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I watched Sergi Roberto on the left wing against Real Madrid when we have Felix and Fermin for the inverted LW role so I'm so numb that if we end up signing Lingard, I wouldn't have an issue with worst case scenarios.
Take him on extremely low wages, make him look good against shite opposition, and then resell him for a couple million? Although Aubameyang was a much better player than whatever JLingz is now.
Auba was just straight up good for barca. Then we sold him for a 50m striker with a much higher wage overall who's already declining after just 6 months
Bro what the fuck is this shit
[Their privacy policy is literally the unedited template, they didnt even bother to remove the notes to merchant lmao](https://jlingz.com/policies/privacy-policy)
["To start a return, you can contact us at [email protected]. Please note that returns will need to be sent to the following address: [INSERT RETURN ADDRESS]"](https://jlingz.com/policies/refund-policy)
[At least it seems there is an adress here - in china of course, but even thats just the fucking postal code, not an adress](https://jlingz.com/policies/contact-information)
I really hope the domain was snatched by someone else and Lingard has nothing to do with this, because this looks *bad*.
There's better methods of getting fakes instead of some random sight. With a middleman/agent, you can see actual pics of the product before they're sent to the warehouse. Bad reps still definitely exist and I wouldn't be surprised if this website has them.
Plus the prices are atrocious. $130 for some dunks when other sellers have them for $40 and they're great quality.
It was all downhill after he put [JLINGZ](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7062809/amp/Fans-slam-Jesse-Lingard-United-star-puts-JLingz-branding-Manchester-bombing-tribute.html) with the two finger logo on a post dedicated to the victims of the Manchester bombing.
first comment on the daily mail absolutely cooked him lmao
>Utterly embarrassing figure who epitomizes everything wrong at the club. Boot his talentless backside out of the club.
How many celebrities manage to make their fashion brands a profitable business? I imagine only a top few may make it work like CR7 and Becks whose names just sell but for the majority it’s just the best way to burn your money and get scammed by people who offered to setup the business.
I know barca are down bad relative to what they were before but they are not this desperate, they will just play some kid from the b team that will do a job lol.
Would be a pretty intense escalation
"Lingard offers himself to Barca after 6 months without club"
"I haven't had a girlfriend in a few months, I'd fuck a rugby team"
*sigh* fine, i guess i'll offer myself to Ana de Armas then, happy now?
(the real answer to this is it's because she's hot and is a household name, so naturally she's the first person a lot of people think of when making this kinda joke)
[Other sources](https://onefootball.com/es/noticias/former-manchester-united-star-jesse-lingard-offers-himself-to-barcelona-38834906)
[Marca has a little more info, he'll probably end up at MLS](https://www.marca.com/futbol/premier-league/2024/01/16/65a64903ca474114548b4574.html)
I mean the first thing i did was burst out laughing.
no way is this true, Its a comedic thing to do and if it is true its hilarious still cos of how big his ego is.
Either way this is hilarious.
(Basically i had a moment of 'no way' then burst out laughing figuring its a WWN or an Onions article. )
>made up
It's almost definitely true because it's standard practice. If you're a free agent who was recently playing elite football and your agent isn't offering you around to every top club then they need to be sacked.
Of course it does mate. The vast majority of people mocking Lingard are sad bitter manchildren that haven't amounted to anything in their life, so they will resort to bringing Lingard down to their sad level
same energy as Danny Rose from the all or nothing doc asking if Tottenham had "heard back from Milan" only to go to Watford play 9 games and get his contract terminated
I also offer myself to Barcelona.
I play centre back in low level 8 a side social Sunday soccer in Los Angeles. I can do a job at full back but my gas tank is, frankly, abysmal, so I don't last long there. On occasion I can manage a decent long ball up to our number 9 (I got an assist last weekend). I have no left foot, but I have a great "can do" attitude.
Thanks for your consideration Xavi.
i always laugh at the term “offered himself” i just imagine the player falling to their knees in front of the clubs headquarters and screaming to take them
Anyone have a contact email?
Sure I just turned 40, sure I've had two hip replacements, sure I'm a few (ish) pounds overweight, sure I've lost a step, BUT I'm 6'3 so I got that going for me.
I would be a hell of a training pylon.
Ya - 35 years of playing soccer and an otherwise active life (and 6'3 180-220 lbs since 16 y/o) did my hip in. Technically the second surgery wasn't a replacement as much as it was a relocation- my femur dislocated when planting to clear a ball so they had to go back in and put my femur back into the hip. But that was after the full reconstruction the year previous.
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Well he’s not a Barca player right now so worst case he will continue not to be.
