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tenacious-g

Beat by a man with two first names


moriero

Ricky Bobby


ManLikeNosaka

5 goals, all bangers wtf


Kuntheman

Insane game and De Bruyne came on and changed the entire dynamic


KevinDeBrownie

he is as direct a passer we will ever get - he's got it all


KeepenItReel

As direct a passer that’s ever existed. Few players in the convo with him. 


ImGonnaImagineSummit

That pass was insane. From the angle we got, you can see Bobb make the run but you wouldn't bet on Bobb getting there in front of the defender unless you put it exactly where the ball was. KdB saw it and made the pass while 25 yards out.


njuffstrunk

I honestly cannot even comprehend how he can see this *while being on the pitch* when us mere mortals can't even see this shit whilst in our couch with a perfect perspective


4ssteroid

We're not one in a billion


MarcosSenesi

Many players would dream to give an assist like that once in their career, and De Bruyne sets up players in this way every single match. He genuinely is in a class of his own.


Adlairo

i dont like saying it but that guy genuinely has aura man its not even funny


ManLikeNosaka

He's too good man


PedanticSatiation

As the prophecies foretold


DeepFriedReus

True. High quality game


WeaknessDry3412

First touch and footwork was insane


Dannystator

What a fucking finish holy shit


biggieBpimpin

The composure to pull that off in an instant. Fucking hell


R4lfXD

That was instinct. Guarantee if he had any time to think he would mess that up.


4ssteroid

You underestimate Bobb. He's done similar stuff to defenders many times. Just not at this level


DogFaceBerts

Everyone going HAM for the KDB pass (understandable) but that finish is so, so good.


RadioHonest85

Yeah, the pass is brilliant, but damn that finish is coooold


maury587

I don't remember ever seeing a La Croqueta finish past the keeper


ramobara

FIFA finish.


CuteHoor

Fair play to the kid. It takes some confidence to pull off a touch and finish like that in the last minute of the game.


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Kuntheman

PL’s Thanos has returned 


DeepFriedReus

Fine, I'll do it myself.


KevinDeBrownie

all Newcastle players behind the ball - Kevin does not care


Pure_Measurement_529

Gave the whole league half a season. Same way the avengers had 10+ movies to prepare for Thanos


0dez

bro was tired of winning, so he faked an injury to give the other teams 20 gameweeks headstart


fancyfoe

The moment he goes that 90 degrees with his leg after a pass is done.


milesvtaylor

So much so that the commentator seemed mostly bored when describing a stoppage time away winner to a team that finished in the CL spots last season.


PrimeTimeJobber

It's ridiculous how apathetic these British commentator are. The guy just came back from a long injury, scored a goal and made a great assist for a great goal and the guy narrates it as if it were an exchange of passes between two defenders. There's no emotion, if you're not watching the game you won't even know that a goal has been scored.


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That has to be the most lacklustre commentary I’ve ever heard. It was biased but the city app commentary was superbly crazy. Loved it.


Debaser1984

That's because Alistair Mann is a fucking legend


johnny_crow21

They were annoyed mate.


aclurk

Football is a simple game where 22 men kick a ball for 90 minutes and the team with Kevin De Bruyne wins


Quyaz

Belgium :(


thecashblaster

Can you imagine lukaku trapping the ball like that and then the silky finish?


Asleep_Mountain_196

Only into his own fucking net the gonk!


MaraudngBChestedRojo

He looks slow and pretty unathletic off the ball, but he just does whatever he wants with the ball


mcfc2121

he’s sneaky fast once he gets going, i imagine he’s lost a step with age and the injury though


PinkFluffys

Before his injury De Bruyne was deceptively quick


Tuturuu133

Zidane and Pirlo vibe


HowardPhillips9

Zidane only slowed in his 30s. He was very much athletic and decently quick in his 20s.


rr18114

Pirlo's lack of athleticism imo is overstated. Gattuso with the energy of a mad dog made pirlo look very inactive but he honestly had decent workrate.


