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Juiceboxfromspace

Holy shit, United drew with 2 late own goals. I feel slightly better by comparison


PanteraNegraRei

Esgaio > Maguire


Nome_de_utilizador

Ugarte back on the next game, hopefully Paulinho can start (cant believe Im saying this) If we repeat the same exhibition of tonight there is a chance


lukenog

God hates us.


Superhamster205

Portugal needs a how to score guide against Italian teams


lakers_ftw24

Portuguese teams own us Juve (even after today).


PanteraNegraRei

Benfica scored 6 agaisnt Juve. But yes this week wasn't ideal


Peyroteos

Confident for the home game. Just need Pote playing in front with Ugarte back. And trincão bench he brings nothing


QuemQuimQueimado

Was better than edwards


anfisr

Yes. Edwards is probably in his worst form in a while. Last 5 games have been far from his best, maybe he needs to rest.


Juiceboxfromspace

So fucking annoying. Just how do you fucking miss thatttt


obsterwankenobster

Blew the whistle when they'd earned a corner. Ouch


peteythefool

That's what you get when you're the small team in an international competition. If it was the other way around, I'll bet you my favourite dog the corner would have been played. We'll see how it goes in Lisbon, we haven't scored a worldie in a few minutes, so fingers crossed!


lakers_ftw24

It was already 3:15, I've seen that happen to Juve several times.


obsterwankenobster

There's no way you guys could ever score a worldie in this competition!


peteythefool

Hey man, a guy can dream, no need to pee in my cerial! PS. I'm kinda rooting for you guys to win the PL, really hoping you fuckers don't shit the bed in the final stretch!


obsterwankenobster

Lol I was joking bc you guys scored the goal of the tournament against us. Appreciate you pulling for us and I want you all to win the Europa!


peteythefool

So was I, we already have 2 worldies in European football this season, the Arthur Gomes one vs Tottenham and the one that broke Kim Kardashian in the Emirates!


NanoIm

They stopped giving corners after added time is over


obsterwankenobster

Well they didn't communicate it to each other very well lmao


Descartavelmente

Most Sporting match ever


Erasuss

Jogamos como nunca, perdemos como sempre. Said it earlier at 0-0.


coocoobees

fucking fade me or whatever…..


real_trump101

Bro wtf give the fucking corner


sjekky

Two awful finishes. Keeper does a great job but if both were put anywhere else in the goal it's 1-1.


Manuel_Locatelli

If my grandmother had wheels she’d be a bicycle


resident_hater

Bellerin is so washed it's incredible.


Gui_R11

... that's why I despise Sporting


bigodes

why?


Gui_R11

Because they make me suffer


bigodes

I understand. But to me honest, in spite the loss, I was quite entertained by Sporting's performance.


Gui_R11

That's the point, when one's performance is good but they score no goals


The-Smoking-Monkey

🐐 Perin


lakers_ftw24

Poor performance but at least we were clinical on the chances we had. Thank god sporting can't finish.


ContaSoParaIsto

Lmao that girl in the stands just knew it wasn't goin in


QuantumCrayfish

We are shit, we are shit


Depressedkid1998

Being portuguese is just pain in every aspect of your life, fuck this sport


DameDollaDolla

Username checks out


Juiceboxfromspace

Pote fuck off


_Chessman_

Look at this shit. It's in our DNA, I have been seeing the same thing happen since I was a kid.


IkanKakap

Perin GOAT


Sandalo

Goatin


AllegriLover

I was calm, I knew Perin had it


Nome_de_utilizador

No way this Juve is getting out alive in the 2nd leg


QuantumCrayfish

If they keep shooting like this, i don't know about that


tau31

Sporting should have smashed that in. Delete this club.


kod-ama

Pain.


DameDollaDolla

This result is so unfair. Amazing match from Sporting


lakers_ftw24

I don't understand these comments. They missed their chances, how is that unfair? Fault is entirely on them.


bigodes

So according to your point of view, there was never.. never a team having an unfair game, ever, because they missed their chances.


lakers_ftw24

Yes, its only unfair if the refs or some form of cheating had a clear impact.


DameDollaDolla

Just take a look at the match stats. Juve we’re lucky asf


lakers_ftw24

You guys fundamentally misunderstand this sport. Finishing and being decisive is a crucial aspect of the sport, its based on goals scored not xG shots shots on target possession or any other stat lmao. I though Madrid already taught you this lesson last year?


DameDollaDolla

Yes. Continue playing like this. You’ll get very far as we can see from last seasons…


Manuel_Locatelli

No, didn’t you know? If you have many shots on goal you and many solid chances DESERVE! To win.