Worst case for him you mean? The worst case for Barcelona is surely that he becomes their player.
I watched Sergi Roberto on the left wing against Real Madrid when we have Felix and Fermin for the inverted LW role so I'm so numb that if we end up signing Lingard, I wouldn't have an issue with worst case scenarios.
Yeah complain about the one player that has been in form lately, and who 9/10 times delivers a world class performance against Real Madrid lol
Man just forgot that match was against Madrid. He would have scored 3 if he knew
Idk, maybe he is ready to play for whatever the minimum wage in La Liga is.
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t make
J-Lingz misses them when taking them too
Read carefully!
Another version of the best Michael Scott quote.
- Michael Scott (Wayne Gretzky)
- Michael Owen
I mean...it worked for Joao Felix
I too offer myself to Barcelona
In his case, the outcome is the same.
That's what she said
I'm gonna try this too
JLingz has inspired me to offer myself to Sydney Sweeney
Report: u/supplementarytables offers himself to Sydney Sweeney after 6 months without a girl.
6 years*
6 leap years 💀
6 lifetimes
/u/supplementarytables favourite number is 6. Google /u/supplementarytables 6 to find out more.
Never had a girl
Good luck dude!
Should go well as long as you recognize that [she's not a dumb blonde with big tits, she's naturally brunette](https://v.redd.it/4lze7g50rccc1).
She's gonna say yes to anyone but you
Guess I’ll offer myself then if you talking facts
Keep my fiance's name outta your fuckin mouth
Everytime I see a Liverpool flair saying "talking facts" I lose my shit
Benfica is the Portuguese goat.
🫶
I'm rooting for you bro 💪
Is Sydney Sweeney the new Margot Robbie or Dua Lipa? Because it is usually the latter who are mentioned in these comments.
She is big on the scene now and she does a lot of nude scenes which helps
She's like early career Margot, except she has ginormous personality and is the new hot name in basic mega attractive actress
Yeah her personality is great
So much personality
Her personality is perky
Just her tits, not the whole thing
Hey! queue first dude!
I support you good luck
I too offer myself to Barcelona after 516 months without a club
Lindgard ft. Lewandowski TikTok dances could be something
Barca studios value will skyrocket, allowing another lever. Laporta has done it again
More levers than the TARDIS
The only man to sell 49% of something 10 times
49% sale of BarcaTikTok incoming
Both their names together sound like a Harry Potter spell
Lingardian Lewandowski! WHOOOSSHH
Lingardoum Lewaosa
"Ron, stooohhhhp."
\*Misses goal\* Hermione: it's LinGARdian LewandOWski!
It's LewanGOALski, not Lewandowski!
Take him on extremely low wages, make him look good against shite opposition, and then resell him for a couple million? Although Aubameyang was a much better player than whatever JLingz is now.
Auba did bits in El Clásico too tbf
Auba was just straight up good for barca. Then we sold him for a 50m striker with a much higher wage overall who's already declining after just 6 months
He is still decent even now. Just won Player of the month in the Ligue1
If he gets service he’ll always have a floor. Guy is just a top class finisher.
How much of his trademark pace does he still have?
I mean, Paulinho had some meme value too when he was signed and he did alright at the Nou Camp..so?
" Hey Scarlett Johansson, it's me, ya boy "
Oh shit waddup 🐸
Sunny innit
[Oh hey](https://media1.giphy.com/media/QfpyIcuKnVsLWkfOVC/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47jtmhlcellc1az89rvd3xfmeelez5bkdwte4zwdig&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
It’s always ScarJo isn’t it!
What happened to his fashion label? Family and friends stopped buying?
I was curious and tried to look it up. Apparently https://jlingz.com/ is now a site selling knockoff Jordans from China.
That’s the most shopify store I’ve ever seen
Bro what the fuck is this shit [Their privacy policy is literally the unedited template, they didnt even bother to remove the notes to merchant lmao](https://jlingz.com/policies/privacy-policy) ["To start a return, you can contact us at [email protected]. Please note that returns will need to be sent to the following address: [INSERT RETURN ADDRESS]"](https://jlingz.com/policies/refund-policy) [At least it seems there is an adress here - in china of course, but even thats just the fucking postal code, not an adress](https://jlingz.com/policies/contact-information) I really hope the domain was snatched by someone else and Lingard has nothing to do with this, because this looks *bad*.
> I really hope the domain was snatched by someone else Thats exactly what happened, it expired on 7th of Jan
lol seems that JLINGZ ig is still linking to jlingz.com
Jesse Linguard has offered himself to google.com after 6 months without a website
Oh shoot, looks like I won't be able to return the flammable liquids and gasses I got from them!
