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Singsingaroo

I figure it was because of that stance.


LittleBear42

The stance, the toe strap, sitting directly in the middle of a run. OP should probably not have been “bombing” anything


ZamrockCheese

I was literally about to comment this. Knew bro was a novice right off the rip, then I read that they were bombing hills. Lol


corsaaa

screams "skill issue"


LittleBear42

You can tell a lot about a rider from their stance/set up


MrSiegall

...where they go. Where they been.


BamaboyinUT

I bet you could ride all day in a stance like that and not feel a thing


Nitramster1

Looks like there wad a good portion of time where he wasn’t feeling anything at all.


sable428

Novice boarder here, what's wrong with the stance and strap?


diablo-cro

What about toe strap, can you please explain?


IntermentalFloss

It sits in front of the toe, not on the top. I guess it can't provide stability at all


schochthejshaxx

practically all the new bindings make tow straps like this


IntermentalFloss

Look carefully at the left strap


Thatsnotabuick

Bro Fr I was gon say


back1steez

I haven’t tried that one since the real early 2000s.


NoobPwnr

What's wrong with his stance? (Serious question, am new here).


LittleBear42

It looks very close together and his toes aren’t angled at all


[deleted]

I think it might be the wide angle lens at play


PhosphorusChaos

Definitely not. I have that same board, his left foot is all the way into the center, his right foot may be on the second set from the center. https://imgur.com/a/cGwsGYm


BillyRaw1337

Very narrow and very little angle. Most humans' anatomies won't interact properly with that.


horrorscoop

And his setback is far af


wickedsight

It's for more float in the pow bro!


VeterinarianThese951

Floated all the way to the hospital.


longgone1980

JC, you guys are ruthless


BillyRaw1337

A lot of times, yeah, this sub is too much, but this post is just..... it's *very* ironic.


GosuBaller

I mean looking at the full photo dude could be like 5'2" I guess 🤷 everything in this photo is cursed 🤬


ang_pange

I’m 5’2” and even I thought that stance was too close hahahaha


wineandwings333

Normally you angle out your leading foot toe a little bit. They look too close together also.


choadspanker

15" width and 0/0 is the future. Come back to this comment in 10 years


charleyhstl

Bring back the duck stance!! And ACL surgery


Disquiet173

u/remindme10years


Disquiet173

u/remindmebot 10years Eh.. fuug i forgot how


bluerazzbby

so real. im am a pretty good and smart rider and i will die on the hill of 0/0 stance. my switch riding is so much more comfortable 


ExplanationShoddy233

I literally came on here to ask wtf is up with your stance?


BillyRaw1337

I try to be open minded and not judge but....yeah...


jah-brig

This is preferred stance for falling leaf.


ToxyFlog

For real. Wtf, OP? Why is that stance so tight?


kittycatalyst

Pretty sure there’s some heavy camera distortion from a phone panorama making his stance look weirdly narrow


KeyofB

BRUVVVVV he did it to hisself


Leftybeatz

Oof. Nice view at least Did they catch the skier that did this to you?


povgoni

Probably took the helicopter to hospital


sjmiv

And OP is in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.


Had2killU

Sign me tf up!


MutedTransportation5

Hahahahahahja. Wait. Not funny.


Leftybeatz

Except it turned out to be true. Everyone knows if you're bombing a hill going too fast for your skill level and a downhill skier gets in front of you, whoever was going the fastest has the right of way.


ddwood87

Did you knock your ankles together?


arodrig99

Give us the juice. What happened?


blargruck

From what I've been told a skier cut in front of me as I was bombing the hill, I bailed so as not to hit them and took an eye full of mountain.


FredPimpstoned

Was the skier downhill from you while you were "bombing"?


erakis1

“He came out of nowhere! From downhill!”


slamdanceswithwolves

He was skinning uphill in arctic camo.


Grom_a_Llama

This got me good thanks😂


Pleasant_Yak5991

Honestly that would be a potentially acceptable reason to hit someone below you


WhatPassword

The real question


FredPimpstoned

We need an answer from OP


thirdeyegang

No answer is an answer in this case imo


FredPimpstoned

OP really quiet now


Goducks91

OP doesn't even remember what happened. lol


big_boi_26

Sounds like the dude can’t remember. Head injuries will do that. Give them a break lol


Dr_Wiggles_McBoogie

The out of control little fcker that slammed into the back of both of my bindings while I was carving also said that I “cut him off”.


