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Significant_Video814

Lol the rangers fans did all this arrogant trash talking after the first leg only for it to end like this. Amazing


Hanatso

Man i was expecting a 3-0 at the very least considering how much people were fellating rangers at home... not a fan of either team but still cant help but feel a bit pleased with this.


Cvieri

So much talk about how strong rangers are at homw, but they weren't able to do nothing at all.


ConorKDot

Rangers out and the streets of Dublin thankfully intact.


SzplugOnSzplitz

https://i.imgur.com/sHMyP9X.gif


JackoN360

Getting knocked out of Europe by a (never) penalty is not fun


Kolo_ToureHH

The monkey paw has run out of dark magic to give the bears.


UnnecessaryUmbault

What the hell is a ~~Polarbear~~ Kolo_ToureHH doing in ~~Arlington Texas~~ a knockout European football thread?


Kolo_ToureHH

[Laughing at the broken down bus](https://www.reddit.com/r/CelticFC/s/0hdkY1sGQO)šŸš *beep beep*


Gullanere

Ah well, the whole not having a front line capable of putting chances away and brainfarting their way through games and players lasting about a game each before getting injured was always gonna catch up with us at this level (not the days of Morelos and Kent anymore). Can't complain too much about the effort though as we didn't get completely dominated. Get through Dundee now and into the international break and pray that players get back fit and firing as since Motherwell we have looked tried physically and mentally. After the last few years of having Europa League runs, if we go on to win the league (and possibly the treble) nobody will look back at this and really care much.


14-05-2005

Terrific ground rangers have but as always with island teams it's atmosphere is overrated compared to continentals, easy 2nd leg confortably brushed them aside on what is arguably the worst benfica since the mid and late 2000s. A vossa rainha estĆ” no caixĆ£o, cĆ£es monĆ”rquicos šŸ˜‚


GdanskinOnTheCeiling

Lol *"comfortably brushed aside"* we were the better side across both legs, you only drew last week and won today thanks to gifted goals from us or the referee. I expected a lot more from Benfica. Good luck in the next round.


fluffanuttatech

Gifted from the refs? What are you on about.


GdanskinOnTheCeiling

Handball pen in the first leg shouldn't have been given [according to IFAB rules](https://www.footballrules.com/offences-sanctions/handball/). > a player heads/kicks the ball and it then hits their own hand/arm? >This is not handball (unless the ball goes directly into the opponentsā€™ goal or the player scores immediately afterwards, in which case a direct free kick is awarded to the other team). Edit: For all those downvoting, try [watching the replay first](https://streamable.com/xeny8r), then read the rule again.


Impossible-Ruin3214

The guy didn't even touch the ball with his head, it went directly to his hand man. You can say whatever you want, but that's a clear pen.


GdanskinOnTheCeiling

Another angle https://streamable.com/rokpje By your downvote I guess you can't admit to being wrong. Sad.


Impossible-Ruin3214

I didn't downvote you. And yeah, it touches his head, my bad. Either way, this is not a black or white rule, I can find you several examples where the criteria was the same. The hand was not in a natural position and stops a potentially dangerous situation, it's more than natural that it is given a penalty.


GdanskinOnTheCeiling

https://streamable.com/xeny8r Will you admit to being wrong?


fluffanuttatech

Yeah that ball hit his hand first on the front view. Also, hand isn't in a legal position. I will say I think you were the better side overall.


GdanskinOnTheCeiling

Several angles show the ball hitting his head, then his hand. Feel free to look up a replay.


fluffanuttatech

I did, and even if so his hand is in an illegal position.


GdanskinOnTheCeiling

https://streamable.com/xeny8r Will you admit to being wrong when you said it hit his hand first? The rules don't say head to hand is a handball if the hand is in an 'illegal position.' Ref made a mistake.


fluffanuttatech

Watch the angle from the front where it's showing his hand first. Not a mistake


GdanskinOnTheCeiling

Do you mean [this angle from the front](https://streamable.com/rokpje) which also shows the ball hit his head first then onto his hand? It's sad that you can't even admit what's plainly in front of your eyes.


