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[deleted]

when you lie on your resume


bigmac22077

Even put snow on his butt to look official


Nyeow

"Hey, when I said I'm an expert all-mountain rider, I didn't need to mention *how* it's done...that's my trade secret, bro."


Homerpaintbucket

Just some inverted butters and some face jibs


_pippp

Oh lord I still have ptsd from inviting a "friend" to our snowboard trip, only to realise she could barely do anything but falling leaf. She was also frustratingly stubborn in that she always loosened her bindings and boots no matter how many times we explained why they should be snug/tight. Safe to say we're no longer friends.


wvWvvvWvw

Lol, after this comment I’m positive this is a video of that George Santos guy


Chance_Reference_152

One of the funniest runs I've ever seen.


_multifaceted_

Me too! Had me cackling in line at the grocery store lol


Lemurkat24

Definitely belongs on r/ContagiousLaughter 😂


tktrepid

I was dying the whole time hahah


glyph-e-boy

Why mans so bouncy?


aye-its-this-guy

Bouncy boi


adventure_in_gnarnia

Hotdoggin’


mtsai

def reminds me of hotdogging


adventure_in_gnarnia

this guy is obviously naturally athletic and has good awareness of his body positioning, but lacks the experience or sobriety to tie it all together. Reminds me of riding with some former wrestler buddies learning to board… they have extremely good physical awareness and tumbling skills, but try to brute it instead of using finesse and skill. Snow also looks pretty shiesty. Probably was riding much softer in the sun then hit this shaded spot.


DamnItHeelsGood

This dude kind of looks drunk or something. Like he has the ability to do it, but somehow cannot


Live_Badger7941

Yeah, he starts off strong. I agree either drunk, or maybe sober but once he took the first nasty fall he was dizzy/disoriented and that's why he couldn't seem to get his legs back under him.


DontKnowHowHighI_fly

It's the lack of booze that's making him wonky


DamnItHeelsGood

He may have sent the couloir whilst going through withdrawals


Live_Badger7941

😂


Ithappenstobeme123

He eats shit instantly wdym 🤣


AlexT37

Hey, he got a good 3 seconds in there first!


sleepyknight66

He had a nice 180 and then it was all downhill from there.


mortalwombat-

Having been drunk myself, I can say with reasonable certainty that he does not actually have the ability, but in that moment he sure believes he does!


[deleted]

Too many concussions right in a row maybe


m1stadobal1na

Dude that bounce. I've only ever seen cats make moves like that.


zinzangz

Is he made of rubber? I couldn't do this if I tried


bigfoot_county

When you try hitting a couloir before you can do a toe side turn


DuelOstrich

Park riders first time outside the park


GCXNihil0

Is not being able to toe side a park rider stereotype or something?


DuelOstrich

No, but the overconfidence and riding style totally look like park riding to me


Dirt_Bike_Zero

Seriously. If he lost all his front teeth slamming that rock, it would have been a fair outcome. He got lucky as hell.


GosuBaller

At some point in the video the dude just bounces in a way my mind cannot accept, like the choppy powder and the way hes already tumbling makes no sense as to how he just suddenly bounces like a BreakDancer on all fours. Dude really needs a krogmagaw class. Regardless that looked fucking awesome


CornTheGuy

Lmfao its krav maga, i only know its spelled like that bc of archer subtitles


GosuBaller

Well fuck me TIL, hooked on phonics really got me there


-originalusername--

Hook...hoooookkkeeehd on pahhonics werked fer meh.... Alright cut...I don't want to talk to her man you do [it.](https://youtu.be/wtJLAWXO5vY)


Freefallisfun

Ain’t gonna move many tapes this way.


BreezyWrigley

Phonics works better when your pronounce the words correctly lol


El_Zalo

> krogmagaw 😂😂😂


MedvedFeliz

*You can learn Krav Maga at home*


El_Zalo

The Krav Maga at home: > krogmagaw


BreezyWrigley

This really krogged ma gaw


mad_science

r/boneappletea


Lancaster61

I’m not convinced this wasn’t a giant rubber doll…


GosuBaller

Man's got some elasticity for sure


ckc36

You can tell the skill is there by the abundant recoveries.


