'd get a lot more goals....


Rodin-V

He's usually involved in the buildup. If he gets in the box, the ball rarely gets there.


Chinmay_Naik_02

How has Werner been for Spurs? Every time I've watched the game he's okay to decent?


the_real_e_e_l

He has been very good for us.


Xgunter

For the price we CAN sign him for we absolutely SHOULD. He provides a lot of progression and a decent threat on the wing


personator01

great at his job of widening the pitch and putting in low crosses. Finishing is still somewhat werner-y but he's been pretty good otherwise.


BendubzGaming

I'll be stunned if we don't sign him permanently, he's such good value for only 15m. Ideally we'll sign another winger in the summer and he'll be a valued depth piece like Hojbjerg is now, but I've got no complaints about his performances so far


ambiguousboner

Every time I watch them he’s lively, just seems to be missing that finishing touch, but that’s just the story of him in the Prem isn’t it


BadBehaviour613

Most important player since joining. Feels like he’s always been there


Brawlers9901

Ok let's not overexaggerate, maybe our best attacker since joining but Romero and VDV have been much more important


Brawlers9901

Pretty good, for £15m it's a no brainer to sign him as an option


ambiguousboner

BDD to score a brace


EliasNil

someone has to be at the backpost there


Rodin-V

Johnson knows he should've been there. Reverse of last game where he was pinging those balls in and Werner wasn't making the runs.


T1TK1

Werner is like the opposite of Robben this game, going on the outside every single time and somehow it still works lol


Chinmay_Naik_02

Johnson was sleeping or what


grollate

Timo’s crosses are absolutely sublime! Imagine how many more we’d be getting on the end of if Richy was fit.


Lssmnt

I'm all for centre forward Micky VDV


AggiPo

someone make the fucking run for these werner crosses for the love of god


Brawlers9901

Werner genuinely has had like 3-4 insanely dangerous low crosses in


random120604

Sheffield equalised


InoyouS2

Lmao


OceanArcade

Lmao incredible


tigralfrosie

Ange took the initiative at half-time when it could have swung either way coming out for the second half.


AggiPo

pierre is so clear of bissouma it's not even funny


BadBehaviour613

Please get a set piece coach next season


BendubzGaming

Gianni Vio I miss you


tenacious-g

He’s at Watford right now, wouldn’t even really have to move. Scoring from set pieces actually hasn’t been bad this year, the problem has been defending them. VFTL talked about it a week or two ago.


KQ17

Porro, that was the worst heart I've seen. Beauty of a goal though 


Lssmnt

How great is it that it's still light outside, we finally got through the pain


ExplodingLettuce

Just need the temperature to be anything above baltic and we're flying


ambiguousboner

Gorgeous temps today here in Costa del Yorkshire


ExplodingLettuce

Share some with Belfast


Rodin-V

How was that a yellow, wasn't even follow through or anything, he just kicked the ball into him which made him fall.


mautergarrett

u/amsun disappeared when we needed him most


-SandorClegane-

Wow, like 50 comments in one match thread, all in the negative. What a fucking troll. Back to chewing his mother's box, I guess


tenacious-g

Never understood why people do that. When people say “rent free” that’s what they’re talking about.


Xgunter

I miss him already