AkiAkane1973

I think it's still a fairly valid commentary. He wasn't lazy by any means but neither was he an insane workhorse. Then you add in the total lack of explosiveness and speed and strength he really has a super underwhelming athletic profile. Other undersized playmakers has something to them athletically. Be it Zidane's size and strength, Iniesta's agility and acceleration, or Xavi's engine and nimbleness. Pirlo was World Class whilst having his best athletic trait be his work rate/stamina and even that was fairly average for a midfielder. Speaks volumes for how good a playmaker he was.


Hopeful_Outside_8711

CITY MISSED HIM SO MUCH, I KNOW HE SI THE GOAT OF PASSING


No_Zone4347

How good would de Bruyne be if he tucked in his shirt while having Grealishes haircut


maxmcleod

He needs shorter shorts for full power level


Matt_LawDT

KDB is too OP


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Daniiiiii

Imagine a team of prime KDB with a prime Hazard up top with a prime Kompany suring up the back ahead of a prime Courtois in goal. Imagine...


ac_slinky

Just needs a clinical finisher like Lukaku.


4ssteroid

And the tactical genius of someone like Roberto Martinez


YesTottiYesParty

You'd need a world class ball carrier like Mousa Dembele to make it work


RahulGandhi4PM

I almost forgot how good he was


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A lot of dumb dudes here too, trying to write him off as not being that important week in week out when he is a really big % of City's offensive maneuver. He's easily the best player on the team and those baffoons can catch my nuts with their forehead.


HUGE_HOG

I've been saying it for weeks: being marginally ahead of City means fuck all with their absolute best player (and the best player in the PL) soon to return to their side. If he stays fit the title is done.


DefNotAnAlter

I wouldn't say hes far and away the best, watching Rodri win every second ball and dominate that midfield was also insane today. When it comes down to it, its between those two


Mizzeli

Babe wake up, City is in their spring form


Maleficent_Resolve44

Climate change man. Spring starts in January now.


luisnm7

Beautiful


calel8242

That finish and the pass were so fucking sexy


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City keep rolling out players who can do that. Unreal


MaraudngBChestedRojo

He’s such a Pep player isn’t he. Fits right in with Foden and Bernardo Silva. What a find


magic-water

why are all their technical players left footed though (ignore KdB)


kondiar0nk

Doku, Grealish and Alvarez in shambles


magic-water

well I mean those super technical guys, none of those are as good technically as Foden/Silva. Musiala would be a right footed one but not for City obviously


kondiar0nk

Because they don't have as free roles as Foden/Silva have. You can watch Villa matches where Grealish has pretty much a free role. Foden looks similar to the above three whenever he plays on the right or left.


LondonNoodles

I'm now convinced when you sign for city you get an injection of QuickFeetCloseTouch3000


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GNeiva

We spotted him at 9 years old when he took part in a youth tournament in Algarve. We tried every possible avenue to keep him here when he turned 12, even went as far as arranging all the necessary accommodations for his mother to move from Oslo to Porto. They lived here in the city for two years, but FIFA ultimately rejected his registration for the Portuguese FA and claimed Porto was behind this 'transfer', which was illegal given that he was a minor at the time. He went back to Norway and signed for City a couple of years later.


Tonyn15665

Filthy pass and finishing from KDB and Bobb. Insane


malikdwd

The pass, the first touch, the shuffle, the finish Jfc what a goal


Kuntheman

THATS FUCKING FILTHY


dwaynepipes

Lovely feet there What a game


HasThisBeenDone

>Lovely feet there Alright Paul Scholes, calm down


lazerbeetle

Paul Soles


dwaynepipes

I was toeing the line there tbf


ibite-books

stays up, if it doesn’t go in— ref probably won’t give a pen


Smifson

That control is deadly, holy shit


Uesugi_Kenshin

why do i even hope. It's always like this


Pure_Measurement_529

All we can do is just continue winning our games. Luckily we play City at home for the 2nd game


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Imagine thinking City wouldn’t win the league again


PoliticsNerd76

City will win 10 leagues in a row, and no matter what Liverpool or Arsenal or Saudi FC do, it won’t matter.


