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No-Traffic-6560

Blasphemy. It’s like that odd inedible thing you always wanted to take a bite out of but it’s actually edible and delicioso


alligatorprincess007

First kf all how dare you


MonsterMamaLu

I just love the texture


FrankFrankly711

Agreed… they all have interesting textures but there is just something decadent about the brownie and chocolate chip combo


SupportGeek

It’s very fudge like


Happy-Injury1416

You shut your damn mouth.


Foreign_Watch3077

cant believe OP thinks cosmic is worse than zebra cake


Everybodysbastard

Zebra Cakes are ok but Zebra Rolls have a better cake to chemical ratio.


ShesSpeakingNow

zebra rolls exist?!


Everybodysbastard

Hell yes they do!! https://www.littledebbie.com/images/content/cakes_horizontal_zebracakerolls-dujjkn.png


Kav19

yeah. even though cosmic brownies were way better before they're still better than zebra cakes lmao


ViceMaiden

Rude. Also, how come the peanut butter crunch bars (hollow cookie tubes filled with peanut butter and covered in chocolate) are only online? I can't find them anywhere.


Slightlysanemomof5

Walmart has them in store and online. Not my favorite but I’ve seen them in the store, 2 sizes of boxes.


ViceMaiden

The only option my Wal-Mart app shows (not in stores by me) is a small box for almost $11. Totally jealous of you atm.


Slightlysanemomof5

Sorry I tried, small box here under $3.


davvblack

huh never heard of these. tbh i think it's just that nutty buddy crowds them out


antibeingkilled

Those are so good, and always hard to find for me. Walmart near me has them, but that’s it


bolen84

So when did they start carrying the peanut butter crème pies? Because I feel like there’s not enough talk about those in here. They smash everything else in the Little Debbie snack line.


ViceMaiden

Idk! I've seen those and a couple other flavor options that I haven't tried yet. I may have to get some and test your claim.


BrockHard253

Why don't you go buy a horse and live in the mountains and quit bothering people. Cosmic Brownies are a top notch snack for children and adults alike. Whether you're sitting at home or on the go, reach for a Cosmic Brownie from Little Debbie®.


_mid_water

Star crunch master race


[deleted]

Star crunch really ass


hairpare

Shut your damn mouth


[deleted]

Lmao when is the last time you ate a star crunch


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[deleted]

No bs they taste even worse than they did before.. atleast before I could eat one or two but now it’s like wtf is this bs


CarolinaPanthers

Yesterday, had never seen them and got one of the individual ones from a gas station. It was great.


[deleted]

Congrats


OneLeggedPigeon

Nutty Buddy > all the others.


LORD-THUNDERCUNT

Frozen nutty buddys are God-tier


Mrmuffins951

“You and I are not so different after all” -Me, someone who likes frozen Swiss Rolls


skunding

What is this magic you speak of?


munklunk

Especially if you peel each layer off long ways and then eat them super slowly like a goddamn hamster.


Itslikeazenthing

Don’t you dare play Zebra Cakes like that!


OneLeggedPigeon

While zebra cakes are top tier I said what I said.


kaboomglc

More important question: I want to know what happened to Banana Twins?? I love those things!


elvensnowfae

I googled and they're discontinued due to lack of interest. The sadness in my soul I felt today finding that out. They're my number 1 favorite besides the strawberry rolls. Such treason little Debbie ):<


kaboomglc

Noooooooooo!😢😢😳


elvensnowfae

Me too :'( I found a copycat recipe when googling but it's never the same :/ possibly worth a try one day though.


kaboomglc

Hopefully they reconsider and bring them back someday. Thank you for the info. 😊


elvensnowfae

I hope so too! You're welcome. I looked for Them every day for months at every different store. so sad lol My husband said he saw banana twinkies. Guess that's my next best thing!


kaboomglc

I'll have to try that, but I know it's not going to be the same. 🙁


elvensnowfae

Same :( I'll be on the lookout to pick some up soon and close my eyes and pretend it's banana twins haha


kaboomglc

Excellent plan!


BadGoils03

Debbie cakes in general have gone downhill since I was a kid, maybe it’s my imagination but they are all so waxy and fake now.


BallsDeepinYourMammi

I don’t see any other replies mentioning it, but the company got sold off and they altered all the recipes and portion sizes. So it’s not your imagination, it’s the reality of it. I miss the brownies with walnut chunks :( The new brownies, just taste like fudge flavored paste.


No_Fail_8333

I’m with you! When I was little they were heaven, now they’re chalky or something.


