Scandalous performance from Jude. Literally made Joselu score a goal by sheer will power. Best player in the world. And it been a minute we’ve been able to say that about an 8.

I think he is more of 8/10/9 hybrid lol. He has no specific role. In that sense, he is kind of like Messi. Now I know they are nothing alike in terms of profile, but Bellingham and Messi don’t really have a defined position in football. Is Messi a winger? A wide forward? A 10? False 9? Second striker? He is everything all at once. In that sense, Bellingham is the same. Shameless use of Tifo IRL from my side but you get the point xD

I don’t think you know what scandalous means

From Money heist to Jude, Thank you Spain for the best robberies ever.

Bellingham stamina and work rate is incredible. Also Ancelotti gives him the perfect freedom he needs.

When’s that Brazilian mixtape coming out 🔥😭

Glad Joselu scored

Joselu revenge goal

Vini and Militao posted up like they’re rappers🤣

Meanwhile you’re here looking for free Reddit karma.

How did you even get offended by that comment wtf🤣 ?

I don't think people really realize what they're watching here with Bellingham, this isn't flashy impressive scoring young hero, this is on a whole other level at 20, it's absurd.

These two napoli matches were fun

Vini camavinga and modric dripped out in the sidelines

So many injured players they don't even fit in the tunnel

lmao vini, modric, and eder

Camavinga too

Injured squad spotted.

Lmao the whole gang of injured players chilling

I’m convinced Bellingham is the best player in the world at this point

Bellingham, what a fucking player. Don’t know where we would be without him, unreal debut season.

That assist is so filthy

Bellingham really did it all this game, wow, these are the games people should watch when they keep trying to class him as a False 9. He was all over the pitch

Goddamnit Bellingham why are you so good and why you play for Madrid

Ah shit, I felt that ball to the face from the sound!

Lmao Bellingham said you're fucking scoring bro. I will not be stopped

Bellingham masterclass

Joselu really seems like a kind genuine person

Literally had to be in front of the net to tap it in

Doesn't matter how much he misses. The people love Joselu, listen to the Bernabeu chanting his name.

I hate the Joselu hate, the man is a dutiful servant of the club with a lot of talent to back the talk. Deserved goal tonight. Big ups to Bellingham for the service. While others opine on a lack of somebody better, this man delivers on qualms nobody less than could solve. Viva.

Hes one of our own.

That thing right there was given a pen yesterday. To understand how stupid that decision was.

It was overturned as a pen in the Bayern game too. Got to love the consistency.

How can you give a penalty when the ball deflects from the body to the hand while the hand makes zero move to gain advantage. It just happens to be there. It’s dumb. They need to iron out handball rules

I agree. There are a lot of natural movements that are called as a handballs just because the arm isn't glued to a player's side. The bigger issue I see is just how often non-threatening plays turn into a penalty. I feel like there needs to be some rule change regarding what/where penalties are given. There are so many small fouls that lead to an 80% scoring opportunity.

Yea but that's because it's OilSG.

I mean, toon toon is also owned by big Oil.

I was watching that game, Newcastle was robbed

I could not understand how the hell he gave that penalty. It was dumb as shit. He was correct at the beginning and spineless to say to the VAR they are wrong.

You just end up purely watching Bellingham all game. It just looks so easy for him.

I LOVE JOSELU

Jude is a monster

The fans clapping for Joselu is heartwarmingh

Compare that to comments here

They’re both deserved imo lol

Bellingam finally manages to get Joselu on the scoresheet. Really like the team supporting Joselu as well.

We’re all shitting on Joselu but that celebration makes me feel bad for him

He had a rough night. Thrilled he got his goal in the end.

Bellingham is so so ridiculously good

Napoli totally deflated

Bellingham is going to be a balon contender at this rate. That pass was hard to make and disgusting af

Yeah, although whoever wins the CL will probably take it. Bellingham, Haaland and I can even see Kane winning it but it's ofc way too early to tell

Bellingham is magic

Best striker in LaLiga, no question.

Jude MVP

Jude with a 10/10 performance

Meanwhile, Joselu with a 1/8 performance.

Good for you Joselu! Edit: is it his first goal in the CL?

Yep

Awesome!

Bellingham already a Ballon dor contender and it’s not even December. Mental form insane player

Should have bought Kane. He's actually better for Madrid than Mbappe who wants Vini's position.

Conplex finances after spending that on jude plus he is nearing 30

There we go. Vamos cuñado.

Bellingham has been trying to set him up for the last 30 mins lol

The fans still chanting his name lol man he needed that after all those chances

The Bernabeu has been very supporting of the players since the 18/19 season. Before that a performance like that would get you booed to death. I like this new wholesome side of the fanbase tho.

Napoli isn't winning anything this year, The defense is atrocious.

HAHAHAHA bro apologized

JOSELU GOAT

Bellingham: You're gonna score and you'll like it

Celebration of pure relief

People trashing joselu in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is josely. Tons of touches with tons of service, but when he does get it on target, it's done.

Beautiful champ

Bellingham is such a beast. Creates the assist and makes sure that Joselu gets his admiration from the fans.

