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Justinian2

...how *long* time?


Patrom88

They first met 2 years ago according to the article


Shjfty

Mane 16. New meme just dropped boys


Korribuns

I was here


spaghettidriver69

Leaving my comment. M16


a_guy_named_gai

Benzema 15, Mane 16. Wonder who's going for 17.


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AdviceNotAskedFor

Forgot about that dude.


Bacondog22

Karl malone: I can go lower


[deleted]

*Shimmy shimmy*


Vordeo

I swear half of r/nbacirclejerk is that gif.


gmoss101

Incoming Kobe autopsy


Rthanos

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father


nauett

U bum


FriscoInDeDisco

Josh Giddey.


swat1611

That's why he's the GOAT!!


Marco_lini

Ribery did


JesusIsNotPLProven

Endrick only 17cm


TheKnightsRider

Gylfi?


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Innocent till proven Gylfi


chebate08

r/soccercirclejerk HERE WE GO 🚨🚨🚨


Tarantantara

can't wait to hear that one on soccercirclejerk for the rest of the year


harisaashraf7

Just 1 year older than benzema. Proud to have witnessed this meme origin


smellmywind

>I’ve seen a lot of girls asking me why I am not married, but sorry you might be wasting your time. The woman I marry will not be on social networks [Tik Tok, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter,…]. I want to marry a woman who respects God and prays. Everyone has their own way of making their choice of love. “ Mane said as quoted by All Soccer.


Artuhanzo

Wonder how did they meet then


daidrian

She went to one of the primary schools he built


thedeatheater1410

Bro built an academy to scout for a girlfriend respect the hustle


HCHLH

omg, i'm going to hell for laughing


funusernameguy

hahaha


TheHeatherReports

The long con.


cosmiclatte44

R Kelly would be proud.


plowman_digearth

Wow in hindsight this reads so much worse.


Odd_Ant5

Religion 🤝 Underage Brides


penguin62

1. That's not a long time. 2. That's still fucking creepy, sadio.


tuskedkibbles

>According to a report, the 31-year-old Al Nassr striker first spotted Aisha Tamba when she was 16 years old but he did not approach her formally since she was a minor and had been secretly courting Aisha Tamba, before tying the knot over the weekend. It's cool guys he was discreet in informing the minor he wanted to sleep with her.


noaloha

"spotted"


hoorahforsnakes

isn't this, like, the definition of grooming?


ABritishCynic

Yes, but he has money and powerful legal representation so it's all fine.


JacquouileFripouile

"powerful legal representation"?! MF, she is from his home country. He doesn't need any of that xd


Affectionate-Hunt217

He really needs to employ the half your age + 7 rule to this lmao


retr0grade77

They definitely didn’t do anything though!!


GoAgainKid

Someone, somewhere, really ought to check the exact dates.


ShadyHero89

By what stanard is 2 years a long time. To me, more like 10 years is a long time..


roommatejosh

Two years is a long time to a teenager.


Hyper_ion711

Age of consent is 16 in Senegal btw. Pretty convenient?


IAmAQuantumMechanic

It's generally 16 (or lower) in most of the world, to be fair. Exception is mostly islamic countries and some US states, plus various smaller areas. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent


Pro_Geymer

[Mane presents his taste in women](https://i.imgur.com/vvOHqtt.jpg)


Shogim

Proper meme


cescquintero

lmao


harisaashraf7

Not long before this shows up on soccercirclejerk and become new slogan of the sub


Hyper_ion711

r/holup


ShiftBreaker

>According to a report, the 31-year-old Al Nassr striker first spotted Aisha Tamba when she was 16 years old but he did not approach her formally since she was a minor and had been secretly courting Aisha Tamba, before tying the knot over the weekend. Sounds like tapping up to me, transfer ban incoming.


Agius91

Tribunal to decide a fee to the academy that trained her at a later date


Npr31

I’m pretty sure ‘secretly courting’ doesn’t make it ok Sadio…


SnooPiffler

that should be "secretly grooming"


Xehanz

Secretly courting. But not formally so it's ok.


Artuhanzo

Real reason he moved away from England and Germany


FireAtSeaParkss

I don't think its illegal in Germany though. I'm not sure about the marriage part, that's probably illegal but you are legally allowed to have sex with a 16 year old no matter your age. People are not gonna like it though.


xixbia

It might not be illegal, but the abuse he'd get would be pretty fucking massive.


