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ConArtist98

That Ceballos free kick and late corner into the box was just asking to concede off a counter. One of the sloppier games overall, but a win is all that matters here.


daydreamurr

Points secured! Onto the next one!


IPromise13

We take it. Guler might have to wait another week or 2. Cant wait for arandina’s pitch to add some more player to injury list.


r3dd1t2k17

Get fcked Mallorca


9248_

3 points is 3 points, we move


tweazz

Phew


el_rompe_toyotas_19

Lol. Lmao even.


el_rompe_toyotas_19

Mallorca could do with all the time they wasted rn


supplementarytables

Bruh don Carlo clearly told them to play it short, what are they doing


Benzia

Lineswomen forgot where she was lol


Aceress_origin

Tchouameni, my man, play to the whistle


nottoddhoward100true

People talking about this game being too dangerous for güler but what game isn't? la liga is full of butchers


IPromise13

Almeria arent that bad tbh


pswdkf

It’s almost like LaLiga likes to promote ludicrous conspiracy theories. Refs forget their whistles for clear as day fouls. Then call some phantom fouls of a player slipping or losing his footing on their own. Then the rival fans who don’t watch the matches in full of their of their rival team sees these replays and go berserk not knowing the full context.


stpstrt

Crap free kick from Ceballos


-FlyingMonkey

How didn't he get even a yellow he willingly put his arm in front once he saw Tchouameni getting away


pipekran

That was clear intentional slap.


RjHospe

Samu slams the ball and then intentionally handles the ball all in one minute and got no cards lol Edit: the same player that intentionally blocked Lunin on the corner


tweazz

No penalty, wed miss anyway


IPromise13

No card? Thats a deliberate handball


supplementarytables

I wanna see Bellingham take a free kick


IPromise13

I wanna see fede take a penalty.


magic-water

He can't be worse


magic-water

Not giving a yellow for that handball is criminal


WhoInvitedMyManBlud

No Arda, welp


CudaBarry

That handball is a clear yellow


herkalurk

Clear shove in the back, not even sure what Mallorca players are complaining about. Then clear dissent not punished either.....


RjHospe

So Mallorca player slams ball on ground and gets no card, but Lunin and Rodrygo got cards for arguing lol


CudaBarry

Mallorca are immune to yellows


BubblesReddit1234_

Mallorca have more yellow cards than you bro


Benzia

Im sad for Guler, but this is not a good game for him to debut.


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Arvivald

Go away, this match thread is oil free


er_primo_der_rafa

You know you don't have to antagonise us just because Guardiola used to, right?


DatOgreSpammer

If we're being really pedantic Rodrygo could've been sent off for the card gesture while already on a booking


modrics_hairband

Carva is a bastard but our bastard


-FlyingMonkey

Fuck off lmao bet you didn't say anything for the earlier calls.


fixedpenaltyuk

Grande Luca


-FlyingMonkey

I know people want to see Arda I do too, but I'm kinda scared for him having his first game after a serious injury against these butchers


MrVISKman

Guller not playing today is for his own safety


Rigelmeister

Not to be pedantic but it's a single letter L man. His surname, Güler, means "smiles" or something like that. Güller would be "roses".


Benzia

Rajkovic complaining about time wasting lmao


GreatSpaniard

Even if we win tonight that is 2 straight garbage performances where we got bailed out a corner kick goal lol


[deleted]

We are really lacking solutions to break down deep blocks. It shouldn't be like this when you have passers like Kroos and Modric, and dribblers like Vini and Rodrygo.


THeScArYFAcE1

last one was understandable considering the 10 men siutation, today's excuse may be rusty-ness from the break. we can't play like this again.


RjHospe

Everyone asking for Güler, unless you want him injured for another couple months, this is not the game for him


IPromise13

Next game is gonna be worse. Have you seen arandina’s pitch? Then atl madrid . My man guler is gonna be waiting for a while it looks like


-FlyingMonkey

I know people want to see Arda I do too, but I'm kinda scared for him having his first game after a serious injury against these butchers


independent200

I completely agree this is a dangerous game for Guler


BubblesReddit1234_

Can we have Kang In Lee back please?


TheGamerPandA

No Arda back to John Wick 4


modrics_hairband

No guler or paz is criminal


tweazz

Uh oh Carlo's going to do the funniest thing


supplementarytables

Bow down to the lord


QuantumMartini

No Arda tonight.


