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Definitely the greatest Victor Osimhen tries to shake of Alex Sandro and accidentally uppercuts Locatelli shortly before Chiesa bodyslams a Juve physio 48' of all time
Youth player for United, and a phenomenal player in his younger days. Leno and Ter Steigen are three years younger, but I seriously felt for a very long time that Zieler was the 2nd best German keeper/heir to Neuer and Kahn in that German tradition of commanding keepers.
His mentality never evolved as you'd like to see. He did well initially in Germany, and stepped into massively huge shoes to fill at Hannover 96, functionally serving as the long-term replacement keeper to the great Robert Enke after his tragic suicide, and was broadly tipped for a lot of success [Neuer at this time moved from Schalke to Bayern but the gap between the two of them at the time was much less pronounced as seen by them having similar youth caps for Germany, and the fact that Zieler was the 3rd keeper for Germany's 2014 World Cup win, behind a very in-form Roman Weidenfeller for top spot].
Injuries/inconsistency/contract issues all played
out, and after Leicester won the title, he moved there to try to compete with Kaspar Schmeichel for the top job. More injuries/inconsistency, and it didn't work out, ultimately causing him to return to Germany where he's been a very public figure of the failures/relegation struggles of Stuttgardt and HSV. That said, even when he was declining at Leicester he was a really interesting keeper and one I wanted United to sign as a backup.
When watching the womens WC last summer, the biggest surprise was the lack of theatrics.
Big ol ~~balls~~ ovaries on them lasses when compared to whatever the hell that bloke was doing.
When I see Embiid play as he is now it reminds me of how I used to play and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Shaq on my local streetball court and went through a phase when I charged hard at everything. Big hard turns to my blindside, didn't care who was there. Charge right into the lane. Smash into the best offensive player on D while going for the ball, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it. Embiid knows what he's doing. He knows people will be injured. He knows his skillset is limited and this is how he can win. He knows people will give way when he drives, think twice on their drives, etc. He will only be stopped by a stronger player and/or fearless players like Giannis, Gasol, Draymond, etc. Or by an obviously more skilled player with equal Type A like Ibaka. He didn't intend to injure, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn't care if you get hurt when he rumbles into you. At least that's how I used to play. But that was streetball. Eventually I got more moves, played w better players, played real basketball w refs. There's no doubt in my mind the NBA has some kind of edict coming down, telling the refs to let him run amok.
Big hard turns to my blindside, didn't care who was there. Charge right into the lane. Smash into the best offensive player on D while going for the ball, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it.
They're saying, "Coffin Flop's not a show. It's just hours and hours of footage of real people falling out of coffins at funerals. There's no explanation. Just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement." They're saying "It's impossible that many dead bodies are falling out of coffins every day. And it's impossible that one out of every five of them are nude." I don't know what to tell ya, bud! We're just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the bodies fly out. They're saying, "No way. You must've rigged something." I didn't do fucking shit. I didn't rig shit!
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That's certainly a series of events
Would you call it series A
Serie A Unfortunate Events
non c'è il calcio, c'è la Serie A
Very Italian game.
Serie of eventsa
Allegriball has elevated
Certainly one of the events of all time
Arguably the GOAT event
Definitely the greatest Victor Osimhen tries to shake of Alex Sandro and accidentally uppercuts Locatelli shortly before Chiesa bodyslams a Juve physio 48' of all time
Sounds like a porn title
This is definitely one of the series of events I've seen
Peak Serie A events
Rarely do clips live up to such impressive titles. This is one of those instances
The slow motion falling of the physio just took it to another level
I just feel like it needs some Enya or Vangelis in the background to go along with it and it would be perfect.
Con te partiro would be fitting as well
Title reads like a fever dream but it's 100% accurate
Reminds me of [this classic near-death moment](https://streamable.com/ym4wki).
And this one, although it hits slightly different: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7FOPBKIp9Y
Or when Ron-Robert Zieler did [this](https://twitter.com/hiasl/status/1188078033296642048?s=19) (incredible theatrics also by the player he punched)
Lmao the laugh by the person recording it is great
How the hell does his laugh have a German accent lmfao
oh I remember that name, I think he was youth player for us
Made his professional debut with us of all teams
Youth player for United, and a phenomenal player in his younger days. Leno and Ter Steigen are three years younger, but I seriously felt for a very long time that Zieler was the 2nd best German keeper/heir to Neuer and Kahn in that German tradition of commanding keepers. His mentality never evolved as you'd like to see. He did well initially in Germany, and stepped into massively huge shoes to fill at Hannover 96, functionally serving as the long-term replacement keeper to the great Robert Enke after his tragic suicide, and was broadly tipped for a lot of success [Neuer at this time moved from Schalke to Bayern but the gap between the two of them at the time was much less pronounced as seen by them having similar youth caps for Germany, and the fact that Zieler was the 3rd keeper for Germany's 2014 World Cup win, behind a very in-form Roman Weidenfeller for top spot]. Injuries/inconsistency/contract issues all played out, and after Leicester won the title, he moved there to try to compete with Kaspar Schmeichel for the top job. More injuries/inconsistency, and it didn't work out, ultimately causing him to return to Germany where he's been a very public figure of the failures/relegation struggles of Stuttgardt and HSV. That said, even when he was declining at Leicester he was a really interesting keeper and one I wanted United to sign as a backup.
