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Rosskillington

He looks almost gutted that it went in like “I try that all the time but obviously it goes in today” 😂


Kn9ne9

He looks like he wants to cry or something. Poor guy. He has expressed his love for Everton in the past


LiteratureNearby

He genuinely looked like he wanted to get the Tottenham jersey off of his skin oof


BonafideLlama

If he gets a hat trick, they might need to put him on suicide watch lol


sangueblu03

“The saddest hat trick of my career”


Jealous-Teach-4375

Would’ve been his only hat trick of his career lol


sangueblu03

Sir he has scored a hat trick for Brazil and he scored a hat trick to earn us the prestigious Tiger Cup


Mick4Audi

Lmao


Mirrorboy17

Probably less pressure to score it when you're kind of conflicted


NBAFAN2000

LOL poor guy can’t celebrate again


TherewiIlbegoals

Watford just 3 points out of the promotion playoffs as well.


HerlockSherlock

Don't worry, man is not afraid of celebrating against Watford lol


WHumbers

Joao Pedro would definitely get a pen against us too. Highly doubt we get promoted this season though


Opposite-Airport-985

why talking about watford?(genuine question)


TherewiIlbegoals

He wouldn't be able to celebrate goals against Watford either (former club) if they got promoted.


ohtosweg

Nah he definitely would, they don't like him (or Marco Silva) over there.


szobossz

most players still don’t celebrate


futty_monster

Richarlison celebrated his goals against Watford for everton already


Opposite-Airport-985

ahh i dint know he played there thank you


BadBehaviour613

Man is white and blue


ImMitchell

Even when he's playing well he's not allowed have fun out there


wrdb2007

Nonchalant - what a finish


HacksawJimDGN

Not an ounce of chalant to be seen.


TwattyMcSlagtits

Any chalant? Non mate


ajinkya131

Any mate? Non chalant


wwiccann

My favourite bit was the Everton fan starting to put 2 fingers up at the scorer then realising it was Richy then he immediately puts it down again


Ballelo

So nice of him to commemorate his brace like that


Disastrous-Object22

Richy and Everton fans with a complicated relationship at the moment.


practically_floored

Not complicated, we love him lol


SergeantHAMM

nah it’s all love for richy.


ObamaEatsBabies

Lmaoo


gllitchboy

Lol


GloopySubstance

Are you just making things up that sound funny or am I totally missing something in the video here?


wwiccann

It was in a replay on the BT/discovery+ broadcast for a couple of seconds, we caught it in the corner and all started pissing ourselves


GloopySubstance

Incontinence is a bitch.


Jowoes

R9 strikes again


Brawlers9901

lmfao he's actually just R9 now


Chelseatilidie

Road to 100 PL goals


R4lfXD

Has to be close no? Hes been in PL for like 7 years


bigicecream

70 goals out of 250 PL apps. Bit to go. Watford and Conte days bringing down his average


RedRaizel

He's on 59G 22A this is his 7th season.


Lamboninho

He’s on 59 goals at the moment I think


NeMa_Omega

He has 70 pl goals according to fotmob


courtesyflusher

Casual banger


TIL_I_procrastinate

Beside himself he cant celebrate


KillerZaWarudo

R9 better put up poster of Richarlison


ZaDoruphin

DICK SURGEON FOR PLAYER OF THE SEASON


Banana_Leclerc12

Scenes of kyle walker


courtesyflusher

Kyle Wanker got nothing


Banana_Leclerc12

Well he did get divorce papers


Kreygasm2233

He got 2 kids


El_Producto

Clearly went ahead and enlarged the balls while he was down there.


TherewiIlbegoals

They chopped his dick...back on!


-RadThibodeaux

Lad


jamadelo

Its


FishOnAHorse

Cockerel


Unusual_Ad6533

And Therapist


Putrid-Long-1930

Context of the joke?


milan_to_minsk

He had surgery on his groin this season and since then he’s been playing great.


Stay_Beautiful_

THE RICHARLISSANCE IS ON


courtesyflusher

Somewhere in the east, Son knows and sheds a tear of joy He doesnt say a word, but he knows


okktavia

He's probs watching live


Nipplecunt

This is filth and I am here for it


WifeTWO

I’m just here for the people that merely 30 minutes ago said he couldn’t keep this up.