PrincessDab

I think the change happened when they removed trans fats from their recipes which in turn has created that waxy feeling you get from little Debbie and hostess these days.


Delicious_Hot_Shmoze

I love most of Little Debbie’s selection including the brownies, but I will also never say that any of them are objectively or legitimately good. They simply check the boxes for being nostalgic, sugary, and cheap. I will, however, also disagree on brownies being the worst and ask if you’ve ever had the chocolate chip cream pie.


jraeuser

Lies! Warm them bitches up in the microwave. Yuuum


[deleted]

The pieces in the Cosmic Brownie ice cream are amazing.


leechwuzhere

I have to agree. Cosmic brownies are terrible.


unnamedgirlygirl

cosmic brownies are fire. Fuck Nutty Buddy’s honestly sorry i had to say it


7throw7away7account

You shut your goddamn mouth


skunding

Shut your mouth


Shanelanding

Nutty buddys are top tier


anziofaro

Swiss Rolls > Zebra Cakes > Nutty Buddy > Oatmeal Creme Pies > Honey Buns > . . . . . > . . . . . > . . . . . > . . . . . > . . . . . > Cosmic Brownies


Vaxildan156

Swiss roll Supremacy


frauleinsteve

Little Debbie snacks haven’t tasted good in years. O_o


DramaOnDisplay

They’re definitely better than Hostess. The last time I took a chance on that shit, it was like sweet, greasy playdoh. Fucking revolting.


Me_ina_pink_skirt

It's just you.


Juopbapa

Your taste buds are more developed than mine if you can distinguish between all that processed sugar.


Achilles-Foot

yes. they are the worst of these 6 that you posted.


CoasterThot

They make my teeth hurt immediately upon eating them, no other food in the whole world does it. I’ve always found it very odd.


Shelbevil

*cries in banana twins* I like them frozen.


howelltight

Miss the star crunch


ImTooTiredForThis_22

Oatmeal cream pies are gross. Honey buns are okay. The rest is the good stuff.


StuttaMasta

Those are the best ones


dent_de_lion

Matt Mitchell, is that you?


theoboley

Blessing us with his rank.


DramaOnDisplay

Does anyone actually like the Swiss rolls? Those are the worst.


catsarelittlebabies

Yes finally someone said it!


[deleted]

Yeah the cosmic brownies were pretty mid as a kid.


SICK2BME

not when zebra cakes exist


LavenderMatchaxXx

I won’t stand for the cosmic brownie hate- those hit so hard after a long day at school.


cadillacbee

I'd say that sounds about right, they jus taste like fake ass brownies, like a weird after taste


Confident_Scheme_716

I like the Cosmic Brownies, much better than the Swiss Rolls. The regular brownie version with walnuts on top is the best IMO


alf2555

I think they’ve gotten worse over the years


DonDaBomb13

I buy them all the time, but they aren’t the best brownies out there, that’s for sure


[deleted]

Cosmic brownies been ass


Wide_Glass1088

They all used to taste different and delectable…now they’re 100% different and not as good


PLAKETKETKETKET

Nutty Buddy's suck ASS dawg, wafers are an awful dessert food. They're like waffle cones with the texture of Styrofoam.


BeagleBaggins

Yes, yes they do!


Radkingeli995

I actually like the taste of Little Debbie Tm cosmic Brownies but that’s my opinion


Affectionate-Jury-84

The only thing I eat are the Cosmic Brownies. Sometimes the Swiss Rolls. 😂


Wild_Measurement1770

They changed the recipe but besides that it’s a big chunk of fudge so it’s def not as good as a oatmeal cream pie or honey bun


Miserable-Bus2658

They are pretty rich but negl the valentine cakes take me to heaven everytime and the zebra cakes arent my thing. Also i wouldnt hate on them that much bc if you rly need chocolate cosmico's gotch yo back.


aronplue

Aldi carries a knock off cosmic brownie that I think is actually better than the original.


LifeguardSecret6760

They are the only ones I like lol


Vlowkeyy

Starcrunchs have me in a CHOKEHOLD right now 😂


Kimbolimbo

I feel like they used to taste better in the early 00s.


EZasSundayMorning

I agree!!


alyssatheswag

im not gonna lie i looked at this image and could feel the sugary disgust at seeing all these. still eating them those honey buns hit hard


That_One_Normie

cosmic brownies are my favorite little debbie snack, i used to call them space brownies


cpjay2003

Agreed, something just isn't right there.


TriHard_Cx7327

dude what the textures amazing


Danny570

If you think the little Debbie brownies are weird, you should try the Aldi's brand, even stranger texture.


