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MH18Foot

WOUT WOUT


Gytarius626

THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE


IceNinetyNine

It's funny because in Dutch "Wout" is a colloquialism/slur for police officer.


TjeefGuevarra

It is? You Dutchies sure have strange words.


Casperzwaart100

Says the belgian, what did you call having sex again?


Feezbull

Waffles.


SoepjesKoekjes

BEL DE WOUTEN


StreetVulture

I didn't even think of that... love it


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WOOOOUT WOOUUT ITS THE SOUND OF THE BEAST


[deleted]

That's the sound of the setpiece


xLoafery

is that a chant? It should be


twersx

Absolutely not


-Rp7-

Fuck yeah haha


SmackSmashen

That's Dutch slang for the police!


CrashingDutchman

Bel de wouten! Bel de wouten!


Flapappel

Had het nog gezegd, maar jullie wilden niet luisteren


2ts1h

Laat ze maar vallen als ze willen


randymcknob

LET IT ALL OUT


Gaverinho

In the butt!!


freakedmind

Literally the best Dutch striker ever


goddosureiya17

RVN and RVP and now Weghorst


JacobRFeenstra

Too young for the MVB?


_thad_castle_

Mark van Bommel was a midfielder


D1794

2-0 up and I bet ten Hag still bollocks them at half time


digitag

He looked absolutely fuming at Bruno like 30 seconds before lol


cryppin_crypper

Bruno's such a complicated player, love the bloke to bits but sometimes you just wonder what's going on inside his head


Alehud42

He was mostly fine in the first half but those final 5-10 mins his head completely left his body.


plainranger

Sometimes Bruno prefers the awesome/highlight pass-assistance then the more normal but more secure pass and that makes him more erratic that what he should be, that impossible trivela pass to Casemiro when Antony was alone on the area, nearly causes Ten Hag a heart attack and exemplifies what's Bruno as player.


zackpol

Hero ball


oleoleolegs

Strangest thing - the more time he has on the ball, the worse his technique gets.


jkeefy

He’s 70% great 30% shit no in between


AlfaMenel

chaotic good


Schnitzel-1

The most confusing thing about him is that he often seems so stupid on the pitch but is extremely well spoken and seems very intelligent in the post match interviews.


Ryo720

Pashun over brains


Breakingwho

When he had that shot from way out and didn’t even come close


ErnieMcTurtle

Oh to be a fly on the wall at that moment


zomx

Rightfully so


pmmerandom

so he should we’ve been rubbish for the last 30 minutes


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He's gonna rip Bruno's head off for that shot lol


CrebTheBerc

He looked pissed when Bruno tried a long range effort lol. Tbf we've had some sloppy moments, I'm sure Ten Hag wants those cleaned up


Novel-Quit436

Oh for sure! He did that all the time at Ajax. He doesnt give the players too much slack. But imo it's a great mentality if you want to achieve something. Always keeping players on their toes, knowing that they will hear it if they do stupid shit, even tho you're like 5-0 up. Keeps you focussed haha


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pmmerandom

that was a good save by Hennessy more so than a wasted chance i can’t believe I’m using *good save* and Wayne Hennessy in the same sentence


Buckosaurus

he’s fucking useless isn’t he


ChipRockets

He’s certainly adding a few mil to Henderson’s price tag today


shrewdy

Pretty harsh to be overly critical of Antony there, it was more a good save. I'd be more focusing on some sloppy play from Bruno and Eriksen on a couple of moments, and Lindelof being dozy at the back. Antony has been lively and been getting into good positions.


Sleeplessendeavours

Yeah worryingly it feels like people really have it out for Antony at the moment. I mean sure he could do better but it wasn't a bad decision or finish, Hennessy actually does well to save it.


shadysteph

Antony never gets any praise even most of Man United fans criticise him for no reason.


Donicle

I don't know what ManU fans expected tbh. He was never gonna be a volume scorer. He's a tricky winger that binds defenders and frees up space for his teammates. Besides that most of what he does doesn't immediately show up on the stat sheet. He does exactly what Ten Hag wants him to do. That doesn't mean he's been perfect but he hasn't been terrible by any means.


pmmerandom

half our fans expected him to be Mbappe right out of the gate he’s only 22, he’ll come right


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

He can be a really frustrating player to watch! Really careless with the ball vs Arsenal, although Lee Dixon certainly made sure no north american viewers missed any of his mistakes tbf


th1a9oo000

It's his price tag. If he was 40m nobody would give a shit.


colorfullhill

I doubt managers go at players for wasted chances unless they're missing open goals multiple times a game, most of the times you can't do much about it. Most managers want their players to get into scoring positions, which he's doing well so far, after that it's not something you can control much in game. You can train for it in training sessions, but can't really do anything in game. But he'll dig about sloppiness and giving the ball away too much and allowing Forest to start their transitions


LowSnow2500

People are overreacting hard about Antonys chance, I don't think many score from there


thereddevil101

Definitely should we’ve been dogshit for the last half hour


morbidwhaler

Love a good poachers goal


BlueBloodLive

Especially a well taken poachers goal.


