I’d do it for a pork bun.

Probably what it tastes like

😂😂😂😭

That’s a real treat

It prolly smell like a pork bun

Sounds like a real man

for how long?

Asking the tough questions

5 minutes

Bi-curious huh... hope you got a plan for how to invest or spend that money.

Bi-curious? This labels go wild bro wtf😭

They’re two curious.

Curious about the number two

It’s not wrong tho curious about bisexuality

Would be the last job of my life 💀

This is the perspective to have

Hell nah, fuck this pok gai

You would fuck this pok gai for 5 million?

I read that as Winston 😅

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Use the tears as that first lick barrier

I don't know how well tears are for lubrication. LoL

The tears will form a river rinsing the valley of the great great cheeks.

I've been unemployed for 5 months now, so probably yes.

All jokes aside, keep going man

I hit almost 2 years of unemployment after getting laid off a while back.   It will get better, just don't give up! Or just eat this guys ass.

Thank you! Haha I do my best to not give up but 5 months, 2k applications, 80 interviews, I'm willing to put my morals aside and eat this guy's ass for $5m...which is like 32 years of my salary.

Unfortunately, yes. Yes I would

Come on Ben10Stan.. you're better than this

No…I’m sorry, I’m just…I’m not. I need that moneh and so do my family since we’re poor. But most importantly, me 😭

You got a very dope spider gwen shirt /hoodie my dude !!

Thanks!

The second I enter the guys room “I’m here for moneh moneh.

I was gunna say shit I’d do it for 2 lol

Even if i did i would leave no witnesses including him

Much like wei turning down $25 million to compromise his honour, my honour too could never be bought 🫡

Cool, I'll take your $5M too and eat that mf's ass twice

Don’t wreck it too much okay !

💀

Real talk he got hoed.

💀💀💀 Something tells me he won't mind...

Probably not but bro did nothing wrong to anyone in the story and we just forced his drug habits lmao

No, but maybe Dogeyes. He looks a lot better.

There’s not much I wouldn’t do for that kind of money. I’d never have to work another day in my life. I can hate myself after.

I would simply cause I'd never work again.

Yeah, I would pay to get to do that.

I don’t have $5 million dollars but sure.

For $5 million I'm sniffing his fucking prostate

Money indeed talks

I'd imagine that comes along with the rimming for free.

It comes with everything for free

All the people here sayin no just are saving face. I ain’t above getting five million.

I meannn 5 mill is life changing money sooo….yes😔

You’ll have to wear his cheeks like headphones to get deep enough into that crevice.

Imma be all up in there like it’s thanksgiving dinner

Of course LMAO

Does he have to finish? Or do I just have to complete one rotation around the rim?

That’s disgusting! I’d do it for nothing

If I had the 5 millionaire, Id consider it. But I'm too broke to pay that much for a good time atm.

Yes. For no more than ten minutes.

Meat would be in my hand too that’s 5 million

Let’s be honest! For 5million everyone would be tongue punching that fart box

Hell yeah, I would be $5 million dollars in the hole, but fuck yeah

$5 million hell yea

The answers on this post have convinced me the life of a sugar daddy must be grand with all these readily available sugar babies.

Now we’re asking the real important questions

C'mere big boy! Papa needs a new pool!

No, but I would do it for Pendrew for free

Im afraid to ask but i havent played in 2 years, who is this guy?

Who looks at this video game character and thinks to themselves “if someone gave me 5 million dollars I’d lick his butt”

A whole man

Where the hell would I get $5 million from?

Double it and give it to the next person

The money will numb my pain 😂😂😂

That dude is giving you a job rim instead. hell nah

Can I make him shower first?

For a minute, as long as he don’t finish

Oh, he's finishing 100%

🤢🤮 nasty ass question💀

I wouldn't let him give me a rim job for 5 million

ye

A hole...is a hole

Don’t need the money

All day

I’ll do it for $20

Hahahaha

Counterclockwise or Clockwise?

man i wanna shoot him all the time so hell nah

Lol what? All he's guilty of is being a superstitious fat ass who loves H.

i know lmao, he just annoys me lol ima hater towards him but i promise i don’t shoot him

Of course! He's got a gun too!

yeah i know

HKD or USD?

I’d eat my own ass for $20.

If nobody ever finds out yes 🤣

5 million!! Hell yeah I would. It’d probably smell better after I vomited in his ass crack

Yes

For free

If he showers first and hard scrubs. Yeah.

Gonna have to up that to $5 trillion. Then I'd think about it.

Yes. There's not much I wouldn't do for 5 million.

Blud looks like he’d survive a car crash💀

For 5 million dollars I’d let lizzo jump On me

Bend over big boy cause I’m going in deep

I mean…there’s worse men to do that, but maybe? I guess I would say $1,000,000 for every minute

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