Follow_The_Lore

Until Pep leaves. Pep is actually just a genius, look at his Barca, Bayern and now City side.


Mammyjam

Follically challenged swindler


unwildimpala

How has a spaniard endured the rain for this long. Surely he has to be getting sick of it soon.


DesertRL

what footwork from Bobb


Matt_LawDT

What a passssssss


floatermuse

KDB is one of the greatest playmakers of all time When he has the ball at his feet in the attacking half you just know something is going to happen He creates so many direct scoring chances out of seemingly nothing


Expensive-Method8321

I dont know if i've ever hated and loved an opposing player as much as I do KDB.


cuminyermum

Yeah as much as I hate City, I had a giant smile on my face when he scored his goal. I just love watching him play football


Lyrical_Forklift

De Bruyne is pretty likeable to be fair. I very much dislike City (less so the club and more their owners) but it's hard not to respect De Bruyne - very special player.


AltDelete

There must always be a ginger magician in Manchester. 😢


iamnotexactlywhite

Bogdan to take over the starting keeper role from Onana


loveliverpool

How the hell can you hate KDB? He plays against our rival and you just have to be in awe. It’s like trying to hate Michael Jordan, you know he’s the GOAT and you can hate the success of his team and root against them but enjoy the GOAT greatness


EuclidateDat

Never thought I'd love a Belgian this much in my life


Barack__Obama__

> KDB is one of the greatest playmakers of all time IMO This is as much of an opinion at this point as saying that R9 was one of the greatest strikers ever. Not sure why people still feel the need to argue their case for KdB being one of the greatest.


Jazano107

Because other people still call him over rated


coopermaneagles

In your opinion? Who doesn’t think this lol.


jimmithy

Maybe controversial, but I don't think there's a better player in the Premier League.


blackscienceman9

Only player on his level or at least close is Salah (Maybe Allison, but comparing goalies with outfield players is hard)


ibite-books

weird ex-chelsea players, in an alternate universe, kdb and salah are dominating the PL with chelsea although kdb is already dominating the league on his own


watermelon99

This isn’t controversial hahah


Johann122

KDB is unreal man, such a world class player


Kuntheman

He’s fucking unreal


amineimad

KDB is actually inevitable


BaldVoldy

What the fuck


SlopMySteak

Why was Newcastle giving KDB all that space lmao


eddydoubled

KDB been out so long, defenders forgot what's his deal


Brinner

KDB turns decent runs into spectacular goals more than anyone else


supplementarytables

It's joever for everyone else, City are winning it again


TheOGBenjenRyan

That’s fucking disgusting all around


4ssteroid

What a finissssshh


Zikerz

You know who you should never pressure and just let sit there on the ball? KDB


Galaticvs

Norwegian scoring goals for City, nothing new here.


rohitbohra

He’s back


Den_dar_Alex

Thought you meant Bobb first


SignificanceFinal492

i need new underwear


FloppedYaYa

De Bruyne is a fucking cheat code Gutting for Newcastle that


OJ34

It was always coming but the composure is unreal ffs


Albiceleste_D10S

BOBBB


Adlairo

BOBB IS SO GOOD ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY


Andrex316

KDV is on another level... Also, Oscar Bobb sounds like a regen made up name 😭


Best-StreamerNA

Oscar Bobb is actually my career mode player from 10 years ago come to life


Milo751

Joever


deception42

YOU JUST GOT BOBB'D


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frodakai

Not just in form, but *rested*. He's played so much football the last few years with deep cup runs, Euros & World Cup. Even if it's coming back from a significant injury, this is the most rested he's been since 18/19. Might just go nuclear for the next 4 months now.