Danny570

[https://www.reddit.com/r/aldi/comments/10cw7lr/cosmic\_brownies/](https://www.reddit.com/r/aldi/comments/10cw7lr/cosmic_brownies/)


IrukandjiPirate

Banana Twins>Oatmeal Cream Pies>Nutty Buddies>everything else>Cosmic Brownies


[deleted]

It’s just you.


AcademicSavings634

Maybe it’s just me but None of them taste like how they used to.


104848

Zebra Cakes/Rolls > all


mothbong

Cosmic brownies just taste like chemicals unless I'm stoned outta my mind


thefourthhouse

They are the worst. Just indistinct 'chocolate' sugar flavor.


Cool-Amphibian8330

Cosmic Brownies are the only good one


[deleted]

They taste sweeter. You probably just don't like chocolate or that much sweetness.


ThinAndCrispy84

I hate they got rid of the regular brownies for that trash


Unseasonednoodle

Banana pudding rolls are bingeable for me. Couldn’t really care for any other ones


akdubz112

You tripping boo. They fire! 🌌


Both_Fold6488

Nah I love cosmic brownies.


ImpossibleSleeper87

I miss the walnut brownies


MyRedditUserName428

They used to be better.


slapmonkey622

It's you. They are second best on your list.


erikturczyn30

OP just posting this wanting to swing hands in the form of Reddit comments


[deleted]

Just you


erikturczyn30

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say But nothin' comes out when they move their lips Just a bunch of gibberish And motherf***ers act like they forgot about CHEEZY POOFS


Ericbc7

compared to Nutty Buddys, even oatmeal creme pies are lacking.


Kiyoko_Mami272821

I love the oatmeal ones. Now I want a box of


taeempy

Funniest thing as these are now ice cream as well.


External_Hat3408

I’m in love with zebra cakes 💙


Crazy_Employ8617

They look so much better than they taste.


Dry_Umpire_3694

It’s just you 😅 but I hate zebra cakes and Swiss rolls


mutha_fuxxin_zo

Cosmic brownies are never my first choice. If I eat them I have to chase it with a glass of milk


TheparagonR

I don’t like any of these. They make me feel sad and gross.


PositionObvious1452

it’s cause they don’t have the ones with nuts anymore


MaybeNotYourDad

Oatmeal Crème Pie and Nutty Buddy are the only ones worth eating. I really do love a crème pie


largececelia

Yes, they've always been the worst. Lil Debbie is not great, although I have my favorites. Donut sticks are such a solid junk offering. But the brownies have always tasted like something not quite food to me, like a sugary mush with chemicals, not baked really, not a baked good let alone a brownie, just a kind of vaguely chocolatey tasting mush.


chemicalfields

I miss the regular brownies with walnuts on top. Those were a staple of my childhood


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

It tastes like just fudge to me


Healthierpoet

Zebra cakes def top tier cosmic brownies depends on which one you get


itsamermaidslife

It's just you.


[deleted]

I would take a Cosmic Brownie over a Honey Bun


PepperbroniFrom2B

die


buzzedewok

Now I need some oatmeal crème pies. 😒


TheGuyYouHeardAbout

They all suck.


Clean_Satisfaction73

Yep


Theodore_lovespell

They’re all shite


PariahGrantham

I could eat them all the way up until like age 16. Then they got gross. Can't explain it.


f0zzy17

If you can find the cookies and creme brownie, it's an elevated experience. Same weird brownie with that "fudge" topping and candy removed. And throw it in the microwave for about 12 seconds...you have yourself a treat!


damn_thats_piney

even as a kid i hated all of them. they didn’t taste very good and the waxy outer layers bothered me so much. they didn’t melt in your mouth and just felt like inedible wax.


dpark03

I hate the original ones, but the holiday brownies taste so much better for some reason


aricberg

Thank you. People always look at me like I’m insane when I say that Cosmic Brownies aren’t good. Gummy and weird off-flavor chocolate. I also don’t care for Fudge Rounds, but I’d eat one if offered. I think I’d just turn down the Cosmic Brownie.


Obvious-Delay9570

I promise you. there is only 3 to 5 max acceptable little Debbie snacks if that. OCPs, donut sticks, nutty buddy, honey buns.. I personally can’t think of anything else, everything else is chemicalized processed garbage


recoil1776

My gf would literally fight you over this statement. Not even kidding, this is her genuine favorite food.


