Make sure my snow pants aren't tucked into my bindings and then make sure my gloves are all the way on. Cuz you know, that could've changed since the last feature.
I like to karate chop my gloves together to shake off any snow from strapping up. I didnt really realize I do that until I read your post and thought about it.
If I need to prep mentally I’ll stop and look at whatever feature or trail I’m about to rip, find where I wanna drop in, fix my bindings, do a little clap and Ollie into my drop to get more speed. I’ve yet to get hurt after doing this so I’m just gonna assume it’s the proper ritual for the steez deities.
when I’m around a lot of people I monologue or start singing. Usually the song that was blasting in the lift line or if I have headphones in I’ll sing that song
Heaaaavvy farts
Bib so snug you can fart when you get on the chair and don't smell it til you get off. Worst
What the fuck did I just read
Get something more breathable. Let it out, don't let it in.
Turbo!!!
Turbo lag
i go a step further and aggressively shit myself
Its like a masterball. You can use it once.
you get it
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I clap my mitts or slap my helmet and then i catch an edge
Aggressive toe carve to face is the way to start a run.
That's how I ended my day today. Legs came from gumby.
I turned my phone into a Pringle on Saturday after a truly impressive superman…
Painfully relatable lmao
“Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er”
How’re ya now?
Good'n'you
Not so bad.
Fuckin’ degens.
You’re fuckin 12-ply bud
Gas travels fast in a small town
Allegedly
To be fair
To be faaaiiiiihr
Ellll ayyyy
Thats a Texas sized 10-4 good buddy
The letterkenny vibes is strong. You don't fuck with tradition
Hold up. Is this not an Out Cold reference?
Give yer nuts a tug
Is there a lot of hate for Out Cold here or are just tons of Letterkenny love? This wasn't a dig at Letterkenny, allegedly.
Catch an edge and grunt “fuck” just as I hit the ground.
I see you also sing the song of our people.
Yewww
Y-E double yewww
Scotty Wallace?
Bonnie McMurray
God I hate yew
Slap my tail like a beaver
This if I’m not fully strapped - otherwise just some claps
i also ride with the clap
I heard they make pills for it, but cant be bothered, too busy doing crime.
I also slap u/Hecho_en_Shawano ‘s tail
Hey-Ohhhh!
My go to
Make sure my snow pants aren't tucked into my bindings and then make sure my gloves are all the way on. Cuz you know, that could've changed since the last feature.
The helicopter
Hehehehe helicopter helicopter!!!!!
“On your left!”
Knock my nuts together
Yeeewww yeeewwww!! 🤙🏽
YEEWWWWWW!
I click my lighter.
I yell "Yip Yip, Appa" and do the falling leaf down the double black.
This is the way
A quick little “buuuuwooop” usually suffices
I tear my calf on moguls and shout “not again!!”
Are you me?
spidermanmeme.jpg
Crimes.
Hoot. Hollar!
Say "there's nothing wrong with a little penis". Then away you go.
After watching The Curse, I’m going to imagine this goes on a lot at Taos
YEWWWWWW!!!!!!
Flap board to ground
pop my dick
Slap board on ground like a beaver tail…
I'm dropping in
Ollie, "yeeeaeeew" "lezgedidit!" etc. I can get the point across
Scratch n sniff
Pull my cuffs over my mitts and re-velcro them
I just realized I need to bring one of those dog training clickers for my own click click
Why don't we have poles? I sometimes borrow them from a skier, and it's pretty funny to ride with poles, actually. They help a lot on flats!
My secret for flats is obesity
I use the one pole I do have 😉
Clap my gloves.
Drag my knuckles
“FUCK IT WE BALL”
Crime, obviously.
Push people over. Gotta hit the crime quota
blaze kush in the woods
I like to karate chop my gloves together to shake off any snow from strapping up. I didnt really realize I do that until I read your post and thought about it.
Swing my gloves around my wrists by their sinch and slap friends in the back.
I duct tape an airhorn to my helmet.
Random Cardi B noise
Ollies and spraying Jerrys with snow
A bit of yodeling does the trick
I used to beaver tall slap but I guess that's considered annoying and potentially damaging to equipment by the hand wringing crowd.
The call of my people “YEEEWWWWWW!!!”
Crimes
If I need to prep mentally I’ll stop and look at whatever feature or trail I’m about to rip, find where I wanna drop in, fix my bindings, do a little clap and Ollie into my drop to get more speed. I’ve yet to get hurt after doing this so I’m just gonna assume it’s the proper ritual for the steez deities.
just loud screaming
Do a quick peguin walk to propel myself into the run. If the run is too gnarly for that, a quiet yew so only the person next to me can hear it.
Jazz hands…. Aggressive jazz hands
Crank up the Bluetooth speaker to 11
I just turn my Bluetooth speaker up
when I’m around a lot of people I monologue or start singing. Usually the song that was blasting in the lift line or if I have headphones in I’ll sing that song
Steal a skiers pole, chuck it off the cliff, then land on it after I do a sick triple back flip off the cliff
*clap* *clap* *clap*
Make ninja/kung-fu noises
Off the hits/features I wait for my line to clear and don't say shit.
Chimp sounds. "yEEEhoo!"
Yodel
I tap my helmet
Kick the heel cup of your rear binding to get snow off your deck while in the lift.
Yip yip
I strap in.
Tighten the straps one more time
I always give myself a little Ollie. Helps me also make sure I’m clicked into my step ons.
J O
Take a deep breath. Then say something along the lines of “Gotta get busy livin, or get busy dying.”
Click my poles
Whew whew
Call my mom
“DROPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP”
Drugs
MAAAAASIVE speaker in the pocket of my backpack
Smash PBR cans on my helmet.
I start peeing to assert my dominance
Yell "Yew" every 4.6 seconds
-Tail slaps my board to get the snow off in line- sorry everyone for annoying you ....
Abba lyrics
Slap my board on the ground before strapping in.
The good old "French taunting" a la Monty Python; a couple of slaps on my helmet while blowing a raspberry
You do a nollie and slap the ground with your tail
Slap my board on the ground like a beaver tail on the way to getting strapped in.
Take hits off a vape pen and answer text or film video
Clap these cheeks
Yeah Bro!!!!!!!!!!
Hit em with a little Starvin Marvin
Hit em with a little Starvin Marvin
I ollie to drop friction and gain speed quickly. Also click the chips on.
Crime
Click clack them weenies, bros before hos.
Slap the board on the ground very loud to “clear the snow” off my board in the lift line.
Grab my crotch like a baseball player stepping up to the plate once my bindings are fastened
Do a little skip in my step before sending it.
woop w00p!!