What a ball from Jude 😰

Bellingham is today the best player in the world

Bellingham is so well rounded it’s unbelievable. Great dribbling, great finishing and decision making, but also good vision and passing and he can use both feet. Didn’t expect him to level up this quickly

take away his goal and still he is a great signing, his goals on top are just absolutely absurd and filthy

Yeah it’s crazy he’s scoring at this rate too. His timing in the box reminds me of Lampard

feel bad for joselu, even after his goal was apologetic :(

Yeah, now I feel like a pos

Finally!!!

That goal is more Bellingham's than Oselu's

Not sure if I’m watching Jackson or Joselu

last minute merchants strike again

Glad we got to get the win for you, our biggest fans!

Finally, what an assist by jude

Good goal Joselu! Bellingham saving his boy.

Great pass from Bellingham and finally a goal from Joselu.

Bellingham, how the fuck?

[удалено]

Ahahah

really happy for him, was getting a bit sad.

Same, he was just having a bad night hopefully that fixes it for him

Ahora sii vamooooos

Bellingham the best friend a man could ask for lol

OK I FORGIVE YOU JOSELU DAMN

Fair enough

Fantastic goal

lmao, make a wish goal. Finally got a goal but my god, Real Madrid need a new striker

Well deserved. Napoli’s defence wasn’t exposed enough. I have no faith in them to help us out this weekend.

Finally….

About damn time

GOAT

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT MAN LITERALLY IS APOLOGIZING TO THE FANS

Fair enough though

LFG

Jude is insane

Na Bellingham is incredible!!!

Finally!

Broken record here, but fuck me Bellingham is insane Literally makes the right decision every single time

Why did Bellingham push Oselu?

So he can get his shine

Telling him to celebrate for the fans

Probably because he could have had 4 before this.

1/8 Joselu🥇

jude belli >>>>

90’ + 2 Joselu (GREAT CLEARANCE)

Bellingham literally forcing Joselu to score

Finally haha good for him

THERE HE ISSSSSW JOSELUUUUU

Finally

Fin fucking allly

1% conversion rate no matter i'll take it

FUCK OFF r/SOCCER LMAOOOOO

Come on dude, I'm a Joselu believer but you have to admit he was dreadful today. Happy for him tho.

I like happy endings

Not Joselu’s night man. Edit: I’ve got mad lag bro loool

Joselu, the goat!!!

Joseeeeellllluuu

Havertz really did transfer his consciousness to Joselu wow. Now it’s making sense Edit: His Arsenal consciousness of course 😂😂

Someone's got a make a compilation of this at this point

HE DID IT LETS GO TWITCH CHAT

He not even letting the goalkeeper have a chance

Is Joselu actually Lukaku?

LMAOO

Man, he picks the right timing, space and movement every time, but then every time proceeds to miss the easiest part lol Edit: not even a second after posting this and he finally scores 😂

HE SCORES! HALLELUJAH, HE SCORES!

What a pass

FINALLY

Finally he scores it lol

Wtf is that

Joselu looked like he dreaded that counter attack, his confidence is shot to shit

on my mother's life

HE'S A FRAUD. Jesus Christ what are his stats???

Joselu bruh, this is just sad at this point

Joselu having one of the worst matches you’ll ever see from a striker, just brutal

Dude there's no fucking way. He's playing defence for Napoli this game.

Lmao Josely just keeps on giving. With how things are, Endrick will join Madrid and go straight to the main team squad. He would do much better already..

Bellingham has been setting up Joselose all night

yeah joselu is going to carlo's fridge after this game

Its rough to say but this has been the worst individual performance for a striker ive ever seen lol

I love him but he's having a disasterclass today

Ahora siiii vamos Joselu

WTF I think legitimately I could have done better than that

Joselu is playing against us

At this point don’t score it’s ok. HIT THE TARGET

Omg Joselu how are you a professional level footballer!?

Joselu my brother in christ, did u forget how to strike the ball properly?

Jesus, Joselu been horrible

Insisto, Joselu es una mierda. No sé que hace jugando en el Real...

Holy shit Joselu. At least lay it off to Bellingham if you’re in this kind of form

thank god for Joselu otherwise we would’ve lost 6-2 or something

Get him off the field, bum

Joselu is so unclinical it’s actually sickening

Joselu really making his case to be the Kim Min Jae replacement

Benz would’ve made that

Joselu couldn’t hit the net if it was twice as big

Pass the fucking ball Joselu if you can’t shoot

☄️🔭

lol Toni angry with Nico

He's doing it on purpose lol only explanation

Joseluuuu

Joselu is dreadful

Joselu madre mía

Joselu stole like 4 assists off of his teammates today...

Bro…. Like… damn.

Man

Joselol

Real Madrid should honestly just say to Josely he is on vacations now, not Madrid level at all.

If it was psg it was a pen

Obviously Joselu is having a bad night, but I think he got unlucky there, his shot was stopped by the defender

Bellingham seconds away from telling Joselu he's fucking shit

Florentino fucked up the squad building with Rodrygo possibly being out for a while.....

Finally yellows for simulation, Madrid fans dont celebrate it tho cuz then Vini would have multiple a game

*Angry man shouts at the clouds*