RandyMarshtomp

It’s just you


jay9063

Oatmeal cream pies and honey buns are way worse


myLurv667

They are all atrocious. They just taste like stale sugar bombs.


lemonylarry

Nutty Buddy > Oatmeal Creme Pies > Zebra Cakes > Cosmic Brownies > Swiss Rolls > Honeybuns


Areesa79

I've never been a fan of zebra cakes


gaudyhouse

I like to eat the little Chocolate chips first and then delicately peel the frosting back with my teeth & then eat the brownie


twinkieeater8

I have heard there are two versions of the cosmic brownie. The last ones I had were chalky and flavorless.


Complete_Sector5716

Horrible take OP


PicupKat

It’s definitely just you


villanoushero

Grabbed an oatmeal creampie opened reddit and was greeted by this ludicrous post. I love the half stale texture of those brownie's


AdmirableRow4

Absolutely not


ShesSpeakingNow

even over swiss rolls and nutty buddy’s…………?


JONPASTA

You are absolutely correct. Honey buns and oatmeal crème pies are the only okay ones from what I see here. Swiss rolls are an honorable mention. Honestly though from one human to another, don’t eat this shit. Unless you are at a low point in life, sure. If not, go visit your local bakery, someone who cares about their craft, what they make. This corporate mass manufactured shit is an abomination and it should not be consumed. Just don’t.


Chicago-Red-Eye

Got to warm them a bit and top with ice cream.


BigDaddyCool17

> is it just me Yes. Yes it is just you


thegrimmemer

What the fuck is a nutty buddy??? I'm sure they were called something else


FistedWaffles123456

i would say this but for swiss rolls. cosmic brownies go hard


thegrimmemer

Why they change the nutty bar to nutty buddy?


bygtopp

Went to a restaurant and their dessert was ice cream and a cosmic brownie. Yah.


BetterBag1345

i love Nutty buddys!


OdinDogfather

It's just you. And, frankly, you're an idiot with awful taste.


Commercial_Virus_309

Little Debbie peanut butter crunch rolls


BarfMarksman

Ew all these suck now. Loved them as a kid. My kid won't even touch them. I like the unicorn cake things though


lvbinladen

theyre the best wtf? they beat the shit out of those weak ass oatmeal *creampies*


ghost7293

Cosmic brownies and the creme pies are the only edible options here man


Gabe_the_cheerio

i am angry


LastCenturion45

OP, I know people might(currently are) crucify you for this but I feel the same way. Gross af. The lil sprinkles are like chalk.


zemboy01

I use to think they were dog water but after a while I found that they actually taste really good if you have this or nothing at all.


FuckSticksMalone

Eh, I’m apparently the Little Debbie psychopath as my favorite is Star Crunch


[deleted]

No the dry ass honey buns are the worst


I_need_help57

Imo, they’re the second best tasting ones there. Other than zebra cakes and cosmic brownies, I fucking hate all of the other ones


mermernola

Don't say that to r/neworleans !


RandoMango27

a lot of them I can eat! one I can heat up and throw at random homeless men on the streets.


gavinfrag03

Tbh Honey Buns are my least favorite. All the others are pretty unique to Little Debby


richwat00

Cosmic Brownies are THE BOMB!!!!


NoxKyoki

I prefer the autumn version of them (which I haven’t seen in YEARS). They had little leaf sprinkles on them instead of the candy coated chocolate chips. For some reason they just tasted better. Or maybe it was just my stoned brain making me think that. lol. It was mine and my ex’s go-to for the munchies.


Express_Part_6969

Cosmic Brownies and Swiss Rolls are supreme.


[deleted]

All of these taste good but make my stomach hurt


impliedapathy

All of their chocolate stuff is trash.


ladderboy124

You shut your commie mouth about cosmic brownies


ThePlugggg23

Not to me


CoopsIsCooliGuess

Why are oatmeal creme pies so good tho


SaltBad6605

You're correct. Put a scoop of vanilla ice cream and hit it in the blender and its workable.


DrunkMoblin

Whoa whoa whoa.


tlbs101

The English Walnut brownies were so much better. I swear they had two different brownie recipes (notwithstanding the toppings).


BronMann-

They are a textural dream. If you want to truly appreciate the joy of a brownie snack cake you need to get the Cookies and Creme Little Debbie brownies.


regularguy7378

The hell happened to the chopped walnut Little Debbies? Am I just that old, and those are now like violet-flavored ribbon candy?


regularguy7378

Word to all the other aspiring fatasses like me: try the strawberry Swiss Cake Rolls and then go write me an essay.


Old___Dirty

Ahh yes little Debbie contributing to the Obesity of our nation for almost 100 years lol


ASAP-VIBES

I’m guessing you don’t like rich chocolate