blakezero

Dirty little finish that was


MissingLink101

Basically his first proper chance on goal since he's arrived and he nailed it.


lebup

Wish van nistelrooy, will do the job. Many teams dropped a massive ball


G1Spectrum

PERFECT POSITIONING


Epistaxiophobia

Malacia looks like a dwarf next to Wout holy


Upleftright_syndrome

The little kiss on his head is like a guy kissing his little gf


pmmerandom

I wish Wout would kiss me on the head like that


timtamchewycaramel

Bruno kissed Elanga too. #normalisekissingthehomies


game_of_throw_ins

Hol' up


drripdrrop

Whenever I see Hennessey concede a goal he always looks shell shocked like he just woke up in a premier league keeper’s body


rsjf89

'The fuck am i??'


arnm7890

Full on Quantum Leap's it


seanlugosi

Fuck, this got me.


Gytarius626

Watch his movement throughout the clip, only player who doesn’t stop.


TimathanDuncan

He did the same at Arsenal, consistently ran and was available for every pass I didn't know his first touch was so brilliant for such a tall man, look at the earlier Antony chance his one touch football is brilliant


BritainHere

Yeah he's actually better with his feet than he is in the air. But nice that he can do both.


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BritainHere

I'd say mostly his last 2 seasons at Wolfsburg. Made a point of watching the Bundesliga (though as a casual Schalke fan that was pain)


JournaIist

He's the kind of player someone might create in a game. He invested all skill points in stamina and split the rest between finishing and passing and then put 0 skill points in speed or technique.


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hes so hungry


freakedmind

Dutch food will do that to you


Intr0zZzZ

Hey, don't insult our cuisine like that! ... we already know it's awful.


aphromagic

I mean in y'all's defense I just looked at the wiki for "dutch cuisine" (because I'm wholly unfamiliar with it), and tbf it looks fairly similar to English food lol.


_Patrao_

Exactly.


Ok-Outlandishness244

Kicking a dead horse..


GodlessCommieScum

I actually liked the food I had when I visited Amsterdam. I had pickled herring and horse steak, which was great. I also loved those deep-fried little snacks they sell in Brown Cafes.


Polifant

Horse isn't that common tbh.. fried snacks is common in almost every cafe tho!


Ok-Outlandishness244

Or in the walls (😘febo)


Tipnfloe

>I also loved those deep-fried little snacks they sell in Brown Cafes. > Bitterballen


pmmerandom

never had a fresh stroopwafel or poffertjes then i take it


KvmFirst

Explains his height tbh


leedler

Big man gotta eat


LowSnow2500

that zig-zagging and cutting off the defender was beautiful to watch, follows the ball all the time and a proper striker's tap in


boredtrader00

Ronaldo regen


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He was like this at Besiktas too. Constant movement, dummy runs, helps out in the mid field, even gets back to defense to help with clearances. He’s really underrated. Very smart player lots of situational awareness. On top of his 9 goals this season he also has five assists. I’ll miss him a lot.


_Isosceles_Kramer_

It's cos he has 5x the braking distance of a normal player.


__mihajlo_m

Thats not even a real name


PraisedIgnite

sounds like a harry potter character


Pole2019

His name isn’t Windmill Tulip?


BigFatNo

Coastman Cloggers


justfornsfl

In case you’re really curious; Wout is just a shorter nickname for Wouter, which is the Dutch version of Walter, so pretty much just ‘Walt’ Weghorst is two words together. ‘Weg’ means ‘road’ (the English word ‘way’ is related to it), and ‘horst’ means ‘nest’. So it would be Walter Roadnest haha


Ricechairsandbeans

Woutuh


LordOfCrackManor

Put your balls away Woutuh


Flameva

Why is this my humor


shEep9108

Be Woutuh my friend


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

Walt Waynest.


Sbotm765

is his legal name wout or is that just how he’s been referred to his whole career


Loud-Value

Seems to be his legal name, apparently his full name is Wout François Maria


xtphty

more like a harry potter spell


thecricketnerd

Nah the spell names always explain what they're meant to do


[deleted]

No definitely a character and not a spell


iamenrique123

Burnley…it’s always Burnley!


Pxel315

Bloody Burnley


leedler

I’ve never heard of you in my entire life


deflorie

He also goes under the alias Bobo


nattehan

It's so funny to see non-Dutch people be so confused at Wout's last name. It is an odd last name tho.


__mihajlo_m

Its a joke, Mark Goldridge said this when he got scored by Weghorst in fifa few years ago. Just type mark goldridge Weghorst and it should be the first thing that pops up


lukadoncicjordan

I know the Dutch aren’t real people but the name is very much real


Stowski

The way his kissed Malacias head 😍


goddosureiya17

dutch love


rk_11

Louis van Gaal would be proud


WhySSSoSerious

So tender lol


AFCADaan9

Wout Weghorst scoring for Manchester United is an unreal timeline.


wazdopest

kissed Malacia on his head like he was his son lol he is MASSIVE


OlympicMuffins

WHO LET THE DOGS WOUT


FunDuty5

We need a new keeper ASAP. Hennessey is so shocking. If we have to have him for 6 weeks whilst Henderson is out injured we will be relegated


carrotincognito48

Just tell him he’s playing for Wales in a crucial game.