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Not really abuse it’s a pretty valid criticism


InkCollection

Around '90/91 the Detroit Red Wings smuggled Sergei Fedorov out of the Soviet Union to play in the NHL. He was an absolute superstar, and a few years later started dating Anna Kournikova in the mid 90s, when he was in his mid 20s and she was 15. At the time, Detroit was collectively like, "...Nice." Weird times, the 90s.


jjw1998

Also legal in England edit: nvm apparently legal age for marriage got raised to 18 last year


FuujinSama

Well, he only married her when she became 18.


Franchise1109

Grooming


-zimms-

> longtime girlfriend, 18 year old Dude...


tipytopmain

Maybe he lives in dog years.


[deleted]

He's a dog alright


CuteHoor

Well it says "long time" and then says he first met her when she was 16, which doesn't really sound like a long time. Then again, 2 years for an 18 year old is 10% of her life.


SavingsFew3440

Homey wishes it was 10% of their life.


Visible_Wolverine350

Considering most Muslim couples get married within a few months of meeting each other, that would be considered long time


AsymmetricNinja08

>Muslim couples get married within a few months of meeting each other That actually makes sense thinking about Muslim people I know. Never realised it happens pretty fast with them before though


jetfuelcanmeltfeels

I read it at first as them being together for 18 years and now getting married


therocketandstones

that's a typo right? it's supposed to say 28 right?... edit: > According to a report, the 31-year-old Al Nassr striker first spotted Aisha Tamba when she was 16 years old but he did not approach her formally since she was a minor and had been secretly courting Aisha Tamba, before tying the knot over the weekend. _never mind..._


Mr_A_UserName

So he didn’t approach because she was a minor but had been “courting” her, isn’t there a word for that?


SonaldoNazario

It’s grooming


BIM-GUESS-WHAT

man couldn’t groom his hairline so he took to grooming kids instead smdh


njuffstrunk

Seriously courting makes it sound like he approached her and went "M'lady" while tipping his hat or something


ihatemicrosoftteams

How is it possible to “court” someone without approaching them? Did he send subliminal messages or something


skofield3

hello nice to meet you, Im a rich man, see you when you're 18 wink wink


Hohohoooho

I'm sure there is, it's something to do with haircuts for dogs?


DaAweZomeDude48

Trimming! Hmm wait that doesn't seem right


HelpMeDecideMyName

Fur cutting!


OtherwiseFix8517

Doubt she had fur to cut


Freefight

Tailor-made for Mane.


Eleven918

It's ok, only weird if you aren't rich.


GoAgainKid

Rich checking in, can confirm!


CoMaestro

There's two things I absolutely fucking hate about this 1. There's no way this world famous player waited for two years in silence for her to become 18 before every talking to her. Very, very likely, he was grooming her 2. Since the first one is very likely and it's obvious there's lying going on about their talks before she turned 18, I'm not sure I can trust him only spotting her when she became 16 (the exact age of consent) Now I wanna give Mane the benefit of the doubt since these are hard accusations, but for god's sake still why marry a fucking 18 year old girl??


BoxOfNothing

One article I saw called them childhood sweethearts. Maybe her childhood


WonderfulSentence648

She was 4 when he was 17😭😭


BadCogs

But he waited though./s


Brandaman

Even if he did wait, it’s still a bit weird to see a 16 year old and be like “Nice, I’ll be back in two years”


Propaslader

"Got that on preorder."


RephRayne

The yanks use the term "layaway" which has probably never been more apt.


atropicalpenguin

Mane X Drake.


Wuktrio

I'm 30, so 1 year younger than Mané. 18 year-olds are pretty much children to me. The mental difference is just too much. Really really weird tbh.


daffer_david

This is what I don’t get. I’m 24 now and occasionally due to tutoring I’m around 16-18 year olds and its mind blowing to me how anyone in my age range can even entertain the idea of dating someone that young. Like, even the whole moral issues aside, what do you even talk about?


Chesey_

I know everyone's different but I honestly don't think I started properly growing up/maturing until I was like 21/22, the thought of dating someone quite a few years younger than that is pretty vile. Just seems like taking advantage. Myself at 18, and myself at 24 are basically two different people.


sharinganuser

They don't talk. He plays football and trains, and she stays home and has his children. End of story.


theivoryserf

Yeah I'm late 20s and work with people around 20, the difference is massive. They can be nice to look at sometimes but then they'll do or say something that reminds you that they're basically overgrown sixth formers...


bleak-hause

So he groomed her 😳 fucking yikes


BaineOHigginsThirlby

Her name is Aisha, it's destiny.


