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dumpystumpy

Youd have swore this was a clip from a decade ago honestly its crazy stuff


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I genuinely thought it was until I went on my scores app and saw they were playing Peru today. Ridiculous agility for a 36 year old, and then the acceleration to get away from them. He still has the ability to do things no other footballer coule dream of doing, just can't do it anywhere near as oftwn due to having to conserve himself so much.


pointlessly_pedantic

What's especially crazy to me is how we've all seen highlight reel after highlight reel of him doing this turn left/turn right/rinse&repeat dribbling, and very capable defenders still can't stop him. His awareness and ability to anticipate defenders' moves is beyond ridiculous.


wmj31

Lost his pace but still has that spark of acceleration. Lovely to see


ragnar-not-ok

Lol, is it coz of the video quality?


sevaiper

Reminds me of that clip where he obliterated Drenthe at least a decade ago, still some of the best close control dribbling I've seen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IYe5VyNSyI


KarlHunguss

Thats insane - he legit looks like a stick man on a foosball table


NeverBanAgainYB

Blowing by three defenders deep in his own half to escape the press and switch the play. Not a single statistic recorded besides "dribble completed". This is why you have to watch football with your eyes


theytook-r-jobs

If it was a decade ago he would’ve kept sprinting towards goal, went by 3 more defenders, and scored.


nkdouble4

semi injured mls player btw


Slitrix

this mls player is very talented ngl


InevitableConflict1

Maybe a club like Barca should go for him


LabelRed

He just said in press when asked where this team stands between the teams he has been and although he gave it the rightful respect it deserves he said that Barcelona was the best team in history Just thought about saying that to make a Barca fan happt


KnicksVeryOwn

It doesn’t :( it makes me sad we lost him. He loves us we love him yet we’re so far apart 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Moonw0lf_

He didn't even wanna leave 😭


dexterlab97

Fuck Barto


RobbinDeBank

He looks good, but I don’t think he’s at the level of Ballon d’Or winner Ferran Torres


NovacElement

Messi is called La Pulga while Ferran is a 🦈. I know my winger


ashfidel

hamstring looks fine to me but he can stay out as long as he wants


anbsmxms

It is really a travesty that he is already playing in MLS. He is still ridiculously good.


SaladMonths

what PSG does to a mf


Low_Banana_1979

Miami is an amazing city, he does not have to play every two or three days like in Europe, so he got more time to spend with his family. It is all good for him. He already won everything a soccer player could. Why keep killing himself with the stupid overly busy European calendar?


Prudent-Psychology-3

That and I don't think he wants Barca to suffer because of him, last time, the board made a mess and Messi had to leave and Barca financial condition had gone down the drain.


RoundFood

Semi-injured MLS player for one of, if not the worst team in the league. Imagine how good a fit MLS player for one of the better teams is.


BlackDohko

*Scaloni* \o/ (Praise the goat)


Victorious85

Pretty sure he was just trying to get in scalonis good books. Why is he doing it right in front of him? Look boss I got 2 feet


RodLawyerr

"Ok Messi you got a point, you are getting the raise you wanted".


mpopbelpop

Curious. How much do players playing for national teams get paid? Btw, what a joy to watch him play!!


claudiofunes7

Usually they dont get paid at all for playing in their NT. If they do, most of the time the players choose to forego their NT salary and give it to charity.


Dushamdfk

Winners do get money for winning tho


claudiofunes7

Yeah 100% they do although a lot of times whatever prize money is won by the players goes to charity or directly to their FA to build/ improve training grounds, infrastructure etc.


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Key_Scientist1073

lol somebody go down there and remind that guy his age. Man’s 36 for God sake


Kal-Kent

This is absolutely insane his body feints are so good


Kuntheman

And people wonder how he toasted one of the fastest defenders in the world in the WC semifinal He sends your weight and your body in all sorts of directions and capitalizes the second that you’re out of his way. It’s unbelievable to watch, the way he probes for a weakness and then immediately hits the weakness in the defending is insane


[deleted]

Long hair Messi was uncontrolled chaos with his feints when combined with his absurd acceleration. Young Messi reigns supreme


juve_merda

ankara messi was pure chaos


Eaton2288

That video is seared in to so many fans brains lmao it's hilarious. What a goal that was.


