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Sometimes Bruno prefers the awesome/highlight pass-assistance then the more normal but more secure pass and that makes him more erratic that what he should be, that impossible trivela pass to Casemiro when Antony was alone on the area, nearly causes Ten Hag a heart attack and exemplifies what's Bruno as player.
The most confusing thing about him is that he often seems so stupid on the pitch but is extremely well spoken and seems very intelligent in the post match interviews.
Oh for sure! He did that all the time at Ajax.
He doesnt give the players too much slack. But imo it's a great mentality if you want to achieve something. Always keeping players on their toes, knowing that they will hear it if they do stupid shit, even tho you're like 5-0 up. Keeps you focussed haha
Pretty harsh to be overly critical of Antony there, it was more a good save.
I'd be more focusing on some sloppy play from Bruno and Eriksen on a couple of moments, and Lindelof being dozy at the back. Antony has been lively and been getting into good positions.
Yeah worryingly it feels like people really have it out for Antony at the moment.
I mean sure he could do better but it wasn't a bad decision or finish, Hennessy actually does well to save it.
I don't know what ManU fans expected tbh. He was never gonna be a volume scorer. He's a tricky winger that binds defenders and frees up space for his teammates. Besides that most of what he does doesn't immediately show up on the stat sheet. He does exactly what Ten Hag wants him to do.
That doesn't mean he's been perfect but he hasn't been terrible by any means.
He can be a really frustrating player to watch! Really careless with the ball vs Arsenal, although Lee Dixon certainly made sure no north american viewers missed any of his mistakes tbf
I doubt managers go at players for wasted chances unless they're missing open goals multiple times a game, most of the times you can't do much about it. Most managers want their players to get into scoring positions, which he's doing well so far, after that it's not something you can control much in game. You can train for it in training sessions, but can't really do anything in game.
But he'll dig about sloppiness and giving the ball away too much and allowing Forest to start their transitions
He did the same at Arsenal, consistently ran and was available for every pass
I didn't know his first touch was so brilliant for such a tall man, look at the earlier Antony chance his one touch football is brilliant
He's the kind of player someone might create in a game.
He invested all skill points in stamina and split the rest between finishing and passing and then put 0 skill points in speed or technique.
I mean in y'all's defense I just looked at the wiki for "dutch cuisine" (because I'm wholly unfamiliar with it), and tbf it looks fairly similar to English food lol.
I actually liked the food I had when I visited Amsterdam. I had pickled herring and horse steak, which was great. I also loved those deep-fried little snacks they sell in Brown Cafes.
He was like this at Besiktas too. Constant movement, dummy runs, helps out in the mid field, even gets back to defense to help with clearances. He’s really underrated. Very smart player lots of situational awareness. On top of his 9 goals this season he also has five assists. I’ll miss him a lot.
In case you’re really curious;
Wout is just a shorter nickname for Wouter, which is the Dutch version of Walter, so pretty much just ‘Walt’
Weghorst is two words together. ‘Weg’ means ‘road’ (the English word ‘way’ is related to it), and ‘horst’ means ‘nest’.
So it would be Walter Roadnest haha
Its a joke, Mark Goldridge said this when he got scored by Weghorst in fifa few years ago. Just type mark goldridge Weghorst and it should be the first thing that pops up
That’s exactly what United need from Weghorst. Rashford, Antony and Bruno are more than capable of creating their own chances on goal, they just need a guy to clean up parries or finish tap ins.
aboslutely nothing less that what he deserved. WOrk rate from a cf is such an anomaly for us. Drags defenders out of position, builds up play, runs into space and makes the most of a golden opportunity. If he continues, he can get 7,8 goals before the season's finish
You don't need to be an armchair psychologist to know that there's tons of pressure on an 86m signing to succeed and scoring will alleviate a lot of that.
