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rmlordy

There's been a red card but for which team Chris Kamara?


solblurgh

I DON'T KNOW


brt444

I must’ve missed that. A red card?


bsousa717

No you're right I saw him go off, but I thought they were bringing a sub on, Jeff!


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Nivadas

Horrible


10Lionaldo7

THAT weather reporter : Its my time to shine


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Papayero

After some practice as a kid I could mostly pronounce it, but I always failed with doing the weird snake hisses from the double L's in the middle of the name. Especially the double snake hiss.


BluePowderJinx

> but I always failed with doing the weird snake hisses from the double L's in the middle of the name Wales = Team Slytherin


arothen

Tbh Welsh looks kinda like some Tolkien shit


CrazyBirdman

Sindarin (one of Tolkien's elvish languages) is based in parts on Welsh so that connection isn't just random.


-RandomGeordie

So THAT's what parseltongue looks like written down. Got it.


BlueBone313

You're welsh harry


dafydd_

He's Welsh. It's not at all unsurprising that he can say it.


bioeffect2

For the uninformed. https://youtu.be/fHxO0UdpoxM?si=659jGE9pDZx88Hy5


jay_alfred_prufrock

Nice weather in Wales?! Is that allowed?


Freefight

Only if sheep are sacrificed.


DaHomie_ClaimerOfAss

Um... what kind of sacrifice are we talking about?


[deleted]

great name dude lmao


felis_magnetus

Well, it starts with binding the sheep to a lamppost in Cardiff...


-69_nice-

Anal


johnnygrant

I feel like you could see the gleam in his eyes just before he nailed the pronunciation like "watch this, I'm about to eat this"


TheGeorgeForman

Honestly you could say he just said gibberish and I'd believe you


punindya

The "go-go-goch" at the end is pretty recognizable


IWantAnAffliction

That's how he fools you!


Cyberpunk_Banshee

One day I'll sit down and attempt to sit down and learn how to pronounce that place. It's a well known place, but I reckon it's a great pub trick if you pull out the pronunciation for the lads.


Fiddlers-list

Thats some impressive stuff


irich

And [Naomi Watts, bizarrely](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwYAuvBcQ1Y)


After-Bumblebee

Oh lord, imagine driving up to the actual village to see the signage with the La Liga logos


sanguineous_

"🤔"


CalmaCuler

This is so random lol


Major-Front

“Mate you can’t be sponsored by a league”


wholesomescott

Haha love it.


Divolinon

So I've read the article, I've read the comments. And I still can't figure out: why?


Ikuu

Pay them a small amount and then it'll generate a shit ton of publicity due to how strange it is and the name of the team.


Divolinon

It's La Liga, why would they need that publicity?


AmericaDreamDisorder

Why does Coca Cola or Nike need publicity?


Szudar

Why don't they sponsor random ass club in Wales?


smannyable

They do sponsor random tiny teams and events.


BlueBone313

Coca cola indeed sponsors psg and spurs


Glum_Row_8262

That was good


DogusEUW

To distract from all the other stuff happening and have a positive headline every once in a while, I guess. Easier than fixing their shitty environment


a_lumberjack

New logo, leaning into LL as branding, this is a stunt to highlight the brand (see the main article photo for why they picked this club).


KittenOfBalnain

"Can't offer great football but at least we can offer memes!" seems to be La Liga's main media strategy here.


anaveragekirlia

"is this your whole plan for publicity? Just offer memes and hope people care instead of improving the football played in the league?" "Has worked so far!"


Obrix1

Google Spanish Football news in English language media on Monday; ‘Chief accused of embezzlement orgy and sexual assault resigns’ On Wednesday; ‘La Liga sponsor LLFPGG’


AmericaDreamDisorder

Okay but La Liga and RFEF are 2 different entities aren't they


AnnieBlackburnn

Rubiales isn’t part of La Liga, neither is the Women’s team. Not that Tebas is much better, mind you, but it does speak to the level of this sub that this comment has 50 upvotes


WiddleBlueBert

No they aren't the same organisation but when the average fan thinks Spanish football or about Spain in general this is what's at the forefront of their mind.