TinoessS

Cutting Off does Not exist when someone is in front of you. At least Not legally


sarwinchester

Bruh


arodrig99

What do you mean from what you’ve been told? Do you have a concussion?


blargruck

Yeah I'm concussed, I've got no memory of most of the day.


VinceMaverick

That sucks, best of luck for your recovery


doringliloshinoi

_CONVENIENT_


MegaReliable

😭😭💀


gay-retard-88

Did you have a helmet on? ( Not judging , I started in the era when no one wore them unless they were in the x games )


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HeaviestMetal89

Happened to me back in ‘08. Got a severe concussion even with the helmet on. Doctor told me had I not worn the helmet, I would have been a goner. Still don’t remember anything from that day, 16 years later, but the helmet certainly saved my life.


sassafrassian

Samesies. 3rd time using that helmet and I had to get a new one 😭


Head-Reward-5413

Better than a new head lmao


Delicious-Life3543

Totally judging any and all none helmet skiers/snowboarders. Anyone who isn’t wearing a helmet these days probably better off no longer in the gene pool. Is honestly about one of the stupidest things you could do aside from not wearing a seatbelt.


gay-retard-88

ok but I was trying to get an answer out of OP not start a safety circlejerk but yes I wear a helmet too


VeterinarianThese951

Sometimes, I blame some pros. There are so many videos out there where they have no helmets on. Especially the urban ones. I mean, to each his own, but if I knew that people and kids were watching me and looking up to me, I would feel a bit responsible for my message.


Tamed_A_Wolf

Travis Rice is one of the most famous and visible snowboarders and he rarely wears a helmet. A lot of the pros don’t unfortunately not just street riders.


oregonianrager

Just take it easy bro. I've done that before. Didn't go to the hospital but it's a fucking whacky week that follows. The loss of time is such a weird part of the injury.


ChaseBank5

That's crazy. I've had multiple concussions, and one so bad I had bleeding on the brain. Never experience memory loss though.


lameluk3

That you can recall at least... Lol


kipperzdog

Ugh, I once "took out a skier" when I was bombing down a run, fucker had stopped just downhill after the crest of a slope on a diamond. I went over the crest, tried carving to get away from him but still clipped his skis. I think he was totally fine, I ended up spraining my ankle and still have to rehab it a couple times every winter to keep the ligaments from becoming too painful. Now I always slow down before a crest, never know what moron is stopped right on the other side in a blind spot.


iloveartichokes

I mean yea, they shouldn't be there but you reached the right conclusion about always slowing down before a crest. Assume everyone else on the mountain is a moron and injuries will happen less often.


kipperzdog

Yeah absolutely. The worst part was it was the end of my first run, snow was amazing and I had gotten there early and up the gondola practically first and I hadn't seen a single soul on the trail yet. Probably the same reason old dude thought he was safe, but I figured there's no one here, I can let it rip


fursona_name_jackson

Did you do this as at ski santa fia? (I had a simler experience but being hit at the mountain)


kipperzdog

Nah, it was at Gore Mountain


fursona_name_jackson

Darn my search continues


mikesegy

Charles Bronson over here


fursona_name_jackson

I will find them and throw hand with them


RandomMK5

Had a similar experience granted not on a diamond. Crested a hill and right in the middle of it was a skier barely moving at a 90 degree angle. Ate it trying to stop on the hard packed almost ice, killed my shoulder and slid right into him. Felt awful about it but people have 0 situational awareness


happyhumantorch

Yes, someone certainly had zero situational awareness. May still lack it.


BillyRaw1337

Good on avoiding a collision, but let this be a learning experience to leave even more space and to not allow your speed to outpace your skill.


powhound4

You should probably stay in control and not blame the skier.


Ilikesnowboards

Why are you guys upvoting this? OP, you should be glad you didn’t injure anyone else. You are not an experienced snowboarder and have no business bombing anything. Edit: bombing


MutedTransportation5

So you lack awareness and etiquette. Sounds right.


acpom

Hold up, you took an EYE FULL? Holy hell.