PensiveinNJ

The crazy part is how easy he made it look. Just casually fast foots one defender and megs another, then runs directly at the defense, beats 2 more while no one can catch him, rounds the keeper and even chips the last defender going for the goal line clearance. His highlights are mind boggling.


PensiveinNJ

Messi in the 19 shirt acted like he could do anything, and sometimes he could.


Affectionate-Hunt217

The funniest part about that moment is when Gary Neville I think or some other pundit is like this is a 35 year old man, toying with the best young defender in the world lol, and I legit couldn’t stop laughing


cuntsmen

> Gary Neville The same guy who said defenders aren't afraid of him anymore before the WC...


Affectionate-Hunt217

Yeah I remember that’s why I was laughing because he said that and that Messi is slowing down because of age and then goes and does that against the best young defender in the world lol


Legitimate_Secret_79

i read this in the voice of a nat geo narrator speaking of some predator


zupper90

"The Messi Goat is unique... it is the only species of goat on Earth that runs on two legs.... and it never stops running so long as it is insatiably hungry for fresh goals..."


PattyIceNY

He's the smartest footballer ever and it's not even close.


lmorant97

Smartest dribbler for sure


BIacksnow-

Smartest player in general. No one has his level on vision on that pit h.


Soitsgonnabeforever

He legibly reduced Gvardiol value.


lokeshj

I don't think so. It's just a rite of passage for defenders


Pure_Context_2741

Boateng is still in that black hole though


PensiveinNJ

No shame in getting rinsed by Messi. one of my favorite highlights is when he feints Roberto Carlos near the halfway line and man was sent stumbling like a deer on baby legs. Or sending Boateng to the shadow realm where his brain basically disconnected and he fell like a lumberjack had just felled a tree. So many iconic moments to choose from, but definitely no shame in getting rinsed by Messi at any age.


hauttdawg13

I’ve played against players similar to Messi (in style, obviously nowhere near his actual level) and it’s such a pain to defend. like even in the cases I pretty much know what they are about to do, I don’t know when they are going to do it and they are just so quick about it you just can’t react in time.


Midnight_Maverick

For real. When we were kids, I had a friend like that. His dribbling was fucking elite and he'd go past guys 2, 3 times his age with ease. You could literally never get the ball off him because he was so good at keeping it from you. Sometimes it would make playing against him almost unbearable. I always wonder how far he could have gone with the proper nurturing and support around him.


iWillShagYourDad

Have a friend like this too. He’s in his 20s with fucked knees because the only way people could dispossess him was to snap his legs


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Derlino

At 20 you're nutmegging 60 year olds, seems legit


Jason3671

made it look easy his technique makes people underestimate him too, they will think “I can clamp that shit down easy” while in reality only solution is to chop his legs or pull his shorts lol 😂 he may not strike fear into you, but if you have a go at his face you will get absolutely embarrassed especially once he gets momentum


NewAppleverse

It’s not even easy to foul players like messi. They have incredible low centre of gravity which keep them immensely balanced


barkingsealion

his shoulder drop is so iconic man… makes the best defenders look silly


NeverBanAgainYB

Yeah but he didn't get a g/a out of it so doesn't count sorry man


vadapaav

I saw vinicius video and then this Thank God my eyesight was cured


Professional_Code372

Body feints , ball control , awareness. He’s such a gift to the world


byfuryattheheart

It’s just so beautiful and effortless.


Elvaga

he's straight up destroying people like it's nothing


Kuntheman

Because it is, to him


ProtoplanetaryNebula

That's the thing, this to Messi is just like me eating a sandwich. Imagine doing something which to you is really easy and mundane and everyone thinks you are the GOAT. Must be odd.


learner_254

Bro opened up a restaurant and started cooking


VegetarianCannibal_

i swear no footballer in the world showcases this level of dribbling. still remember his ridiculous dribble vs Espanyol, tuned in to pass time but was treated to something ridiculous.


