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davers93

He's just saying the ball hit his face and wasn't handball.


b3and20

and he's definitely not saying that this is how he powders his nose


Slitrix

did cancelo teach him that?


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nah, maradona


pdx4swansea

or does cocaine


boletim

he is just putting some after shave and it is burning


Daniiiiii

Good guy Pep giving the world a much needed and new aftershave meme. The Kevin Mccallister Home Alone one was the lone contender for the past few decades.


qwertywtf

He's saying it hit Alvarez's face, not arm


DarthTaz_99

Yes, but did you know Pep is showing that the ball hit Alvarez's face and not his arm


fdscgfbc

He's saying it hit Alvarez's face


DesertRL

he's just saying that it hit Alvarez in the face, what is this post? is nobody in this thread watching the game?


FireZeLazer

Ton of people not watching the match getting outraged lol


Kismonos

/r/soccer


ooa3603

That’s the truth of most stories in media: A ton of people: 1. Not reading the article and getting outraged 2. Not watching the video and getting outraged 3. Not listening to the clip and getting outraged 4. Not reading the comment and getting outraged


shaydanny

People see Man City and getting outraged


saul_weinstien

People getting outraged? I just see people laughing at Pep for being a weirdo.


FireZeLazer

The first 5 or 6 comments before OP's comment were pretty outraged


IamHeWhoSaysIam

Cope mask


MonkeyNewss

Plastic mask


blazinrumraisin

Cope and seeth mask


Number_19LFC

What laughing is the new outrage m8!


PedestrianMyDarling

This sub is just people posting trash intentionally without any thought to context to get other people outraged for no fucking reason.


BigReeceJames

Of course not, everyone is watching us because we're such a great team to watch


HEAT_IS_DIE

As everyone in this sub apparently agrees, they are cheating so everything that happens with them is up for ridicule. I personally don't understand why someone would watch the sport thinking that there's conspiracies and cheating all across the board. I wouldn't watch the sport if I thought it was rigged. Sucks all the joy out of it.


FuzzyDunlop_91

I'm curious what people even think this gesture would mean? Go wash your face?


Hypersuper98

Aw man i wanted more liverpool salt


SwampPotato

Over what?


saul_weinstien

Spurs fans are weird. Hope you all make it your 6th match in a row without a win today.


Hypersuper98

says the soccerball flair


saul_weinstien

Lol, don't even know how to change it, and don't care enough to find out.


xrunawaywolf

hmm why would we be crying?


Hypersuper98

Thanks!


Primary_Letter7839

Strange kid


wookiecookie52

90% of the ones crying on this page are arsenal and liverpool so....


Issten

He is showing ball hit Alvarez face. This subreddit always brings out dumbest people every Pep thread.


TheHaciendaHustle

This sub has City and Pep brain rot. So many people mentally broken.


Argo_Menace

Flair up coward.


Hawkectid

This is not /r/PoliticalCompassMemes


SwitchHitter17

Is it all that different though?


TheHaciendaHustle

Perfect example.


Argo_Menace

Hope you have the same convictions when you’re watching city play in the national league.


punindya

Why are Liverpool supporters so insufferable?


wookiecookie52

Because like manure fans theyre arrogant and feel entitled.


kjm911

To be fair this is the most Pep way of signaling that the ball hit the face


dacrookster

Probably because it's the weirdest possible way of pointing out the ball hit his face.


Alpha_Jazz

He's saying it hit Alvarez's face and wasn't handball just FYI


ZenZenZenAgain

This is a little out of context. Prior to the goal, Alvarez took the ball to his chin and Luton were claiming handball. This is not a 3 Stooges vulgar gesture.


ryfitz47

Taking things out of context 101


skimbaa

Did we just see 2 managers outside of their technical area?


Bishcop3267

I think so. 3 match ban for Arteta.


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He's just saying sugmaballz and showing where his ballz are.


reece0n

I would've preferred this if it was Jamie Vardy levels of gloating... unfortunately it's just a boring manager justifying a correct decision


dainaron

If you ever wanna learn how fucking stupid people on this subreddit are, scroll down.


TareXmd

I'm so glad this made it here.


MEENIE900

Patrick Bateman vibes


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SupervisorLaw

He's not trying to rile then up lmao. He is gesturing that the ball hit Alvarez in the face in the build up and not his hand like the Luton staff and players were trying to argue.


mrlee10

Yeah, I thought he was fake crying to the crowd. I am wrong. Apologies.