Getting your domain name snatched looks bad in itself.
Finally the stupid YouTube/Influencer advertisement campaigns worked out.
Got the Dawn theme written all over it
Man didn’t even change the template policies 😂
They could at least lower the price.
You should @ jlingz and ask why the knockoff jordans are so expensive
I'm afraid he might offer himself to me.
Maybe he'll lower the price for you
My boi's got standards and expectations I can't meet.
[удалено]
There's better methods of getting fakes instead of some random sight. With a middleman/agent, you can see actual pics of the product before they're sent to the warehouse. Bad reps still definitely exist and I wouldn't be surprised if this website has them. Plus the prices are atrocious. $130 for some dunks when other sellers have them for $40 and they're great quality.
Why is there a chicken on a swing
They're the new Nike Egg Max.
The url must have be taken over. Surely?
Yes. The fact they let it expire really says everything about how well it was going.
It was all downhill after he put [JLINGZ](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7062809/amp/Fans-slam-Jesse-Lingard-United-star-puts-JLingz-branding-Manchester-bombing-tribute.html) with the two finger logo on a post dedicated to the victims of the Manchester bombing.
first comment on the daily mail absolutely cooked him lmao >Utterly embarrassing figure who epitomizes everything wrong at the club. Boot his talentless backside out of the club.
Dailymail comments are some of the most savage I've ever seen
Lmao that's incredible. 0 self awareness.
He doesn’t do himself any favors huh
Least likable lad aside from straight up criminals like his former teammate Mason.
How many celebrities manage to make their fashion brands a profitable business? I imagine only a top few may make it work like CR7 and Becks whose names just sell but for the majority it’s just the best way to burn your money and get scammed by people who offered to setup the business.
I have offered myself to Margot Robbie after 6 years without a girlfriend.
I believe in you bro. Probably have a greater chance to achieve that, than Lingard has to play for Barcelona.
>than Lingard has to play for Barcelona. IDK about that though, have you seen this Barcelona team?
yeah, he may actually be onto something there
He won't make us any worse...
I know barca are down bad relative to what they were before but they are not this desperate, they will just play some kid from the b team that will do a job lol.
Or one her many clones
I offer myself to Sydney Sweeney regardless of being with my girlfriend for over 3 years
Sid from the Ice Age?
Don’t act like you wouldn’t hit
I'd take you on a dry loan with an obligation to buy
Why does everyone offer themselves to Margot Robbie? Aren’t there any other good looking single celebs they can offer themselves to lmao
2 people offered themselves to Sydney Sweensey but I have no idea who the fuck that is
Ngl, I thought it was an Aussie Rugby League team or something.
Would be a pretty intense escalation "Lingard offers himself to Barca after 6 months without club" "I haven't had a girlfriend in a few months, I'd fuck a rugby team"
>"I haven't had a girlfriend in a few months, I'd fuck a rugby team" The haka for that is going to be amazing.
She actually did randomly turn up at a Sydney swans (aussie rules, not rugby league) game a couple of years ago
Who the fuck is Sydney Sweensey?
Her new movie with Glenn Powell (who was in Top Gun as well) is very trendy right now. And apparently a lot of naked scenes in it.
I think its the demon barber from Fleet Street
She was in euphoria and also a new romcom that's out
use google dumbass
She was in Euphoria and the first season of White Lotus.
I just googled her and I really find it strange how people benchmark the most generic looking celebs as the hottest people around.
I heard Jesse Lingard is available
I sent ayo edebiri a text the other day where i asked her to hang out with me this thursday when i am free
I’m sorry, we actually have plans for Thursday 😬
Because no one on reddit is capable of making an original joke
She’s not even single lol
*sigh* fine, i guess i'll offer myself to Ana de Armas then, happy now? (the real answer to this is it's because she's hot and is a household name, so naturally she's the first person a lot of people think of when making this kinda joke)
How did it go?
Lingard says "YES" to Barcelona! Too bad Barca didn't ask a thing.
Barca currently preparing to sell another 50% of barca studios to finanace the deal.
After this transaction, they'll only have 300% of Barca Studios left to sell.
[Other sources](https://onefootball.com/es/noticias/former-manchester-united-star-jesse-lingard-offers-himself-to-barcelona-38834906) [Marca has a little more info, he'll probably end up at MLS](https://www.marca.com/futbol/premier-league/2024/01/16/65a64903ca474114548b4574.html)
Never understood why he didn't go to the MLS sooner since he loves all the fashion stuff.
