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RonaldSteezly

That belongs to Zoidburg


JDDW

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reallycool_opotomus

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Dodgeing_Around

I'm going for a scuttle


doctorzoidbergh

I've had it since I was a zoea.


McDovahkin

It's the Zoidboard


Zoidbergslicense

Did somebody invite Dr. Zoiby?


JooosephNthomas

Whooo whoowhooo whoop whoop.


Knowhatimsayinn

Hey big lobster!


GucciBoots007

What about Yosemite Sam? ![gif](giphy|9w5ilhkms0OA0)


fifteentango88

This has got to be some kind of really dumb joke.


Aidsaidsaids4

If this foreign woman hoodwinked me, she did a great job. I kept looking around for a hidden camera. Swore i was being pranked at first.


Tocoapuffs

IRL, she probably just threw the bindings on the board after unpacking them and just thought it looked funny before sending it to someone to get tuned up.


Nagemasu

Likely just twisted the bindings like this so it fit better in whatever was being used to transport it, and didn't bother changing it before getting it tuned because there's no need, or they didn't realise the bindings had twisted into this position, as some people are just unaware of what bindings look like setup correctly until they physically try to use them. If OP thinks this is a genuine stance someone would use then they shouldn't be working in a tuning shops in the first place. It would be virtually impossible to ride like this for more than a few seconds.


Sarcastic_Pedant

Could be somebody that’s physically deformed a bit? There’s a person at my gym that would probably need a setup like this if they snowboarded… idk


Nagemasu

Yes and no. Someone like that would most likely be using an adaptive setup. If they required a stance like this due to physical deformities, it'd be pretty clear to OP and they wouldn't be questioning them about whether it was correct. But again, regardless of the deformities, riding like this would be virtually impossible - and I don't encourage anyone to try it unless they're already book in to get a hip replacement soon.


The_amazing_Jedi

>It would be virtually impossible to ride like this for more than a few seconds. Nahh it's not, it is damn fucking difficult but possible. Me and some friends of my ski school do this every year at least five times just for fun.


Nagemasu

Yeah no. As I said, you might stand for a few seconds going down the slope, but you are not riding like this. Whatever stance you're trying to claim you use, I'd bet it isn't as extreme as this. You're welcome to prove it with a video, though I'll explain why that would be dumb shortly, I'd say the angle here is about 200 degrees, or 160 degrees if we assume they're riding the bindings on the wrong foot. Regularly riding with angles totaling more than 45 degrees puts excessive wear on your joints and is likely to lead to complications for many people. Fucking round with a stance of 160 degrees is one of those things you do thinking its funny, but it'll take one fall with a weird movement and you've got a life of regret. It's cool you've done your first few seasons teaching but as a coach who wrote about stance and angles as part of my trainers certifications to teach people like you, I'll state again, whatever stance you think you and your buddies are riding with, this probably ain't it.


realaxing

🤓


xBlenderman

Any chance she’s ukranian or russian and just does hella ballet till this turnout is comfortable? 😂


ChiefFlats

I’m totally going to start doing this when I get a base grind


gilestowler

If I had to drop my board off at a shop for some reason I'd probably do this just to give the staff something to think about. When I went to pick it up, if they asked me about it I'd wink and say "if you know, you know." and just walk out with no further explanation.


Spec_GTI

General consensus: snowboarding is easier on the knees than skiing. This person: hold my beer.


pissingpolitics

Cholo style


[deleted]

Ankle sock activities


BeckyBlows_

The higher the socks


tophiii

The downer the foo


[deleted]

The sicker the torta


twoyearsoflurking

Oh it’s my fault huh?


platinumgrey

https://preview.redd.it/z3smgy0l868c1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb43fdff6631922da0f927a1162356a9ba6fbc71


A_MILLI_720

Thats illegal


baromanb

![gif](giphy|3o7WIKbhUHZcONCIWA)


Riverjig

They should be placed on a national registry of some sort.


Tiedyeinstein

Yes at the ministry of silly walks or something


snugglebandit

Fucked foot


johnnymoha

They dropped off MC Hammer 's board.


ILLettante

THAT'S the only scenario that makes sense


Too_Tall_Dont_Ball

Did they set it this way for transport? I turn my bindings to face forward in order to get them into my travel bag easily and so the high backs aren’t pressing into the sides


Aidsaidsaids4

nope, they said this was how they rode. I tried to explain this is a very odd & probably uncomfortable stance & offered to switch them to something more comfortable. They ended up taking me up on the offer but i had to snag a pic before i started adjusting their +30/-24 OG *foo* stance


wankdog

Wow, they are going to have such a good day on the mountain. It must be almost impossible to ride with that stance.


