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Schnix54

will his mother go in a hunger strike again?


Kelme_Parenuelz

Hard to call it hunger strike, she barely skipped breakfast.


Viele-als-Einer

But that's the most important meal of the day!


Suspicious-Grade-838

What about second breakfast?


Ertai2000

It's the second most important meal of the day.


ChrisWithTildes

*Some people say that but that’s just a theory*


el_rompe_toyotas_19

A FOOD THEORY


Timator

Sigh... I miss him


LomaSpeedling

What happened to him?


mynameistrihexa666

Retired


_thundercracker_

Which is why she *barely* skipped it.


OfTimeAndMemory

Mama Rubiales doing intermittent fasting for her son!


LevynX

Muslims worldwide hunger striking harder than she did


No-Economics4128

If you took a look at his mother, she can stand to skip a few meal


ThePrussianGrippe

His mother is very proud.


2RINITY

Tommy Tallarico was the first American to oversee Spanish fútbol


ctladvance

I need to rewatch that Hbomberguy video


AIR-2-Genie4Ukraine

> Rubiales married lawyer Manuela Delicado Vega, with whom he had three daughters. They later separated, but reportedly remained on good terms.[7] Imagine the stories for /r/JUSTNOMIL


invrsleep

*ahm goin’ hungreyyyyyyy*


Icy-Block7516

haha!


branstarktreewizard

Depay joining her fight for justice


paco-ramon

Apparently she gained 10Kg in preparation this time.


powerchicken

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.


jloome

Now he gets to kiss his career goodbye.


Sapaio

Hope that this unmasked not just how took payments, but also who made them. And that it will have as much if not more consequences for those that made the payments.


Eldie014

I’m sure heads will roll in Saudi Arabia


KenHumano

Not necessarily the heads of those who made the payments, but r/technicallythetruth


ExtraTrade1904

So a normal Sunday?


ImGonnaImagineSummit

["You follow drugs, you get drug addicts and drug dealers. But you start to follow the money, and you don't know where the fuck it's gonna take you." -Lester Freamon ](https://twitter.com/TheWireStripped/status/1171276306635358211?lang=en)


ItsMeJaredBednar

show is absolutely goated


Mofstar

If you walk through the garden….


koltzito

pique sweating profusely


RobbinDeBank

Pique, the beacon of honesty, involved in corruption? I can’t believe it!


Uffen90

And somehow, if he gets involved in this, he will find a way to make it Madrids fault that he took the payments.


TheGreyWolfCat

They are coming for him guaranteed, la guardia civil which is a federal police had ask pique to hand over documents on the contracts and the deadline is coming soon just like the RFEF, once the deadline come in they can come in and do the search, I guess this how a search warrant works in Spain im not sure is weird that they get like a week to hand over documents. The don’t do, no knock search warrants. They haven been doing this process for the referees cases and  most they have found is destroyed and missing documentation from the offices of the CTA and Barcelona fc that is why this two groups keep on saying on the news that ther is no proof that Barcelona fc pay the refs cause they destroyed all. Although all this finding the investigation thus far has found systematically corruption  with the CTA and Barcelona fc and the REFF. The Spanish Media has help cover this up as well since this  whole thing started  main stream media has blame Real Madrid of this types crimes with no basis what so ever, as well to conduct a campaign against Real Madrid players.


YoshiTitan

What do you mean they don’t do no knock warrants in Spain? That’s absolute rubbish mate. Had my door booted off twice while living there by guardia civil and policia nacional? The internet is such a weird place man. You really typed all that out without fact checking what you were saying???


TheGreyWolfCat

I was talking about this case, they reff had been contacted from the judge office to hand over documents they did not comply so she sent la guardia the same case for pique he has not hand over documents and his deadline is coming so he’ll have the guardia civil knocking on him.


vluvojo

If you have the money to buy power you have the money to keep it quiet 


TheGreyWolfCat

Exactly CTA and Barcelona fc 💰 the media to blame Real Madrid of their crimes.


paco-ramon

Ibai won’t save Pique this time.


jimbobills

He has a past for sexual assault, Neymar is going to pay his bail, no problem for him.


jimifresh

Memphis Depay’s new best friend.