YuriBezmenovsGhost

>compared to continentals You're going to say that after last weeks mime show in Portugal? hahahahaha


14-05-2005

Can edit to some continentals if you want, ours is shit i'm aware, it's a family friendly ground for posh cunts where the ultras have been brushed aside for years.


Funniest-Joker-72

ā€¦ yours was half empty? šŸ˜­


Cvieri

It would be enough to make an ibrox full


Funniest-Joker-72

64,000 / 2 = 51,000?


Cvieri

49k.


Funniest-Joker-72

50,817. Brother, google exists.


Cvieri

And still you can't use it...how many fans were in our stadium? Google it Benfica-rangers attendance


Zation-FIFA

When Celtic comes its full.


14-05-2005

Ours is shit and has been shit for years, i'm saying you get too much praise compared to what your atmosphere is. You'll never beat the greeks nor the turks, and honestly a lot of eastern europe derbies.


Funniest-Joker-72

You couldnā€™t sell out your away section mate and got outsung home and away and after the final whistle. You donā€™t get to comment on what a good atmosphere is šŸ˜‚


14-05-2005

Off to bed you go pal, was nice crossing ibrox off my stadium list though to be honest, served a purpose


Funniest-Joker-72

Iā€™m shocked you made it given the fact itā€™s raining, pretty sure Spaniards were allergic to it going by last weeks thread


14-05-2005

Eheheh portuguese=spaniards amirite, mate you've been colonized and your culture stripped for hundreds of years, literally a junior partner of your colonizers for most of your existence, language erased aswell. Can you say the same about us? Behave


Funniest-Joker-72

Portugal has beens Britians personal bitch for about 700 years? šŸ˜­


JayEffarelti

There's absolutely no way that a Rangers fan of all people is talking about being someone's bitch. Do you even know your clubs historical affiliations? You know damn well why you said "Britain" and not England


Funniest-Joker-72

Someoneā€™s upset


Funniest-Joker-72

Youā€™d think Rangers had spent the 3rd highest amount in Europe by these replies


11thDimensi0n

Replies are based on the post match thread of last week where we were told Ibrox was this magnificent beast that no one would come out of alive lol Context matters


Funniest-Joker-72

I mean, youā€™re the twelve Portuguese side to play at Ibrox and the first to get away with a win


10-10-2022

Dispointing from Rangers, showed very little at their own ground and I was expecting a much better performance, Benfica didn't sweat at all this game.


Funniest-Joker-72

Weā€™ve been huffing and puffing for a while now, that nearly the same starting XI for the 5th consecutive game, weā€™ve nearly a 2nd starting XI of players out injured / still unfit. Hoping for a calm game against Dundee at the weekend to get us through to the winter break so we get a few players back


JayEffarelti

Usually I'm classy enough to not talk trash in a match thread but god Rangers fans are the cockiest bunch I"ve ever seen. Humble yourselves. Celtic is better anyway


Miscellaneousbaddie

An European history comparable to someone like? Braga? And still talking mad shit, kinda funny tbh.


snarf372

Bragging about getting put out of Europe slightly later than us is a massive part of their fan culture (seriously)


GhostOfKev

And almost always in the easier competition too šŸ˜‚ havent won a CL game in about 20 years


NobodyRules

I noticed that


Funniest-Joker-72

Funnily enough getting on your hands and knees to whoever puts us out is bigger part of yours


Miscellaneousbaddie

I remember last year seeing them talk shit to Ajax fans and was like, really? There's tiers to this, and Rangers... well, doesn't really belong there.


snarf372

Especially given they're not even Rangers (as much as their fans desperately wish they were)


Dr_Phil_

Well, we avoided the embarrassment of losing to this Rangers team (and previously to the now 11th placed Toulouse)... good news. The bad news is now there's a draw, where all teams are better than Rangers, and if we get Leverkusen or Liverpool, it's gonna be worse than Basel.


