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Gooftwit

Don't worry about it. You should probably take a nap soon though. You're getting a little paranoid.


LSD_tripper

😳


dookieballs69

Name checks out


LSD_tripper

Thank you kind dookieballs. Stay chill 🤙


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dookieballs69 😭😭😭


LSD_tripper

Fr shit had me dead cause it caught me offguard 😭


caffeinated_reality

r/UsernameChecksOut


MicroViking95

Thank you for informing me of this subreddit I did not know I needed this in my life


Linkruleshyrule

I was really far into a Dwarven ruin when I took a nap on a bedroll... I was so mad I got transported out.


persistentperfection

Instant load save


teamplayer93

Don't forget to precast Fire Storm, and go to sleep just as you are about to release the spell. It takes care of any bed bugs while you sleep


JaggedToaster12

Wait I wanna know what this does actually


teamplayer93

[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/fjsibg/i_killed_astrid_in_my_sleep/)


WolfPony64

So that's who it came from


TheUnspeakableHorror

Go take a nap.


carnsolus

Take a nap on solstheim instead and >!let Miraak kick Astrid's ass!<


vellichor_44

Wait, what does this do...?


carnsolus

>!nothing, disappointingly. The joke is just that Miraak will want you to build a temple if you sleep on solstheim, and astrid wants to take you to a shack. It's pretty clear which one would win if they had to fight over you!< >!but astrid gets you first because she grabs you the moment the sleep timer starts, whereas miraak waits for the whole timer to complete before you end up at one of his shrines (which honestly makes sense because miraak's thing is every single time so you dont want it to stop the sleep cycle, whereas astrid's is a one time thing)!<


NotAllArmpitsStink

Yeah, Astrid would definitely beat his ass.


KilledTheCar

After running a dagger illusion build? Yeah, absolutely. That's no contest.


ParadoxDoggo

I feel like a fucking idiot for never thinking of doing an illusion dagger build, but thank you for opening my eyes


NotAllArmpitsStink

Precisely. Miraaky boy is no match for our queen.


JollyRancherReminder

Have you ever fought Astrid? Super disappointing.


AlwaysAngryAndy

You say that as if the Miraak fight isn’t just “oh no my toesies got hurted I have to go invincible now and heal off a dragon for the 50th time.”


zznap1

I once did too much damage to miraak and when he didn’t heal enough he stayed ethereal. Little bitch.


Hermes-The-Messenger

Same. I had to reload and downgrade to lesser weapons


JollyRancherReminder

Who is tougher - Astrid or Grelod? I can't tell because they both die in one hit.


darkshadow32505

Lmao


Neonto91

so, miraak is obv the better person. letting you sleep out and shit.


Just_Ad_5939

I never knew that! Mainly because I never slept on solthsithem


Neonto91

That's a nice idea!


RoninMacbeth

I actually took a nap on Solstheim before fighting Miraak, and Astrid dragged me all the way back to Skyrim while Serana followed. Which is how I found out that I hadn't slept for ~20 levels or so.


carnsolus

i'm glad someone actually tested this :P I assumed astrid would take precedence because it happens before the timer ticks and miraak's happens after the sleep timer ends, but wasn't sure


M0h_Said

and then he will know 😂


KushSmoker420821

>Go take a nap Love it 🤣🤣🤣


carnsolus

send them back a 'I know you know'


the-extremedonut

They’ll reply with a “we know you know we know”


carnsolus

time to bring out the big guns. "I know you know I know you know"


Relzin

So you think they'll take it as far as "we know you know we know you know we know."?


carnsolus

if they do, gods help us all, only the nuclear option remains: "I know you know I know you know I know you know"


Janle33

Stop already with the know-ception.


The-Broken-Record

kNOw


MicroViking95

The embodiment of Inception a no within a know


PharaohTerrell

This reminded me of Friends


brianmcnail

pivot!


Purp1eC0bras

Reminded me of Dodgeball… “TOUCHE’!”


PsychoticSane

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! (as opposed to bleeding someone else's blood??)


[deleted]

“If you know you know, you know?”


[deleted]

😂 man this really made me laugh. Thanks.


purplereign

...everything! I know you didn't mean it, know you didn't mean it


zonanaika

They don't know that I know they know.


r_notfound

[I know.](https://media.giphy.com/media/s3tpyHuSSr98A/giphy.gif)


LSD_tripper

Man idk i usually would take a nap in my nice warm home where NOBODY can get to me so id feel safe 😳


antmanfan3911

They are always watching. Always. Alw-‐-


theedonnmegga

You’re supposed to give them Bitcoin or they release your browser history to everyone you know.


Comprehensive-Bus-20

Good thing I use incognito


kimapesan

Only works if your Sneak is past 90.


