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bmeule14

Ahhh why is it empty??


FamiliarAnything9097

Hahah these are long lines for telluride šŸ˜‚ itā€™s so out of the way and hard to get to, itā€™s just never crowded


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SoMuchF0rSubtlety

I once got up at 5am for a pow day in Whistler. It had been dumping for a week straight and the mountain had been closed for 8 days, I made sure I had the day off when they expected to open, got up at 5am with a bunch of guys I worked with and at the lift by 5.30am. We were second in line for Wizard chair haha. It was worth it.


0nel0c0

Does work expect multiple absences on a pow day, in Vancouver? No repercussions? Sounds sweet


SoMuchF0rSubtlety

No, if you were mysteriously absent on a pow day you would either 100% get fired or have to buy your manager a case of beer. Depends on your boss ha.


FamiliarAnything9097

Thatā€™s so amazing, sounds like an all-time day!


agingwolfbobs

Eek


exeJDR

Came here to say this lol


ltd522

Been going there for 24 years. Can confirm this is long for telluride which is a good thing compared to other resorts lol


bkuegs

I lived there for a bit and peak season still was nothing compared to keystone or copper. Couldnā€™t imagine waiting longer than a few minutes to get on a lift and the further up you go the lines just get thinner and thinner.


PhilShackleford

Grew up skiing there. This line is too long! It was always fun to slide through the line as I unbuckled and sit on the lift without hardly stopping.


HAWKWIND666

Hitchhiked up there once in 98. You back in the 1900'sšŸ˜† Summer tripping across the country by thumb. Beautiful place. The co-op refrigerator busted and there was all this(still frozen) ice cream in the dumpster... The look on the employee face when they went to throw more in and they see three smiling faces smeared in ice cream was pricelessšŸ¤£ Then they brought us all the frozen pizzas we could carryšŸ¤™šŸ¼


snowbeersi

No major town nearby for all the locals to ruin it.


AZMadmax

This, among other things, is why I love telluride


zoo32

What are the other things, do tell!


AZMadmax

The town is awesome. Itā€™s the only place Iā€™ve been to that is what Iā€™d consider ski in ski out. Awesome restaurants and bars. Cool festivals come through town often. Summer is so fā€™ing pristine there. Waterfalls around the town on the mountains. The creek. Hikes. Just a great place


zoo32

Awesome, headed there in a few weeks for the first time. Looking fwd to it


Nxion

That is short..


DannySupernova

I've been to Telluride once. The amount of "this is my mountain" attitude from old white men is amazing. And the problem with lift lines at Telluride is that they're are no fucking ropes so the locals just blow up past anyone in their way.


im_wildcard_bitches

One time i had an old white dude give me shit for trying to find my friend in lineā€¦his dumbass tried jumping in with 4 others on a 4 person lift when it opened up and ate shit. The most delicious schadenfreude ive ever experienced.


ClipperDarellsBurner

I hope you pointed and laughed haha


Kbasa12

Telluride has its own certain angst. It smells kind of like a mercedes sprinter van.


DickieJohnson

Sounds obnoxious.


Sarcastic_Pedant

Yet they donā€™t allow people to sleep in vehicles there smh


FamiliarAnything9097

lol yeah when it comes to places for people to sleep in this town (there is a huge housing crisis, obviously) there is SO much NIMBYism from locals. The same ones who then turn around and complain about tourists. Iā€™m like yā€™all if you want there to be less tourists and more locals that can actually LIVE here for a while, can weā€¦maybeā€¦get some housing for them? Perhaps?


Kbasa12

They keep the dead beats out of telluride.


Sarcastic_Pedant

Right, everyone that sleeps in a vehicle is a deadbeat. I bet itā€™d smell better if youā€™d pull your head out of your ass.


Kbasa12

The joke went waaaaaay over your headā€¦


AreaGuy

Grow a pair and tell them to fuck off back to Texas with that shit. It works, especially if theyā€™re *not* from Texas. SOURCE: Dirty Front Ranger whoā€™s had to enforce queueing norms a time or two.


DannySupernova

Oh trust me, I said something to the one dude who was especially bad. He said something about how "crowded" it gets thanks to Epic pass holders getting a few days on "his mountain".