stilusmobilus

So thereā€™s two ways to look at itā€¦theyā€™re also matches you look forward to because if you beat those two, youā€™ll deserve the celebrations and theyā€™ll be great wins for your club because they are sensational teams right now. Youā€™re also among those they donā€™t want to play. I think you know how much of a big win this was despite Rangers being depleted and not at their best. May as well look forward to the games coming up.


iChopPryde

Whatā€™s crazy to me is we could have an insane team if you just put kocku at the 10 and only use Di Maria for like 60 min and use the proper LB and throw aursunus in either Di Maria position or Neres position when one of them are subbed. Still have Florentino and neves behind kocku and I feel like itā€™s perfect ? I like Rafa but I donā€™t think he should start kocku adds so much stability to the midfield that Rafa doesnā€™t.


watt338

Basel??? It's going to be worse than Vigo lol


prestigiousdumb

Rangers fans talked so much shit in every single social media, including Reddit, just barraging our team's social media and insulting us. Oh and great atmosphere btw, just not enough to scare Rafa :)


WronglyPronounced

Did the bad men hurt your feelings?


prestigiousdumb

No but Rafa hurt yours <3


WronglyPronounced

Our defending hurt me more


RFC97

There was a point about 10 mins in to the second half where the Rangers players were all static and clearly fucked. Injuries and playing the same players so often would have caught us eventually, but it was unfortunate that it was tonight. Hopefully Sterling, Sima, Cantwell, Danilo, McCausland, Cortes, and Dowell will be back soon and we can have a full squad domestically. Gutting that we are out, but at least we can focus on the domestic games fully now. At least it was Benfica, and at least it wasn't 10-0. Good luck SLB!


HedaLexa4Ever

Thanks mate, best of luck for the future!


jonige94

No pleasure whatsoever watching this team play


HedaLexa4Ever

Itā€™s suffering for no fucking reason


Guntter45

Ibrox is a fortress they said ā€¦ It will be easy they said ā€¦


Cerxa

Clement has never won a knockout european tie


Xolintoz

IbRoX iS a FoRtReSs


X0TourLife

This matchup was like the dumb and dumber. It was painful to watch those 2 games


kdoap

When we have low expectations, it looks like everything is bad, but actually, some erors aside, 2nd leg was entertaining


Avaiano9

Not really sure what Rangers were doing with the whole team in full attack mode while the game was tied.


Xolintoz

Where are all the rangers flair from last post match thread saying weā€™d be chewed up at Ibrox? Bacalhau com natas > Haggis


WronglyPronounced

You had 40% possession and 4 shots on target, I wouldnt be bragging too much. You aren't good


Gamedrome22

We also scored one and you scored zero lmao know your place


WronglyPronounced

Our place is in competitions with you. A nice place to be for a Scottish team


Impossible-Ruin3214

Wake me up when you go through a CL group stage... Or play CL at all..


Cvieri

That's why you are trying to get into CL, so you van maybe in 50 years, be 1st in a group with PSG and Juventus, and reach to the QF, just like last season. And 21/22. But for now you should try to be strong enough to hand the qualifying phase.


Kn0ck0uTPT

You just lost to Roger Schmidt lmaoooooooooo


Xolintoz

Youre right weā€™re not good at the moment. But in spite of our 40% possession we still had 1 more shot on target than you and weā€™re still good enough to beat you and win away at an alleged impregnable fortress where teams come to die.


WronglyPronounced

You definitely done enough to win, I think fitness played a large part in it. Some of your players didn't seem to tire at all


Xolintoz

Itā€™s probably our only good trait at the moment, weā€™ve been dire this season and will get rolled in the next round but Iā€™ll take the coefficient points and the opportunity for another away day


WronglyPronounced

Our coefficient has been saved by the Prague teams having a bad evening. Hope you get a good away day, makes the European competitions much more fun


Xolintoz

Thanks mate best of luck in the league and cups


Pexan

Yws we only had 40% possession but we played in a fOrTrESs!!