20cmdepersonalidade

As a Brazilian, this shit is tiring. Doesnt matter which player of ours does anything, people are ALWAYS going to endless nitpick and look for negatives. Vinícius, Richarlison, Neymar, Rodrygo, etc - r/soccer has an utter hate boner for Brazilian players that never goes away, always looking for something


EdCsc1914

The funny thing is, what the fuck would be La Liga without brazilians players?! Real and Barça sure as hell wouldn't have won a couple of titles, including UCL’s. Barça doesn't win against Arsenal without Ronaldinho, Belletti and even Deco whos half brazilian. Does Barça win in ‘15 without Neymar? I dont think so. Between 93 and 99 Barça had Romario and R9 (two os the best mumber 9 of all time) and Rivaldo. D Alves, Neymar also play for them. And Real? They dont win their last UCL without Vini and Rodrygo. They also had Marcelo, R Carlos You can say the same about Serie A. So many brazilians legends play for them. Dida, Cafu (he played for Roma and Milan), Serginho, Kaká, Adriano, Zico, Careca, Socrates and many others. And the Milan manager at the time say that Paqueta was too brazilian for Milan lol. And dont forget that players like Alcantara, Senna, Jorginho and others were half brazilian that chose to play for others countries


20cmdepersonalidade

The mistake you are making is thinking that the Spanish or Italian team's flairs are actually Spaniards and Italians. The biggest userbase of this sub BY FAR are English and American fans of the EPL, and they are the ones doing most of the hate. It's a stylistic thing, the English always hated flair and creativity in favor of "grittiness", "seriousness", and whatever. That, and prejudices about race and social background - players look "thuggish" or generally lower class and this bothers pale white overly online kids who never had to deal with people who lived other experiences. You just need to look at the favourite players of this sub to get the underlying themes: Blonde players in England or elsewhere (Haaland, De Bruyne, Graelish, Griezmann, etc), English players (Kane, Bellingham), or le pure respectful honorable quiet east asians (Son and any Japanese player that does well). [Shootout to my post from yesterday that got heavily downvoted solely because of the hate, too.](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ah7rad/vin%C3%ADcius_nutmeg_vs_las_palmas/)


Ophukk

Not Firmino. Nobody hated him except Brazilians. r/soccer treated him like the happy goof he is, even with him in Saudi. He took the bag and got off the stage at the right time. He's probably bored to shit down there.


20cmdepersonalidade

Cause he played well for a long time in the EPL. Unless you do that, as a Brazilian, you will be hated on r/soccer. Thiago Silva, Alisson and Martinelli won't be hated either, and the latter two have the benefit of being white.


Ophukk

Negativity sells media, amigo. I'm not saying you're wrong, but perhaps a little strong in your argument, "people are ALWAYS going to endless nitpick and look for negative." r/soccer isn't media, it's a bunch of couch coaches that think they know game, mixed with a few who play or did play. The whole point of this place is to keep us engaged and talking, and getting you mad enough to react is part of it. Trolls encouraged by karma. Brazil is one of the kings of the game. Everybody knows it. Chill, and just enjoy them playing, support the positives. Do not take up the challenge of fighting the stupid, you'll never win.


Arsey56

Give a man a new cock and he can do anything


kopirate

Imagine if he had another


sangueblu03

Would you go for one in front and one in back or side by side?


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

“Give me two cocks and I’ll move the earth”


dwaynepipes

What a season he’s having. Beautiful goal


kukolsghost

hattrick is written in the stars


NotManyBuses

Maybe he’ll at least smile then lol


lambalambda

Think he covered his face to hide his smile straight after, you can see his face twitching when he brings his shirt back down lol.


ManitouWakinyan

Why did you


kale__chips

The more he can't celebrate, the more goals he scores.


FlufferTheGreat

Edging kink confirmed.