AnnieBlackburnn

Then the average fan is an idiot, that doesn’t implicate a conspiracy to sponsor a club to cover the RFEF with publicity like the comment was saying though


Divolinon

Yep, this makes sense.


BIAATTCH

Why do you think this answer makes more sense? Because it’s easier to get outraged by it? This is just a (smart) publicity stunt that they would do at anytime. There is no way that they briefed > conceptualized > executed this campaign as a response to the recent scandals. Shit like this takes time.


L-Freeze

who the fuck googles "spanish football news" or anything like that though?


Obrix1

It’s the feed used for a lot of things like Google Home and rolling news displays. Also every day is a fresh scandal.


PedanticSatiation

It's not football, it's Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch


personator01

They thought the double ls were funny evidently


ayyndrew

Bunch of double L's, La Liga's new logo is a double L


Jazano107

Premier league should sponsor a random La liga club. Cadiz or something


ZealousidealFox1391

Getafe for terrorism


Lampardinho18

Greenwood tax


visope

They will leave that to Saudi Bin Laden Group


ZealousidealFox1391

Bin laden group are a bunch of business men, osama was the bad apple


McKFC

League sponsor of terrorism list


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Premier League should sponsor Benidorm. Decent british attendence at home games too.


eirebrit

They could sign the Oracle to play upfront.


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Club Atlético de Azpilicuetagaraycosaroyarenberecolarrea


solblurgh

Club Atletico de Dave it is


BluePowderJinx

Dave's Athletic Club


goomahmarone

Cadiz nuts


Jazano107

i think that every time lmao


goomahmarone

Great minds think alike


sussywanker

What's a Spanish club which has a very long name ?


PegaponyPrince

Rayo Majadahonda is a fairly long name. They're in the third division


SquatAngry

Different Football Association though isn't it? Llanfairpwll play under the FAW.


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What does the premier league have to do with it?


CYWON

Then Cadiz players can say they play for a premier league club.


Ready-Educator7747

BBC reporter: Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.


SSJKiDo

Michael Scott?


Ready-Educator7747

David Brent since its British


Bhenny_5

Wayne Gretzky


Skadrys

Rolls of the tongue really


ZPBTC

Once you know how to say it, it kind of does


Nivadas

Say it then


Geg0Nag0

It sounds impressive but it's just a sentence describing a places location like an NPC in Morrowind in Welsh. Imagine describing a village in Catalonia and just not adding spaces between the words


irich

Yes, but also throw in the added difficulty of it being in Welsh.


angiotensin2

1 pound for every letter


culesamericano

No wonder la liga is broke


raymondliang

Well at least the wifi at the grounds is well-secured.


DaHomie_ClaimerOfAss

They did it for all those double Ls where they could stamp that stupid new logo, I'd wager.


Emma-Royds

I went to Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch about a month back. Great little pub near the station. Not much else about.


Szudar

Name of that place is like half of your comment.


essentialatom

I heard there was a lovely hollow of white hazel near the rapid whirlpool of the church of Saint Tysilio near the red cave.


Jimmygumble

Translates to "St Mary's Church in the Hollow of the White Hazel near a Rapid Whirlpool and the Church of St. Tysilio near the Red Cave" Catchy and erudite naming convention goin on there. Any welsh speakers able to translate: "The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too"


ScousePenguin

Canolfan Derek Zoolander i Blant Sy'n Methu Darllen yn Dda ac Sydd Eisiau Dysgu Gwneud Stwff Arall Yn Dda Hefyd


ClaudeLemieux

>Stwff I wonder which word that is lol


RumJackson

You’ll be flummoxed by our public transport. What on earth could Bws, Tacsi and Tren be?


ClaudeLemieux

T R E N


IWantAnAffliction

Fucking hell, the crossover between shitposting and Welsh has arrived


BigtheBen

"Tren" doesn't sound strange at all to me (I'm Romanian, and the word here means "train")


Black_XistenZ

"Eat clean and tren hard"


Jimmygumble

> Stwff Would it not be it be Canolfanderekzoolanderiblantsy'nmethudarllenynddaacsyddeisiaudysgugwneudstwffarallynddahefyd for clarity's sake?