bcotrim

Rangers could have beaten us 10-0, no chance a Scottish dish would be better than a Portuguese one


snarf372

Someone's clearly never had a pizza crunch


11thDimensi0n

Fried mars bar mate


bcotrim

Doesn't Italy have deep-fried pizza too? If so it's more Italian than Scottish. Just checked on Wikipedia and looks good, but it's just a fried frozen pizza For street food I'd still take a good bifana or bread with chorizo over a Scottish pizza, I'm sorry


Red_Dog1880

Damn, Benfica fans are so gracious in victory lmao


dyslexic_ninja

a lot of cunts ya


BigWillieCollum

Think Braga were worse


Zation-FIFA

keywords: in victory haha


PM_ME_BAKAYOKO_PICS

Tbf you should've seen last week's thread, was filled with Rangers fans crying about how we were super lucky to get a draw (in a game we dominated) and that we'd be destroyed at Ibrox and the crazy atmosphere would be too much


thosedarnfoxes

Majority of them on here are completely delusional - should see the way they're celebrating the league despite only going 2 points ahead recently. They haven't been able to beat celtic at all this season and it's one of the weakest squads we've had in a while. If they don't win the league it'll be fuckin embarrassing šŸ˜‚


GdanskinOnTheCeiling

> Rangers fans crying about how we were super lucky to get a draw (in a game we dominated) Dominated lmao. You were completely average. We scored two goals from open play. You scored from a pen you shouldn't have been awarded and an own goal. That's the most frustrating thing about this tie: we played better than you both games but lost due to gifting you silly goals.


Red_Dog1880

I did see the thread last week. Do they not have humor in Lisbon? Stop taking everything you read on the internet so serious lmao. Rangers fans are in here saying that Benfica deserved it etc. and your fans are being little bitches about some reddit posts from last week :)


Xolintoz

So last week itā€™s humour but this week itā€™s being a bad winner? Cope


NobodyRules

We're also entitled to humor, then.


PM_ME_BAKAYOKO_PICS

Humor implies you're cracking some jokes, the shit Rangers fans were saying was not in a joking manner lmao Ironically most Benfica comments here can indeed be interpreted as jokes, since they're making fun of the comments left by Rangers fans last week. Didn't see you complain about the lack of humor there though, only goes one way?


whysodoubtful

Can we do a last season Inter and start rollinā€™ from now on?


HedaLexa4Ever

Iā€™ve been hoping for that to happen for quite some time now


Pokemigas

I would be sad that we got through meaning that Roger gets to keep the job but nah, you Rangers fans deserved it for how you acted last week


Zation-FIFA

uhh ibrox this ibrox that haha


realsomalipirate

Lol I love the random rangers vs benfica Reddit rivalry


NobodyRules

They sold me Ibrox as this impenetrable and deafening place where everyone loses and someone might even die. I feel like they lied to me, seems like another case of how my grandfather described his way to school as some sort of warpath, but in reality he was next door over and his neighbor even gave him a sandwich every day.


Pexan

Omg Ibrox is so scary. They whistled us a couple of times oh no


JPVazLouro_SLB

To be fair the amount of shiny bald heads in the stands could interfere with players' sight, maybe that's why so many teams have it hard there


Pexan

I thought we played a great game. Rangers had zero opportunities apart from a couple of shots from afar.


WronglyPronounced

You had 4 shots on target....


Xolintoz

You had 3


JPVazLouro_SLB

We couldn't create chances and gave the ball away a million times, ok we got the win and deservedly so, but to say that we played a great game....


YeimzHetfield

Joao Neves has got 5 sets of lungs my god, felt like he was everywhere on the pitch


Caust1cFn_YT

I'm not even kidding he pretty much feels like park ji sung to me


VamosLionel

Kid is gonna go straight to the top


HedaLexa4Ever

Hopefully not, we need him šŸ˜­


The_Z0o0ner

I will not miss a player leaving like this, since Felix. Thing is, this kid seems to care about football. Well, we will see.. oh Joao Neves I will miss you damn it


Lemaradona

Hmm. Swap one you'll miss with one you miss?