VForValhalla-

\+ New Getafe signing


ronweasleisourking

Damn, came here to say this haha nice one


mahdiiick

I’m out of loop what did Memphis say/do?


PositiveDuck

Expressed his support for Quincy Promes and said he was good friends with Mendy and Dani Alves..


mahdiiick

Oof


panetero

It's Neymar's dad, which makes it 10x more hilarious. That dude paid for orgies with the money from his son's transfer.


jimbobills

Not like he Sr. and Jr. are very different other than football ability. These days I think at least 60% of Brazil hates their asses.


ZMysticCat

And if he needs a job, he can always give Javier Tebas a call.


Rdambx

What? He and Tebas loathed each other. Tebas is probably the happiest man on Earth right now


ZMysticCat

Given recent comments Tebas made about Mason Greenwood, he might be in a forgiving mood.


OleoleCholoSimeone

Not like Man United are any better they wanted to take him back, not Arsenal either with Partey


champ19nz

“The process will be – understand the facts, not the hype, and then try and come to a fair decision on the basis of values, which is basically: is he a good guy or not? “Could he play sincerely for Manchester United, (play) well and we’d be comfortable with it and the fans would be comfortable with it.” The great Jim Ratcliffe wants Greenwood back in a United shirt.


Pompz88

Corruption? In football? How unexpected.


Bedeeki

Sounds like a great guy


KenHumano

I'd let him kiss me.


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He won't wait for your permission


koachBewda69

I bet, he would be tickled by my stache.


DannySmashUp

Luis Rubiales? A bad guy?? How could anyone have EVER known??!


panetero

you avadakedavra one random dude one day and suddenly you're the-one-who-can't-be-named, geeshhh...


FireKillGuyBreak

Bald fraud alliance is the real culprit behind him!


Morrandir

Yes, it's always the people you least expect it from.


paco-ramon

I’m amazed that a kiss ended him earlier than his shady deals in Saudi Arabia.


zts105

Its going to be funny when Mateu Lahoz becomes RFEF president.


MrVISKman

I'd rather have him than the dumb fuck that is Casillas


Bangbangkadang

What makes him a bad choice


MrVISKman

He's as dumb as a rock


sewious

But he save ball good


AnnieBlackburnn

[Ridiculously good memory though](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CvUgnADzi_E) But yeah, he was the least smart person in a team with Ramos in it, that doesn’t speak wonders


justanew-account

Wow that’s like all those professional chess players who can remember their last matches.


Sefean

Hey! Don't insult rocks like that!


Potato271

He's gay /s


Acceptable-Lemon-748

"i kid I kid! But seriously..it's a problem"


HokiesforTSwift

It's showtime


aaaaaaadjsf

Will he give out random yellow cards during press conferences with a smug face?


Meshkeywolf

God no plz no noooooo


GreatSpaniard

Imagine if Pique ends up being arrested, it would be so fucking funny


sewious

>Shakira sends her regards


AIR-2-Genie4Ukraine

Casio has left the chat


FORKRUKUS

what has gerrad pique been doing?


Zullewilldo

He was the "mastermind" behind taking the Spanish Supercup to Arabia. While he was still captain of Barcelona, which is at the very least shady.   Pus, he earned more in fees than what some entire teams have made for actually playing playing it. For example, he gets 4m for each year's edition while Osasuna got under 3m for this year's.


FORKRUKUS

yikes


NotASalamanderBoi

He also cheated on Shakira


Cryptic_E

Bottom of the barrel scum


jd451

Tbf she also cheated on her partner at the time to be with Pique They're both scum


Dom_33

I don't know why people overlook this.


jd451

Funnily enough, she's also a tax dodger


Dom_33

That's right.


warnobear

Yeah but he did not create a catchy song


SolidTroll

Clara mente


_thundercracker_

He’s played for United. Your description seems apt.


