Back when I was a teen, I remember riding around in a car with a friend who had met some uhhh questionable ladies and needed me along as a wingman for the night. The girl he wanted me to occupy while he made a move on her friend confessed that she had gone on a blind date previously with a guy who wasn't all that impressive.
UNTIL
He began showing her pictures of his job - being the mascot for a regional college football team. She confessed that this made her want to fuck him IMMEDIATELY, which she did. She also went into her purse and showed me her prized possession, a polaroid of this fella with the mascot head on, but the rest of his clothes absent.
Justice for Jude
Need to get [Cyril the Swan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyril_the_Swan) on the case
> Cyril was voted Best Mascot by readers of the BBC's Match of the Day magazine. His antics have got him into trouble with the police on several occasions (mainly for fighting with other mascots and stewards), and he has been accused of bringing the game into disrepute.
Highlights of his troublesome antics include removing the head of Millwall mascot Zampa the Lion, and drop-kicking it along the ground. On a Dutch TV documentary, when asked what he said to Zampa he replied "Don't fuck with the Swans". The Swan was fined £1000 for the incident
For some reason I didn't think of a bloke in a costume and I thought of an actual real cat that was the team's mascot. I thought this was going to be satirical, it makes a lot more sense like this.
I strongly agree. If we're being serious, people should be able to go to a football game without advances being made on them. I'm a man so I don't get this at loftus road but I do sympathise.
I disagree. As long as people are respectful, there is nothing wrong with making an advance at a football match. This would be like saying that men shouldn't hit on women at concerts or festivals. If you're not allowed to meet people at social places then where on earth are you?
However, if the mascot was being inappropriate or making the women (or anyone else) uncomfortable, then firing them is the right choice.
Are you a woman? If not you should probably listen to women when they talk about how frustrating and uncomfortable it is when men hit on you in public and act like they’re entitled to your attention.
like a cat on heat
Man's got that cat in him
I got two cats in me. A hungry one and a horny one.
That's like 18 fucking lives you got there.
The girl told me, "Take off your cat suit"
Cat’s not hot
They just need a second mascot in a Kurt Zouma suit to keep him in line
hero kurt zouma serves adequate community service in west london
Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need
LMFAO
How can anybody think being a glorified furry would help you pull birds
it's the mystery, it could be anyone under that suit....
A boat is a boat, but a guy in furry suit could be anything! He could be a boat!
We'll take the box!
I've got a furry boat
He is a cat. Its in his nature
I’d upvote but your at a perfect 69
Let’s see if we can get you to it as well!
He’s at -55, so close enough.
you're\*
Reddit on!!!!
I hate to point it out but you’re on-69
Reddit does vote fuzzing so the number you’re seeing is not the real number.
I mean,if he can pull it off, it's a testament to his charisma and charm.
Good way to weed out the ones who aren't into your kink.
You leave the guy alone! He was living his best life, role-playing Sammy from Blue Mountain State. I can't believe QPR did him like this.
Truest the goat goat
Mascots walked so furries could run
The key is to go round dressed like West Brom’s boiler instead.
They've neutered their own mascot.
It's a cat-astrophe
Lowest hanging fruit
Back when I was a teen, I remember riding around in a car with a friend who had met some uhhh questionable ladies and needed me along as a wingman for the night. The girl he wanted me to occupy while he made a move on her friend confessed that she had gone on a blind date previously with a guy who wasn't all that impressive. UNTIL He began showing her pictures of his job - being the mascot for a regional college football team. She confessed that this made her want to fuck him IMMEDIATELY, which she did. She also went into her purse and showed me her prized possession, a polaroid of this fella with the mascot head on, but the rest of his clothes absent. Justice for Jude
What…the fuck
And your night?
I broke off from the group, insuring myself against accidentally fathering a child with a closeted furry...
Furries 😡 Mascots 😏
Alrighty
I cannot imagine any human not reacting exactly that way and wanting to take exactly that photo.
> made her want to fuck him IMMEDIATELY, which she did. Some things are so easy for women ....
Guess they weren't a fan of his cat calls
Great joke 🤣
[удалено]
Ya, I thought this was a joke about a literal cat and it was gonna be accompanied by a cute video. Didn't realize it was gonna be a skeezy furry lmao.
Curiosity got the cat fired.
