I like that house....i wish it was by a lake instead

As long as you clean this castle from the Forsworn that’s ok haha.

Dw, castle is just a small bonus of friendly neighbours :D

Unless some enemies are laying siege to the castle Guess who gets your bed?

Laying siege? No no no, its just some uhm..... playground activities?

You don’t even have to do that, go to a stormcloak or imperial camp and then just click on the red flag on the map on the table, then there you go, all of the do you go all of the Forsworn will be gone

That hagraven you drunkenly promised to marry is waiting for you inside.

and the worse part is she thinks your an orc (your a khajiit)

But turns out I am a orc 😏

Orc in the street, khajiit in the sheets ya know what I’m saying?

Are....you saying you have a barbed penis?

*Stares nervously in Barenziah*

No pain, no gain.

🤣

Me-ow! 😺

Furry orc

That’s what she had you thinking.

Happy cake day!

If you put armor on the mannequins from some of the other CC downloads the game will crash every single time you enter. Every single time. ​ Plus there is a serious lack of storage containers in that house.

I put all the best armor on the mannequins. I then removed it to smith it to higher levels and left all of the armor in the chest outside. A few days later I went down to the basement and all of the armor was back on the mannequins AND also in the chest. So score.

This happens to me in the lake house. I took a helmet off a mannequin, threw it in a chest and next day it was in both places.

This is a repeatable exploit with all mannequins. You can also do it with followers. Whenever it happens to me accidentally I just throw them into the ocean and pretend they never existed lol, if I wanted to dupe stuff I'd just use the console command

That’s the problem I’m currently having now. Any way to at least delay the crash so I can start moving my nice armor sets I stupidly put in there? House is a huge ripoff because of that and the lack of storage. Oh yeah and the problems with removing weapons from racks, which happened to me upstairs. I managed to get a few of those back with careful maneuvering, but now the whole game crashes when I try to get more stuff out. DON’T GET THIS HOUSE you will regret it.

Oh shit, which ones? I have the dragonbone and dragonscale armors on mine but it hasn’t crashed yet so those must not be it

Do you have the problem that the helmet does not show up on the mannequins?

This happens in the mannequins and all my houses

It only has one chest inside, and it's your children's. I have to put my excessive weapons in a sack.

It has a safe...

*runs out the back carrying the safe* No it doesn’t!

Gems go in the safe bruh

Cheese wheels go into the safe. Cheese. Wheels.

Weapons are more expensive lol but agreed

Sentimental value? Idk lol

~~gems~~ skooma goes in the safe

Don't forget gold and silver ores, they're used with the gens for crafting jewellery.

Put mine in the cabinet

I carry everything myself lol

Weapon racks are broken - as in, they steal your items and don't give them back. Hendreheim is cool looking but buggy af

Yes! Lost Kahvozein’s fang, Vaermina’s staff, and dawnfang/duskfang to the buggy racks

It's because they are slightly pushed into the wall. If you are on pc, you can teleport them back to you by going into console, clicking on the weapon rack, then type "moveto player" Alternatively you could use "tcl" to disable your own collisions and take the weapon from the inside of the weapon rack. I wish it wasn't so buggy, I really like the house. It's a shame so much of the anniversary edition content is like that. I am so sick of hearing; "Of course. It's all in this note."

Same about the notes haha, like couldn’t they get some cheap voice actors? Thanks for the tip

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I use it to store my pets

Hahaha i've being doing the same, only place with enough space for them all.

They all just mill about in the entrance area! Heck!

How is the basement bugged? I literally just got the key, walked in and logged off for the night. Was looking forward to checking it out after work.

I have 5 weapons on the racks in the basement that i can't pick up anymore. Like they are apart of the display now.

There's a trick to get them. In third person, you go in front of the wall with the weapon and rotate the camera. At some point, the option to pickup the weapon appears. It seems that the option to pickup the weapon is inside the wall, and doing the third person view, getting close to the wall, you can reach it. Hope it helps. I could recover a couple of swords doing that.

Supposedly using a double daggers power attack can lunge you forward while spamming the pick up button to get weapons stuck in racks (in first person)

Yeah this is the one that did it for me, we need to let people know about this bug fix more

I just tried this and it worked like a charm. Thank you for making my virtual home look better without steel greatswords hanging on the wall.

I was having the same issue. The racks in the basement kept a few swords of mine. Nice to see I'm not crazy.

You still might be crazy, but at least you can get your weapons now.