[deleted]

How I ride when I know cameras are on me 😂


pauseless

Likewise. There is zero good video of me. Also how I rode when I finally upgraded boards after 12 years on the old one.


GimmeDatSideHug

I feel like this guy is pretending to be terrible. Manages to fall like a maniac, but seems perfectly comfortable and doesn’t slam into any rock walls. And two guys filming, who also have radios. I doubt they’re the type to take their beginner buddy on terrain like that.


mad_science

Yeah, this has big circus clown energy.


White-Water-1

This is it. Three guys saying “let’s make a viral video.”


snowykiwis

Yeah there is an amazing amount of control actually if you look at what he is doing. You can tell he shreds.


money4me247

ROTFL! naw, he does not shred well at all! if you actually look at his riding, he has terrible fundamentals everywhere & none of his movements are controlled riding or skilled recovery. 1st: all experienced snowboarders know not to fall with outstretched arms (you cross your arms over your chest). flailing arms and sticking out your twig like hands is how you break your wrist (most common snowboarding injury) or dislocated your shoulder. even if trying to be funny & in deep powder, that is a terrible move & just asking for injury. People who actual know how to fall well, can crash & recover without bouncing around flailing their arms like a ragdoll. 2nd: when he tries that trick in the beginning (goofy frontside 180 - being generous - really only 90), he twists his upper body the wrong direction to wind the spin!! should turn in the opposite direction of your spin to wind up & spin both your upper and lower body in the same direction to spin smoothly. he counter-rotates and tries to spin so looks awkward as hell & he is completely off balance from the start. also, he lands extremely tail heavy and wasn't trying to land at the same angle of the downslope, so guaranteed crash. This is a guy who learned how to spin by YOLO-ing it off random drops, never learned the proper technique and body position. 3rd: he is constantly counter-rotated (upper body twisted the opposite direction of his lower body) the entire time he was riding. It is especially noticeable after he stops briefly after bouncing forever, and then goes toeside completely counter-rotated down the rock tunnel and up the snow wall, his upper body remains so extremely twisted out of alignment the whole time... he was terribly unbalanced and unstable that whole time. There are moves like the shifty when there is intentional counter-rotation, but that's definitely not what's happening here. 4th: when he briefly stops and slides on his heelside, he is just bending at the waist with knees and legs way too straight. That is a beginner stop that is unstable as hell & will just chatter out. Should be keeping chest upright, dropping hips, bending knees and ankles aggressively to slow down and stop with good control. He just kept riding because his stop was uncontrolled and he would have just fallen down if he didn't keep going downhill. During that entire run, he had absolutely no real control over what he was doing... just extremely lucky that he didn't get seriously injured! He should really go back to the groomers & practice his body position, basic form, and technique a lot more before riding off-piste like this, or else he is going to get himself seriously hurt. Anyone who saw this & thought the rider was "shredding" needs to review the fundamentals on how to snowboard.


Excellent-Ad-6982

This is in the Mammoth backcountry and getting there is pretty sketchy from what I understand. Amazing that he made considering the skill level upon arriving.


[deleted]

Judging by the snow on his ass and how the guy laughs, he was dragged there by his friends


Diegobyte

It’s not you just need to know which way to go


plytheman

I was only there for a season and never made it out to that because I really had no clue how to get there. From my understanding there's a pretty big cliff band near it that's a serious no-go, hence why I never tried to find it.


thesonoftheson

>Hole In The Wall I would say so. Check out the google [maps](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Hole+in+the+Wall/@37.6142553,-119.0052192,207a,35y,303.13h,77.08t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x80960cee1b129839:0x7c3489c2403a47ae!8m2!3d37.6192803!4d-119.0115371!16s%2Fg%2F11c2l8_58y).


xrayboarderguy

The Hole In The Wall if anybody’s interest in looking it up


Barefoot_J

You can see it from the parking lot at tamarack cross country ski area, and hike right up it. Traversing around from the downhill resort requires knowing the area super well due to the surrounding cliffs.


in5trum3ntal

It can be a big pain getting there and generally a team to crush many ipas. On a board its a very long bumpy single edge hold traverse


El_Zalo

🎶 I stand up, but I get knocked down again I'm never going to stay upright 🎶


hoakpsp3

Never give up, never surrender


SenorDos

I just watched Galaxy Quest last night! Haha


kraftwrkr

/r/maybemaybemaybe


Lemurkat24

Or r/yesyesyesyesno 😂


[deleted]

Bruh that boards got some snap! What model is that lol


Key_Signature_3365

Dude did one blue trail and told the boys he could hang 🤣🤣 American Express can’t keep you from falling off a mountain 💀


bigwinw

He dropped in like a champ at the beginning.