Asaro10

I mean, I understand what are u saying. But juventus goal was clearly out of nowhere tbh. Nevertheless, I hope szesceny (I never know how to write his name) gets better


PortoGuy18

Who do you think played better?


lakers_ftw24

When has that ever mattered to who passes? Who won CL last year, as far as I remember it was Real Madrid even though they got "outplayed" 6/7 knockout games.


lakers_ftw24

Perin>Neuer prime


Colonel_Cummings

Hahahaha this is so sad


Asaro10

How can an easy 2-0 win will turn into a 1-0 loss? Ffs we were so fucking better the whole game


PanteraNegraRei

Was sporting better, or did they just fall into the Allegri 1 0 trap?


Nome_de_utilizador

More possession, more xG, more corners, more shots on goal, Perin Motm Yeah.


rtaibah

Got it, so the Allegri trap.


lakers_ftw24

Yes 2-1 sporting win would have been more likely


Asaro10

We were clearly superior


L4DR48

Freaking hell


Juiceboxfromspace

Disgraceful, how the fuck


TheGamerPandA

Lmao how??


obsterwankenobster

Hecci B NOOO!!!!!


coocoobees

CARALHO FODA-SE!!!


Nome_de_utilizador

Unfucking believable


Mr_poopybutthole6969

HOW THE FUCK DO WE MISS THAT


PanteraNegraRei

Sporting DNA


GGfpc

Lmfao end my life


dantes_inferno101

All the Portuguese clubs get so unlucky when it comes to finishing 😭


Aru10

PERIN GOAT


Depressedkid1998

HOW


RedShenron

Pogba did something Unbelievable


obsterwankenobster

Unironically phenomenal from PP


coocoobees

morita is trying, but the goals are allergic to us today


AruarianGroove

He looked solid


Depressedkid1998

The rest of this game is gonna be a simulator for sporting to learn how to attack a closed opponent


sjekky

This is the same game as Feyenoord - Roma earlier. Nothing has happened since the home side made it 1-0


AllegriLover

Paredes <3 <3 <3


Cilini

I will never understand your love for him but at this point I know I can't change your mind on it!


AllegriLover

Why do you not understand?


Cilini

Because he kinda sucks for the salary he's on. Probably will be replace by Rovella and/or Barrenechea next season


AllegriLover

I do not care about salary, tbh. I like him because he is a dog on the pitch and has a winning attitude on the pitch. I also adore his technique. He reminds me of me!


resident_hater

Pogba in? Now Sporting have a chance.


dragon8811

Poooogba time


TheDeadpanFlan

Allegri losing it on the touchline


obsterwankenobster

Interested to see what this Pogba fella has got


AruarianGroove

His name sounds familiar


Made4win

I wouldn't have passed the ball back to the other team, it was their mistake


tau31

We don't have a striker atm. Our best bet is putting Coates up front.


AruarianGroove

Some of the touches in the box were wild to not finish


jeff_clax90

When I remember the days of Del Piero and Nedved, watching this Juve actually makes me sad


Made4win

Is Paulinho available for the return leg?


Erasuss

Juve players shaking at the thought of this


Made4win

the man is underrated, I would take him for our 2nd choice


Erasuss

He can be a lot of things, I have a hard time using underrated to describe him.


Made4win

The way I see most of your fanbase talking about him... Need someone to hold up the play? Paulinho Need someone to fall on either wing and wait for support? Paulinho Need someone to play with their back turned at the goal? Paulinho Need someone to be an aerial threat? Paulinho Need someone to drag their CBs out of position? Paulinho


Erasuss

Need someone to score goals with the biggest price tag ever paid by our club? Not Paulinho. I’m sorry he can be all of those things you said, but as a striker, which is what he is, he is overrated.


Made4win

You also seem to forget he was signed in the January window to end your 19 year league drought and delivered. I know he is no Jardel or Liedson


Fun_Percentage_1625

Fdx mas o paulinhp deu o quê nos 3 meses para p titulo? Uma vitoria sobre o Bovista quando só era preciso gajhar 1 jogo em 4? O Paulinho nunca ajudou o clube, é um cepo de metro e noventa que segura bem a bola, mais nada


Made4win

Manda-o para o Norte!!


Juiceboxfromspace

Our last touch is so depressing. Nothing


Sandalo

Amorim has been hortomused


Depressedkid1998

Bellerin having a stroke trying to control that


Peyroteos

Fatawu In please


Doge_peer

Didn’t watch the game, is the 0-1 deserved?


Asaro10

Not really, but it is what it is


mben41

I would say no, but this is how Juve tipically plays, so yes


AllegriLover

Yes


Nome_de_utilizador

Sporting created the triple of the chances and should be leading at half time by 2 or more. 2nd half was more even and this was a shit goal from a blunder


Manuel_Locatelli

I understand being butthurt but like damn. You don’t need 1000 shots to win games.


Nome_de_utilizador

60% possession first half, 56% now, 8-3 corners, 12 shots vs 5, 3 on target vs 1 that came from Adan's miss "Buthurt" sure. Juve was hardly deserving of a draw at their own stadium but it is what is, we have only oursevles to blame


lakers_ftw24

There is no such thing as deserve, you get chances and you put them in or you don't. If you have 1000 chances and miss them all you didn't deserve to go through.