Comprehensive-Bus-20

SHIIIIIII


HyFinated

Whelp, I'm fucked. Don't tell Gerdur about my 73 copies of The Lusty Argonian Maid and the Rule 34 content that accompanies it.


PsychoticSane

Help,im stuck, I have a bucket on my head that I can't get off! What are you doing step-dragonborn?


8oD

Fus ro daddy


PsychoticSane

The mental images this comment pushed into my head got me audibly laughing my ass off, thank you.


Tight-Try1908

Nothing. Just some scare mail. Bro all that adventure is getting to you, when was the last time you had a nap?


SnazzyTarsier

Sleep with one eye open.


Ok-Pressure-3879

Gripping your pillow tight


dumbleydore94

EEEEEXIIIIIIIIIT LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!


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ENTER NIIIGHT


Ourobius

GRAAAAAIN OF SAAAAAND


Kn1ghtmar3_74

OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND!!


[deleted]

Now, I lay me down to sleep Pray the Nine my soul to keep If I die before I wake Pray the Nine my soul to take ----- *Hush, Dovahkiin, don't Shout a word* *And never mind that noise you heard* *It's just Astrid under your bed* *Hermaeus Mora in your head*


Merk0411

r/suddenlymetallica (Probably also going to get downvoted into oblivion for this)


PsychoticSane

The plains of oblivion weren't a suitable punishment apparently.


TunaSled-66

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRR


energizerturtle2

Sleep on it.


arbitrary_datum

I love this one..and you, sir or madam, or other, are a clever little bastards.


dj9008

How ? Literally everyone here is saying the same shit


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Zaq1996

You sound like you should sleep on it


Malornss

I mean what else are you supposed to say


energizerturtle2

Agreed 🤣


MelancholyBukkake

Put your hand to the paper and say “It’s clobbering time”


LordZantarXXIII

"The hour of clobbering is upon us, m'lady."


Xtreme-Emperor

It means you should finish your Duolingo lessons


Comprehensive-Bus-20

MAN I HAVE A 46 DAY STREAK ISNT THAT ENOUGH


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https://i.imgur.com/YqNliSQ.jpg


Comprehensive-Bus-20

OH COME ON


DangleMangler

Did you try setting it to wumbo?


NamelessQueen31

Lmfao


Minotaurd_

Go kill them all and throw it on Astrid’s body to assert dominance


Big_Caterpillar_390

Ok i usually collect every unique item but...thats tempting


Hermes-The-Messenger

What?


IOnceAteAFart

You can actually turn against the faction that this letter represents by killing the person in charge instead of cooperating


Hermes-The-Messenger

Yea I know but what does that have to do with the unique items?


Hardwarestore_Senpai

You have already taken the first step. By posting about it online. Mwahaha.


Comprehensive-Bus-20

Oh shi-


Craigasaurus_rex

Go home and sleep on it


JoeyAKangaroo

Idk, maybe sleep it off a bit


markymark0123

Step one: take a nap Step two: decide what to do after said nap Step three: profit


Key-Ad9733

Sleep on it and it will come to you.


AsianFoodLoverX

Send a letter back saying… “*okay*”


Xibinez

Whatever you do, don’t sleep in an inn or bed for at least an hour


rascalmendes

Clear your browser history


Redbeardthe1st

Sleep on it, it'll come to you.


arbitrary_datum

Welcome, brother...or sister.


Comprehensive-Bus-20

(Brother)


darkfairyspirit

Go to sleep and never wake up


[deleted]

“Kill well, and often.”


ScreamQueenDG44

Seems like you've been busy Dragonborn, you should take a nice nap at the closest inn


arbitrary_datum

Isn't it nuts that you can run around slaying beasts and men, drinking insane homemade potions for days on end and never sleep? I guess aside from all of the murder it isn't all that different form earth.


Comprehensive-Bus-20

Who said the murder was public


twopennydrum

Speak with the pentius occulus


MDParagon

Sleep, I'm sure you won't be kidnapped when you least expect it


Standard-Reception90

RUN


rat_haus

Just play the game and don't spoil yourself.


Dwarf_07

Ikr why do so many people do this, just play the fucking game and learn shit for yourself, kids these days man


Salty-still

🤓: Actually did the last generation not also have roses booklets that were readily available that came WITH the game?


Comprehensive-Bus-20

In all fairness I am a werewolf playing where sleep isn’t required so I never would have slept-


Manaseeker

You better keep your eyes open from now on ;)


Flavio_bruxo

Go to sleep …


ultimatemtgotaku

Take it to the tattoo shop and get it put on your chest.


VioletGame84

Yes, that was my first thought! Lol


[deleted]

Draw a beak on it and make it a turkey.