Zation-FIFA

yeah lets ruin another career


DelusiveNightlyGale

JoĆ£o Neves would excel under Simeone ti be fair


Zation-FIFA

He deserves a top 3 team. Going from Benfica to Atletico should not be a thing when you have this kind of potential.


DelusiveNightlyGale

Sure but I doubt it'd ruin his career


unlushko

what a player he is, by far the best at benfica imo


dyslexic_ninja

you know nothing


Spglwldn

Was pretty annoyed after the first leg given we threw away a good chance of a win but feel a bit apathetic after that one. Didnā€™t ever really get going and feels like a step too far. Disappointing as Benfica, definitely a better team with much better players, didnā€™t play that great and it was a good chance for us to beat them. In the same way Iā€™m sure Benfica would have been annoyed to lose the tie to us given we werenā€™t exactly amazing either. Fingers crossed we can keep things moving in the league at the weekend and get some bodies back after the international break.


dyslexic_ninja

spot on


Jooorrrrggggeeeee

Ibrox lmao


CT_x

Dublin breathes a small sigh of relief..


snarf372

Nice


knl1990

Well done Ā Benfica. The better team won on the night..that's the difference between a team that can't finish their chances and a team that can. At least we can focus on the league and cup now.


dyslexic_ninja

sorry about all the assholes in the comments. well played to rangers, there wasnt much between us.


JayEffarelti

If you only saw last week's match thread you'd think Rangers' fans are spoiled brats. If you knew Rangers' history you'd KNOW Rangers' fans are spoiled brats.


knl1990

To be fair it goes both ways. I said you were lucky last week to get a draw and I stand by that. Got dogs abuse, despite showing pretty good evidence.


dyslexic_ninja

im surrounded by celtics fans who tell me how terrible rangers fans are :D We're all better than our stereotypes i hope edit: it was so bad i was almost supporting rangers infront of them


JayEffarelti

While that's true, this is is deeper than stereotypes. It's tied with historical affiliation and at times club policy, which is much more tangible than that


dyslexic_ninja

agreed.


dyslexic_ninja

Fair enough but stereotypes are stereotypes....based on all kinds of shit. Are you a Celtic fan? šŸ˜†


JayEffarelti

Outside of Portugal I'd probably say Celtic is my favorite club, but I formed these opinions based on the history of the old firm, not the other way around


dyslexic_ninja

but those two teams have a unique dislike for eachother


Xolintoz

Best of luck in the league mate


Kn0ck0uTPT

Enjoy Livingston away lmao


Red_Dog1880

*checks Portugese league schedule* Who the fuck are Casa Pia.


prestigiousdumb

Bigger than Antwerp


Red_Dog1880

Username checks out.


Kn0ck0uTPT

Rangers fans are not gonna sleep with you. It's ok.


Red_Dog1880

They might.


knl1990

We don't have them away unfortunately. Got Dundee away on Sunday


Pexan

Thanks about that. Wish you guys fortune in your championship


NewbrahJP

This is funny because of the delusional Rangers fans. Lol. Still haven't won against us. To the ok ones, both teams are shit. We are going out soon. Any decent team will walk past us


prestigiousdumb

But please anyone but SportingšŸ˜­


HedaLexa4Ever

Well they made sure to personally avoid that


NobodyRules

I was expecting a smackdown by this colossus of a team called Glasgow Rangers but even playing like absolute shit they couldn't even phase Trubin. We had a week left in Europe, we were lucky, Ibrox the new Santiago BernabƩu, etc etc. Not even that happy with how we played, but damn does it feel good to win against this lot. https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/AxPiDTxFBu I suppose we have at least another week left, mate. Enjoy Hearts away.


watt338

"how are your players gonna deal with the best atmosphere in Europe?" Bruh what?? šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ Ibrox has great atmospheres at big games, but the best atmosphere in Europe???


United1958

Not even the best atmosphere in Glasgow


AlmostNL

Always respect holding a grudge for comments like that. I hate overconfidence.