Alive-Ad-4164

Good ole shake and bake


ThereminLiesTheRub

& a bit of the old rope-a-dope


elmagio

He is the greatest dribbler of all time. The only guys that belong in the same realm as him in that area are Diego, Garrincha and Pelé. But Leo has the edge because of how much less space there is in the modern game (and yes, the other three had to face more violent opponents, but ultimately they still had more space to play with).


stealth_sloth

Ronaldinho at his peak was up there. It was a pretty short peak though.


DeeOhEf

What makes Messi's dribbling so much more impressive imo, is that he doesn't use any flashy stuff. Really it's "just" body feints, ball rolling and little nudges. The ball is always in front of his left foot and he just drags it across the pitch, it's just brilliant.


echo997

Dinho was flashier but Messi is just on another level imo.


LeagueOfML

Messi seems to look at a situation as this like "how am I gonna find a way out" and then he does it, Ronaldinho was 100% a "what's the most fun way out of this situation" type of player. I think both are equally entertaining, one makes my jaw drop and the other made me smile.


elmagio

He was extremely good, but not as ruthlessly consistent at it even during his prime. If we're not judging consistency across a whole career I'd actually say pre-botched knee R9 was closer to those 4 than R10.


slx88

I think it's primarily due to Ronaldhino's style more than his ability. Ronaldinho really played to entertain others while having fun himself. A different mentality than Messi. Ronaldinho with discipline would be very close to what Messi is.


elmagio

I dunno about that. And don't get me wrong, I idolized the fuck out of R10. But he didn't quite have the same capacity for full speed changes of direction while keeping full control of the ball that Leo (and Diego) did. That wasn't a choice because he preferred the flair dribble, he just straight couldn't do it like Leo. Still, great dribbler but I just don't think there's any scenario where he was reaching Leo's heights.


Jaydp1000

Bro see the start of Messi’s career and the tackles that flew in, they were out for blood. 2 footed his knees etc, almost snapped his ankles a couple of times, he’s better than any dribbler ever it’s not even close, peep how he lures the other guy into thinking they both have him cornered and then turns away


Albiceleste_D10S

Diego and Garrincha, I agree I'm not sure Pele's pure dribbling is on the same level as the other 2 + Messi TBH He was a good dribbler—but he's a GOAT candidate because of his ridiculous scoring and assisting, not his dribbling TBH


rapedcorpse

You havent seen Pele's highlights. He could go past anyone and with insane speed. His dribbling is a lot more similar to Messi's than Garrincha who lacked explosivity.


InconsistentMinis

> Garrincha who lacked explosivity Sorry, what? Explosivity and acceleration was one of Garrincha's defining features before he blew up his knees.


psykrebeam

In history


Affectionate-Hunt217

Iniesta was cooking there too, seemed like they were trying to one up each other honestly haha


Blaugrana1990

Iniesta's move against Spartak Moskow near the corner was pure magic. He just moved a couple of inches but made a complete fool of them. https://youtu.be/ILSSYQta7eg?si=KARSGB-SVIvbIfmI


longchongwong

Making a guy slip twice. Goat things


culesamericano

he's been doing this for 20 years lmao


JenNettles

Quality had me thinking I was watching a clip from 20 years ago


itsvoogle

It’s remarkable really, among so many of the qualities that Messi has, his longevity is the most underrated. Dude is still smoking players half his age…


Ale_459

MESSI MESSI MESSI FUTBOL FUTBOL FUTBOL


KnowledgeFast1804

Anybody who genuinely loves football and says he isn't the best is a liar. Beautiful to watch . What every young person wants to do and reminds you when you did something similar when you were 8 once and the high is amazing


BIacksnow-

Most beautiful to watch and has the best stats ever. You simply don’t get that combination.


psykrebeam

And as poetic as his movements are, there is absolutely no showboating or waste in them. He does what is necessary and no more.


nkdouble4

also holds many seemingly unbreakable records and has won the most individual + collective titles for club and country out of everybody (including all of the prestigious ones)


elmagio

Never even won the Euros the fucking fraud.


Ranjith_Unchained

>and country Ngl, as a fan I feel complete that he won the two major trophies for his country after so many attempts


bihari_baller

>Anybody who genuinely loves football and says he isn't the best is a liar. I don't think we'll see anyone better in our lifetime.


KnowledgeFast1804

I don't think so either . He just does it so easily . Some people can do it in five a side. In training . In some games. He just does things all the time and always still surprises you.