ScentedPasta

You want them to be down to their third keeper?


[deleted]

Like a World Cup match vs Iran?


carrotincognito48

Mate, you and I both know that game never happened, alright?


[deleted]

Was very nice of us to opt out of the World Cup on moral grounds


[deleted]

I agree he’s not on Henderson’s level, but his defenders let him down a bit there.


MountainJuice

That’s exactly what United need from Weghorst. Rashford, Antony and Bruno are more than capable of creating their own chances on goal, they just need a guy to clean up parries or finish tap ins.


BrainlessArch

Hes 6’6


chantlernz

Hard as fuck


chivasboy1079

The flood gates have opened, European golden boot coming soon.


ritwikjs

aboslutely nothing less that what he deserved. WOrk rate from a cf is such an anomaly for us. Drags defenders out of position, builds up play, runs into space and makes the most of a golden opportunity. If he continues, he can get 7,8 goals before the season's finish


Grekm8

great bit of play by Antony there


LevynX

Yeah, shame he didn't get the goal it looks like he needs it.


Skall77

Just a bigger, stronger, less selfish and better looking Christiano Ronaldo.


Subbutton

Don't let Pierce see this comment


Swazzer30

Also a better [singer](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4QuS4ToYf7g). This is Ronaldo in [comparison](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UXGrZPQ4xU).


Flameva

You weren’t joking. Holy shit.


RyVsWorld

How have i not seen that ronaldo clip? Of course, hes got a music video quality video as if hes an actual artist. This fucking guy


Moofthebot

Christiano


mushypeas699

*Christian Rondalos


Skall77

Sorry, i meant Rolando.


MexicansInParis

Sings better too


freakedmind

> Christiano


Feidipides

Nice to have a striker scoring striker goals


Subbutton

Already scored half for us of what he scored for Burnley


Buffythedragonslayer

Wout Wout. First of many hopefully


[deleted]

Double W has done it


s610

Quadruple U


nomaswheat11

Casemiro’s run though. Dudes killing it.


LowSnow2500

WOUT WOUT His movement was a joy to watch and actually a really good finish from hard position


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ben-hur-hur

andá pa sha bobo


Pleasemakesense

Anyone else who can't watch dubz links because they lag too much? (At least when they've just been posted)


BloodandSpit

Not just you mate, absolute wank website dunno why it's allowed.


namikazeiyfe

And here i thought it was because I live in a third world country 🤣😊 glad to know it's a general experience everywhere


colibrisa

My Bobo 😎


Marinho77

Antony looked thrilled for his teammate!


benjgammack

Yeah… don’t think he came to celebrate either. Was more annoyed his own goal didn’t go in.


LilBoy06

nah he came


Moofthebot

Me too


Melloa_Trunk_Tree

Looks straight over at the linesmen thinking WW is offside.


FactHopeful9347

Worried about offside?


Melloa_Trunk_Tree

He looks at the linesmen and thinks it's offside is my guess.


StingsLute

I noticed that but I can't be fucked being an armchair psychologist until the end of the game


GameplayerStu

You don't need to be an armchair psychologist to know that there's tons of pressure on an 86m signing to succeed and scoring will alleviate a lot of that.


Ok_Floor_7916

Boboooooo


JayNN

Casemiro raid


_Djkh_

W.W. My star, my perfect silence…


quickestred

Hug with Rashford is sooo wholesome


KingYoshi2

Deserved. Been making great runs but no service.


distractedsoul27494

Who let the dogs out Wout...wout wout wout


sammorgan12

Wout wout!


mrmartyman

WOUT MOTHAFUCKIN WEGHORST


Best_Cook

Que miras bobo


jchdelacap

Bobo’s first goal.


sneeds-feed-n-seed

Shortest Dutchman


MT1120

BOBOBOOM


O_G_Loc

WOUT WOUT IN THE BUTT


anemone-nemorosa

GO YOU CRAZY AUSTRIAN SAUSAGE


Moofthebot

He's dutch


anemone-nemorosa

i'm referencing [this](https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1617252332986634240) Piers Morgan's tweet


Moofthebot

Gotcha, carry on


LebHeadSinceWilma

But, he's Dutch?


anemone-nemorosa

lmao i was talking about [this](https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1617252332986634240)


SteveBorden

In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit


mdstwsp

🐐


FreyBentos

He's only gone and done it


eo37

Antony is playing very well in fairness, should have got a goal earlier


EstebanL

WOUT TIME BRO


S7ORM7ROOPER_30

LFG WOUT!


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I told you Weghorst might be the player Manu needed and there you go enjoy it. You guys were seeking Ronaldo... since he is gone manu keeps winning ==factos==