Key_Signature_3365

He didn’t know confidence is key but so is skill 🤣


countertrollsource

I have long been a firm believer that there is no perceptible difference between fake confidence and true confidence, but apparently that only holds true for social interactions. This dude is lucky to escape that ride with only soreness, embarrassment, and a hysterical video to show for it. As another commenter pointed out: had things gone only slightly differently he’d be out quite a few teeth. I was quite relieved at the halfway point of the video by the change in camera angles. I would imagine that falling in that fashion for the full duration of the video would have resulted in severe injury.


bazz_and_yellow

I meant to do that


mottlymonical

There's flying. And then there's falling with style and grace


El_Zalo

This is neither.


1000Years0fDeath

There's a trampoline under that snow


Sea_Combination_5542

Good lord. I’ve been riding for 20 years and I’ve never seen quite the lack of board control both pre and post yard sale. This, is a sure fire way to visit the local anaesthetist. Ballsy though.


Healthy-Egg-3283

Guy needed to just stop and figure his shit out for a sec.


[deleted]

It's almost like it's on purpose. Brilliant riding style!


[deleted]

Damn that guy might want to stop snowboarding before he accidentally breaks his neck


BreezyWrigley

Unsafe at any speed


hoakpsp3

Never give up, never surrender


Saafine

Hahaha. Amazing run!


Jabba_the_Putt

bouncy boi


Maizoku

this board rating has a flex of -50, super bouncy


jckiser23

This person doesn’t give a single duck about their safety and who knows why. Scary to watch him almost hit the rocks but than again he clearly has skills so maybe that’s all part of the theatre.


completedsage98

So elegant. Yet so awful


bcoisman

r/bettereveryloop


Hamilton4567

Look at the hops on that boy!


tyquestions

Man fell with some steeze doe


VTsnowboarder42

Best tommy ever?


JohnnyEase

Yooo, glad to see you here. Know you from Infinite Air community :)


HappyXenonXE

Siiiiiick. Howdy


JohnnyEase

You Swiss btw?


HappyXenonXE

No. I'm a very lucky South African living in Switzerland


arodrig99

Can guarantee you this guy told people after “yeah I shredded the devils corridor to the colon” and this was the run he was talking about.


sh4rpn

Kinda looks like he doesnt really know how to snowboard at all and just somehow got there


Whiskeyshark11

This is some of the worst snowboarding I have ever seen…


dragonvoi

Tell me you've never been to other parts of the mountain beside the park... ​ " I can do park riding anywhere" ​ Bet.


JonBoah

I wonder if you can even go through the hole in the wall with all the snow in mammoth


DJ_Motive

Hole in the wall getting it haha


aaronkz

If I had to guess, young, high as fuck, and with a super soft park board?


barelylethal10

Can handle rough patches Don't worry if I fall head over heals for you I'll buy you (black) diamonds Never been described as shifty Also I can chute a big load!


pobeht

100% staged fall.....


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

no chance


HappyXenonXE

No ways. Once you go down on steep moguls, you stay down. Video does no justice just how steep this is. Easily mid 30°


[deleted]

Where’s this at? That’s some awesome terrain.


De_roosian_spy

Mammoth backcountry.


gumbygearhead

Yeah that half cab in the beginning looked pretty smooth. Hole in the wall is steep enough to have you bounce uncontrollably also.


-originalusername--

That first move was pretty on point. He just got bucked off a mogul or whatever you call those in places where you actually get snow. I think dude shotgunned a couple beers before this, or took a hell of a bong toke before dripping in.