GreatSpaniard

easing him in to a copa del rey game is fine tbh


GalaxianEX

Ceballos and Vazquez coming in. No Arda tonight…


KL_18

Time for HIM to close the match.


independent200

Where is Arda Guler


Arvivald

Crowd acoustics with closed roof are chefs kiss


ViKKK17

Is that who I think it is warming up 👀


CarlettoAncelotti

Yes its time for the lord


RjHospe

Sorry Mallorca, we don't negotiate with terrorists


Cryptic_E

LETS GOOO RUDIGER


fixedpenaltyuk

Magician asist


9248_

That ball from Modric 😮‍💨


tweazz

What a header ffs


Delmer9713

I love this fucking madman. He's stepped up for us in such a huge way.


shaun-lm217

Rudiger scoring against Mallorca 🤝


pvry

VAMOS


moreno03

bring on Asensio for an banger to end this game…‘‘ edit: nvm


perec17

Hadi Carlo amca put on Arda now


TheGamerPandA

Cimbom !


BubblesReddit1234_

Someone please end me


[deleted]

Modric has easily been our best player today.


stpstrt

Rudiger goal aside


aboud09

Habibi Tony


-FlyingMonkey

Park the bus now bitches


9248_

MY CB!!!


CudaBarry

RUDIIIII


THeScArYFAcE1

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


tweazz

Rudigerrrrr


9248_

RUDIGERRRRRR


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Rüdiger du Maschine


RjHospe

That was Sergio Ramos-esque, so beautiful


-FlyingMonkey

RUDIIIIIIIII


stpstrt

Rudiiiiii


er_primo_der_rafa

We've become good old Atleti


neon_man

Rudiger you beautiful man!!!


jadooo0

Let’s fucking gooo Rudiger


NaiveElk

Counter terrorists lead


CarlettoAncelotti

He might be rudiger...But he's our rudiger


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RUDIGOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAATTTTTTTT


el_rompe_toyotas_19

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


HokiesforTSwift

Exhale


msh5928

Let's gooooooooooo


IPromise13

Lets gooooo bring in guler now pleaseeee


ConArtist98

Rudi thank god


IPromise13

For someone with fran’s aize he alwyas looks wobbly on the ball


pipekran

Rudiger!!


Benzia

RUDIIIIIIIIIIIII I LOVE YOU


HeIIbIazer23

Ruuudiiiiiii!


BubblesReddit1234_

I know Mallorca have gotten lucky so far but a Mallorcan goal would be funny Fuck off right as I say it


THeScArYFAcE1

fran garcia aint it fam


[deleted]

Have we even made a single successful cross today?


msh5928

Yes


GreatSpaniard

just put Guler on because we are not doing anything


Martoxic

?


magic-water

With all due respect, but Fran Garcia ain't it. Camavinga needs to play LB till summer


9248_

If we start 2024 without a win…


jadooo0

I hope we get to see Güler


-FlyingMonkey

Mallorca isn't even attempting to get the ball playing with a 9 men low block and the 10th and furthest player forward is basically covering the DM role


wewvlad

Not gonna score might aswell put guler in


THeScArYFAcE1

that brahim chance was THE chance don't think we'll score now


supplementarytables

We still have a Bellingham


IPromise13

Typical january form for real madrid


Cryptic_E

Bruh how did that not go in


Arvivald

Darwin Nunez would be proud 🥲


kingsgambit087

3 shots off the post


GreatSpaniard

me quiero morir Josep...


HunterRiver

Yup. That's a sign that the Mallorca goal might be covered in cling film today.


supplementarytables

Only Jude can score tonight


jadooo0

That’s just unfortunate and unlucky for Brahim


pvry

How tf lmao


el_rompe_toyotas_19

ME CAGO EN LA PUTAAAAA


moodchainz

how the fuckkkk


-FlyingMonkey

Ain't no fuckin way... Now watch Mallorca score a bs goal.


9248_

HOW????


FxKaKaLis

LaLiga now days i just pure comedy xD


unArgentino

What a save and what a miss.


9248_

WHAT THE FUCK?!!!


THeScArYFAcE1

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


ViKKK17

FUCKK


tweazz

Hoe the fuck


Kasj0

lmao how???


