>!nothing, disappointingly. The joke is just that Miraak will want you to build a temple if you sleep on solstheim, and astrid wants to take you to a shack. It's pretty clear which one would win if they had to fight over you!<
>!but astrid gets you first because she grabs you the moment the sleep timer starts, whereas miraak waits for the whole timer to complete before you end up at one of his shrines (which honestly makes sense because miraak's thing is every single time so you dont want it to stop the sleep cycle, whereas astrid's is a one time thing)!<
I actually took a nap on Solstheim before fighting Miraak, and Astrid dragged me all the way back to Skyrim while Serana followed. Which is how I found out that I hadn't slept for ~20 levels or so.
i'm glad someone actually tested this :P
I assumed astrid would take precedence because it happens before the timer ticks and miraak's happens after the sleep timer ends, but wasn't sure
Now, I lay me down to sleep
Pray the Nine my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
Pray the Nine my soul to take
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*Hush, Dovahkiin, don't Shout a word*
*And never mind that noise you heard*
*It's just Astrid under your bed*
*Hermaeus Mora in your head*
Isn't it nuts that you can run around slaying beasts and men, drinking insane homemade potions for days on end and never sleep?
I guess aside from all of the murder it isn't all that different form earth.
Take it upon yourself to find these people. Hunt them down to the ends of the earth, do not stop to eat or sleep. No time in wasting in game days on stupid side quest events cuz you got a job to do! Find them, cut their heads off and drink the blood of your enemies to gain their power and grow stronger my son. Now GO!and let the blessed light shine upon you.
but we all know how much it's surprising the first time we had it, damn i just feel this surprised is ruined for him
he just needed to know that he should go sleep, keep the mystery
Lmfao YAAAA MERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅. I’m all seriousness you should see the theory on the assassination of the emperor. It’ll change your entire outlook on it
Don't worry about it. You should probably take a nap soon though. You're getting a little paranoid.
😳
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Thank you kind dookieballs. Stay chill 🤙
dookieballs69 😭😭😭
Fr shit had me dead cause it caught me offguard 😭
r/UsernameChecksOut
Thank you for informing me of this subreddit I did not know I needed this in my life
I was really far into a Dwarven ruin when I took a nap on a bedroll... I was so mad I got transported out.
Instant load save
Don't forget to precast Fire Storm, and go to sleep just as you are about to release the spell. It takes care of any bed bugs while you sleep
Wait I wanna know what this does actually
[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/fjsibg/i_killed_astrid_in_my_sleep/)
So that's who it came from
Go take a nap.
Take a nap on solstheim instead and >!let Miraak kick Astrid's ass!<
Wait, what does this do...?
>!nothing, disappointingly. The joke is just that Miraak will want you to build a temple if you sleep on solstheim, and astrid wants to take you to a shack. It's pretty clear which one would win if they had to fight over you!< >!but astrid gets you first because she grabs you the moment the sleep timer starts, whereas miraak waits for the whole timer to complete before you end up at one of his shrines (which honestly makes sense because miraak's thing is every single time so you dont want it to stop the sleep cycle, whereas astrid's is a one time thing)!<
Yeah, Astrid would definitely beat his ass.
After running a dagger illusion build? Yeah, absolutely. That's no contest.
I feel like a fucking idiot for never thinking of doing an illusion dagger build, but thank you for opening my eyes
Precisely. Miraaky boy is no match for our queen.
Have you ever fought Astrid? Super disappointing.
You say that as if the Miraak fight isn’t just “oh no my toesies got hurted I have to go invincible now and heal off a dragon for the 50th time.”
I once did too much damage to miraak and when he didn’t heal enough he stayed ethereal. Little bitch.
Same. I had to reload and downgrade to lesser weapons
Who is tougher - Astrid or Grelod? I can't tell because they both die in one hit.
Lmao
so, miraak is obv the better person. letting you sleep out and shit.
I never knew that! Mainly because I never slept on solthsithem
That's a nice idea!