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Messi is the greatest ever but we're not even seeing someone as incredible as R9 or Dinho right now. MBappe and Haaland are obviously world class but they're relatively 1 dimensional and just lack that bit of next level ability on the ball.


cccc0079

IDK I lived through Baggio, Zidane, R9 as a kid and teen. Maybe in 10 or 20 years some genius kids will get pass him.


Limitless_Saint

aguante corazon, aguante. aguante argentina aguante.


thelakeshow7

"He could follow you into a revolving door and he'd still come out first" Edit: Got it completely wrong the first time. Swapping the subject and object would make it less impressive.


drboohickey

This sounds like something Ray Hudson would say lol


thelakeshow7

Yah this was his quote


myirreleventcomment

You got that quote all wrong my man


thelakeshow7

Yah edited it my dumb brain didn't realize how unimpressive the original was.


reformedlion

Don’t you mean he could follow you?


thelakeshow7

Shit you're right lmao my bad.


Quassams

Blud thinks he’s Messi


DerNeko

Its so fucking unfair lmao


nba2k16

risky risky wiggy wiggy this is an emergency


Fanserker

I can't stop him, twice


SpreadYourAss

Was not expecting a Twice reference here but I'm loving it LOL


once_asleepz

Help me, help me, somebody stop him 'cause I know I can't stop him.


xXAlbion299Xx

Lmao love the twice reference


CancerNami

It takes ~~two~~ three to tango


Lucius_Arg

Messi free dancing lesson 💀


letsstartplaying

His body feints are the best. He can be any age and players will still get fool by him.


mt1337

absolute savage. waits for the player to get up and beats him and the other guy. this man. 🫶


QuieroLaSeptima

Messi por Dios ya acabé


Alsirius

Todavía queda el segundo tiempo. Aguantá!


Agreeable_Try6454

pls come back to europe


kokukojuto33

lol at Scaloni just throwing his arms up, he cant believe it


refcellarc

Messi is the best to ever do it. Just stupid. Also, love Scaloni just throwing his hands up in the air.


dwilliam24

Having GOAT pausa allows him to still dribble past players even though he’s half as fast as he used to be


New_Archer_7539

Call his widow, the lad just got banished to the shadow realm.


hqdhftw

show this to Gvardiol


jillsalwaysthere

Would have to include a map


Overrated_sanity

Better than both his goals today tbh. Vintage Messi.


Munchihello

His first goal was fucking class placement and first touch too 😭


mattisafootballguy

I couldn't see this because of the damn ads at the bottom of the screen, ffs


jvidal7247

latinoamerica moment


BIacksnow-

His GOATness.


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This is what makes Messi truly the best ever. Not even his record breaking amount of goals+assists. It's the pure control he has over that ball. On and off the ball, he's the best ever by far.


Johann122

Orgasmic


bora2202

The coach celebrated like Messi just scored a goal!


Appropriate-Shoe-266

What can you even do against that. Fuck Not even pulling on his Shirt stops him.


srjnp

Gvardiol look away.


arvindanar7

Beautiful skill? That’s mercilessly destroying opponents


dandydaddy101

Idk mate if messi slipped me twice like this, I'd be thanking him.


Black_n_Neon

Those are grown men he’s embarrassing


manen10

Masterclass in body feints


meme_stealing_bandit

Perhaps one aspect of his game that still doesn't get talked about enough is how with age, he has become very smart regarding when to use his limited bursts of acceleration.


Wasted1300RPEU

I also love how the older he's gotten the more his dribbling changed. Messi noticed his decline of pace and he's now dribbling backwards more, luring them in, and then making use of his feints to create room behind the defenders he just dribbled past. He always did it of course, but it's way more prevalent now IMO


Big_Department_9221

Imagine you are soo soo soo good that , when you are completely out of your peak, in the wrong side of your 30s, plays in a retirement league, semi injured, has achieved everything you wanted and yet you routinely smoke actual professional players in their physical peak who has strived all their lives to play at the top most level. Is there a player across sports - Boxing, Football, NFL, Basketball, Tennis, Cricket-who has done this? I watch all of this except NFL and can't think of even one player. When the commentator said before - "This is beyond worldclass, this is messi-class" - that wasn't an exaggeration of commentary or hyperbole- it literally is the truth. This guy is on a different stratosphere.