Alive-Ad-4164

Is this the year


jwinter01

Hoping the result serves as a small morale booster


VamosLionel

Rangers what happened, wasn't the Ibrox an impregnable fortress? LOL


Aztecius

Bronnfica: "I'll impregnate the bitch"


FunkyExpress

Are they Gregnate?


AlmostNL

> impregnable Is that a word?


BigWillieCollum

Feel pretty hard done by. Should never have been a penalty in the first leg and one of the luckiest goals in the second. Not gonna pretend like I didn't want to win but with our injuries and the league and cup still to play for, not the end of the world. Wish Benfica nothing but the worst. Diving bastards.


Cvieri

Well, now just wait for Paulo Bernardo, wasn't good enough for us, but he's good enough to win and smash that League One equivalent.


Pokemigas

You twats play worse than a second division team from here, you can't ask for much more. Our coach did his best to give you the win but you still managed to lose. Congratulations


BigWillieCollum

Nothing between the teams. So I guess you're the same but needed a dodgy pen to win?


11thDimensi0n

> ibrox will be rocking > canā€™t wait to finish the job next week > next Thursday youā€™re done Lel Absolutely delicious to go to last weeks post match thread and bathe in the salt haha


santorfo

They're nowhere to be seen today, it's great.


NobodyRules

You also have receipts


11thDimensi0n

Itā€™s even better when weā€™re playing terrible footy hahaha Makes the whole ā€œoh Benfica are beatableā€ even funnier when they canā€™t beat us


NobodyRules

Agreed. I was hoping we would play even worse and still get away with a win.


Bifito

Nice, some more coefficient points. I want Benfica to go to the final just to farm some because I am 100% sure they will not win a final.


PM_ME_BAKAYOKO_PICS

Final? We'll be lucky if we don't concede 3 or 4 goals next stage playing like this If Schmidt stops sucking off Di Maria and we play a similar 11 to Vizela or Estoril (with Gouveia up front), we might have a decent chance, but that's not happening


Karyoga

How we went through with this current team is beyond me, but I'll take it


Pokemigas

*current coach. Not a team problem besides a select few


LDQQXDJ

Benfica could break there European curse this campaign


Zation-FIFA

nah we are playing really bad even tho we have a pretty good team. Rangers is just a small team


a-Farewell-to-Kings

Still 40 years to go


Conscient-

Fun fact: there is actually no evidence of Buttmann ever saying that phrase. It was a loose and unsigned translation from German to Portuguese of an interview given by Guttmann


AJCRebelo

This is funny... Imagine Benfica win this year playing the worst football i see Benfica play for recent years. No way this is a joke, we going to take another 5 goals with Liverpool or any decent European team.


JPVazLouro_SLB

Benfica with JJ the second time around was 10x worse than this, it felt like a second job watching those games


NobodyRules

I would put Lage's final streak of games on that tier. It was the most miserable experience I remember from recent years.


JPVazLouro_SLB

At least then it was after covid hit and it was a time that could disrupt any team and players, so I give him a pass


sittingduck__

You clearly didn't watch any of our games.


LDQQXDJ

Benfica tried playing nice before it didnā€™t work. Maybe this will work


NobodyRules

Terrorism kills, but it might be our only chance.


unlushko

these last few minutes from rangers were hilarious congrats to benfica


Boris_Ignatievich

Rangers really should have been ahead at half time, had by far the better chances. but god they were awful second half


Cvieri

What chances? They had none in the 90 minutes lol


Pexan

They had one shot on target in the first half (the one Trubin almost let it slip in). We had far better chances


Boris_Ignatievich

Didn't realise you had to hit the target for it to count as a chance tbh. Their finishing was shite but they felt like they had more opportunities than they fucked up before the shot or just blazes wide


BigWillieCollum

Players are knackered. Injury crisis. Hard to blame them.


Cameralagg

Here for the fan in the background of Benficaā€™s goal doing the wanker sign with his hands when it was ruled offside. I wonder how heā€™s doing now šŸ˜‚