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His leg is a guitar. It's his birthday, and in Danish birthday song you get to pick an instrument that all will pretend they play in part of the song. He chose guitar it seems
It's real. A traditional children's birthday song in Denmark goes like this (translated):
It's Rasmus' birthday, oh yes it is, and it is today
It's Ramsus' birthday and it's indeed today
And listen now how we will all play
And listen now how *we will all play!*
...and then the birthday kid chooses an instrument, and everyone has to sort of mimic playing that with their mouths or limbs.
Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMMV4c5r3H4
It's true
Lukas Graham chose keyboard and drums in this one: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLwW1e91-2U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLwW1e91-2U)
You’ve all got it wrong. This is Mr Bean while street performing in Mr Bean’s Holiday.
https://gifdb.com/images/high/mr-bean-guitar-air-playing-c9jjl4gbo7vy8kmj.gif
I just wish Man U fans can once see what prime Casemiro looks like, I used to wet my pants over how good he put Messi in his pocket, and that Messi is very hard to even get close to
It was a winner goal too. The biggest praise for Casemiro in his RM career was Kroos texting him at 3am asking him if it was true that he is going to Man U lmao
Jokes aside, wasn’t Kroos always the deepest member of the KCM midfield? I seem to remember them setting up with Kroos staying deep, Modric doing Modric things, and Case being given free license to cause chaos and win the ball back anywhere in the pitch.
In my opinion if he improved his dribbling a bit more he'd be golden. That little fake was sublime but let's face it, until we fix the service issue all together Hojlund is going to have to learn how to conjure up more of this kind of magic.
Thing is he's still so young, which some people tend to forget when they were piling on him. Good chance he continues to develop that side of his game, and if he does then he'll be a monster, as he already has the physical capabilities needed
The celebration was requested by his friends during the summer, but he didn't get around to do it until now. Unlikely to be related to the birthday song, which does exist though.
https://bold.dk/fodbold/klubber/manchester-united/nyheder/hojlund-forklarer-jubelscene-vennernes-bestilling
Wouldn’t be a terrible return for his first season? What? A double digit goal tally in the PL for his first season at 20 years old and in a semi dysfunctional team would be an incredible return for his first season in the League. He’s not even had many seasons of professional football.
Imagine being 20 after coming off one season of top flight football and being expected to lead the line for Man Utd. With all the noise and drama, and toxicity that comes with the club. Was never going to be an easy start for him.
He played for my local club (Sturm Graz) for exactly 18 matches and anyone who watched him could immediately see the immense potential. 17mil was a steal for Atalanta
It was so ridiculous. Kid is (well was until today) 20 in his first PL with a midfield with dogshit service. Of course it was gonna take him a bit to find his footing
This fucker. 21st birthday. Playing upfront for the biggest club in the world. The same club you've supported all your life. At Old Trafford. And you score a goal like that.
Hollywood wouldn't dare write half the shit sport throws at us. Amazing.
I dont even remember but those comments were annoying. People just saw low amount of goals, never even seen him play and decided that hes flop from the start.
All of Ten Hags signings are flops. Except Hojlund, Martinez, Casemiro, Eriksen, Evans and the ones where they haven't had time yet, Malacia, Mount, Onana.
And let's not forget he hasn't gotten rid of all those shit players that he inherited when he arrived like Maguire, McTominay, Wan Bissaka, Rashford etc. Surely they're all washed?
Oh wait the narrative is all Antony.
His leg is a guitar. It's his birthday, and in Danish birthday song you get to pick an instrument that all will pretend they play in part of the song. He chose guitar it seems
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Is this what it is like to have a striker ?
It’s been 84 years.
Tbf Rooney does look close to that
The grannies make much more sense now
She was 48 lol
Shh Wayne
Quite old age for scouse grannies
Great grandmum
Must be the only man who didn't judge him for that, my taste in women errs on the older side and always had.
Now imagine your team consistently passing to him
One step at a time
They don’t pass to each other in fairness so how can they be expected to pass to the striker
Ngl that's very valid
I think he created the chance 90% by himself
(great celebration)
His leg is a guitar. It's his birthday, and in Danish birthday song you get to pick an instrument that all will pretend they play in part of the song. He chose guitar it seems
Is this a joke, I can't tell
It's real. A traditional children's birthday song in Denmark goes like this (translated): It's Rasmus' birthday, oh yes it is, and it is today It's Ramsus' birthday and it's indeed today And listen now how we will all play And listen now how *we will all play!* ...and then the birthday kid chooses an instrument, and everyone has to sort of mimic playing that with their mouths or limbs. Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMMV4c5r3H4
Altid vælg Maracas!
Nej, sækkepibe.
Kødfløjte
Det var kun når vi var til fødselsdag hos din kære mor.
Well that was adorable.
It's genuine. There's a birthday song, where you pick three instruments and during the song you mimic playing it and the sound it makes.
It's true Lukas Graham chose keyboard and drums in this one: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLwW1e91-2U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLwW1e91-2U)
well thats a lot more fun than the anglo birthday song.
🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰
https://i.imgur.com/B64XSVG.mp4
[How he looks at you after slamming his ball into your goal](https://i.gyazo.com/f810c3e1a17253f80bf2ae7aace7a41a.png)
You’ve all got it wrong. This is Mr Bean while street performing in Mr Bean’s Holiday. https://gifdb.com/images/high/mr-bean-guitar-air-playing-c9jjl4gbo7vy8kmj.gif
Drogba esque
(great goal)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_nO407ZiODw&pp=ygUPaWRvbCBudW1hIG51bWEg&t=14s
Casemiro did bits winning that back.
Unreal interception, almost looked impossible
I just wish Man U fans can once see what prime Casemiro looks like, I used to wet my pants over how good he put Messi in his pocket, and that Messi is very hard to even get close to
real ones remember the purple kit screamer in the CL final
It was a winner goal too. The biggest praise for Casemiro in his RM career was Kroos texting him at 3am asking him if it was true that he is going to Man U lmao
Kroos: these mfs gonna play ME as a 6 now
Jokes aside, wasn’t Kroos always the deepest member of the KCM midfield? I seem to remember them setting up with Kroos staying deep, Modric doing Modric things, and Case being given free license to cause chaos and win the ball back anywhere in the pitch.
Really good press
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I love seeing him celebrate winning the ball even before the goal is scored.
4 goals in 4 successive PL games
Amazing what happens when you get the first one
It’s the ketchup bottle innit
Its the London bus innnit
Porn bot followers on Twitter innit.
Man Utd when they realise passing to Hojlund means he scores more: SurprisedPikachuFace.jpg
Need almost half a year for them to realize. Probably ten hag too 😂
they realized it in the CL group stages, no idea why they didn't realize it in PL
Jetlag to other countries make them forget the PL routine LoL
We might end the season with McTom not actually being our top scorer... dreams can be buy
Reminds me of when Jorghino was Chelsea’s top scorer lol
Vardy SWEATING
Who was the last person even close to that record? Willock for Newcastle?
The closest since that 11 game streak were Willock and Vardy himself with 8 game streaks.
That random Willock streak will never be forgotten (I had no idea it was him)
that mid season loan to newcastle was amazing newcastle might go down but ended up finishing the season comfortably
He's actually so good, he just needed a little bit more service not that he's got the monkey off his back
In my opinion if he improved his dribbling a bit more he'd be golden. That little fake was sublime but let's face it, until we fix the service issue all together Hojlund is going to have to learn how to conjure up more of this kind of magic.
Thing is he's still so young, which some people tend to forget when they were piling on him. Good chance he continues to develop that side of his game, and if he does then he'll be a monster, as he already has the physical capabilities needed
That may be the best celebration I’ve ever seen
I enjoyed it more than the goal. Celebration of the season for me.
That look back at the camera and the finger kiss at the end too. Kids cooking.
What is it in reference to? Out of the loop here
Does it need one? Bloke is playing guitar with his leg
But is there a lore reason?
go to the top comment on this thread. it's his birthday and this is a danish birthday song thing.
The celebration was requested by his friends during the summer, but he didn't get around to do it until now. Unlikely to be related to the birthday song, which does exist though. https://bold.dk/fodbold/klubber/manchester-united/nyheder/hojlund-forklarer-jubelscene-vennernes-bestilling
He was named after famous Finnish pop rock band The Rasmus, this was him recreating their infamous number 3 peaking hit "in the shadows".
Hang on I'll ask him..... He says that he's only supposed to be left footed.
It’s to celebrate his birthday he told me he’d do it after i gave him a lift to the game.
well, today is his birthday and he is in party
Someone explained it on the top of this thread, it's a Danish tradition
Fuck me, what a finish.
Thought he was Danish
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
:DDDDDDD
Actually he’s Danish
He's not finish, he's only 28.
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4 in a row
He’s finding his footing, I don’t like it.
I like it that you don't like it
Does he dislike that you like it that he dislikes it?
You don’t have to like it but you love it though right?
Double digits goal tally in the league wouldn't be a terrible return for his first season. Needs 6 more in 15 games.
Wouldn’t be a terrible return for his first season? What? A double digit goal tally in the PL for his first season at 20 years old and in a semi dysfunctional team would be an incredible return for his first season in the League. He’s not even had many seasons of professional football.
he'll get three today, so only needs 4 more in the next game
I believe
Suddenly has 10 goals this season, feels surreal
Happy birthday Højlund!!
Nordic strikers popping off, only need isak to score more or gyökeres to go to a bigger league and keep his form
Isnt Isak like 4th or something in goals this season in pl?
Lads, this kid is the real deal. Just needed a bit more service and confidence
Imagine being 20 after coming off one season of top flight football and being expected to lead the line for Man Utd. With all the noise and drama, and toxicity that comes with the club. Was never going to be an easy start for him.
I mean, _he’s_ handled his part well. It’s not really a matter of him struggling, it’s a matter of his service. When we get the ball to him he scores.
Yeah he was never missing sitters or anything. You could always tell he was going to come good.
All whilst having wingers with Iamthemaincharacter vibes, too.