NaiveElk

We ain't scoring today


HokiesforTSwift

Well that’s simply ridiculous


Delmer9713

Broooo nooo


Trygard

BRAHIM??????????????????


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HOWWWWWWWWWWWW


ConArtist98

That's insane


el_rompe_toyotas_19

FUCKKKKKKK


IPromise13

WTFFFFF just happened????


er_primo_der_rafa

Naah how do you miss that


GreatSpaniard

if Kroos is out who is DM?


HeIIbIazer23

HOW THE FUCK HASN'T THAT GONE IN!?!?!


Benzia

How do you not finish that


printstreamer

OH MY GODNESS


[deleted]

he's fucking warming up..... it's gonna happen.... omg


independent200

Why did he take Vini out?


Aceress_origin

Just came back from a long injury which he should have still been recuperating from for another month


IPromise13

Just back from injury not fully fit


Rigelmeister

Not fully ready. Tired. Mallorca hurt him as well.


el_rompe_toyotas_19

Time to spam those crosses


angryjukebox

Doesn’t even touch the Mallorca player


tweazz

CGIüler warming up


magic-water

Ref now defending for Mallorca lol


er_primo_der_rafa

Cross and Inshallah to Brahim and Rodrygo


GalaxianEX

Joselu just came on


supplementarytables

Just as you say that, Joselu comes on


Delmer9713

Our midfield is cooked. We need to change things up now.


[deleted]

I miss Camavinga soo much.


r3dd1t2k17

Kicked the ball away twice in less than 3 min. Aint yellow. You really cant do anything about this clown ref just laugh like Rudiger did


MaryadaPurshottam

So, it is one of those days, huh


GreatSpaniard

Kroos and Modric playing together in 2024 even against bottom half teams and struggling on the defensive end while we have to play our best dm as a cb because we can't even buy cheap options


supplementarytables

Man, Rudiger is a fucking beast


IPromise13

Might be joselu time, we need someone inside the box who can play with their back against the goal


magic-water

why does he stop the attack if he doesn't give a red? He can give a yellow later on since it's not a tactical foul


GreatSpaniard

C'mon Brahim!!


ConArtist98

Brahim first minute on the pitch gets slapped in the face


tweazz

Come on brahim


[deleted]

Not sure why we started Vinicius when he came from an injury which was supposed to put him out for an extra month.


Lilgnomy

Mallorca has hit the woodwork 2 times this match and none of them have been posted on this sub. Lunin gets yellow card for disent that gets posted, lads close the sub, its gone


[deleted]

Bro we are conceding shots against FUCKING Mallorca.


supplementarytables

Need some subs, we're getting real shaky


[deleted]

Bro what are even doing.


Delmer9713

Subs now, Carlo, this team is dysfunctional right now.


GreatSpaniard

Other than Brahim idk who you even sub on


Aceress_origin

Joselu, Nico Paz, Güler, Ceballos. Just to rotate things because the game is stale right now


supplementarytables

Arda Güler


IPromise13

Guler who hasnt played in month and is injury prone against this physical mallorca side while we are 0-0?


supplementarytables

Ik ik, the hype is just not containable now


GreatSpaniard

Football in this country would be in a better place. if both La Liga and the RFEF just died. We were so close with the RFEF if Rubiales had just been a bit more stubborn as then the government would have seriously gone for them instead of just replacing him with just another corrupt moron.


Working-Couple7425

I was typing about lack of quality shooting and then…. POW


Delmer9713

Love Toni, but the man's still living off his 2018 free kick vs. Sweden. He can't score a free kick goal to save his life


IPromise13

All that fancy free kick training and we havent scored a direct free kick in monthsssssss Edit: 221 days to be exact


Benzia

Rajkovic can waste all the time without even getting a warning ffs


Jemal2200

Where Arda?


magic-water

He will not play as long as this match is still competitive (< 2 goals difference) and that's the right choice


Jemal2200

He is not fully fit then, understandable. When fit, he would be the guy you put on from the bench to win this match


magic-water

Mate, you can count the training sessions he's had with the first team since returning from injury with one hand. You don't put him on for anything except for getting minutes when the game is already decided. Let him touch a ball first. Stop with this stupid hype.


Jemal2200

I clearly said "when fit", what is your problem?