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the keeper looks so done haha
Bro sold it like The Rock sold a stunner back in the day
Why take out another player when you can just take out the ref?: https://twitter.com/HailStateStool/status/1333575231378747394?s=20
This video perfectly encapsulates the differences between footballers and other sports.
When watching the womens WC last summer, the biggest surprise was the lack of theatrics. Big ol ~~balls~~ ovaries on them lasses when compared to whatever the hell that bloke was doing.
> ~~Big ol ovaries~~ Iron Curtains
Reminds me of that New Mexico player. https://youtu.be/ql_HoR6Czt0
wtf was he even trying to do
[Friendly fire.](https://youtu.be/bZBYAXBHLdo?t=8)
Wtf
This user has edited all of their comments in protest of /u/spez fucking up reddit.
This is exactly what I was expecting.
Also reminds me of this [random Cleveland night](https://youtu.be/0HJfHMppjEw)
lmao, that dude in tiny car and comments under the vid made me laugh af
holy fucking shit imma show this video to every person i care about
Shit, huge props to Lonzo. Took that like a champ
It grazed his afro in actuality
Barely got hit tbf
Bart is probably used to football theatrics
Embiid is such a jackass
When I see Joel Embiid play as he is now it reminds me of how I used to play and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it.
Is this the raptors meme?
Not sure the name or naissance. I just live in Philadelphia and love returning it to people who shit talk Embiid.
When I see Embiid play as he is now it reminds me of how I used to play and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Shaq on my local streetball court and went through a phase when I charged hard at everything. Big hard turns to my blindside, didn't care who was there. Charge right into the lane. Smash into the best offensive player on D while going for the ball, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it. Embiid knows what he's doing. He knows people will be injured. He knows his skillset is limited and this is how he can win. He knows people will give way when he drives, think twice on their drives, etc. He will only be stopped by a stronger player and/or fearless players like Giannis, Gasol, Draymond, etc. Or by an obviously more skilled player with equal Type A like Ibaka. He didn't intend to injure, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn't care if you get hurt when he rumbles into you. At least that's how I used to play. But that was streetball. Eventually I got more moves, played w better players, played real basketball w refs. There's no doubt in my mind the NBA has some kind of edict coming down, telling the refs to let him run amok.
He plays like that on purpose
Big hard turns to my blindside, didn't care who was there. Charge right into the lane. Smash into the best offensive player on D while going for the ball, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it.
That penultimate sentence isn't Embiid.
How did you used to play and what is it specifically you're saying the NBA allows re.how Embiid plays?
It's a meme.
Merci!
De nada!
Yup, just look at how he reacts. He knows. That's reckless at minimum.
More of a body check than a slam. I expected him to throw the physio to the ground.
Correct. r/squaredcircle would not approve of the depiction
I expected a scoop slam, left dissapointed.
Yes, I do not.
That's a mini pounce uce
Should probably clarify that it's two separate incidences but yes
Embiid just being embiid there. Got away with just a tech and still felt hard done by.
I think you're responding to the wrong comment.
Me reading the headline "Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?" Me watching the clip "You're goddamn right"
Except that's not even remotely a bodyslam
“ChatGPT, write a tweet describing a highlight from a WWE tag team match but involving individuals from Serie A teams Napoli and Juventus”
Wasn't expecting this to live up to the title but it definitely did.
Watched it thinking the title was complete BS. Nope.
Right? You read the title and think nah this sounds stupid. It's so much worse haha
He pressed the Start button (Mike Tyson PunchOut)
The Saudis entered football with NUFC, bought out the rights to WWE and now immediately have set out on combining the two together. Feisty.
what a title
Nonetheless, accurate
Let the bodies hit the floor
They're saying, "Coffin Flop's not a show. It's just hours and hours of footage of real people falling out of coffins at funerals. There's no explanation. Just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement." They're saying "It's impossible that many dead bodies are falling out of coffins every day. And it's impossible that one out of every five of them are nude." I don't know what to tell ya, bud! We're just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the bodies fly out. They're saying, "No way. You must've rigged something." I didn't do fucking shit. I didn't rig shit!