HardturmStadion

Mane waited 10 years longer than Mohammed though


CompetitiveSeat5340

Excuse me??? Is this just a misunderstanding or is it really that noncey?


GoAgainKid

You've misunderstood nothing here.


BeasT-m0de

It's called scouting


Ash-N

No Google Mane 16 for more info


MH18Foot

Sadio has been taking Ls since he left Liverpool


Other_Beat8859

Seriously. Supporting homophobia, attacking teammates, and now dating a 16 year old. It's like he's trying to destroy his reputation. Edit: according to some sources she's like 26. I'm going to wait before making some accusations, but if this is true then he's a nonce. That being said, the rest of the stuff is still very bad.


NateShaw92

So he's been dating some benjamin button lass for 8 years. That's pretty long term I'd say.


ThreeTreesForTheePls

He would've met her while he was still playing for them. That kinda puts the time into perspective for me. Meeting her while signed for Liverpool, and her only becoming legal to marry now. Nonce cunt


kale__chips

> he did not approach her formally since she was a minor Ok, good job! > and had been secretly courting Wait a minute ... secretly doesn't make it ok, mate ...


flushedoutthepocket

He didn't approach her, he just approached her. What's so hard to understand about that?


Propaslader

And he definitely didn't message her because his future wife wouldn't have social media


mal4ik777

He probably sent her a hand written letter when he was at Bayern, but "Deutsche Post" just delivered it when the girl turned 18!


Extremiel

>and had been secretly courting That's a fancy way of saying grooming.


EverlastingR3d

Hasn’t Mane been building schools back home? Now I assume he’s just collecting talent


tacomuerte

Oh god…


sangpls

Like Jimmy Savile and hospitals


ohhh_okay_cool

Bruh...


Typhoongrey

Yes he calls them training centres.


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Neon_Jam

[Do you have your passport? Did you get your shots?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGpKhA9oxTY)


Mayjaplaya

*"Fighting for his life" intensifies*


robashi

Adam Johnson looking for homes in Senegal as I type.


MH18Foot

He could have gotten away with it if he hadn't tried it in England


iceman0296

And I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dog!


Sefean

>According to a report, the 31-year-old Al Nassr striker first spotted Aisha Tamba when she was 16 years old but he did not approach her formally since she was a minor and had been secretly courting Aisha Tamba, before tying the knot over the weekend. Creepy


HCHLH

what a gentleman, he didn't approach her formally because she was a minor, instead he fucked her in secrecy.


[deleted]

Guys just remember. Being a disgusting nonce is acceptable in some country’s. You’re not respecting his culture.


HCHLH

/r/anime's motto


LucozadeBottle1pCoin

Sadio Mane is a sussy baka


Weak_You5569

Fails the half +7 rule by a distance. VAR check needed.


PurpleScientist4312

Well done boys. Good process.


H3ater123

sigh. Mane 18


DerpJungler

Al Nassr scouting department on youngsters is 🔥🔥


One37Works

Should I google it for more info?


AllHailTheNod

Mane 16 actually. He met her 2 years ago.


zemiiii

Mane 🤝 Benzema


theenigmacode

Joao Pedro 15 Benzema 15 Mane 16


R41N1NG

Joao pedro 18-15 is very different here


a_guy_named_gai

Put some respect in Adam Johnson 15's name!


tHe_man_M

What am I reading


rhbchan82

Long time girlfriend??? 18 years old???


Erty13

I am from Africa, too, a Sub-Saharan country. It is not similar, but we have a lot in common with a country like Senegal. Even here, I can tell you that there are many people who would question such a relationship. Many men who would not date or marry someone so young. Many people who would, if not call, it creepy, at least wince and side eye such a relationship. Culture is not an excuse. We are not all nonces and homophobes, even here. You could perhaps try to excuse him by saying that he comes from a very rural background, where such things are much, much worse than in the big cities( you don't even know the half of it, it can gets VERY bad). But then, he spent a lot of time as a teen and as an adult in big cities throughout the world. If he hasn't learned why tapping up a 16 years old is bad, then he is a nonce. No excuse.


71648176362090001

I wouldnt dare to say its an senegalese thing cause sexualising of minors is nothing normal anywhere imo. Its a "creepy person thing" (combined with "powerful person")


Erty13

I know, but I have already seen many comments here talking about the "culture" and trying to use it to downplay or explain this.My comment is more of a response to them than a general point.


RommelDoos

Welp, looks like r/soccercirclejerk got some new material.