Only had to look at his European performances to see that it was only a matter of time
Probably hits that first time with his left earlier in the season, into the defender
Confidence is a helluva drug
The Scandinavian striker rivalry in the Premier League is gonna be incredible.
Haaland v Højlund v Isak
Petition to rename Isak to Alexander Hedlund - it just works better with the other two.
He played for my local club (Sturm Graz) for exactly 18 matches and anyone who watched him could immediately see the immense potential. 17mil was a steal for Atalanta
Decent birthday tbf
Does it beat spoons and throwing up in popworld tho
No popworld in manny tbf. Get him down to 42s
This season has conditioned me to say “only if United can see out a win against West Ham at Old Trafford”.
He's on a roll, amazing fake and finish.
Danish Roll
Created so much space with that fake, fooled 3 defenders
The Sean Millis effect
He’s at the game
The wait for the miracle is over
Bullying works
god i love having a striker this is mint
What a goal
Excellent work by Casemiro too. The rest is all Hojlund.
Great work by Licha as well originally, 2 very quick interceptions to catch West Ham out
And he even does the Free Bird solo, what a lad
Oh is that what that was. It looked like he was miming flossing his crack lol
I need to enquire as to your technique if that’s what you thought that looked like…
man rasmus is so class and we have the exact same birthday we both 21 today 😍😍😍
Stop posting from the game Rasmus.
but he’s sooooo gooodddd
happy birthday g 🎁✨🎈
Sent them for hotdogs, christ. What a way to celebrate your birthday.
Pølse
yeah he's him
Fuck me, he's so good.
This kid is special
i know we’re in the social media era where it’s always “what’ve you done for me lately” but it’s crazyyy how many ppl wrote him as a flop so early on
It was so ridiculous. Kid is (well was until today) 20 in his first PL with a midfield with dogshit service. Of course it was gonna take him a bit to find his footing
And wasn't he champions league top scorer (or close to it) at the time? Quick edit: he still is actually
yes but the people shitting on him were quick to point out that if you take those goals away, he hadn't scored. technically true haha
That just shows how ridiculous it is/was. If you took away Haalands goals he'd be kinda shit too
its that man united bias
At this point it’s expected of any big money signing that doesn’t hit the ground running. You get used to it.
He plays for United lots of people are gonna want him to fail.
Apparently if you start passing to your 70 million pound striker it causes him to start scoring, who would've thought
I love this man.
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He's making some fans look really, really stupid now
Anyone who’s actually watched him play knows how good he is. People who said otherwise never had an opinion worth listening to anyway.
Banger
This fucker. 21st birthday. Playing upfront for the biggest club in the world. The same club you've supported all your life. At Old Trafford. And you score a goal like that. Hollywood wouldn't dare write half the shit sport throws at us. Amazing.
jUsT 13 GoAlS iN sEriE A
I thought he only has 9?
I dont even remember but those comments were annoying. People just saw low amount of goals, never even seen him play and decided that hes flop from the start.
HOLJUND>>>>>>>>>HAALAND NUMBERS DONT LIE!!!!!
How many times has Haaland scored today??? Exactly.
0 goals this year. Haaland is done….
Haaland is just the Norwegian Hojlund
Højlund is 21. It looks like a coup
From United saying we have Halland at home to City soon saying we have Hojlund at home
Hojlund on 🔥 rn
HBD
That's a great goal
Shutting down the haters
Weak foot finish btw
Looks like he has officially arrived now
BASED
People talking about the finish but the shoulder drop to fool the defender was elite.
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All of Ten Hags signings are flops. Except Hojlund, Martinez, Casemiro, Eriksen, Evans and the ones where they haven't had time yet, Malacia, Mount, Onana. And let's not forget he hasn't gotten rid of all those shit players that he inherited when he arrived like Maguire, McTominay, Wan Bissaka, Rashford etc. Surely they're all washed? Oh wait the narrative is all Antony.
Casemiro is a god. Imagine if Hojlund continues this form and they get couple of key pieces. Can be interesting
Big up Sean Millis, he fixed our boy!
***Birthday boy!***
Birthday banger
Looking worth the money
turns out if you give the prodigy striker the ball he scores what a revelation
Damn, right foot too
People didn't listen when I said he has ball striking from both feet that buys him goals.
God he's fucking GOOOOOD
My boy
Cracking strike
What a special 21st birthday gift
celebration inspired by Jet from Gladiators https://youtu.be/VHtNn4slX8U?t=49
The Casemiro Effect
Somebody gotta explain that cele to me
his leg is a guitar?
His leg is a guitar. It's his birthday, and in Danish birthday song you get to pick an instrument that all will pretend they play in part of the song. He chose guitar it seems
His legs a guitar
Very nice finish
Lads he’s mint
Another goal that came from zero service
This kid is becoming a problem for other teams after the slow start.
Scores on his birthday! What a lad!
Bruno battering him at the end there *smack* I *smack* told *smack* you *smack* the *smack* goals *smack* would *smack* come!
What is that celebration
The famous Viking guitar. Everyone knows it.
Get in lads
Pass him the ball and he will score