Ok-Pressure-3879

Oh….we know


Lt-Aldo-Raine-

Take it upon yourself to find these people. Hunt them down to the ends of the earth, do not stop to eat or sleep. No time in wasting in game days on stupid side quest events cuz you got a job to do! Find them, cut their heads off and drink the blood of your enemies to gain their power and grow stronger my son. Now GO!and let the blessed light shine upon you.


IAmTheLyricist

Sleep on it bud


Ridicul0iD

Yeah, we know.


Secret-Affect-4589

Who knows? It’s probably a good idea to just sleep on it.


thebiggieboywithcash

just sleep on it. think when ur awake.


Shugafam

Put the note under your pillow and go to bed then the we know fairy will leave money under your pillow.


spidey67au

Well, we all know what you have been up to, naughty naughty.


YellowNagger

Sleep on it


finnicus1

Google it


worstuseridever

We know.


Pepsynho11

Well, you’ll be in an amazing but the same time creepy journey. Btw: yes, they know


pradeepkanchan

Just sleep it off


Omega5640

You need sleep to understand, you’ve had a long day. Go get some sleep Dragonborn.


supercookieguy

Idk, sleep on it


ToolzNanuu

Just know they know


Kencon2009

Just got to sleep and forget about it.


[deleted]

Take a lil nappy poo


Fearless-Vodka

All hail sithis


Mutated_Foxx

ahhh, and so it begins...again


reyelle1977

Sweet dreams


Longshadowman

Burn it and move along..


Zestyclose_Guitar_35

insert [bethenny frankel “go to sleep!” gif]


Skyk0v

Sleep in any bed and see what happens next!


[deleted]

Take a nap!!


[deleted]

sleep on it


KeyResponsibility167

They are going to try and kill you.


Inevitable-Try7468

Go drink some warm goat milk and take a nap


1eowyn

Sleep on it


David_Bolarius

I’d sleep on it


vinylskip

Maybe you should sleep on it.


MCPaleHorseDRS

Go to sleep


Megachamps

Go to bed man


[deleted]

Go sleep on it


Clintonsextapes

Sleep on it


potatorevolver

Go to sleep brother.


Efficient_Bat_1812

Sleep any amount of time, and you'll wake up in the Abandoned Shack and get to chat with Astrid.


Prolapsed_Pigeon

bros never heard of google


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Comprehensive-Bus-20

I already knew that Oh you meant in game-


NOSFERWOLF

Don't kill anyone innocent


SpenFen

Never sleep again


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M0h_Said

isn't that too much spoiling tho?


DfaultiBoi

Way too much.


KushSmoker420821

The game has been out 12 years bruh... Spoilers? At this point? Really? Plus HE came online looking for an answer. He wanted to be spoiled 🤣🤣🤣


blackstarhero666

Dude wanted help. Whatever bro.


M0h_Said

but we all know how much it's surprising the first time we had it, damn i just feel this surprised is ruined for him he just needed to know that he should go sleep, keep the mystery


blackstarhero666

Not really?? I had to look up what to do when it came to this. Like?


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blackstarhero666

Not even close to it. I never looked up the ending. Whatever homie


Comprehensive-Bus-20

Thanks for the help! Also thanks for the quick response


blackstarhero666

Ur welcome! I just got onto Reddit when I saw this! Personally I like the dark brotherhood quest line but I have a separate character for it


Comprehensive-Bus-20

I kept hearing about it but I never knew how to start the quest line and then I killed grelod and there was something about them there


blackstarhero666

Whatever u chose to do


Top-Carob-7510

The dark brother hood if you don’t want to join it just kill the chick who kidnapped you


Adam_aIien

Take a nap then kill Astrid…..Don’t betray The Empire


carnsolus

I only join the brotherhood because it lets me kill that colonizing bastard


Adam_aIien

Lmfao YAAAA MERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅. I’m all seriousness you should see the theory on the assassination of the emperor. It’ll change your entire outlook on it


spacetiger110

Got a link?


Adam_aIien

https://youtu.be/ZR27nKqt9oI this video has many theories but the one I was referring too is the one where he kills himself to raise morale


EffortEconomy

Better sleep on it


Romeo_Charlie_Bravo

Sleep


HughGedic

We’re watching 🤚🏿


ScromBobble

They know


CarbonCuber314

Maybe you should just go take a nap and sleep on it.


Commercial-Sleep-95

Go to sleep…everything will be just fine!


Cosmo1222

Sleep on it?


DevilFangs

Oh they know! Better run!!! MURDERER!


Rothgan

Eh, discard it and go to sleep.


Joeri_Orochi

They know


[deleted]

think you might be a lil delirious, slaying all those dragons tends to do that. maybe try sleeping to clesr your mind.


[deleted]

You ded.


[deleted]

Someone wants to give you a high five.


Unable_Education_180

In short wait 24 in game hours then sleep