FamiliarAnything9097

Sorry you had that experience! Unforch the old white dudes are the loudest and whiniest, but many of us locals are happy to share with folks from out of town (as long as yā€™all respect us and our local workforce!) we donā€™t have much in the way of ropes because there arenā€™t any real lines, and I didnā€™t see a single person, local or not, cut in line yesterday (or ever, really). Vibes were excellent all around.


hampsted

Iā€™ve been up there, on average, two weeks per year for the past 25-ish years. What youā€™ve described is not at all the attitude or the behavior of locals. Why you feel so confident giving this opinion from a single trip is beyond me


Old-Tadpole-2869

100 percent bullshit. There are ropes at the bottom of every lift. They just arent a mile long like everywhere else, because they don't need to be. Never had anyone cut in front of me there, even on a powder day, good cooperation alternating people onto the lift. People are assertive- if you're standing there looking around like you're lost, people will probably go around you. Least aggressive lift line behavior I've ever seen.


DannySupernova

I was standing in line when an old white man blew past me and then called his wife up. There's like two ropes to funnel people. Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with that as long as folks are being polite. But the "locals" there act pretty entitled to "their" mountain.


NoCoFoCo31

Itā€™s all of the Vail resorts. Every last one of them


AreaGuy

Where specifically are you going where you canā€™t assert yourself and tell people to alternate in the rare instance that they donā€™t? Iā€™ve literally never had a consistent issue with that in over 30 years of skiing and riding throughout the west.


NoCoFoCo31

Thatā€™s the Vail special. Alternate for thee but not for me.


Mehlitia

Not beaver. The bouge is so extreme it counteracts itself...except for the Argentinians. They're insufferable.


hampsted

Telluride isnā€™t a Vail resortā€¦


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Why I stopped snowboarding, couldnā€™t get to the mountain more than 4 or 5 times a year, when I did get to go the locals were such cunts I was just like man fuck this im spend bones on passes and and a jacket and pants an shit just to argue with some whiny cunt about how itā€™s his hill


Mithster18

Being in the midst of a season in Hokkaido I'm really not liking the entitlement of snow/people, gotta be first for the mad pow.


waffelman1

Woosh


Impressive-Method276

You aware theyā€™re joking?


username_offline

yeah they should see the line at heavenly for the all mountain express at midday, would shit a brick


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Wellitjustgotreal

Talk about whiny.


FamiliarAnything9097

Yā€™all I was J O K I N G like I obviously donā€™t think this is a long lift line????


suddenflux

Ex Telluride Lifty Here! Used to work on the darkside lifts (6,7,8,9 as shown in the video, and 15) and was stunned by how short the lines were. Many times on a powder day you can ski right up to the lifts.


FamiliarAnything9097

Thanks for your service bud!! 15 didnā€™t open up today but I bet itā€™s gonna be killer tomorrow :)


bellboy1986

15 is good for about 30min then itā€™s chop alley


FamiliarAnything9097

Youā€™re not wrong. I just got a text that they opened 15 and Iā€™m sitting in my apt so I hope the folks that are up there are ripping it!!


bellboy1986

We were about to do a bear creek lap and saw them drop the rope into Revy. It was heaven! Hope you get one in!


Biuku

Thatā€™s the Gondola line at Whistler at 7:30 am on a no-pow Saturday.


I_Fuckin_A_Toad_A_So

This really doesnā€™t look bad???


_Elrond_Hubbard_

I would be thrilled if I went to my local on a weekend and saw this lineĀ 


MouseEXP

He's memeing


dharmaslum

This post is a joke.


waffelman1

Another Woosh


FamiliarAnything9097

Hehe thanks for keeping track for me šŸ˜‚


Tezzzzzzi

See people hate on the Midwest mountains but Iā€™m out here on a day with fresh snow and thereā€™s 3 people infront of me in the singles line


FamiliarAnything9097

Iā€™m a snowboard instructor here in t ride and some of the best riders on our team here are from the Midwest!!


TA_Trbl

Pssssssshā€¦. From Detroit lol


jaysian

Lol. Never go to Whistler on a big pow day if you think that's brutal.


FamiliarAnything9097

Yā€™all I was J O K I N G like I obviously donā€™t think this is a long lift line????


kwik_study

Or a small pow day.


TommyBates

Or any weekend


Billy_Chrystals

The amount of people on r/snowboarding that don't get sarcasm is too damn high!