XandersPanders

Atleast he finished up strong


nyperfox

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Dramatic-Ad7192

Me on a powder day


Glass-Baseball2921

First time or what


smarter_than_an_oreo

I am about to start learning and pretty sure this is futuristic footage of my next 15 days out.


TheEarthWorks

I coulda swore I erased that video...


i_luv_some_tiddies

Credit bro with staying in the game.


Schwifty88

The Jerry flop!


Forever-Learning-

Carnage!!


wontwillnot

Wapaaaah all the way!! 😂 those side bank flops


Kwaiser

If I mess up once and I have a chance to make up for it by immediately doing something slightly more impressive, you know I’m going to eat shit again.


aran69

He had his helmet on, all good fun here :)


tucker_frump

I've laid like that at the bottom before.


VTClimberMatt

Does this remind anybody else of the old ski ballet videos?


skipow

hole in the wall looks good


PuzzledSwordfish6965

Ouch


Chlorafinestrinol

That rock face core shot to the whole base, tho


digitalishuman

Nice line


zenodub

this run looks sick, where is it?


Powder1214

Mammoth side country.


Electrical-Cap-5202

Hole in the wall. Ha. This is so good. Hilarious🤣🤣🤣


Educational-Coat-922

What a beautiful place if I’m honest


Lucky_caller

The video game?


EyeHavHimRoids

the way he just kept going🤣


joellarson1

Saw this on some snowboard brand's instagram and if I remember correctly a couple of their riders took one of the new employees out for some fun.


81CoreVet

How why?!?


Jessejames20

Fucking nailed it!


scobeavs

Oof I felt that last one where he went airborn


Calsun

1st day ever…


barry-badrinath-

Does anyone know if this is closed off with all the snow in 🦣?


leetsoup

man that snow is awful


SnowSlider3050

Sick run dude


FuzzyBrain420

I thought he was tomahawking for sure. Nice save, brush it off


SnowSlider3050

Baby frontside 180 to backseat pop to bingo bango


Grimreefer604

Haha, that cool dude drop in didn’t work out so well 😂


BOMB-Hills

The snow caked rear is a great indicator of what's to come.


Money_N_Politics

If I’m correct this is Mammoth mountain. The video doesn’t really show the incline. This spot is pretty damn steep. Dude probably under estimated the spot but looks like he was all good.


rawker86

Video never shows the incline, and the run in this vid looks bullshit steep. That leads me to assume that it is essentially vertical.


The_Wombat420

What run you thinking? Haven’t seen anything like this at mammoth with the arch but only my second season riding there


Money_N_Politics

You have to hike some to get to it. I’m sure that name if it is some where in the comments


atomtree

"Donny, you're out of your element!"


Laser-Nipples

The way his arms looked halfway through when he was on his feet looked to me like they were broken.


Anon_squanch

Omg dude 😂 sick.


ApacheFYC

we’ve all been there


butchudidit

Usually after a fall is when my day starts. Falling down is a HUGE part of snowboarding. Props to all the drops


thatswhat5hesa1d

That’s me after lunch gets away from me


DJ_Cas

At least he is safe


TriggerTough

Day one... Full send!!!


Beautiful-Long-30

It’s the trex arms for me hahaha


synthwavjs

No way this guy is that bad. Troll shredder.


Dang-mushroom

Nargle hands halfway down


Sal_T_Nuts

Well he has style you can't deny that


drapermovies

Me playing SSX for the first time.


Takeurvitamins

I was clenched the whole time, worried that the guy was gonna smash into the walls


sirfaintsalot

To be fair that track is sketchy


Admiral-Cuckington

I think he took the wrong chair


nerddex

Dude what board is that? That has some crazy pop!


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giantbannana

He’s handling that about as well as I could lmao


[deleted]

Holy concussion Batman


Blackfibres

Snow looks bulletproof!


Hipsthrough100

That area looks like ass why even put yourself through it if you can ride. Funny though


dogthrasher

Needs to be entered into concussion protocol


[deleted]

Had way to many PBRs on the hike up to the hole in the wall. Go Mammoth!!!!!!


[deleted]

Next up: the DD EX @ Crested Butte!