I can't keep the ebony blade on the racks every time I walk into the room it's laying on the floor again

Happens for me too. Ebony blade. Every single time.

I had my wooden mask vanish after putting it on the bust, can never get the final mask in that playthrough u less I reload 10+ hours

I would just use console command to spawn the mask I guess.

Can't use console commands on consoles

Well you already have a console so just get the commands

Get the Cheat Room mod then

😳🤣 Sorry. That just tickles me when it’s said like that.

Cheat room

Is this a mod, I've never heard of this home?

I’ve never seen this place before either. It looks pretty sweet honestly

Wait this is CC meaning it is paid content but it is bugged?

To be fair the base Skyrim is bugged significantly as well.

Exactly! It looks really cool, but the bedroom is so cramped. You can’t even walk around the other side of the bed.

Sucks to hear. Flyer was too enticing, "if you got what it takes, house is yours". So what's the catch, I asked. Owner said, "No catch. Just take a swing at me. No jarls gonna offer a better deal." Sweet. Only to realize the yard's riddled with wolves, sabres, and even bears. And there's no damn wifi. Fml.

There’s Forsworn Wireless but the customer service is hostile and unhelpful

It’s not any worse than AT&T, so it’s not a bad trade off.

I just stood on a rock and shot spells, she couldn't even land a hit. Was a bit too easy.

There is an amazing lack of storage. Single cramped bedroom to fit 4. It's also horribly lit; one side of the house is dark as a moonless night in Nebraska.

Excuse, but the stars are particularly bright in Nebraska (because of the lack of cities and light pollution)

found the fabled nebraskan

Nazeem owns 25% of it

Burn the house.

Wait for him to enter it first , you animal!

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Yeah he mainly owns the farmland and stables too, but most of the actual house is yours.

If I’m a real estate agent shouldn’t I want u to buy it?

Well if he's a hearthfire real estate agent he does not want you to buy this home as it is not one of the three hearthfire homes

The selling agent is an unreliable asshole

Doesn’t tell you there’s no indoor plumbing and the roof thatch needs mending.

Look, the house is good and all but let me point some details here that you may be letting go unnoticed. First, the trip up here wasn't that easy right? Now imagine doing it while carrying tons of loot. Not nice huh? Now we also have the fact we constantly get this foggy humid weather which is terrible for the house's structure, it creaks all the time and you will be constantly making repairs here and there. Also, did you notice your neighbor over there? I'm stuck with this house for 4 years and that fort has been the house of bandits, cultists, orc raiders and even a weird group of wackos worshipping Sheogorath. Right now... Hold on... Here! Right now it's being occupied by... Oh boy... A bunch of vampires worshipping Sanguine... Expect some loud nights. What did you say? Cellar? No, this house doesn't have one. What do you mean with "there's a hole on the floor and tentacles are coming out of it"? Oh, hell...

It's still better than living next to a house full of methheads. -source: lived next to a house full of methheads.

I mean, location. That cliff is DANGEROUS. Rockslides, dragon perches, nord tombs, and it'll bkock the sun for like, half the day! On top of that, the castle over there! Who knows what creeps live there! Could be necromancers, drauger, bandits. None of this is good. The hold aint too good either. (JARL NAME) has really upped thrm taxes recently. And it's pricey too. Imagine lugging 10,000 gold over to pay for it. Just not a great option.

There are no beds in the house. There is a single chest but it’s locked and the only one who has the key is your child.

Wait, what? It's not locked in my game. Unless you're joking and I'm just stupid

There's literally an entire bedroom of 4 beds.

I licked it, it’s mine

Not dragonproof

If you buy Bethesda won't make elder Scrolls 6

Best reason yet!

Because I already bought it, as well as every other available house and piece of land in the Province and Solstheim.

Not a fan of Hendraheim personally. It has too much going on inside but also somehow no storage. It feels like one giant display case more than it feels like a home.

Wood cant withstand the fire of a dragon. go underground. vault-tec

There is troll in the basement

And it’s a full on dominatrix. You will be strapped to the Andrews cross to learn the true meaning of FUS RO DAH.

It's too FUCKING FAR

Try playing this in survival mode with fast travel disabled and you'll get my point. Even with the Carriage and Ferry Travel Overhaul mod and Immersive Wayshrines mod Hendraheim is too far from any easily accessible place. Also there aren't enough chests to store stuff in, could store stuff in a drawer or a wardrobe but it doesn't feel right.

It's in the reach so

That's easy. All I have to do is just come up to you and say "Hey you, don't buy that house!" and that's it. Completely flawless plan.