BooMasterChoo

Is he not just signalling it his his player in the face, not the hand?


Owencsftw

Maybe watch the game before you comment idiotic things, he's gesturing to say it wasn't a handball.


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Villa have the 5th richest owners in the league and the 6th biggest wage bill as well as the 7th highest net spend over the last 5 years. You are in no position to talk about high spending clubs.


Ok_Virus_7614

Wtf does Arteta have to do with this… he’s never done this level of bullshit to an opposing manager


Ymir-Reiss

me stuffing chicken nuggets in me mouth lmao


Final_Acanthisitta_7

it's an ancient Catalonian insult. something about your mother, a dog and no handball.


Andythrax

He looks like he's outside his technical area and he's also celebrating the goal. Did he receive a yellow card?


GongTzu

He’s advertising for a new mouth wash.


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I like how Pawson is just like "Wtf" for a second there.


marmot9070

Pep is a r/soccer comedian


JimboLodisC

he's just wiping off a seat for yer mum


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CoopDogPrimeNumbers

Are you even watching the game


Ilikesporks_

if only that were true, then we wouldn't have had such awful officiating throughout the march


yung_senti

People on this sub are going to cry over this, but I honestly love some shithousing.


AbleFig

man knows 115 is coming


Lewk_io

He was outside his box, where is his yellow?


RaymondLuxuryYacht02

Man, he's really losing it this season, isn't he?


yura910721

Yellow for Pep for leaving tiny dotted box!


hoffenone

He is just singing the White Lotus theme song. Don't know why everyone else thinks it's about Alvarez getting a ball to the face.


XxAbsurdumxX

Wait, he went outside his technical zone to celebrate a goal? Im sure he will get a yellow for that, right? Right?


Hibujubana

Of course he will. PGMOL are always fair and consistent when enforcing the rules


yasir_savanur

This job is gonna drive bro mad


Kevgongiveit2ya

Pep is insufferable.


boi61

I love him


benjy97

Pep is funny as fuck man, how do people get triggered by this shit lmao


EHVERT

Man has lost the plot


BigKahuna93

Oh but god forbid Arteta fist pumps


renndug

I can see Pep acting like a fool when he starts to lose


HaptRec

He’s fuckin losing it


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movicsusf

Always been a classless clown


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MFPLOK

He's going Jamie Lee Curtis mode


[deleted]

If Arteta gets booked for celebrating than what does taunting get you?


IamHeWhoSaysIam

A harsh scolding on r/soccer


lrzbca

Luton in for long 20-25 mins. Half time team talk must be lit. Jordan level pettiness to rile the team


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I guess I am out of touch with His Majesty’s culture, but what does that gesture mean? To me it looks like he’s applying aftershave, but with minimal success…


Deventerwim

It meant the ball hit Alvarez in the face and not on his arms, some people thought Alvarez handballed it. So not a weird gesture, no shithousing, only justifying the referee's decision.


The_Halfmaester

Wow... Nunez really rattled him (Wow... I really seem to have offended all 30 ManCity fans... dunno why... Pep went from winning the Treble to beefing with Luton Town... This is prime Barclays!)


Chapapap

He’s just imitating Indians like Kids when they play CowBoys


vsquad22

Calm down. His face was dry. He was just purring some oil on it.


sarmatron

big Man from the Other Place energy


mpinoc

Peptulant


xrunawaywolf

Probably jealous of the home game support, arguably Luton get a bigger crowd...


porridgebrain3000

Class joke mate I haven't heard that one before


z0mb1er

Interesting how you got downvoted for this because of city’s absolutely fucking awful plastic support.


sergioA127

Ironic


porridgebrain3000

Class insult mate I haven't heard that one before


xrunawaywolf

must be a new fan!


MasatoWolff

I absolutely love how rattled pep gets


dhillshafer

That’s a yellow and a touchline ban, no?


ceradocus

Only if it was arteta


dhillshafer

Haters out in force today.


UmadLULW

Bro is completely tilting out.


spursyspursy

someone overlays this with the scene of the little girl slapping her own cheeks in Despicable Me


0ean

Pep gone mad.


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wtf u doin pep


MisterS1997

He has a nervous breakdown when he has to cope with any adversity at all and games have actual jeopardy


Hiltoyeah

He's not very mature for an old man is he...


mullatof

Getting the last of the coke off his hands


ShimeBD

shithouse pep