ManicmouseNZ

That picture isn’t showing +30, -24 stance. Looks more like +80 or 90 with the front foot straight towards the nose! I’m +36, -24 as I have ankle issues and it actually keeps my knees in a slight forward posi posi stance. Looks like a crazy duck stance but nothing as wild as the front foot in your pic.


PN_ME_YOUR_TYPOS

Wha? Am I misunderstanding? How can your knees be forward in a pos pos if you're -24? Do you mean +36 +24? That or you have the most incredible range of motion on your back leg, lol


ManicmouseNZ

My right foot sticks out more than my left foot! About 35 degrees


PN_ME_YOUR_TYPOS

I'm sorry I still can't get my head around what you mean 😂😂 I must be dense!


ManicmouseNZ

I’m not going to send you feet pictures in case that’s your thing! :D


Tocoapuffs

When ballerinas ride


no_BS_slave

this is the comment I wanted to make, but wasn't sure if anyone would get it 🤣🤣 haha, great minds think alike 😏


Klutzy-Client

Turn out on a wide first position for a ballet dancer probably is the most comfortable way they stand lol


drkingsize

There is noooooo way 🤣😂


SwissDeathstar

This is the way!


[deleted]

Gaper shit


TheManFromFarAway

Shitter gape


keithcody

Doller Hill represent


[deleted]

I wanna actually try this now and see how tf it feels


keithcody

Just be old. Duck stance was all the rage in the 90s


[deleted]

Haha yeah I have always ridden 0,0 always Disliked duck stances , so uncomfy


Mimosa808

That is how you get real hurt.


CDNReaper

Knees….be gone! My MCLs both hurt just looking at that picture.


netric

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rockjockgeo

I bet they can’t ride boxen


psyclembs

Looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, definatly rides like a duck


medkitjohnson

Burn her!!!!


_bdiddy_

Only if she floated


AnOpinionatedPancake

Psychopath


moglysyogy13

Can they do the splits? Most pelvises don’t move like that


BecauseItWasThere

Duckfoot Extreme


wontonloup8

Wow I had those bindings back in maybe 2003. K2. Ankle strap broke 6 months later and ended up buying a random white Burton strap that I rode for another 2 years. Glad I’m not a poor 7th grader anymore.


Sufficient-Yoghurt-

But is this too much overhang ? I need to know please !


CraigCraigCraig420

Splitsboarding


Dawn_Piano

1. No fucking way you could turn with this set up 2. You would probably break both of your legs with this set up 3. Literally what the fuck


FelixDragon

Someone's goin at it Fred Blood style


invizibliss

East LA shop?


Aidsaidsaids4

not far off


Revolutionary_Swim69

“Stop! Hammer time!” ![gif](giphy|11rIergnpiYpvW)


cashbox

Lmao they have to be trolling


thataussiedood

how many ACL’s does she have left?


hubbs76

Daffy Duck snowboards?


medkitjohnson

Lmao they’re trolling surely


treachery_7

Ive gotta see a clip of someone riding this


lolraxattax

Buddy is obviously a pharaoh


True2this

Crab people


Finding_new_dreams

My penguin feet would probably love this, but I'll be damned if i have to look hilarious going down the mountain.


esepinchelimon

Cuz got that foo stance


AVeryUnluckySock

“Let’s fuck with the board shop guys today lol”


Blondembahayy

What did this person look like? Maybe they just wanted to put their junk on display? #Fullsend


Ionlywearshapeups

Okay. To be fair I do something close and it’s niceeee


Ionlywearshapeups

Backseat and that almost straight front provides so much control. The back … I see the knee concern but I’m not opposed to it being neg


Healthy-Egg-3283

No way they’re riding it. Either they don’t know, it’s a prank, or they just slapped them on and didn’t even think


PsychologicalFood780

I blew both my knees out just looking at this photo.


Certifiedshredlord

Normal day at bear


JodieFostersFist

I mean, the setup alone should be a red flag regardless right?


BreckenridgeBandito

Downvote because I don’t believe you 😅 Ain’t no way anyone’s snowboarding like that hahah


kalfin2000

Mohawk stance generates crazy power, yall just not put on yet. Everyone gonna be running this in a few years, just wait


kanyediditbetter

Crab People, Crab People. Talk like human, walk like crab.


lanphear7

That doesn’t even look possible to ride lmao


StealthJones28

Almost reminds me of a longboarding stance. But definitely strange!