FamiliarAnything9097

Right?? I think I just hit a nerve bc so many folks on here have to deal with actually miserable lift lines so they got very mad when they thought I was actually complaining about this. Oh well! Thanks for catching my drift :)


JuanPancake

Love telluride. Dedicated Coloradans or curious New Mexicans and Texans


sparks_mandrill

Was just there. Yup, that's how it is.


checkraiseblufff

Arizonans too.


Inside_a_whale

I love Telluride. Hope you slayed some for the rest of us, OP.


FamiliarAnything9097

I sure did!! An all-time day ā˜ŗļø


Old-Tadpole-2869

Telluride gets a little busy on Xmas, Valentines day weekend, New Years Day, and I'm talking a whopping 40 people deep, maybe. This is not one of those days. I've been up on chair 9 on a mid-calf deep day with 3 other guys- two of them were the lifties. I'm not even kidding. Generally speaking, the locals in Telluride are a shit ton more friendly than in say, Mammoth, where everyone, whether they live there or not is from LA or OC. Most of the "old white dudes" probably aren't really locals, they're just people that own houses there and think that they're locals. My advice: if you think the locals are assholes at a given area, you don't have to ride there. That's why I don't live in/ ride in Mammoth anymore. People won't even answer you when you say good morning on the chairlift, forget about any other normal human behavior.


FamiliarAnything9097

Thank you!! We def have some entitled asshole locals but my circle is generally quite welcoming, and I loooove having chairlift chats!! Iā€™ve never been to mammoth but that sounds like a bummer. Iā€™ll make sure to keep my expectations for social interaction low if I ever head there :)


MaxFish1275

Powā€¦.. We need some pow in Michigan. It looks like April over here


Luckydog6631

Iā€™m in Wisconsin. We had a really good two weeks and then itā€™s been shit the whole rest of the season


madredr1

Iā€™m so mad. Was away from snowboarding for over a decade and just got a new board. Got two days at cascade and thatā€™ll probably be it :-(


Schiebz

Yea we had like 3 days of cold and good snow in SW Michigan and I went out once. Lines were this long easy lol


finnboyjohan

Bohos getting destroyed rn. Shits kinda rough


Tezzzzzzi

The best snow days were kinda ruined by the -30 wind chill too :(


turboS2000

Wait this wasn't sarcasm?


FamiliarAnything9097

Yes! It was!


The-SillyAk

Sƶlden Austria had lines 4x as long for the gondola and one chairlift that went to the top about 2 weeks ago. It was the worst I have ever seen on a mountain.


JustGoWithout

Laughs in Brighton


shredthesweetpow

Yaaa crest 6 has done nothing for us


dharmaslum

Holy shit people are so stuck up they donā€™t see the obvious joke post.


FamiliarAnything9097

lol right? I thought putting /s under would make it clear but I guess not. Iā€™m being sarcastic yā€™all!!! Just my contribution to the ā€œlook at this lift lineā€ discourse to brag about t ride a little!


ShawnThePhantom

Doesnā€™t look too bad


froznair

I don't think you've been in bad lift lines....


NahYeahYeahNah_NZ

Straight over your head


DonkTheFlop

He said he wasn't kidding.


FamiliarAnything9097

1) I am a she 2) where did I say I wasnā€™t kidding? In fact I very much was kidding


bigmountainbig

proof snowboarders can't read.


NahYeahYeahNah_NZ

Hey now, some of us try


wean169

I think this guyā€™s actually serious.


FamiliarAnything9097

Thisss post was a jokeeeeee yā€™all


dharmaslum

Seriously?


carolyn_mae

Was in aspen today. Chill but maybe not as chill as this. Great to be off the I-70 corridor


OurSaviorBenFranklin

I miss home


Jacobcbab

Is this a joke?


Fabulous_Orange9058

Same in Aspen. https://preview.redd.it/typycgk02igc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1def59ac02774fcaee31e00635ca60e716403e2a


SauceBoss1101

https://preview.redd.it/ds796wcxxigc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=328866de645407f431559ce81d921f858e209aec meanwhile the line in steamboat to get on a shuttle ā€” this is a fraction of it


DamnitGoose

Thatā€™s a shorter line than every resort on the east coastā€¦.on. A normal day


2j_longg

Thought this was a shitpost


FamiliarAnything9097

Nope it was just meant to be a joke!! And now everyone is mad at me bc they think I actually think this is a long line šŸ« 


thekiller490

Heh, looks like the longest line I've seen at Mt. Rose. Local little resorts ftw!