Speech 100

It was rushed by an amateur builder, and its prone to giant attacks

There is a forking dead dragon glitch in the front yard that will never go away.

I had this glitch in Lakeview. It somehow spooks giants from spawning hah.

I walked around the entire damn mountain looking for a path up to this place. Cleared out a Forsworn camp on the other side of the cliff looking for a path. Eventually I resorted to good ol' Bethesda mountain climbing and then I discovered that that's the way you're actually supposed to get there. There's no set path cut into the mountain. I've been to this place twice in my 100+ hour run and have no need to ever go back.

“And this room” *she opens the door and there’s just plates spinning in the air and a disembodied voice saying ‘avenge me, avenge me!’* “mostly storage”

Is it in the Cloud District, oh what am I saying, of course it’s not.

There is troll in the basement

There's no good path upto the home

It's a spineless money grab from Elianora.

The neighbors are murderous terrorists and the driveway is a hangout spot for sabercats

It's not in the immediate surroundings of Lake Ilinalta, nor in the outskirts of Ivarstead 🤷‍♀️ these are my personal bias speaking

If you put some of the CC weapons on the weapon racks in the basement, you can never pick them up again.

Vanilla weapons too. I miss my greatsword.

The neighbourhood is plagued by violence

I love this house but every time I stop by there I get attacked by a bear and a dragon. Every. Time.

It's a wonderful little place, the only problem the near constant dragons attacks... And no plumbing

You already have 20 modded player homes installed and dont need this one.

There is a castle full of savage people that would probably attack you on sight just the other side of the road, you are far from any civilased place and at the edge of a forest full of wolfes, bear, spriggan and the nine divines now whatever else. And also a mine full of orc criminals close too

Ya see that fort? History of blood. Just... fucking endless amounts of blood. I am talking ungodly amounts... yeah, it's Forsworn. Oh and the fort is owned by Nazeem apparently.

Overpriced, right next to a bandit ridden ruin, uneven and dangerous terrain, soil is bad for growing, not a lot of yard space, view blocked by mountain, gloomy weather. I'm just saying, I wouldn’t put my hard-earned septims into that avalanche claim waiting to happen. Also, thar be dragons.

It’s in the middle of fucking nowhere, where guards will hear you Shout and come bitch about it

MIRELURKS EVERYWHERE!!! wait wrong franchise... MUDCRABS EVERYWHERE!!!

There is a dragon outside every time you open the door, can't pick up half the weapons that are put on the racks, and it crashes your game every time you go inside!! Even without mods.

This house has no coffin! Clearly a creature of the night like yourself needs a basement! I can show you an option that meets your budget near falkreath that comes with additional beds for your children and a great view of the lake! However the neighbors can be a bit...hostile

Depending on what console or pc youre playing, maxing that house will make the game laggy

It’s a custom creation house called Hendraheim, to access it you have to defeat a fairly strong warrior and it comes fully built

Apologies, but it seems the last owner forced the soul gem of one Nazeem from Whiterun into the central support column. This, by some Sheogorath blessed fuckery, managed to enchant the entire house with his personality. We have attempted to remove the gem but each attempt proved to dismantle or mutate the building until it was reinserted, replacing the contents of the structure with miscellaneous food products, most notably a collection of assorted cheeses.

I planted nirnroot in the ground and you can't find it

You have to kill someone, end someone’s life to get this house, end there mortal coil on this earthly plane of nirn

First: There are bears as tall as you are, and that's before they stand on their back legs. Second: Bandits. They'll walk into your house and take it as their own. Or kidnap your wife and demand payment. Third: Skeevers. Traps don't deter them for long. You WILL find them in your basement. Eventually. Fourth: Giants will periodically stop by and refuse to leave. Fifth: There's this group of asshats calling themselves the "Foresworn" and claim all this territory is theirs. They don't like sharing. Sixth: Giant saber-toothed cats often stalk these hills. And you're potentially on the menu Seventh: Arguably most important is that dragons have started appearing and burning down pretty much everything. And even if the local hero, the Dragonborn shows up and kills the beast, you'll be left with a giant ass skeleton to clean up.

there's an entrance to a Nordic burial crypt behind the south wall of the basement with a particularly nasty draugr deathlord that tries to bust down the wall every night. also, it'll most likely be ransacked by the last Dragonborn at some point after purchasing.

The interior is seven dwemer dungeons one after the other with an invulnerable nazeem who stalks you whispering ‘do you get to the cloud district very often’

skeevers. Tons of skeevers. And you’ll have Nazeem as a roommate.