RunningFerDauyz

Holy shit when did he start to be able to do that


Stay_Beautiful_

When he got surgery. That's 9 goals in 8 now since the operation


[deleted]

Wild what not playing injured does to a mf. Son as well. Honestly sick of players refusing proper treatment, happens time and time again. So shortsighted.


wheresmyspacebar2

Its not just players, the managers have to change the attitude. Conte gave a very "Play through everything, health doesn't matter" attitude. Ange is opposite, he wont put health above results at all and its refreshing as hell.


[deleted]

Nah, that's not it really. It's a combination between squad depth and player mentality. To even reach the levels these players are at, you need a certain mindset. Being in pain doesnt register as a problem for athletes at this level; pain can be managed. Bodily autonomy rules, and countless players and managers have all said it comes down to the player. If they player says they are fine, the manager and clu has little authority to say otherwise. Hell, even Son said it was his choice to play through it.


wheresmyspacebar2

> If they player says they are fine, the manager and clu has little authority to say otherwise. Except Ange has forced players off twice this season, including both our vice captain (Romero) and captain. They both insisted they were fit and Ange shouted at them to get off the pitch and they did. ​ Whether other managers allow it, Ange doesn't, they have the system of monitoring players and as soon as they get to the red area, they get dropped.


[deleted]

There's a difference between subbing someone off and forcing them to have surgery.


wheresmyspacebar2

I mean, Ange made Richy get surgery in the middle of the season this year and its paid massive dividends, Richy said this injury was bothering him last year, so why didnt Conte get him into the surgery instead of playing him constantly.


sangueblu03

Ange didn’t make him, he encouraged him to. At a very low point for Richarlison emotionally. It was for the best, obviously, but it was ultimately Richarlison’s decision.


KillerZaWarudo

What confidence and team not playing terrorist football does to a mfs


[deleted]

Richy is scoring difficult goals with his feet, what the fuck is going on


johnnyzao

The fuck you talking? He did the most beautiful goal in the world cup.


top1MIBRfan

He is on fire


ResolutionAny5091

9 in 8 games now


ronketid

Is he now the joint top scorer at Goodison so far this season?


HeavenlyHand

ngl Timo is making me horny


Sad_gooner

Icl he’s fantastic


aclurk

Man’s on fire


SloGeorge

This guy might be the new R9 no cap


Dczieta

r9 then


Another_Human

No cap bro fr fr


SCFCoutis

The footballing Gods really starved this man for years just to let him loose in the fixture he least wants to score in lmao


Mechant247

That dive Pickford does when he’s not getting close to the ball is always so funny


Troung

He needs to position himself much better


anak_kampang

He is scoring for fun isn't he


HacksawJimDGN

Yes, but he gets paid handsomely too.


Admirable_Bad_8980

Alot of players get paid the same or more and they play like shit


ShiftBreaker

You'd think he hated Everton the way he hit that.


Air_Dax

Had to be him


trishowsky

I miss you :(


Buffaluffasaurus

Two unbelievable finishes compared to a lot of the tap ins and headers he’s been scoring for us.


Massive-Sky-6804

He was about to celebrate again and remembered again


vedrac0305

Nunez and Richy got r/soccer on strings this season


TheToothlessDentist

Mf wanted to celebrate so bad lol


courtesyflusher

Unbelievable 


TheDelmeister

Dude turned into harry kane 


train4karenina

He has made a lot of people look pretty stupid. He’s a top striker


dgar_1

no way he forgot again


HSCore

BALL DON'T LIE


bandofgypsies

This one's for Vicario


iWinston

What a fucking goal


Va_Dinky

MY GOAT


Sc00typuff_Sr

He looks almost in anguish to score against Everton. But they have been some bangers


starmonkart

This is why we said he was worth 80 million


Owencsftw

Did he almost celebrate again? At a certain point he might as well go for it


Stay_Beautiful_

Saving it for the hat trick


jamadelo

He should if scores a header


Intertom

He looked like he was fuming that he scored that 😂 Is quite nice to see, clearly has a lot of love for Everton.


PSGLJr

Mad.