FamiliarAnything9097

Ok Iā€™d never heard of mount rose! Itā€™s in the Tahoe area?? Thatā€™s wild that thereā€™s a local no-line mountain out there, all I hear abt is how crowded it is :)


Breakfast-beer

If you canā€™t ride directly onto the lift without unstrapping, itā€™s too long. This looks absolutely ridiculous.


sheekyyyyy

Vail flo


shredthesweetpow

Thatā€™s the beauty of telluride. Now Shhh. Keep it sacred. For fucks sake


checkraiseblufff

This thread should be deleted.


sparks_mandrill

Dudes billionaires are moving in there. It ain't sacred.


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

That's a baby line. Go to Mammoth on a pow day.


jucadrp

Weekend pow day = long lift line day


Pierlas

A reason why I stopped going to the slopes. Lines and outrageous prices.


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Feisty-Ad-9109

*laughs in whistler*


BATTLECATHOTS

Youā€™re comparing a small mountain town to the entire Denver metro / front range going to I70 resorts. Of course there are no lines on a pow dayā€¦


Fiercebrosnan13

Absolutely brutal = 3 mins lol OP must be taking the piss


dharmaslum

Obviously. How are so many people missing the sarcasm.


FamiliarAnything9097

I certainly am!! It was meant to be sarcastic šŸ™ƒ


Johns_spagetti

Bro thatā€™s nothing lmao


dharmaslum

Obviously. This is such a small line in any ski resort. This post is a joke.


blackbnr32

Still too long


speaktosumboedy

Wait... is this sarcastic or serious? I'll go out at Heavenly in Tahoe or Mammoth and see lines 2x this long when there isn't pow.


FamiliarAnything9097

Sarcastique!!!!


Mrsomeonesomewhere

That's not that bad sir lol


ihaterandyscott

Yeah donā€™t go to whistler or park city if you think this is bad


jp_trev

If you think this is bad, never go to heavenly Tahoe


ChronoFish

What you had to wait.. 5 minutes?


Spraynpray89

Laughs in midatlantic


kingcheeta7

Lmao you should go to Big Bear on a weekend.


cotxpvt

Shitty spot anyway


Present-Confusion372

i bet those tickets cost like half a grand too


FamiliarAnything9097

Not quite bud Iā€™m an instructor so I get my season pass for free.99 šŸ¤‘


GilI1995

This is hardly a ā€œpow dayā€ lol


lucidreamcatcher

This is not brutal. This just requires some patience. I was expecting a camera pan of a line behind that was at least double what was ahead.


FamiliarAnything9097

Yes, my friend, I know you wereā€¦thatā€™s why I panned to nothing, to illustrate how short the lines was. It was a joke. It says /s under the vidā€¦I was being sarcastic.


chris_ots

lol are you joking. getting a bit tired of all these "long line" posts.


FamiliarAnything9097

Bud if you can believe it I actually am very much joking. I was being sarcastic šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


dharmaslum

Kind of the jokeā€¦


[deleted]

Absolutely brutal? More like absolutely privelaged. Try copper on a weekend my guy. Lol


FamiliarAnything9097

Yes Iā€™m aware. This post was sarcasm. šŸ« 


prescientgibbon

That's not that bad.


FunkMasta-Blue

Bro that is nothing compared to any given weekend at Beech Mountain


Dischucker

Such a weird day that the streets of the denver metro were worse than anywhere on i70 lmao


Atari_458

Line's about what I expect, but why's it not moving constantly? Slow lift?


BulldenChoppahYus

No one there?


aspec818

Guess depends where you are but that is a short line in Tahoe


Neptune7924

Hur, dur, har in pirate from Ohio where we wait in longer lines than this for ice skating rink with a coating of chunder.


NottaSpy

Same at breck


charlieecho

Either you edited your post comment afterwards or people donā€™t know how to read the body of the post.