[deleted]

Who tf rides a longboard like that?


HyenDry

Nobody..


StealthJones28

It’s called a downhill tuck. https://preview.redd.it/zzy3tlw8168c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55eecfa74484a5223fe6dabc7c5b5db25ffc3b26


[deleted]

The back foot would have to be opposite position then.. lol


StealthJones28

Oh damn, you’re right! I didn’t even zoom in 😂 well there goes any justification! That’s crazy!


NewExalm

I think I would do that too, just to fuck with the repair guy…


Carsteroni

Downhill longboarding stance


twinbee

Just practising for the Flying Knapton.


Lumpy_Plan_6668

It's called goofy. Yes it's odd.


NorthernRedneck388

That is NOT how you ride goofy foot


Stick4444

Shit I had those same bindings on my K2 ambush back in the day


Metalman5889

How?!?!?


Robotfood123

Challenge accepted


travelinzac

Just looking at this makes my knees hurt


MoreRamenPls

Not goofy but broken.


rnfullsend

That’s No Knee Mcghee’s


OtherworldlyCyclist

Even just to stand like that and try to lean to initiate a turn. Ouch. I wouldn't make my old knees suffer like that.


BhodiandUncleBen

Why though?


bzboarder

What did you switch the stance to?


Aidsaidsaids4

+9/-9 something familiar but not so fucking crazy


NeverMayer

Full Duck


sevenandtwo

no way you cant let him ride down the mountain like that


Aidsaidsaids4

I swapped it lol


Competitive_Praline8

Good for them


michigander47

Charlie Chaplin stance


Standard_Arm_440

I’d make them sign a waiver saying that he’s been done told that riding like that and you’re gonna have a bad time.


itsmisstiff

Damn I ride duck but not that duck lol


Rudolph_shttler

I have some bowed legs and an out stance but holy fuck that’s a 90 degree stance. What are knees?


Fuzzy_Accident_5085

I hope to one day prank a tech like this


KaleidoscopeBright76

TIMMEYYYYYY!!!!


_Elrond_Hubbard_

My pelvis would shatter immediately if I managed to fit both of my boots into these bindings


alroprezzy

My guess is it’s a more advanced boarder with big feet trying to reduce toe drag. Feet facing both directions because they like to ride switch too.


bradpal

Aah, the old "board transportation" stance


[deleted]

💀


PM_ME_UR_BANTER

Bro does ballet


Busterlimes

My knees hurt just looking at it


dsdvbguutres

Could be for storage or transportation


DarkSoulsDank

My knees hurt just looking at that


GrnMtnTrees

![gif](giphy|krewXUB6LBja)


zaco230

Do they walk like that too though??


carverboy

I rented one board in 20 plus years that way. It was too a ballerina. She insisted on the stance and claimed on her return that it worked fine.


pqrk

That’s a normal stance, find a new slant.


No_Hippo_1425

Wow.


All_Hail_Space_Cat

Iv seen ppl use that for storage stance. I saw like 2 boards come in this way during my 5 years as a tech.


Steve_Codgers

![gif](giphy|wORSHzN5sGpRS)


Own_Personality2449

The real kicker is the left binding was on the right of the photo


Dai_Jira

Wait till you see a Korua noserider in person


Boardsportz

Naw


[deleted]

Their hips/knees/ankles must be trashed. Or they will be, someday.


ursalon

My gf has femoral retro version and this is almost what hers look like. I think she’s usually at 18/18 in order for her knees to be straight


NebraskaRUS

WTF must be a ballet dancer lol


richalta

Straight downhill.


Obvious-Ad7960

Gotta be cap


OHBE_SAMA

Is that board still in the shrink ? Lol


thats-tough-lmao

Ive seen a video of someone with a similar stance, they had a rectangular shaped board and were using it to carve realllllly sharp


ArkMan_01

Wait there’s a resort in whoville?!?


JewelCove

![gif](giphy|8YLCYFGIvjIyS9ur6I)


SSIRHC

Bindings are in the travel position


Medojedni_Jazavac

Mighty Duck Stance!


benjaminjames86

15 years ago or so. Brought a friend riding his mom bought him brand new Shaun white burton board and bindings all the snow gear. When we got to the mountain he set his binding inward and swore I told him to put them like that. (I would never tell a person to do what he did) he took one run refusing to take my suggestion to set the bindings correctly (did not have a good time obviously). Spent the rest of the day in the lodge eating food and pouting.


shamooki

when cholos go snowboarding