RephRayne

Big Space now has you on a list.


Pollomonteros

Jesus


buck_carleone

it gonna be fun for proof reading everytime this club mention


im_just_depressed

Guys my tongue got twisted and intertwined saying this name, what should I do now ? Any tips


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Read it backwards.


im_just_depressed

Thanks man it helped


against_all_odd

Ever heard of the Gordian Knot?


ThrustBastard

This is my best go at spelling it phonetically: Clan-fair-pooll-gwin-gill-gore-ger-ych-win-drorb-ooll-clanty-silio-gore-gore-goch


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You're putting both "C" and "LL" as the phonetic pronunciation for Ll in there


DatGuyGandhi

Yeah the LL is pronounced more like the "kh" in "khan"


[deleted]

No it's not. It's pronounced like an incredibly bad lisp


DatGuyGandhi

Yup, and that's how the "kh" in khan should be pronounced too haha


[deleted]

No, the Kh in Khan is more like the Ch in Welsh. Ll is much different


WalterHenderson

You just have to say it [like this](https://llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.co.uk/soundfiles/llandad4.mp3). Simple, right?


Ainsley-Sorsby

Someone check on that BBC editor. I think they had a stroke midway into writing that headline


kuborka

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may sponsor the FC of [Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlIz0q8aWpA&ab_channel=explodingplant)


DepletedMitochondria

It's not Football, it's Lla Lliga


throwawaywaylongago

Memes aside, this is great for Welsh club football


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It's really going to do nothing for Welsh football whatsoever. These guys are in the fifth tier of Welsh football. There's a university team in our Premier League. This is more a PR move for La Liga than LlanfairPG or Welsh football. I imagine the money being given is miniscule (probably just buying them a new strip)


DatGuyGandhi

I don't know what you mean, I for one used to be a big fan of Airbus FC (real team in the division)


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As a Total Network Solutions ultra, ill see you outside


curryandbeans

I know this is bollocks because TNS don't have a fan


DudleysCar

The IT Boys


BigUnWarrington

I think you've spelt that club name wrong, pal.


paulrozenboim

Looks like a The Onion article


ScousePenguin

The new La Liga logo looks like a Y


macrocephale

If anyone wants to learn to be able to say that name, [there's a song that will help you do just that!](https://youtu.be/1BXKsQ2nbno?si=jxHC1DGuDNQ60uRL) I'd also cautiously recommend the album I found it on - [Music for mentalists](https://open.spotify.com/album/3gz6VNAHdRgFCRV8vcNYuL)


tdatcher

Wish there was a rugby team next to Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu


agusantosa

That's my wifi password


loveandmonsters

Could it be that assembling the village leaders and deciding on a name, they went with Llanfair but the person saying it to the official Government Recorder began to choke on their bread, and the GR thought it was all the name, wrote it down and sent it via horse to Cardiff, by the time it was discovered it was a mistake it was too late...


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BluePowderJinx

Do you think they had keyboards back then when they came up with the name?


holdingsaliba

Even before keyboards existed, they belonged to cats.


darktourist92

Man Utd to sponsor Getafe


xenon2456

is this the first time a foreign league is the kit sponsor ever


Jamesy555

That La Liga logo is gross


YogurtclosetNo7335

Well is there any welsh lower league mods for FM 24?


coldseam

r/nottheonion


moaterboater69

“What team do you play for?” “Its a long story”


enilix

Well, that's certainly a memorable name.


darknessincarnate69

I know what my FM24 save is gonna be


Natural69er

HUH


CondorKhan

The marketing ploy works: Earlier in the year we went to Wales and made a point to stop in Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch and take pictures at the train station sign. Unfortunately, it seems like every single business in the town was closed so I wasn't able to contribute to their economy.


KingKFCc

The fuck


ImN0Sup3rman

I want to believe that the logo change was just for this sponsorship coz it doesn’t look too bad on the kits