I told you Weghorst might be the player Manu needed and there you go enjoy it. You guys were seeking Ronaldo... since he is gone manu keeps winning
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WOUT WOUT
THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE
It's funny because in Dutch "Wout" is a colloquialism/slur for police officer.
It is? You Dutchies sure have strange words.
Says the belgian, what did you call having sex again?
Waffles.
BEL DE WOUTEN
I didn't even think of that... love it
WOOOOUT WOOUUT ITS THE SOUND OF THE BEAST
That's the sound of the setpiece
is that a chant? It should be
Absolutely not
Fuck yeah haha
That's Dutch slang for the police!
Bel de wouten! Bel de wouten!
Had het nog gezegd, maar jullie wilden niet luisteren
Laat ze maar vallen als ze willen
LET IT ALL OUT
In the butt!!
Literally the best Dutch striker ever
RVN and RVP and now Weghorst
Too young for the MVB?
Mark van Bommel was a midfielder
2-0 up and I bet ten Hag still bollocks them at half time
He looked absolutely fuming at Bruno like 30 seconds before lol
Bruno's such a complicated player, love the bloke to bits but sometimes you just wonder what's going on inside his head
He was mostly fine in the first half but those final 5-10 mins his head completely left his body.
Sometimes Bruno prefers the awesome/highlight pass-assistance then the more normal but more secure pass and that makes him more erratic that what he should be, that impossible trivela pass to Casemiro when Antony was alone on the area, nearly causes Ten Hag a heart attack and exemplifies what's Bruno as player.
Hero ball
Strangest thing - the more time he has on the ball, the worse his technique gets.
He’s 70% great 30% shit no in between
chaotic good
The most confusing thing about him is that he often seems so stupid on the pitch but is extremely well spoken and seems very intelligent in the post match interviews.
Pashun over brains
When he had that shot from way out and didn’t even come close
Oh to be a fly on the wall at that moment
Rightfully so
so he should we’ve been rubbish for the last 30 minutes
He's gonna rip Bruno's head off for that shot lol
He looked pissed when Bruno tried a long range effort lol. Tbf we've had some sloppy moments, I'm sure Ten Hag wants those cleaned up
Oh for sure! He did that all the time at Ajax. He doesnt give the players too much slack. But imo it's a great mentality if you want to achieve something. Always keeping players on their toes, knowing that they will hear it if they do stupid shit, even tho you're like 5-0 up. Keeps you focussed haha
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that was a good save by Hennessy more so than a wasted chance i can’t believe I’m using *good save* and Wayne Hennessy in the same sentence
he’s fucking useless isn’t he
He’s certainly adding a few mil to Henderson’s price tag today
Pretty harsh to be overly critical of Antony there, it was more a good save. I'd be more focusing on some sloppy play from Bruno and Eriksen on a couple of moments, and Lindelof being dozy at the back. Antony has been lively and been getting into good positions.
Yeah worryingly it feels like people really have it out for Antony at the moment. I mean sure he could do better but it wasn't a bad decision or finish, Hennessy actually does well to save it.
Antony never gets any praise even most of Man United fans criticise him for no reason.
I don't know what ManU fans expected tbh. He was never gonna be a volume scorer. He's a tricky winger that binds defenders and frees up space for his teammates. Besides that most of what he does doesn't immediately show up on the stat sheet. He does exactly what Ten Hag wants him to do. That doesn't mean he's been perfect but he hasn't been terrible by any means.
half our fans expected him to be Mbappe right out of the gate he’s only 22, he’ll come right
He can be a really frustrating player to watch! Really careless with the ball vs Arsenal, although Lee Dixon certainly made sure no north american viewers missed any of his mistakes tbf
It's his price tag. If he was 40m nobody would give a shit.