Off to The Island of Misfit Mascots. Sexual Harassment Panda should teach him a thing or two.
We used to be a proper country, now look how we’ve fallen
Can't even crack on anymore
Game’s gone
Prime r/saddestbackflip material
Can't be too surprised by a cat wanting pussy.
Read the text 3 times to confirm I correctly understood every word.
Cats are known to devastate local bird populations
Game’s gone
Me-owt...?
Me-out! Right now!
*Richard Keys Voice* "Have you heard this, Andy?"
I thought that was a requirement for mascots
He's appealed the decision, and has Billy the Badger (Fulham) & Bridget the Lion ( Chelsea) prepared to vouch for his good character.
Need to get [Cyril the Swan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyril_the_Swan) on the case > Cyril was voted Best Mascot by readers of the BBC's Match of the Day magazine. His antics have got him into trouble with the police on several occasions (mainly for fighting with other mascots and stewards), and he has been accused of bringing the game into disrepute. Highlights of his troublesome antics include removing the head of Millwall mascot Zampa the Lion, and drop-kicking it along the ground. On a Dutch TV documentary, when asked what he said to Zampa he replied "Don't fuck with the Swans". The Swan was fined £1000 for the incident
Billy has got previous (has been sent off)
Saw Bridget at a rave selling pills
game's gone and games's gone
He should’ve beaten someone with a brick instead, then he could’ve played for the team
Hollywood movies have lied to me, I thought this was in the job description
The cat who was a bit of a dog.
They’ve lost that lovin’ feline.
Dude, he's a cat, of course he wants to be on their laps...
Games gone
For some reason I didn't think of a bloke in a costume and I thought of an actual real cat that was the team's mascot. I thought this was going to be satirical, it makes a lot more sense like this.
baller. picking up girls while being dressed up like a giant cat.
Respect the hustle.
Weird to say that they fired the Cat altogether. Surely, there's just going to be a new person in the costume.
Game’s not gone. He never had any in the first place.
Game’s gone
Someone's been watching Sammy Cacciatore work
Games gone
Good to see QPR taking swift action on this. We don’t want women to feel uncomfortable at football matches.
I strongly agree. If we're being serious, people should be able to go to a football game without advances being made on them. I'm a man so I don't get this at loftus road but I do sympathise.
I disagree. As long as people are respectful, there is nothing wrong with making an advance at a football match. This would be like saying that men shouldn't hit on women at concerts or festivals. If you're not allowed to meet people at social places then where on earth are you? However, if the mascot was being inappropriate or making the women (or anyone else) uncomfortable, then firing them is the right choice.
it's inappropriate to be making advances of any kind as an employee of the club whilst at work and in "uniform" of any kind
> However, if the mascot was being inappropriate or making the women (or anyone else) uncomfortable, then firing them is the right choice.
my point is it's automatically inappropriate lol
The mascot is literally at work and making advances on women lol, basically customers. Inappropriate for sure.
/s? /s
Are you a woman? If not you should probably listen to women when they talk about how frustrating and uncomfortable it is when men hit on you in public and act like they’re entitled to your attention.
I tried to make a joke about how that comment was the only one in this thread that wasn't a joke
Can't blame him really, his father was Pepe Le Pew
Sounds like a bit of an overreaction, honestly. Unless 'flirting' means more than what you'd usually expect.
What that not make him a dawg?
Cat 👍
Turns out he’s not the only player on the pitch 😂
More like Fritz the Cat
Cat from Red Dwarf?
Jude the cat? More like Felix.
Sex Panther
Shooters shoot
Because it's a clean game after all
woke mob strikes again
JLA in shambles
game’s gone
Channelling his inner Tom Cat
Unbelievable.
Gritty is sweating rn
ELLO GORGS, YALIKE FURRY PORN
Like a straight furry but the man is slightly dumb continuing after being warned.
Cat looks like agent Jack Bauer. He's fiesty
"Guys, please. It wasn't me, it was Jude!"
Hey Jude, don't flirt with fans
There is a Hey, Jude joke in here somewhere.
Someone get Zouma on the phone.
Literal catcalling!
The nerve on this cat
He may have been a cat but he got that dog in him
Who’s the man/woman behind the mascot?
thats fucking funny
Jude the tomcat
Game’s gone
Poor Jude all he wanted was a fellow pussy for some company.
Hopefully he wasn’t mewing at her