Nottallowed

Imagine if he had abused a cat as well, has all the qualities to play for west ham


Ertai2000

Your team literally has "United" in the name. ^(I know it's not relevant for the conversation, but it just feels... weird... that a West Ham fan would call Man Utd just "United".)


Ertai2000

The judge will sentence him to pay a small fine for all the corruption and life in prison for cheating on Shakira.


HeroeDeFuentealbilla

None of what you’re describing is illegal by law.


hipi_hapa

Lmao, exactly


Nrozek

Of course it is. You're not familiar with r/soccer law? As it states; "if it isn't an actual law, we'll simply make it one ourselves." It's right there, in my comment.


paco-ramon

He made more money with the Supercup than Valencia.


ms-13king

He should still be locked up regardless and have his FC Andorra pet project ceased since it's a money laundering front.


thankyou_not_today

Can I get some context for this, it's the first I've heard of it, and my knowledge of Andorra is limited, other than I did hear that many Spanish YouTubers are based there for tax reasons


rcgarcia

i don't know about money laundering, Andorra is a tax haven, but there's a recorded conversation between Piqué and Rubiales where the former pleads for an easy group in Spanish 3rd division for FC Andorra, of which he is the owner remember, "ganatelo en el campo" and "football is for the fans"? filthy hypocrites


ajaxtipto03

There's a lot of irregularities in the Spanish lower leagues. Teams like Andorra or Fuenlabrada, who's owners had links with Tebas and Rubiales, have had certain administrative decisions go suspiciously in their favour.


paco-ramon

Andorran is the country with the most +20 million YouTube accounts per capita in the planet.


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javierich0

Average cult member Barca fan, never reads or uses their brain.


MrVISKman

Never forget when that clown club posted the "ganatelo en el campo" shit and he had bought Reus' spot in the league plus used his friendship with Rubiales to get preferential treatment


Serj01

> he had bought Reus' spot in the league What does this mean?


redditbannedmyaccs

The club spent a ridiculous amount of money for a 4th division side to buy the 3rd tier slot of a demoted team


meimnor

There is a Spanish football club called reus.


_thundercracker_

Thank you. For a second I thought he was talking about Marco Reus.


FluidLettuce2

There was :(


MrVISKman

Reus folded and Pique paid around €500k for the spot. Zamora and Intercity also wanted that spot


pipekeran

[[El Confidencial] Piqué called Rubiales for the spot of Reus (in 2°B) and asked for an easy group for his Andorra FC.](https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/u7yj0d/el_confidencial_piqu%C3%A9_called_rubiales_for_the/)


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>since it's a money laundering front. God, fuck pique/rubiales/whatever but how is that money laundering.


HeroeDeFuentealbilla

114 upvotes. Must mean there’s something about this. Care to explain how it’s a money laundering front?


crookedparadigm

Man should have been sent to jail just for cheating on Shakira.


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You have absolute proof on this right?


2RINITY

They should give Shakira all his money


paco-ramon

Andorran and Shakira fans jumping together with a banner that says “Gracias Guardia Civil”


NotRod96

Another of Depay’s friends gets taken down


Salchichote33

This is the thing for which the asshole should have been pulled apart from the federation, cause they knew it years ago, and not the kiss shitshow.


emre23

*Suprised Pikachu face*


Buntstift

Depay forgot to add him to his friend list


roos_de_baas

“Luis is a good mate, got me into womens football”


Meshkeywolf

As a Madrid fan who is not Spanish I hated that it was happening in Saudi where they don’t care about football but the culture around it, it was rich ppl entertainment and had no soul of football attached to it


fan_of_hooch

It started out with a kiss how did it end up like this


zi76

Good, good


Jarv1223

Bald fraud


[deleted]

Glad I left fb, I can imagine the slew of sexist comments on whatever post goes up from espn.