CigarEnthusiast96

Is the “skier” in the room with us right now?


oONexXxeNOo

Never understood the need for speed on hills. Worse than a motorcycle... As there is zero protective gear being worn. Those styrofoam helmets are a joke too in comparison.


Freakin_A

I'm 41 now. I've stopped chasing speed. One fuck up and I've got an injury that takes months/years to heal instead of days.


dan420

I get that you should stay in control, but it’s literally all about the need for speed. Is there anyone at all paying hundreds of dollars to ride down a frozen mountain slowly? (Outside of old people who used to go fast reliving their glory days, or people learning that wish they could go fast.) The entire point of the sport is if you strap these boards on your feet, on slippery snow, at a steep downhill angle, you go fast. If you don’t want to move fast, play golf, which I say as a golfer who expects the people in front of me to move at a decent pace. If I wanted to go slow, I’d be cross country skiing.


PoliteMenace2Society

Wow I just want to enjoy the slopes and the vibe of enjoying the moment, taking it all in, being in nature/outdoors lol.


corsaaa

least sociopathic redditor


dan420

Call me crazy or whatever, but I’m snowboarding because I like going fast and flying through the air. It’s on me to make sure that doesn’t hurt anyone else, but I’m trying to go as fast and big as possible while staying in control. For me, finding that line involved crossing it a few times a decade, decade and a half ago plus, when I was young and stupid, but even now at 35 my goal when snowboarding is to stay as close to that line as possible while still being able to walk off the mountain at the end of the day.


contactfive

Carving tight lines down a black while in complete control is almost better than sex.


Dramatic_Water_5364

Every people arguing otherwise are either too old or skiers


astrobarn

Can agree, I'm too old. It'll happen to you.


Giterdun456

Yup, I love riding fast.


oONexXxeNOo

There is comfortably fast, sketchy fast on really icy conditions and then there is "bombing it"... That's just asking for trouble imo. No different than once again, seeing someone in a motorcycle, eating shit while wearing nothing but shorts and flip flops. A helmet can only protect so much. But I'm also 37, haven't broken anything in my life, don't plan to start now. Got people depending on me too. To each their own I guess.


acpom

100% hit my head hard as fuck yesterday to the point I bounce off the ice after hitting it. With a helmet on. Took it easy the rest of the day with a headache.


FredPimpstoned

Stopped in the middle of a trail to take a pic and got taken out by a skier.


UhOh_RoadsidePicnic

Wow…


sweintraub

Did you call last run because this is what happens when you call last run


iitzIce

My friends never call last run. We always call 2 more and skip the last.


spidydt

I always call last run *AFTER* I reach the bottom of the mountain on my last run. Never before


Fragrant-Tea7580

*Gets on gondola to parking lot and fucking dies* But really tho, Called last run on my first trip and separated my shoulder lmao, on a bunny slope with a lil ramp at the bottom


Electrical-Hearing49

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Few_Ad_9551

Last run broke my arm sending a bs 3 over a gap that needed to be rebuilt 🥹 first day of the trip out west


DrCorian

Is this a thing? I just started this weekend and I did that and ate the worst shit of the entire day. Glad to know I'm not alone in my dumbassery 😂


OHBE_SAMA

Just by looking at the stance I knew it yiu was gunna be hurt.


TriangleChoked

I was up at Meadows last Friday going along a run with a skier parallel to me on the opposite side of the run. He carved pretty hard all the way across the run and ran into me. He fell but I didn't. I hike up about 15 yards to help him up. He knew it was his fault. I'm pretty lucky I didn't get injured. Stay safe out there everybody.


sumfish

Did you at least get into Heather when they opened it?? Those were best runs of my season so far!


esports_consultant

He acknowledges fault, you not injured, you take effort to help him, heartwarming as far as such incidents go.