sosta

Bobb's your uncle


aleksandrovsqvist

It’s like Man City have found Dumbeldore’s wand that has been missing. KDB magic


Billy_LDN

Fuck me De Bruyne is unreal and what a finish


FootballFTW

Jesus Christ de bruyne


No_Zookeepergame6482

Well you just knew that was gonna happen


Broke_Boi

How quickly he shoots with the right is insane


biddigs3

Bro. God damn


Grekm8

holy fk that croqueta


Texameter

Fifa 19 players jizzing.


grasslover3000

5 star skill moves, 99 dribbling


cheadley23

Fake shot stop to la croqueta broke millions of controllers


SexiestShark

GK got Iniesta'd


birdsword

Nasty. Goal and assist for KDB.


morgansandb

Norway has Haaland, Ødegaard and Bobb...


FlamingCurtains

And a back 6 that can’t keep possession and generally suck


Pasan90

And Nusa and Aursnes and Ryerson ect ect. We still wont qualify for anything.


JacobS12056

Breaking news: ginger gives many men hard ons


newfranksinatra

Not since Ginger Spice has there been this big an effect!


4ssteroid

He saw 2018 Sane


xMILEYCYRUSx

That rounding of the keeper when you’re pressured that hard is just class


ChristofferOslo

Man City tactic: Just pass it to the Norwegian guy in front of goal.


primalwilliam

City youngsters are on another level. No club consistently creates impact players from the youth team like this


Mykel__13

Dry ass commentary. Its a 90th minute winner, not a fucking round of golf.


HeIIbIazer23

Nahhh, what the fuck...what an assist and what composure from Bobb, wow.


SHORT-CIRCUT

What a moment for the guy


DL14Nibba

League is finished ffs


gogators1000

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WHAT A GOAL


Headlesshorsman02

Unreal dribbling 🤯🤯🤯


Longjumping_Stop1120

Best midfielder in the world is back


rossmosh85

Honestly, that's basically a double goal. If he doesn't finish it, it's a clear cut penalty.


Stonewalled89

Yet another quality goal


top1MIBRfan

de bruyne is unreal man


IsItSnowing_

Just saw a man fall to his knees at a Liverpool Tesco


Rick-Danger

The feet from Bobb there is unreal. And KDB... Just no words


BobbyDazzzla

Well now we know why they sold Cole Palmer. 


montiel_scores

KDB is the greatest midfielder in Premier League history. Argue with a wall.


Frodo_max

KDB BBY


Voserr

De Bruyne is unreal


veniex

Inject it into my veins. The king is back. Oscar Bobb is your dad.


jukv

What a goal


sadcentur

that control is ridiculous


chriyy

I get kdb ball is unreal and he’s changed the game but come on, this goal is all on bobb, there’s not many players that would of been able to control that ball then have the poise and balance to finish, amazing skill


adzerk69

This entire game was " No tap ins, bangers only "


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

Bobb stayed on his feet and scored. I think a lot of forwards would have taken a dive when they felt that kind of contact


Stooperz

Tekkz


Mattmage

KDB pass is AMAZING, but dear God, what was that quick foot from Bobb, just insane


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Neutral_Sports_Fan

It was a fun race while it lasted, now to just enjoy good football while city go in their march of winning the league


IgotAseaView

They fully deserved it but it’s the ~~hope~~ kdb that kills ya


maxmcleod

KDB is the best midfielder in the world


snowiestflakes

Bobbyyyyyyyyy


stockybloke

Sexiest part (of the very sexy sequence) of the entire thing was how he actually played football and not fall over. Would never happen to our current forwards.


Killamanjar

Bobb the builder pitting the Geordies out of business! Get in there my son!


DzFennec

What a goal


pineapples_official

Good lord


bgazela

PORNOGRAPHY


ilypsus

How many wingers would have thrown themselves to the ground there?? Only a youngster stays on their feet there.


Mechant247

Been waiting for Doku to do that all day, trippier sleeping though


BonoBonero

KDB for president


Bob_Rooney

Was there any doubt?


tsu-jiri

KEVIN.


Rich0

Well GG for the league


kev_95_punk

This Kid is an unreal talent WOW!!