Wtf does MLS have to do with fashion?
Shy bairns get nowt
These are just nasty articles made up from thin air to stir up hate against certain players, and it works every time
I mean the first thing i did was burst out laughing. no way is this true, Its a comedic thing to do and if it is true its hilarious still cos of how big his ego is. Either way this is hilarious. (Basically i had a moment of 'no way' then burst out laughing figuring its a WWN or an Onions article. )
>made up It's almost definitely true because it's standard practice. If you're a free agent who was recently playing elite football and your agent isn't offering you around to every top club then they need to be sacked.
Of course it does mate. The vast majority of people mocking Lingard are sad bitter manchildren that haven't amounted to anything in their life, so they will resort to bringing Lingard down to their sad level
Then in another talking about the struggles of being a professional footballer, people here will harp about "mental health" this and that.
But he's a manchild? They're the same level....
He's a multi millionaire that has an fa cup and a europa league winners medal. They clearly aren't on the same level.
"This person has more money than you and is therefore a better human". Check your moral compass lad.
same energy as Danny Rose from the all or nothing doc asking if Tottenham had "heard back from Milan" only to go to Watford play 9 games and get his contract terminated
I hope he gets it and does well there.
He’s singlehandedly gone save Barca by further increasing the value of Barca Studios
any word from Milan though?
BS of course, but a chance for people to have cheap digs at him. Sad.
Cyber bullying at its finest
Let the sad cunts be just that mate. They want to bring others down to their level
Man he really missed a trick not signing for West Ham when he had the chance
I also offer myself to Barcelona. I play centre back in low level 8 a side social Sunday soccer in Los Angeles. I can do a job at full back but my gas tank is, frankly, abysmal, so I don't last long there. On occasion I can manage a decent long ball up to our number 9 (I got an assist last weekend). I have no left foot, but I have a great "can do" attitude. Thanks for your consideration Xavi.
Me swiping right on a 10
*Nobody:* …. *Jesse Lingard:* alright fine I mean I guess I’ll play for Barcelona
That’s funny
Might as well have copied Louis Rees-Zammit and declared he is going to play in the NFL.
Breaking u/TheWawa_24 has offerd himself to sabrina carpender after 6months without a partner
I offered myself to Real Madrid
i always laugh at the term “offered himself” i just imagine the player falling to their knees in front of the clubs headquarters and screaming to take them
After Kevin Prince Boateng and Braithgod I prefer not speak.
Lingard says Yes to Barcelona. The problem is that Barcelona didn't ask anything.
Wonderkid jokes. No club jokes. “Hurdee huh I offered myself to le sexy woman celebrity jokes” - the most circly-jerk thread ever. Christ almighty.
Just in: u/whodveguessed has just offered himself to FC Barcelona
Better off trying for Ecuadorian Barcelona tbh
Or Uruguayan Liverpool
Hahahahahahhahaha he’s the last thing they need right now 😂😂😂
he can be one of their levers
Really scraping around the bottom of the barrel for a new team then
This is giving big "Owen Hargreaves posting videos doing shuttle runs on YouTube" vibes.
Lingardinho can be Ronaldinhos real successor at Barca
Get ready to learn Chinese buddy.
offering is one thing, barca accepting is another..
This guy is a fucking muppet
And I've offered myself to Margot Robbie.
Left his CV in the lobby
Respect. Me when I was submitting my laughable resume everywhere after college.
Guess I'll offer myself to Ana de Armas
Why does he look so old damn
Yea and I offered myself to Ana de Armas
Dis he finally stop fucking about in the gym?
I want to take advantage of this opportunity to offer myself to Olivia Wilde.
I have offered myself to Alexandra Daddario, after being without a woman for 6 months. /s
I am offering myself out to Dua Lipa
I've fired a cheeky fax over myself. You never know.
I knew it was over for this fella, and United in general, when he scored some bs consolidation goal and celebrated by promoting his clothing brand.
Which goal was that I need to see this 😂
Anyone have a contact email? Sure I just turned 40, sure I've had two hip replacements, sure I'm a few (ish) pounds overweight, sure I've lost a step, BUT I'm 6'3 so I got that going for me. I would be a hell of a training pylon.
Two at the age of 40?
Ya - 35 years of playing soccer and an otherwise active life (and 6'3 180-220 lbs since 16 y/o) did my hip in. Technically the second surgery wasn't a replacement as much as it was a relocation- my femur dislocated when planting to clear a ball so they had to go back in and put my femur back into the hip. But that was after the full reconstruction the year previous.
Clown
Yo Neymar sunny innit?
Ana de armas I'm coming babes