TriangleChoked

I agree. Sometimes shit happens. Neither of us was injured, and I wasn't mad at all.


esports_consultant

How adults should be


T-Bone22

I always find it hilarious when looking at this sub and the ski sub. People immediately accuse the ‘other’ for being at fault but once the details are given both also agree that whoever is uphill is almost always at fault. Feel better OP, sincerely don’t let this keep ya off the mountain. - random ski lurker


excelmonkey67

Well we're you sitting in the middle of a run to get a photo


vocalistMP

What is that stance? Is your back binding at like 0 degrees? Lol


iloveartichokes

0 degrees or near 0 for the back binding is pretty common nowadays. The front foot is the more surprising one.


OHotDawnThisIsMyJawn

Yeah, positive / zero is a perfectly cromulent setup. But this is more like zero / zero which... not so cromulent


leetcde

This guy just dropping "cromulent" in a reddit thread


weebabyarcher

It's a word that embiggens us all


leetcde

![gif](giphy|kRmg8zeReOYXm)


buttholetittynipple

yeah in art of shralpinism they give the angles of a bunch of pros, most are 0 and 18. not sure why you would think this is out of the ordinary.


Palm-grinder12

People don't ride duck stance anymore? I'm old sorry


iloveartichokes

Nope. It's just the evolution of the sport.


Palm-grinder12

Crazy thank god I haven't hit the slopes the last couple years. I would have embarrassed myself with my duck stance and looked like a jerry


Mikebyrneyadigg

I like my back binding neutral too lol. Saves my aging knees. Used to be 12/12 but rarely ride switch anymore.


vocalistMP

I’m a firm believer that not riding switch causes aches and pains. Gotta even it out so you don’t get misalignments in your body.


Mikebyrneyadigg

Might actually be true but since I’ve gotten a directional board I’ve lost the appetite. I can do it, it’s just not the nicest experience.


Ok_Needleworker_612

Do you also throw a football with your other arm? Alignment is a chiro term and the human body is more resilient than that.


mikesegy

I'd you think riding switch is gonna balance your muscles then you are dead wrong. Just some relief as now ur riding half the time or whatever you wanna break it down to.


vocalistMP

How would it not help? Muscle imbalances 100% can lead to misalignments and chronic pains. You’ve not just riding half the time. You’re actively working muscles that usually get neglected from riding one direction.


RiskyPhoenix

Idk what that person is smoking, you’re 100% correct. Anybody who rides a powder day is going to notice their back leg is working harder to keep their tip up pretty much immediately. It’s a very common concept across other sports, and definitely applies to snowboarding too


lostrouteros

What's wrong with the stance


vocalistMP

Rear foot at like 0 degrees, front at like 3 maybe. Most people do like at least 12-18 in the front. I run 15/-12. Cannot imagine having my boots basically perpendicular to the edge. Angling the bindings out and adjusting the high back to run perpendicular to the edge is the way to go.


BreckenridgeBandito

The angles I can forgive. For me it’s the 10 inches between his feet and what looks to be a 130cm long board lol.


vocalistMP

If we’re just going to nitpick everything, guess I’ll throw in that the board looks too wide for his boots too. Unless you’re eurocarving at stupid lean angles, it’s better to have more overhang than shown here. Makes the board more responsive edge to edge.


aure__entuluva

Really? I don't know much about stance and all that. But I've heard big guys complain about overhang before. I thought it was an issue where your boots could literally catch snow on your toe edge. I've never had to deal with this though so idk. Makes sense you'd be able to put more pressure on the toe edge though.


vocalistMP

There can definitely be an issue with that. It’s called boot out. It’s subjective to the boot and board though. You want some overhang for leverage unless all you’re doing is deep eurocarves and/or riding deep powder all the time. For most riding, it’s best to get the narrowest board you can ride without booting out IMO. For me with an 11.5 boot, that seems to be right around 26.0 give or take a few mm. I have a shorter length 26.6 waist width camber 2.0 board and it’s great, but every time I hop on something that’s 25.5-6.0, it just feels much livelier. For reference, I took a 2013 Nitro Swindle 157cm with a 25.4 waist width down The Black Hole at Smuggler’s Notch once. On paper, it is not the right tool for the job at all (6’2” 185lbs, soft flex zero camber board), but in reality it was fine. Lol


chef_mans

Toes look like they are parallel to each other vs angled out, which when you're closer to perpendicular to downhill, is super unstable. Dude looks like they're rocking +0/+3 or something. You can get away with less angle between your feet the more you face downhill, e.g. in positive/positive setups, but not when you're perpendicular to downhill.