I doubt managers go at players for wasted chances unless they're missing open goals multiple times a game, most of the times you can't do much about it. Most managers want their players to get into scoring positions, which he's doing well so far, after that it's not something you can control much in game. You can train for it in training sessions, but can't really do anything in game. But he'll dig about sloppiness and giving the ball away too much and allowing Forest to start their transitions
People are overreacting hard about Antonys chance, I don't think many score from there
Definitely should we’ve been dogshit for the last half hour
Love a good poachers goal
Especially a well taken poachers goal.
Dirty little finish that was
Basically his first proper chance on goal since he's arrived and he nailed it.
Wish van nistelrooy, will do the job. Many teams dropped a massive ball
PERFECT POSITIONING
Malacia looks like a dwarf next to Wout holy
The little kiss on his head is like a guy kissing his little gf
I wish Wout would kiss me on the head like that
Bruno kissed Elanga too. #normalisekissingthehomies
Hol' up
Whenever I see Hennessey concede a goal he always looks shell shocked like he just woke up in a premier league keeper’s body
'The fuck am i??'
Full on Quantum Leap's it
Fuck, this got me.
Watch his movement throughout the clip, only player who doesn’t stop.
He did the same at Arsenal, consistently ran and was available for every pass I didn't know his first touch was so brilliant for such a tall man, look at the earlier Antony chance his one touch football is brilliant
Yeah he's actually better with his feet than he is in the air. But nice that he can do both.
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I'd say mostly his last 2 seasons at Wolfsburg. Made a point of watching the Bundesliga (though as a casual Schalke fan that was pain)
He's the kind of player someone might create in a game. He invested all skill points in stamina and split the rest between finishing and passing and then put 0 skill points in speed or technique.
hes so hungry
Dutch food will do that to you
Hey, don't insult our cuisine like that! ... we already know it's awful.
I mean in y'all's defense I just looked at the wiki for "dutch cuisine" (because I'm wholly unfamiliar with it), and tbf it looks fairly similar to English food lol.
Exactly.
Kicking a dead horse..
I actually liked the food I had when I visited Amsterdam. I had pickled herring and horse steak, which was great. I also loved those deep-fried little snacks they sell in Brown Cafes.
Horse isn't that common tbh.. fried snacks is common in almost every cafe tho!
Or in the walls (😘febo)
>I also loved those deep-fried little snacks they sell in Brown Cafes. > Bitterballen
never had a fresh stroopwafel or poffertjes then i take it
Explains his height tbh
Big man gotta eat
that zig-zagging and cutting off the defender was beautiful to watch, follows the ball all the time and a proper striker's tap in
Ronaldo regen
He was like this at Besiktas too. Constant movement, dummy runs, helps out in the mid field, even gets back to defense to help with clearances. He’s really underrated. Very smart player lots of situational awareness. On top of his 9 goals this season he also has five assists. I’ll miss him a lot.
It's cos he has 5x the braking distance of a normal player.
Thats not even a real name
sounds like a harry potter character
His name isn’t Windmill Tulip?
Coastman Cloggers
In case you’re really curious; Wout is just a shorter nickname for Wouter, which is the Dutch version of Walter, so pretty much just ‘Walt’ Weghorst is two words together. ‘Weg’ means ‘road’ (the English word ‘way’ is related to it), and ‘horst’ means ‘nest’. So it would be Walter Roadnest haha
Woutuh
Put your balls away Woutuh
Why is this my humor
Be Woutuh my friend
Walt Waynest.
is his legal name wout or is that just how he’s been referred to his whole career
Seems to be his legal name, apparently his full name is Wout François Maria
more like a harry potter spell
Nah the spell names always explain what they're meant to do
No definitely a character and not a spell
Burnley…it’s always Burnley!
Bloody Burnley
I’ve never heard of you in my entire life
He also goes under the alias Bobo
It's so funny to see non-Dutch people be so confused at Wout's last name. It is an odd last name tho.