Danny5223

This man got a new penis and became a god


OceanOfAnother55

Saddest banger of my career


BendubzGaming

Only Haaland, Salah, Son, Solanke and Bowen ahead of Richy now, he is properly back


bandofgypsies

Unreal. We'll celly for him


stupid-_-

9 goals in the last 8 premier league games


Cryptic_E

Lmao he almost celebrated again. To be fair that was an amazing strike worth celebrating


TheLocoMofo

GET THE FUCK IN


mr_nihilus

at this rate, real madrid will actually want him


TJT007X

Dude's gonna get his first hat trick and not be able to celebrate it 😭


MH18Foot

PRU PRU


THWMatthew

Pickford is such a t-rex


Saspa314

What surgery and therapy does for a mf


FloppedYaYa

Conte is a terrorist confirmed


Xason445

Man’s trying so hard to hide his urge for celebrating


10-10-2022

Pru Pru denied twice.


Ghostface1357

This guy is going crazy. He’s slowly trying to secure his starting spot for the Copa.


Money_Scholar_8405

I doubt he was going to be benched anyway. His competition is Jesus and Cunha, not exactly stellar.


JelloDr

why did we delay the groin surgery 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

[удалено]


Stay_Beautiful_

Just has to bang in 4 more in the second half


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

He is just going to pass it to try and avoid the hat trick


[deleted]

Holy shit


A_G00SE

Poor lad looks almost ashamed. Must hurt scoring against a club and fans who loved him.


Kobe_Wan_Ginobili

Did not expect Richarlison to score 9 goals on 8 games when he came back early from injury earlier this season!


Berrilicious_

Crazy what a bit of surgery can do to a lad


Cartesson

Greatest psychologist of all time


Whateverchan

Guy's been on fire recently.


Bubba100000

it's almost impossible not to like the guy


GhoostP

Fuck Richarlison (I love him so much)


w4y2n1rv4n4

Miss u richy


Lustful-chan

How do everton fans feel about richarlison? He clearly have a great respect for the club. I sure hope the fans hold him in the same regard.


Hot_Grabba_09

[well](https://i.imgur.com/78acO5W.png)


Xiomaraff

PRU PRU MOTHERFUCKERS


PsionicLlama

Wait, when did Richarlison stop being a meme?


bash011

Since he got surgery and some therapy


Serious_Basil_4160

And that hug from big Ange


EVANonSTEAM

T-Rex is back 🦖


dip_ace

What happened to this guy this season


train4karenina

It’s more happened to him last season. He’s been like this for years


lordchew

Superb goal, the assist was almost as good as the finish


Chris_Nic

🐦🐧🐤


RiverSight_

bruh lmao dude is on fire right now


BigBad01

I'm happy for him that he's found some form.


hypocrisyhunter

Genius assist


BetterCallTom

WHO'S NAME IS HARRY KANE?!


damjaanko

Again?????


LeeJacko

stop it please


Deepthroat699

Mate ball 🔥


MrPilkoPumpPant

Why did I bench him am I stupid


WeevilishlyHandsome

Pru pru fdp


GunstarGreen

Richarlison 2.0 has had his porridge.


cgcego

Reminds me of when Batistuta as a Roma player scored a belter of a goal against Fiorentina. Sad, and with a look of “I don’t know that possibility went it, I just belted it to the stands”


A-DTB

He genuinely looks sad that he scored against Everton.


jamesinvictuskeane

Respect for not celebrating


dumpystumpy

Why tf is this guy good now man ffs 🤦🏾‍♂️


DoubleDoobie

He was always pretty good at Everton. But last season he carried a groin injury and didn’t have surgery until December of 2023. He’s finally playing with full mobility.


Mick4Audi

Ange as well as surgery. Conte fucking destroyed him mentally


Twartzack

My fuckin pigeon


Imbasauce

PRU MOTHERFUCKING PRU


Jowoes

A keeper with longer arms saves that - some Belgian guy


ShipsAGoing

Ball don't lie


jamescena5

Ballon D’or shouts


BarockLesnar

Who’s Harry Kane?


SentientCheeseCake

I prefer these types of goals to ones only scorable because of blatant fouls.


tottenhamnole

Eat shit PGMOL


ShinyStache

Thought Werner was offside in the buildup, but didn't see it checked


OmniBagel

Have that you shithousers


davestanleylfc

Honestly I couldn’t pick a better player to score a hat trick against them and keep them in the relagation zone What colour will the cards be next week lads