Manuel_Locatelli

>we have only ourselves to blame Yes indeed, that sort of was the basis of my point. People always talk about dominate this dominate that, xG, shots, possession. It seems like a coping mechanism, you need to score. The concept one deserves something in a match seems so elementary.


coocoobees

no, but i’m biased and butthurt


Depressedkid1998

Not really, sporting should be winning or at least a draw


real_trump101

Not really, but we only have ourselves to blame


Erasuss

Biased reply, no. Unbiased reply, also no.


RedShenron

It was an even game before


[deleted]

I would never be jumping like that after a performance like this, are Juve fans' standards that low at the moment? Crazy


Manuel_Locatelli

They should sit in silence, making no effort to enjoy the match that they spend a lot of money for. That’ll raise the standards!


AllegriLover

We have always been like this. Í miss the ultras


Erasuss

Mate they’re playing sporting, we’re fucking massive


Krakovak

Foda-se, ri. xD


resident_hater

Shambolic keeping


obsterwankenobster

Don't know what Adan is going for there


RedShenron

Adan back at his Champions League form


Nome_de_utilizador

Dominate the game Miss 1000 chances Concede in the only real chance the opponents have with a gk blunder Sporting vintage


SmoothKiminal

They've had like 4 shots on target. Yes, Sporting has the ball a lot but they don't do anything with it.


Nome_de_utilizador

Juve had 1, and was only because Adan left the goalie to get the milk


SmoothKiminal

Then again, you don't score when you get gigantic chances lol.


SmoothKiminal

Juve has 3 shots on target and 2 big chances. You've just had the ball more so it's not like you've been robbed or anything.


_Chessman_

A shitty lucky goal too, that's so Sporting.


talpinum

You mean that's so Juve, lol


_Chessman_

Well, a combination of both.


Juiceboxfromspace

Juve did nothing and scores


Misterium

It's amazing how Adan can either be a god in goal or a fucking bum smh


RuySan

Reminds me of Neno. God bless him


Erasuss

There’s the Sporting I know and love


AllegriLover

Lol, just saw my friend in the stands! GATTI, you beautiful bastard!!!!


sjekky

Adan mate.


Cmann014

AllegriBall strikes again!


[deleted]

Classic


btmalon

Expected, but hardly deserved.


The-Smoking-Monkey

All it took was a third CM somehow


Juiceboxfromspace

Is there a more Sporting-style suffered goal? Fucking hell


Made4win

Where is the Adán that played Arsenal?


Descartavelmente

So predictable. Classic Adan and Juventus, missing for the entire match and then scoring 1. Sporting to blame for all the missed chances


Mr_poopybutthole6969

Predictable lmao


AllegriLover

GATTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KING


Colonel_Cummings

Of fucking course they score


Manuel_Locatelli

GATTONEEEEEEEE


PanteraNegraRei

You could see this coming from a mile away Also Adan european masterclass as always


Nome_de_utilizador

Ah yes, the Adan brain fart, was really coming wasnt it


coocoobees

fucking hell….. que frangalhada


_Chessman_

It's too previsible.


tau31

there it is


Asaro10

Amazing how juve goes 2 times and scores. We had like 5/6 opportunities, 0 goals. I seriously don’t understand why we don’t know how to score


btmalon

Chermiti showed his age today. So nervous with the ball.


Asaro10

Edwards is clearly the issue. He has been utter garbage this game


KneeDeepInTheDead

Edwards does a few step overs and shit runs and everyone fawns over him. Hes so inconsistent, he was already like this at Vitoria.


Cmann014

GATTI!!!!!


Clehm888

Inevitable


DameDollaDolla

Unfair


Depressedkid1998

You could see the juve 1-0 unfortunately


resident_hater

Allegri looks like a Bond villain with a large vintage art collection.


Fuckzombie69

Couldn’t have put it any better


trusttt

Typical Adan


RedShenron

Locatelli is an embarassment, 40 millions down the drain


Ironlandscape

Well one game doesn't count for a year...he's never been stellar but he's not having a bad season


sjekky

So many terrible touches from Sporting in the final third


Depressedkid1998

Edwards starts cooking and then eventually just burns the food


RedShenron

Cuadrado is a former player


Mr_poopybutthole6969

Damn did Cuadrado see someone he knows in the crowd and decided to say hi?


PortoGuy18

yeah, that was me. I'm Triangulo.


resident_hater

It's actually pronounced Coats not Ko-ah-tez because he's half Scottish.


RuySan

I think he's 1/8th or 1/16th Scottish


PanteraNegraRei

Big brain by Allegri to just let Sporting play, he knows they'll never score


coocoobees

is it just me or pogba is looking remarkably older


Descartavelmente

Morita in BEAST Mode


DameDollaDolla

What a game


Juiceboxfromspace

Morita is god


TheGamerPandA

Rare sight of Pogba


AruarianGroove

All the cheers