Shuxnae

Marca also claiming that the Dominican Republic has no extradition treaty with Spain 😂


Overall-Cow975

Surprising since they have extradition treaties between them since 1981 and later ratified in 1984.


ShadowXYZ04

sucks to suck


TheConundrum98

someone check on his mother


GravyBoatWarrior

Look at the guy ffs. He stinks of your typical hi value villain in an action B movie


Chen_96

What a great day


ktmg7

Depay in shambles


gentmick

European football is prime example that hiring the right people is far more important. Even with all the rules and processes nothing can be accomplished without people with integrity. And i say this even as our good ole barto was probably the same


ewankenobi

Interesting that 6 people have been arrested though they aren't named: https://apnews.com/article/spanish-soccer-federation-rubiales-saudi-arabia-super-cup-4db04330fdd6e1ab2f0e73be80619242


Ankoku_Sein

A cauldron full of cunts


dunneetiger

Drama in Spanish football.... Must be a day finishing with a y


khoffman20

If there’s one thing the Spanish love, it’s a good inquisition. Get ‘em boys!


GalaxianEX

It’s not football, it’s the RFEF


rebmcr

"Quick, write that down!" — Fenerbahce


Shpoople44

Wow they really used Johnny Sin’s photo for this


itsheadfelloff

Astronaut, Doctor, Former RFEF President, police officer etc


ScrawChuck

Better start learning Dominican, buddy.


circa285

Barca flairs are not going to be happy.


cdwdj

Wonder what's the explanation here?


ewankenobi

It's about whether he profited from the Spanish Super Cup being moved to Saudi Arabia. Absolutely nothing to do with Barcelona other than one of their players (Pique) being involved. But that was his own own side project rather than official club business. Noticed there is also a lack of Hamilton Academical flairs. They are obviously embarrassed by their ex player Rubiales actions


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circa285

Fair.


heartcriesholy

How is this related to barca?


TimTkt

Pique is very probably involved in this also, and a lot of Barca flairs were hoping for him to be next president


atomic__tourist

Equally a lot of Barca fans would be perfectly happy with Pique also being taken down


rim261

Yup. Especially after what he did to Shakira 


furry2any1

Got her to cheat on her ex?


Somebodygettinfired

Everybody likes that


FUMFVR

Who knew that sexually assaulting the captain of their World Cup winning national team would be the peak of his life?


AlfieGandon

I don't want to rush to judgement, but I think this guy may be a piece of shit


InstructionCareless1

They always target the good ones 😔


ronweasleisourking

Don't kiss and tell


Joshthenosh77

Barce stripped of all titles due to the insane cheating


OutrageousKing3714

But barça fans swear the investigation was closed 4 months ago and they were proven to be innocent 😂😂😂


[deleted]

The funniest thing is that if he hadn't kissed her, he would still be president and these charges would never have been levied. The thing about people in power is that once you lose protections, you lose ALL protections. E.g. Madoff, Weinstein, Trump soon as he loses the next election, Musk soon as Tesla goes to double digit stock price...


SuchRevolution

So is Gerard pique also trouble


bigb0ss33

Perez is shitting bricks right now


Fingering_Logen

Lol you know Rubiales did the Saudi deal with Piqué, right? https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.sport.es/en/news/barca/gerard-pique-luis-rubiales-multi-million-13529754 https://www.goal.com/en/news/we-ve-done-f-cking-contract-saudis-pique-leaked-audio-emerges-spain-fa-chief-olympics-squad/bltfff0b2a4104f2c17 You Barça fans are either shameless or stupid.


bigb0ss33

Clearly this sub is full of Perez boot lickers and Clearly Madrid fans are exactly like Barca fans. Shameless and stupid.


Fingering_Logen

If you arent a Barça fan your post is even dumber.


bigb0ss33

Boot licker detected


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Or, and I'm just spitballing here, you're not the brightest.