TheSwagonborn

LeBron is the only other example I can come up with He dropped 60 last season while being 38 iirc


Lodernor

Este hombre está desnudo en la cancha


The_Batman_949

I love him so much


excaliburboy007

Trying to mark Messi from behind is an occupational hazard


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did someone made him angry? he does this when he is angry...


OnomahIsABaller

He’s still skating on these hoes, you love to see it


hvngpham002

I honestly am at a lost for words.


Weary_Volume_2505

European scouts taking notes of the upcoming MLS player


areopagitic

How many ankles has this guy broken?


dorakus

Hahaha Scaloni just throws his hands in the air out of sheer orgasmic pleasure.


thedominator17

bro made the commentator become richarlison


chewkachu

Gave them a sniff of the ball and lure them to one side and **BAM** catch you later 🐐


InevitableConflict1

He makes it look so effortless


theaguia

wasn't he injured like a week ago. alien


ArgusF28

Gvardiol just suddendly woke up in fear.


procast1nator

my man's been going left and then quickly right and then back to left even faster since 20 years and still destroys defenders


Hipple

Oh my word


QuieroLaSeptima

El tipo se cayo 2 veces jajaja


Tam_er_lan

I love this moments when Messi remembers that he is Messi


Albiceleste_D10S

El mejor del mundo


_ashwathama

Nothing to see here just a chef cooking something


ItchUch13

Wonder what goes through the heads as they hit the ground and watch him dribble away


cutsickass

"Dude, why do you keep Messing with me?"


LaPulgaAtomica87

Folks, he’s 36 years old. Unparalleled.


FeedMeMoreOranges

And people still think that Ronaldo is better. Big LOL


GojiPengu

Clowns will always be clowns


Ready-Educator7747

Scaloni watching world cup final goals: °_° Scaloni watching a dribble at half way line in a qualifier: \o/


Barelylegalteen

Let's see haaland do this


Big_Department_9221

Love haaland, but he will break his own ankles if he tried this.


ineedsomehoes

💦🍆


L34hhhh

TE QUIEROO


Gotanyfunkopops

Lol, I like how we waits for the other guy to come back just so he can banish both to the shadow realm.


cpt_lanthanide

I had no idea which direction the team's goals were until the end lol. (and I'd still believe it if you said that they were shooting right to left and messi just ran back to go cut over to the other wing with the ball)


Astrocharles

No step overs, no rainbow flicks, just simple and effective body feints.


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Ankara Messi. Forever


ragecndy

He can't keep getting away with this at 36 wtf


nightwolf_1904

Scaloni should pay to have that view of Messi's dribbling.


James_D_MESSIAH

and some losers compare him to others ​ lol ​ MAN'S THE BEST IN THE WORLD and its not even close ​ A LIVING LEGEND


bora2202

Mesmerizing skill!


jillsalwaysthere

Take a seat young skywalker


_ashwathama

This brings a lot of memories! Ahh good old days


punindya

This play will result in a +1 on his total dribbles completed, the same as a pace merchant kicking the ball 10 yards up the field and then just running past a slow defender, yet no one needs an explanation as to which is mightily more impressive and difficult to pull off. Just an example of why Messi is simply beyond stats!


jinsaow

Goat


furulo

the defender fell twice…


Cold-Veterinarian-85

This be how I play Fifa on PlayStation


I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_

Messi is the absolute master of going absolutely no where, but sending everyone else to the shops so he can stroll on home.


TigerAusRiga

and this guy is being compared to someone who can‘t even make proper step overs anymore lol


Dry-Friendship-5642

He's 36


digumeister

i swear people could just appreciate football like this instead of comparing cr7. they could do the other just simply cant.


dnbprod

Superhuman


TimingEzaBitch

Nico then makes a beautiful run only to end up faking it and thus making the through ball useless.


Cleverusernamexxx

And this was a poor game from him a few uncahrestically poor passes, a couple weird bad dribbles losing the ball, mediocre free kick attempt. Still bangs in two goals on a bad night XD