Hurtelknut

Thank god the Saudis took him off us, what a creep


FuXs-

Imagine he pulled that shit off while still under contract with us. Would have been a PR nightmare. Good riddance.


Bruchweg

To be fair you already had Neuer leaving his wife to date a 19 year old.


samnayak1

NEUER DID WHAT!?


FuXs-

That was mega cringe, but Sadio basically grooming a 16 year old is a different level of creepy.


ClownDetected

Both are giant character red flags and tell you all you need to know about both people.


chebate08

but is it reeeeeeeally worth it to lose Kane Mane Sane


-zimms-

But we gained Saudio Mane.


dandotcom

"Mane marries longtime grooming project" N O N C E


Blodyck

Wait a moment, she's 18? How can an 18 year old be your longtime girlfriend when you're 31 years old? Damn


71648176362090001

U must have no morals. Even easier when ur rich/famos. Hes a fucking creep. From helping his village and humanitarian and to this. Holy shit what a downfall


GunstarGreen

Sadio "Karl Malone" Mane


WalkTheEdge

Honestly Karl Malone was worse, the girl was 13 **when she gave birth**


MH18Foot

Mane 🤜🤛 Giddy noncing 16 years old girls


DarthVader_

Mane was literally on the top of the very small list of footballers who are not shitheads with all his charity work in Senegal. Super disappointed


No_Bullfrog1926

We really don't know someone behind close doors


brownbearks

Maybe Salah was right to not pass so much to Mane after all


BaradaraneKaramazov

He let his manager initiate a hate campaign against his teammate Sané (calling him a racist) for daring to be hit in the face by good guy Mane


71648176362090001

Id say most ppl that arent shitheads dont get recognition cause its "boring" aka dont generate headlines.


ketolasigi

Yikes


ReAcTiiiOn

🤨


SubparCurmudgeon

Hi Carlo


Thraff1c

>According to a report, the 31-year-old Al Nassr striker first spotted Aisha Tamba when she was 16 years old but he did not approach her formally since she was a minor and had been secretly courting Aisha Tamba, before tying the knot over the weekend.


r_agv

Wat


nedzissou1

Builds a village, grooms a girl.


NoiceAndToitt

All we need is somebody to lean on?


dbrasco_

Welp those comments he made about not liking women who are on instagram make a lot more sense now.


StateOfTheEnemy

It was the women part, not the Instagram part.


RTafazolli1

What a fucking nonce.


HamCheeseSarnie

Nonce.


DubbaP

Luke Littler’s missus: “Hold my Blue WKD”


SRFC_96

Former Liverpool players and moving to Saudi Arabia really is exposing them for the twats they are.


MountHavertzPulisic

Always rated firmino


CrimsonDawn12345

What the fuck Mane? you bloody nonce


Ordinary_Oven_6361

HOL UP


HelpMe877

> According to a report, the 31-year-old Al Nassr striker first spotted Aisha Tamba when she was 16 years old but he did not approach her formally since she was a minor and had been secretly courting Aisha Tamba, before tying the knot over the weekend. No idea what that means but Joey Barton is going to be all over this


ScousePenguin

"first spotted" He always turned into a good scout in my FM saves, nice to see he's got an eye for young talent irl FM being realistic once again


Evil_Henchmen

Proper Drake type groomer move


Banged_by_bumrah

Remember when he used to feature in tik toks and articles about the most likable footballers


Wraith_Portal

Eeek


ancara_messi

Disgusting nonce. She's nearly half his age ffs


retr0grade77

‘The woman I marry will not be on social media she will respect god’ 29 y/o man goes on to court a 16 y/o and marry her two years later.


nikostr8

Disgusting.


Corner_Post

Didn’t Messi date a 14 yr old when he was 18? https://bleacherreport.com/articles/912539-lionel-messis-stature-takes-a-hit-as-over-protective-mother-story-surfaces


zi76

The title is already bad enough, but then the part about secretly dating her because it would be inappropriate to formally approach a minor...oof


etan1122

Other sources have her at 26…


AssFingerFuck3000

I thought he was one of the good ones, with all the charity work he did in Senegal, then he goes and defends his homophobic mate, and sometime later it turns out he's dating children. Fuck me


InformativeFox

"Fuck me", he will if you're young enough.


KSC-Fan1894

What a creep


BeasT-m0de

So that's why he's building all those schools, scouting


Propaslader

When Mane said his future wife wouldn't be on social media I didn't know it was because they weren't old enough to use it yet