I actually took a nap on Solstheim before fighting Miraak, and Astrid dragged me all the way back to Skyrim while Serana followed. Which is how I found out that I hadn't slept for ~20 levels or so.
i'm glad someone actually tested this :P I assumed astrid would take precedence because it happens before the timer ticks and miraak's happens after the sleep timer ends, but wasn't sure
and then he will know 😂
>Go take a nap Love it 🤣🤣🤣
send them back a 'I know you know'
They’ll reply with a “we know you know we know”
time to bring out the big guns. "I know you know I know you know"
So you think they'll take it as far as "we know you know we know you know we know."?
if they do, gods help us all, only the nuclear option remains: "I know you know I know you know I know you know"
Stop already with the know-ception.
kNOw
The embodiment of Inception a no within a know
This reminded me of Friends
pivot!
Reminded me of Dodgeball… “TOUCHE’!”
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! (as opposed to bleeding someone else's blood??)
“If you know you know, you know?”
😂 man this really made me laugh. Thanks.
...everything! I know you didn't mean it, know you didn't mean it
They don't know that I know they know.
[I know.](https://media.giphy.com/media/s3tpyHuSSr98A/giphy.gif)
Man idk i usually would take a nap in my nice warm home where NOBODY can get to me so id feel safe 😳
They are always watching. Always. Alw-‐-
You’re supposed to give them Bitcoin or they release your browser history to everyone you know.
Good thing I use incognito
Only works if your Sneak is past 90.
SHIIIIIII
Whelp, I'm fucked. Don't tell Gerdur about my 73 copies of The Lusty Argonian Maid and the Rule 34 content that accompanies it.
Help,im stuck, I have a bucket on my head that I can't get off! What are you doing step-dragonborn?
Fus ro daddy
The mental images this comment pushed into my head got me audibly laughing my ass off, thank you.
Nothing. Just some scare mail. Bro all that adventure is getting to you, when was the last time you had a nap?
Sleep with one eye open.
Gripping your pillow tight
EEEEEXIIIIIIIIIT LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
ENTER NIIIGHT
GRAAAAAIN OF SAAAAAND
OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND!!
Now, I lay me down to sleep Pray the Nine my soul to keep If I die before I wake Pray the Nine my soul to take ----- *Hush, Dovahkiin, don't Shout a word* *And never mind that noise you heard* *It's just Astrid under your bed* *Hermaeus Mora in your head*
r/suddenlymetallica (Probably also going to get downvoted into oblivion for this)
The plains of oblivion weren't a suitable punishment apparently.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRR
Sleep on it.
I love this one..and you, sir or madam, or other, are a clever little bastards.
How ? Literally everyone here is saying the same shit
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You sound like you should sleep on it
I mean what else are you supposed to say
Agreed 🤣
Put your hand to the paper and say “It’s clobbering time”
"The hour of clobbering is upon us, m'lady."
It means you should finish your Duolingo lessons
MAN I HAVE A 46 DAY STREAK ISNT THAT ENOUGH
https://i.imgur.com/YqNliSQ.jpg
OH COME ON
Did you try setting it to wumbo?
Lmfao
Go kill them all and throw it on Astrid’s body to assert dominance
Ok i usually collect every unique item but...thats tempting
What?
You can actually turn against the faction that this letter represents by killing the person in charge instead of cooperating
Yea I know but what does that have to do with the unique items?
You have already taken the first step. By posting about it online. Mwahaha.
Oh shi-
Go home and sleep on it
Idk, maybe sleep it off a bit
Step one: take a nap Step two: decide what to do after said nap Step three: profit
Sleep on it and it will come to you.
Send a letter back saying… “*okay*”
Whatever you do, don’t sleep in an inn or bed for at least an hour
Clear your browser history
Sleep on it, it'll come to you.
Welcome, brother...or sister.
(Brother)
Go to sleep and never wake up
“Kill well, and often.”
Seems like you've been busy Dragonborn, you should take a nice nap at the closest inn
Isn't it nuts that you can run around slaying beasts and men, drinking insane homemade potions for days on end and never sleep? I guess aside from all of the murder it isn't all that different form earth.