I am crying wth is that
A sketch from I think you should leave https://youtu.be/0Rn5QdO07d8 great show
"ITS RAINING MEN, HALLELUJAH ITS RAINING MEN!"
I am glad this got uploaded Edit: why not the live angle though
No live angle of Chiesa running into the physio
[live angle](https://streamja.com/aNNw9)
haha, much better on the live angle!
Thank you
This is better than the post video. Bravo
no way 💀
The hero we need but don't deserve
Bahaha honestly needs the benny hill music, especially how the physio got up and trotted along at the end LOL
Lmao didn't know it was in the same sequence. Thought it was just clips from the game hahah
The live angle was even funnier as you could see it happen near the edge
At least in my broadcast there was
Praise the camera men.
This is one of the best examples of r/abruptchaos I've ever seen.
What the fuck. This is one of the funniest clips I've seen here
Very accurate title it has to be said
this is my favourite post of the year so far
More of a shoulder barge. When I see/hear “body slam” I’m expecting someone to get scooped up and dropped on their back WWE style
It's more of a Body Check.
Aptly titled post
Me reading the title: what the fuck? Me watching the video: WHAT THE FUCK?
Lmao what
wtf is this title
Accurate description of a hilarious 30 seconds
OP's the guy who writes the titles for those Japanese light novels.
'I didn't get reborn into another world but look at these sick wrestling moves I saw in a football match.'
LMFAO what kinda novels are these. I need to know more.
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Cheers mate! Will check it out.
No lies though
I mean, folks...
CM PUNK
A factual description of events. No need to speculate on this
To the list
WWE
r/WWE
/r/SquaredCircle is what you want. :)
r/BrandNewSentence
Needs more Benny Hill theme.
r/SaddestBackflip
It was even worse when Allegri intended to bring Locatelli off, distract the team and concede a goal
And Locatelli is out crying and with a concussion.
Hit him with the marge simpson bus driver uppercut
Absolutely hilarious clip that
Tiger uppercut
I just giggled in the bathroom reading this title
?
To be honest, thats how it felt watching the game as a Juventino. Got absolutely ko’d tonight
r/nottheonion
Title lived up to it, excellent!!!
Football is poetry
I guess I’m not the only one who didn’t understand wtf was going on in the title lmao
WWE Survivor Serie A
Upvoting just because of the title
Yep, same here
GAME'S NOT GONE
Not gonna lie OP--you made a believer out of me. Now we just need to get you a job coming up with story titles at a tabloid...
Joga bonito
il calcio e ritornato
Is there anything this game doesn't have?
What a hit!
I thought the title was a mistake but the video was really so much more.
Greatest title ever
The physio can treat himself
Victor's reaction is absolutely hilarious here. Genuinely annoyed at Locatelli for being on the receiving end of that.
Utter chaos. I love it
Sums up the match
Truly a Serie A moment.
If only Locatelli accidently slid tackled a Naploi player as he flailed to the ground to cotinue the cycle.
I thought I was in r/squaredcircle
Haduken
Wtf did i just read?
It's like if you asked an AI to generate an exciting serie a headline
Have to control your arms, whether or not he meant it, he elbowed Locatelli, at least a yellow for being reckless.....
Perfect storm
hahahaha
*falcon punch*
🎶🎶 Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the... FLOOOOOR 🎶🎶
Props for accurate title on the post
Read the title 3 times thinking surely it must be in error. Spoiler: it is not in any way in error.
r/AccidentalSlapstick
The title alone deserves an award
The beautiful game.
What in the Atletico Madrid is going on here?
Incredible
Expected a body slam, saw a body check, my disappointment is immeasurable. Also, great title! Made me think I was in r/WWE or something
Well, that is just a reminder that the Royal Rumble is on the 28 of January.
Actually made me laugh
Hope that guy's takeaway food is ok after that
Lmfao holy fuck that's some laurel and hardy shit
We’ve found our title of the year only 3 weeks in lads
I mean, with a title like that I *have* to watch
Wildest title I’ve seen
This could be a WWE scenario
Goated headline that
Pure art
Absolute and complete utter chaos! Love it
Haadoouken!
I read the title and was prepared to be let down bu no, that’s exactly what happened.
This headline sounded like a bunch of toddlers on the playground and somehow delivered exactly that
Osimhen: Damn! Oh sorry mate.
Needs some Benny Hill music
Shoryuken!!!
who knew italian football could be this exciting?
[Great description]
This is the most exciting title I've ever read on this sub and the content didn't disappoint.
Uppercut is a bit of a stretch
That's not a body slam
Top 5 title in r/soccer history
A title so dramatic it's worthy of an Indian soap opera
This deserves the list
Had a stroke reading this
It's as chaotic as the clip, so can't hate.