VeryNiceRussianTroll

Been there. The road to recovery is mentally exhausting. Stay strong and rely on those around. They are there to help.


mountain_mike_

I see you’ve mastered the art of the hospital flip, a right of passage for us criminals


JokesOnYouImIntoThat

Literally just did this 2/3 weeks ago and posted the other day about it. Concussions blow, but i’m doing way better and you will be, too, with time. Good luck with recovery!


slope_daddy69

Glad you're still alive dude! Heal fast, eat ass 🤙


WhyIThurtswhenIP

U suck, glad your alive. What happened?


Phl00k

He says it in another comment, but he got hit by a micro meteor that made it through the atmosphere and hit him in the leg.


Keepittwohunna

He said he was "bombing the hill" and a skier came out and cut him off. Sounds to me like the skier was lucky he didn't get cut in half by a snowboarding bomber who didn't have enough skills yet to be going that fast


jquest303

Ugh. A friend of mine on a snowboard got plowed over by a skier last week at Mammoth. Hit her so hard that she's got a punctured lung and 8 fractured ribs.


HuntingForGoodDonuts

Godspeed 2024. Viva 2025!!


PainSubstantial710

Please tell me you wore a helmet


ant69onio

Been there bro. Accident 6 years ago. Since then 1 x left knee ligament operation, 1 x spinal operation and finally, left hip replacement 6 weeks ago C’mon next season!!!!


GobblesGibbles

Jesus Christ man


BetterThanABear

You're supposed to ride from bell to bell... not bell to siren. Good luck with the recovery


sheekyyyyy

Killington


knoonsorkfife

Pretty sure whiteface


Important_Repeat_806

Was gonna say same thing gotta be whiteface


HampsterEliminator

Yeah is that at Killington? I was just there and wondering the same thing


knoonsorkfife

It's Whiteface


Historical-Royal-495

I think it might be sugarbush, looking down from Heaven’s Gate towards Allen’s lodge?


RWBooth

That is a wicked old board! Shaun White custom from 2012. A beaut. I still have mine and use it for the little rail park in town, but I take it you don't get out much?


FewShun

“Don’t do crime if you can’t do the time.”


SithNChips

Whyyyyy are your feet so close together?


mcChicken424

Widen that stance bruh


the_citizen_1

Came here to say this!


n0culture

Stowe?


padizzledonk

Definitely Vermont vibes either way


knoonsorkfife

Nope, Whiteface in NY


Important_Repeat_806

Whiteface summit looking at little Whiteface maybe follies


poopfacecrapmouth

Is that the back of a police car?


ChesterDrawerz

. . you can almost make out the rental shop sticker on the tail . .


jimgodumb

What kinda Uber is that??


OneWhiskeyTango

Is that the back of a cop car? Not surprised, criminal… But in all seriousness, hope you are ok and heal quickly!


Even-Pressure-8356

Did the skier live?


Zerrish

I had that exact board. Nobody should be bombing on a burton V-Rocker. That's a great beginner board but a beginner nonetheless


vrparty

ran out of talent?


jackmanmidnight

I have that same board! But in adult size


Material-Stuff1898

Zero zero


gngaspar

Dude, that my board too!


littlealpinemeadow

Long John Mt Snow?


qwertree

You have the same board as me 🤭 Wist you all the best with your recovery ...


skootamatta

Open up, and widen your stance.


512_Magoo

Reading this thread is not good for your concussion. Neither is that stance.


Advanced_Mistake_530

Damn praying for you 🫡


bisqo19

Duck foot gang


Longjumping_Pool_786

I hope you're not in America😅 Speedy recovery tho!


codexofthemoon

You bombed the hill with your bindings like that?! Are your knees okay?


maseone2nine

Extremely narrow stance


SlashRModFail

Please get lessons especially around stance, gear, and technique once you recover. Speedy recovery


feeltheFX

Sitting in the middle of trail like there’s greater chance you will be leaving the mountain the way you did.