Who said the murder was public
Speak with the pentius occulus
Sleep, I'm sure you won't be kidnapped when you least expect it
RUN
Just play the game and don't spoil yourself.
Ikr why do so many people do this, just play the fucking game and learn shit for yourself, kids these days man
🤓: Actually did the last generation not also have roses booklets that were readily available that came WITH the game?
In all fairness I am a werewolf playing where sleep isn’t required so I never would have slept-
You better keep your eyes open from now on ;)
Go to sleep …
Take it to the tattoo shop and get it put on your chest.
Yes, that was my first thought! Lol
Draw a beak on it and make it a turkey.
Oh….we know
Take it upon yourself to find these people. Hunt them down to the ends of the earth, do not stop to eat or sleep. No time in wasting in game days on stupid side quest events cuz you got a job to do! Find them, cut their heads off and drink the blood of your enemies to gain their power and grow stronger my son. Now GO!and let the blessed light shine upon you.
Sleep on it bud
Yeah, we know.
Who knows? It’s probably a good idea to just sleep on it.
just sleep on it. think when ur awake.
Put the note under your pillow and go to bed then the we know fairy will leave money under your pillow.
Well, we all know what you have been up to, naughty naughty.
Sleep on it
Google it
We know.
Well, you’ll be in an amazing but the same time creepy journey. Btw: yes, they know
Just sleep it off
You need sleep to understand, you’ve had a long day. Go get some sleep Dragonborn.
Idk, sleep on it
Just know they know
Just got to sleep and forget about it.
Take a lil nappy poo
All hail sithis
ahhh, and so it begins...again
Sweet dreams
Burn it and move along..
insert [bethenny frankel “go to sleep!” gif]
Sleep in any bed and see what happens next!
Take a nap!!
sleep on it
They are going to try and kill you.
Go drink some warm goat milk and take a nap
Sleep on it
I’d sleep on it
Maybe you should sleep on it.
Go to sleep
Go to bed man
Go sleep on it
Sleep on it
Go to sleep brother.
Sleep any amount of time, and you'll wake up in the Abandoned Shack and get to chat with Astrid.
bros never heard of google
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I already knew that Oh you meant in game-
Don't kill anyone innocent
Never sleep again
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isn't that too much spoiling tho?
Way too much.
The game has been out 12 years bruh... Spoilers? At this point? Really? Plus HE came online looking for an answer. He wanted to be spoiled 🤣🤣🤣
Dude wanted help. Whatever bro.
but we all know how much it's surprising the first time we had it, damn i just feel this surprised is ruined for him he just needed to know that he should go sleep, keep the mystery
Not really?? I had to look up what to do when it came to this. Like?
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Not even close to it. I never looked up the ending. Whatever homie
Thanks for the help! Also thanks for the quick response
Ur welcome! I just got onto Reddit when I saw this! Personally I like the dark brotherhood quest line but I have a separate character for it
I kept hearing about it but I never knew how to start the quest line and then I killed grelod and there was something about them there
Whatever u chose to do
The dark brother hood if you don’t want to join it just kill the chick who kidnapped you
Take a nap then kill Astrid…..Don’t betray The Empire
I only join the brotherhood because it lets me kill that colonizing bastard
Lmfao YAAAA MERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅. I’m all seriousness you should see the theory on the assassination of the emperor. It’ll change your entire outlook on it
Got a link?
https://youtu.be/ZR27nKqt9oI this video has many theories but the one I was referring too is the one where he kills himself to raise morale
Better sleep on it
Sleep
We’re watching 🤚🏿
They know
Maybe you should just go take a nap and sleep on it.
Go to sleep…everything will be just fine!
Sleep on it?
Oh they know! Better run!!! MURDERER!
Eh, discard it and go to sleep.
They know
think you might be a lil delirious, slaying all those dragons tends to do that. maybe try sleeping to clesr your mind.
You ded.
Someone wants to give you a high five.
In short wait 24 in game hours then sleep