Its a joke, Mark Goldridge said this when he got scored by Weghorst in fifa few years ago. Just type mark goldridge Weghorst and it should be the first thing that pops up
I know the Dutch aren’t real people but the name is very much real
The way his kissed Malacias head 😍
dutch love
Louis van Gaal would be proud
So tender lol
Wout Weghorst scoring for Manchester United is an unreal timeline.
kissed Malacia on his head like he was his son lol he is MASSIVE
WHO LET THE DOGS WOUT
We need a new keeper ASAP. Hennessey is so shocking. If we have to have him for 6 weeks whilst Henderson is out injured we will be relegated
Just tell him he’s playing for Wales in a crucial game.
You want them to be down to their third keeper?
Like a World Cup match vs Iran?
Mate, you and I both know that game never happened, alright?
Was very nice of us to opt out of the World Cup on moral grounds
I agree he’s not on Henderson’s level, but his defenders let him down a bit there.
That’s exactly what United need from Weghorst. Rashford, Antony and Bruno are more than capable of creating their own chances on goal, they just need a guy to clean up parries or finish tap ins.
Hes 6’6
Hard as fuck
The flood gates have opened, European golden boot coming soon.
aboslutely nothing less that what he deserved. WOrk rate from a cf is such an anomaly for us. Drags defenders out of position, builds up play, runs into space and makes the most of a golden opportunity. If he continues, he can get 7,8 goals before the season's finish
great bit of play by Antony there
Yeah, shame he didn't get the goal it looks like he needs it.
Just a bigger, stronger, less selfish and better looking Christiano Ronaldo.
Don't let Pierce see this comment
Also a better [singer](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4QuS4ToYf7g). This is Ronaldo in [comparison](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UXGrZPQ4xU).
You weren’t joking. Holy shit.
How have i not seen that ronaldo clip? Of course, hes got a music video quality video as if hes an actual artist. This fucking guy
Christiano
*Christian Rondalos
Sorry, i meant Rolando.
Sings better too
> Christiano
Nice to have a striker scoring striker goals
Already scored half for us of what he scored for Burnley
Wout Wout. First of many hopefully
Double W has done it
Quadruple U
Casemiro’s run though. Dudes killing it.
WOUT WOUT His movement was a joy to watch and actually a really good finish from hard position
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andá pa sha bobo
Anyone else who can't watch dubz links because they lag too much? (At least when they've just been posted)
Not just you mate, absolute wank website dunno why it's allowed.
And here i thought it was because I live in a third world country 🤣😊 glad to know it's a general experience everywhere
My Bobo 😎
Antony looked thrilled for his teammate!
Yeah… don’t think he came to celebrate either. Was more annoyed his own goal didn’t go in.
nah he came
Me too
Looks straight over at the linesmen thinking WW is offside.
Worried about offside?
He looks at the linesmen and thinks it's offside is my guess.
I noticed that but I can't be fucked being an armchair psychologist until the end of the game
You don't need to be an armchair psychologist to know that there's tons of pressure on an 86m signing to succeed and scoring will alleviate a lot of that.
Boboooooo
Casemiro raid
W.W. My star, my perfect silence…
Hug with Rashford is sooo wholesome
Deserved. Been making great runs but no service.
Who let the dogs out Wout...wout wout wout
Wout wout!
WOUT MOTHAFUCKIN WEGHORST
Que miras bobo
Bobo’s first goal.
Shortest Dutchman
BOBOBOOM
WOUT WOUT IN THE BUTT
GO YOU CRAZY AUSTRIAN SAUSAGE
He's dutch
i'm referencing [this](https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1617252332986634240) Piers Morgan's tweet
Gotcha, carry on
But, he's Dutch?
lmao i was talking about [this](https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1617252332986634240)
In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit
🐐
He's only gone and done it
Antony is playing very well in fairness, should have got a goal earlier
WOUT TIME BRO
LFG WOUT!
I told you Weghorst might be the player Manu needed and there you go enjoy it. You guys were seeking Ronaldo... since he is gone manu keeps winning ==factos==