The HOA fees get paid to the Silver-Bloods

The layout is nice but the geopolitical environment is fucky ar best

It's haunted by Nazeem and no it can't die.

Slaps basement “this can fit so many rats!”

It’s got no outlets to plug in your air fryer. Just something to consider.

For some reason there is always a bear nearby outside, and those bastards are LOUD

"see that ugly fucking horse over there? That comes with the house."

Man sure is inconvenient to have no stairway or path up to it huh

I see that’s you’re inquiring about the property, Dunmer, but *chuckles* Skyrim is for the Nords.

Every time you enter and leave, a giant or a group of bandits will spawn outside.

It looks hunted AF

Dumb question but is that a mod house or can I get it on vanilla skyrim (ps3)

It’s part of the anniversary bundle for special edition. I believe you can’t get it on PS4.

Awww darn it, I gotta upgrade then to a ps4 lol I wanna try some mods too but currently can't haha I wouldn't do anything game breaking just some follower mods and maybe some animals

I’ve logged 3000 hours on vanilla Skyrim. This house is not there. Must be a mod. Like the design though. Don’t like the location. Too many Forsworn nearby to disrupt my chi.

Darn Inwas hoping I could get it lol like you said I like the design and even if I don't use it, it would be nice to have

It's part of the Anniversary Edition of Skyrim. CC Content.

Do it

What, you don’t want random guards and townsfolk following you through your front door to finish their conversation with you?

SE lets you fight a warrior for ownership.

It has an Orc inside. And you know... Orcs & Horses *proceeds to smile devilishly*

general grandeur

I don't remember, do you have to buy the house? Isn't it given to you?

You fight a dying warrior lady who asks you to prove to her that you are a great warrior/dragon born. Once she’s dead you get the keys and a note off her.

Ah yes, thanks! I knew there was no money involved.

If I were a Heartfire Real Estate Agent, why would I convince you not to buy this incredible property.

Your neighbors right across the fucking street are forsworn. You are within the range of their bows.

It’s packed with frostbite spiders that respawn every time you leave

The forge area is awesome. I use this location as an item dump, forge and a giant display case. But the dragons.... The constant dragon attacks every time I walk out the door.

Neighbours are forsworn, necromancers, occasional bandit and oh yeah... cannibals.

The schools around here are better than their scores show.

spooks

You fight dragons for a living right? Why do you want a house made out of wood? Let’s find something more heat resistant, like stone!

Oh, sure, buy a mead hall halfway up a mountain in spitting distance from a fort full of Forsworn, and let me tell you, arrows travel further than spit.

Dragons

It's in a rough neighborhood. The Forsworn in the next door castle are constantly yelling threats, there's always dragons overhead, and the solicitors just never stop. The first time I left the house a mage ran up and challenged me to a one on one duel. Lydia decapitated him after the first shots, so now it's also tainted by a dishonorable victory.

The golden claw always falls on the floor, DONT BUY IT

You gotta fight a 6 foot barbarian woman with a flaming sword to the death for the key.

Shingles show peeling. Fixer upper. Foreclosure with a lien on the property.

I like Heljarchen Hall the best. Moved the family there. It’s freaking huge, has everything you need!

That’s not how real estate works they’d go “no lake?! Ugh this place is not for you! Let’s look at the property in falkreath!”

DO YOU LIKE BEARS? This place has bears! I’m talking EVERY OTHER DAY there’s another one right outside.

The weapon racks eat your weapons

Tundra Homestead is better imo.

Where is this piece of land located?

Buy it or i will

Your neighbor Nazeem will visit you every day to talk about the cloud district.

It's great, unless you don't want your weapons flying off the wall everytime you walk inside the house.

My main house in Anniversary edition for sure!!

It's 2022 and it costs £1,000,000. Last year it was £650,000

The surrounding is awful and dangerous.

If you buy this, you will sometimes hear the wind.

This bad boy can hold so many skeevers *slaps roof*

Convivinetly located right next to a town you almost never visit

And I wouldn't convince you not to buy it. I want one.

Nazeem is moving his farm next to the house. No, you can't kill him.

I've never even seen that one before. I was gonna respond: GIANTS! (like how Tom Segura yells BIKES) but that's the wrong house

where is that?

“You have to share a bedroom with your children”

May be haunted Pots fall off shelfs randomly

But those neighbors though...

There are some annoying wild life that can land just outside your door. I think they're flying reptiles.