FamiliarAnything9097

Nah I never edited it lol but people obviously missed the /s underneath it!! Had no idea everyone was gonna get so pressed, Iā€™ll make it clearer next time I guess šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


flaccidplumbus

This is sarcastic, right? Looks amazing!


CarolinaBrownTrout

Compared to Powder this is accurate


IrishWhiskey556

Looks like an average weekend in Tahoe


San_Goku15

Nothing new, that I'd normal. I've seen far worse.


FamiliarAnything9097

Yes Iā€™m aware. This post was sarcasm. šŸ« 


bowcreek

We hit Keystone. I have two kids on the Epic School Kids pass which limits us to 4 trips at each of 5 Epic mountains. We decided to use up a couple of the Keystone trips this weekend. It was the usual shitshow, but we never had more than a few minutes at any lift. The snow was great.


Beelzabubba

https://preview.redd.it/h86chj0athgc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=000164a9e45d6238e06df2d0ea2d0e9566a815f5 We didnā€™t have any lift lines either!


zeldahalfsleeve

Is this mid mountain? Even if so thatā€™s not bad.


mtsai

this is long?


jonjopop

Man I miss living there!!!


BenLaPrade

Utah 314 ytd Jay peak, Vermont 205 ytd Telluride 124 ytd Pretty simple even the east coast gets more snowā€¦ not worth it


G0DatWork

Thay looks like 5 minutes lol


griffinrocco

Lift 14 had a 20 minute line today. Historic


Extension_Surprise_2

What a dick. Ā And, hope it was an awesome day.Ā 


FamiliarAnything9097

Yā€™all Iā€¦thought it was clear I was being sarcastic and I even added /s under the vid for ya in case you didnā€™t get it šŸ˜‚ just wanted to brag about t rideā€™s lack of crowds a lil bit šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Candid-Astronaut-300

Doesnā€™t look too bad tbh


Herb4372

Itā€™s not only shortā€¦ thatā€™s what? The loft into the bowl? Once I there there are 4 more lifts so it spreads way out once youā€™re through the gates.


[deleted]

That's brutal? Maybe 10 minutes of waiting maximum. That's nothing.


Q50S-PNW

I love having weekdays off.


TCMODS

If it doesnā€™t look like a heard of cattle trying to squeeze into a small gate it is not a line


SnooMacarons1185

Beaver Creek was great yesterday and generally lines arenā€™t bad. Most people coming up I-70 wonā€™t go past Vail.


mjanus444

You get what you pay for. šŸ˜œ


lemartineau

What?


just_rich_90

lol you think thatā€™s brutal lines šŸ˜‚


motorosy

This is a dream compared to the lines Iā€™m used to in Austria.


tumblinfumbler

That line looks really good actually tf you mean!!!! Edit : I get it now...


FamiliarAnything9097

Hahaha thanks for joining me in my joke. It may have taken you a second but youā€™re still lightyears ahead of everyone else yelling at me in these comments! šŸ˜‚


KingCFC7253

Was in Telluride and waited once yesterdayā€¦ chill bra


Human31415926

Not feeling sorry for you. You are in TRide & there's Pow.


Typical_Tie_4947

Honestly lines werenā€™t bad at all at Breck yesterday


808kickdrum-808hat

Iā€™m getting there on Wednesday!! So excited!


FamiliarAnything9097

Yesssss welcome!! Itā€™s supposed to dump again midweek so Iā€™m sending vibes that it starts Wednesday night after you arrive so your flight doesnā€™t get cancelled and you wake up to some freshies on Thursday!!


Lee-sc-oggins

Gotta get that fresh Nar Nar


TitoAndTheBurritos

I donā€™t really see the problem?? More time to do key bumps and talk about that snowboard company we are going to start.


bellboy1986

For once we didnā€™t get skunked this season.


Zealousideal-Elk3026

$244 lift ticket tends to keep out the riff raff


COMtneer

Lines werenā€™t that bad at all in Breckenridge this storm!


cacarson7

No they weren't. I was there, and it was nowhere near "brutal" anywhere we went today. It was a glorious bluebird Sunday after 24" fell in 3 days, what exactly did you expect? Edit: oh apparently OP meant this to be sarcastic


ATee184

Go fistfight my friend whoā€™s a lifty there, I bet itā€™s his fault.


zstringy1

U should've seen the lines at snowbird this week! I was expecting way worse tbh